A/N: Yesterday I was totally out of it I didn't even stay up late like I usually do to hit my word quota so when I get up in the morning I'm only 1k words away sometimes 2k or less than that it depends on my ideas and what character calls me. So last night I took my ass to sleep and I feel good! Mary, Denise, and Zini yes I slept! So we're about to get into this. Shall we?
Happy Reading! (:
Mercedes POV
"Okay something is off about this because at that spot right there is where Conniehey would be. Daddy have you seen him?"
He sat down his coffee. "No, I haven't. I was just about to get up to take him for a walk. Have you checked TJ's room?"
"I did, everything is just the same as TJ left it on Friday. Wait. You here that?" I muted the TV. "That sounds like someone is screaming."
"I don't hear…"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…."
I opened the door Denise flew by. "Oh my goodness! I know where Conniehey is daddy drive me to get him back."
"Okay let me go use the bathroom and I'll meet you at the car."
"Alright. Daddy! Can you grab TJ's uniform for me along with his school shoes and his backpack! Thank you!"
I grabbed my phone and keys heading to the car. "Sam would call me at this time. Good morning baby well I should say afternoon. Shouldn't you be getting ready for the game? Just wanted to call me, what am I…." Mom knocked on the window. "Sam baby hold on." I let down the window. "Yes, mom."
"Why are you sitting in the car? Is that Sam?"
"Yeah…"
She took my phone. "Afternoon Sam, yeah we're just getting ready to watch you on TV Mercedes is sitting in the car here comes Joshua right now. Where are you guys off to?"
"CONNIEHEY IS AT STEVIE AND DENISE HOUSE!"
"What?! Mercedes did you know this?"
I nodded my head. "Yes, mom I figured it out please give me back my phone so I can tell my husband…." She got in the backseat handing me the phone. "Thank you. Sam honey have a good game get this W for us we'll be watching. Conniehey is fine I'll tell later tonight. 143."
"How did Conniehey get to their house? Do they live far?"
"No mom, this has Stevie all over it. Daddy just go two blocks to the right and make a left."
"They only live 2 blocks away here I am thinking my grandbaby is across town!"
"I already see the house." He blew the horn waving. "Hi TJ!"
"Granddaddy! Granny!" Dad picked him. "I missed you."
"I missed you too! Hi mommy."
"Hi, I have a question to ask you. When did Uncle Stevie come get Conniehey?"
"Um…How you know that?" He covered his face.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…." She stopped to speak. Oh hey Mercedes. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH…"
"That's how Aunt Denise was just on our block and she's making good time. Why did you do that? Did you put Stevie up to it?"
"No, I just missed Conniehey and he missed me!"
"TOUCHDOWN! WOOOOO!" Stevie ran out the house doing back flip. "Oh hey! Hello Mr. and Mrs. Jones. What do I owe this visit?"
"Aunt Denise is running around the neighborhood screaming because Conniehey licked her hand. Granndaddy let's go inside to see the replay."
"Okay, who made the touchdown? Was it a passing or rushing?"
"46 yard TD passing."
"WOOOO!" Daddy spun TJ around. "GO CHARGERS!"
"I'm going in here to spend time with TJ since AJE isn't giving paying me any attention. You heard that?"
Stevie laughed leaning against the car. "AJE has been showing love to everyone else but my mother. She even kicked for Conniehey. Why did you come and get Conniehey?"
"TJ wanted to see Conniehey it's been a day and some hours I thought why not." I titled my head. "Okay they put me up to it! She was at the grocery store just getting her prepared for when we get a dog. She's agreed but they need their own house outside. I'll go get him."
"Wait before you get Conniehey so we can be going tell me what happened at the zoo."
"Oh, Shane and Sarah were there more visiting their relatives we were but the lions, TJ sang the song from The Lion King, Shane was there asked TJ for a hug, Azimio stepped in then the kid brigade stepped in beating Shane's ass!"
"Did…"
"No, TJ didn't get in on the fighting we kept him close to us his aunts had their weapons of choice on deck, I had to lay a good kiss on Denise to get her hatchet from her."
"Speaking of hatchets, glow in the dark? Who makes these?! Who takes kids to a sneak attack?!"
Stevie snapped his fingers. "The Evans Family that's who. So, I got your text last night." He wiggled his eyebrows. "Spelling Bee, does Sam know that the bedroom bee gonna be in full effect later on? Mercedes gonna give Sam something he can feel to let him know her love is real, their love… I know their love is real, you know their love is real! AJE know their love is real!
AJE's POV
*AJE and Cinny turn on lighter* Sing it Uncle Stevie! YESSS! SLAY!
"That's why she's in the womb! Cause your parents are freaks! They gonna get freaky tonight! You might get a little brother after you pop out!"
*AJE blows out lighter* that's it Uncle Stevie you too much!
"Uncle Stevie loves you AJE…"
Mercedes POV
"Are you finished? Singing about that letting folks know what's gonna happen in my bedroom tonight."
He wiped his eyes. "Y-Yeah, I'm done. Whew! That had me crying." Denise smacked him on his shoulder. "Hey! Oh. Hi baby." He puckered his lips opening his arms.
"If I were you I'd put them lips up. You and the kids know better! You had me running around the neighborhood you didn't even come after me."
"The-The game…"
"Save it! I'm going in here up to my bathroom get in the jets to relax when I get out dry off lotion up, charge my tablet Conniehey has to be gone."
"He's going to be leaving soon Denise you can have your house back. Oh before I forget here is TJ's backpack and uniform."
"Okay, gonna get it in. You know I've been waiting to read about this." She laughed. "Don't hurt him too bad. Hi Auntie baby when you're born we can play tambourines together. Oh she kicked!"
Deja walked out with Conniehey. Arf Arf [Hi Mercedes! I didn't do anything! She called me a beast so I licked her to prove her wrong then she spazzed out running out the backdoor jumping the fence. Who knew?
"Deja don't. H-Hold onto his leash I'm gone!"
Arf [Aunt Denise came close to me I licked her arm she turned white running out like a ghost to be I would chase but I'll let her be but I gotta lick my balls like groceries, but I gotta lick my balls like groceries]
She ran in the house. "INTERCEPTION! WOOO! TOUCHDOWN!"
"Here you go Aunt Mercedes. Hi AJE." She gasped. "She kicked! AJE kicked me!"
"WHAT?! AJE kicking other people but not me. This is insane she my grandbaby. Let me see if she gonna kick for me. AJE granny here will you kick to let me know you're good." I shook my head. "Come on baby. You know I love you. AJE I'll buy you a hamster, AJE I'll get you all the pretty dolls or trucks in the world. Okay let me try this, AJE granny is going home tomorrow."
I gasped. "Oh my goodness…"
AJE's POV
*AJE kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick* Cinny help me kick!
Stevie's POV
"Wow! She's still kicking!"
"What's going on? The first quarter is over we have time to get back home to watch the 2nd. Bernice, what's going on?"
"AJE kicked for me so Mama Jones said that AJE was kicking for everyone else so she tried different sayings to get AJE to do it, so she told her that she's going home tomorrow AJE is kicking up a storm." Mercedes stomach was twitching. "She's still going."
"This feels weird! Mom say something so she can stop. AJE stop…k-kicking."
She sighed. "Okay, AJE stop kicking mommy. I know you love me. I'm not going home."
My jaw dropped. "She stopped kicking. AJE is too much! Mercedes I got to get inside to catch the second quarter I'll see you tomorrow I'll be by the house. Bye Conniehey I'm glad you could enjoy your few minutes here. When I get our dog we'll have a playdate. Love you boy!"
Arf [You too!]
"Bye Conniehey be good I'll be home tomorrow I promise. Bye mommy is daddy coming home after the game?"
"Yes, daddy is coming home, I'll make him FaceTime you but mommy and daddy need some alone time I'm kicking everyone out the house, they don't have to go back home." She pointed to her mother. "But they have to get out my house. See you after school. I'll be there to pick you up. I love you."
"I love you too. Bye!" We waved them off. "They gonna have a spelling bee AJE got front row seats!"
"I don't think AJE is going to like that at all. TJ did you like seeing your mommy and grandparents?"
"Yeah, but I was even more happy to see Conniehey. Shhh….don't tell them that! Aunt Stacey and Uncle JJ! You just missed mommy, granddaddy, and granddaddy they came by."
"They did! They came to see you nephew!" Stacey poked TJ on his stomach. "Or did they come to figure out why your fiancé was running around the block."
"BINGO! Uncle Stevie we're supposed to be watching the game, I'm going back inside! GO CHARGERS! GO DADDY! BEAT THEM BROWNS! Come on Deja!"
"Okay we'll be inside just want to talk to Uncle JJ and Aunt Stacey, close the door." I have him thumbs up. "Last night while Deja was packing TJ bag, something dropped out his pocket, a phone."
JJ crossed his arms. "A phone? Everyone has their phone in the family who could it be."
"Shane!"
"Yes, Shane's phone, I told Puck he has it, Puck left early this morning I don't know what he's going to do with it someone called it, it was the guy who was on the playground."
Pucks POV
"Lucky!" I went into the kitchen grabbing me a beverage.
"RUN THE BALL! GO! GO! GO! YEAH! TOUCHDOWN! WOOO!" Sam raised his hand Lucky hi-fived the screen. "That's how you do it! Great play Sam!"
"Wassup man anything happened up here while I was down in San Diego?"
He jumped. "Damn Puck! Scared the shit out of me nah nothing didn't happen it's been a quiet week, how were things down there?"
"Tank is down there, Cedes and Sam hired a PI got his assistant or informant whatever you want to call it living in his old house he's renting it out. The guy masked that you pulled off I sent it to Mercedes, TJ and Logan drew the mask from memory they then showed the photo it's the guy. Peep this out they took the kids to the zoo Shane popped up, kids whipped his ass his phone falls out his pocket. Guess he who calls his phone."
"The dude with the mask."
"Right! I think you and I should have a little bit of fun with him we know Shane is going to get a new phone so new number this guy I won't. Let's watch the rest of this game."
PawPaw's POV
"What are these refs doing?!" I smacked the TV with my stick. "He had full control of that ball! I need to be out there show him how I used to do it! Strike a pose! Who is this knocking on my door?" I opened the blinds. "Son! How are you doing? What are you doing out here? Give me a hug!"
"Hi daddy the reason I'm out here is because Bernice boarded a flight instead of going to choir rehearsal so I had to chase after her to make sure she's not going to stay and stress out anyone. How have you been dad?"
"How do I look? I got me these fresh new clothes. These new pants I think they call them skinny jeans." His eyes bugged out. "What? You don't like them. Shows off my assets if you know what I mean."
"Y-You look good Monica is taking really good care of you. I heard about Mary Sue coming out here how did that go?"
"She messed me up talking about she was pregnant. She hasn't released an egg since Dr. King's I Have A Dream speech, she hasn't had a viable egg since the depression but Monica let it be known that I'm hers and she is mine she fanned a napkin she fell. I'm glad you are out here this week I'm opening up my Gospel Juke Joint."
"A what?"
"You heard me right a Gospel Juke Joint opened only on the weekends a quickie express for those who want to go to church but not up for being there until 5 then have to be back my 6 for the night service. This is going to be a special grand opening because Monica and I are tying the knot we want you to be the ring bearer."
"Ring bearer? Daddy I'm too big to be a ring bearer are you asking me to officiate if so then I'll do it just have to be sworn in to do it. So what are you and Monica's colors?"
"Yeah, you are too big for this little suit this more of TJ size, our purple and gold to show that we're royalty our title is she's sprung on the D I'm sprung on the P."
"Woah!" He cleared his throat. "That's a strange title to have. I would love to meet Monica I've only seen her on the news."
"You spoke her up here she comes now."
"Hi daddy, mommy and me went to the pet shop and I got two rabbits! See!" Monica sat the box down. "That one who is all white is Hip and the other with the black patch on his back is Hop, you get it Hip-Hop I wanted a hamster she said they look too much like a mouse you made mommy change her mind because you put it down. Can't nobody do it like daddy bang, bang bang…"
"Yup, no one can do it like me! GET THE FUMBLE YES! THAT BALL WAS LIVE! NO NEED FOR REVIEW! Excuse me. Jazzy this is my son, Joshua Baby this is my son Joshua, Joshua this is my boo Monica."
"Nice to meet you in person I want to apologize to you for my dad…"
"Oh no, that was Zini that PawPaw was getting fresh with. I'm the one that put my number on the screen."
"Yeah, that's right you strung a few guys along until you got your prize. Tell me what you like about my dad."
"Everything." I smacked her ass. "Oooh… Son you might want to go I'm feeling a little happy and I didn't take any pills."
Stevie's POV
"I'm sorry for Conniehey licking you and all of that TJ just wanted to see him and I wanted to get you somewhat used to having a dog in the house."
"Stevie, HCO, which means, Human Contact Only!" She clapped her hands for every syllable in HCO. "I don't want no fur on me unless it's your hair…don't get me started."
"Fine, Sam is back. Hi Sam! Congratulations on the win 2-0!"
"Thank you, thank you! That was a great game! Hi Denise."
"Hi Sam! Good game, Stevie I'm going down to the kitchen to get me water you want anything?"
"Yeah, yes a turkey sandwich and some woatah."
"It's pronounced water where I'm from." She kissed me. "I'm going to make it my way you'll love it my way, my way with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and lots of banana peppers, mustard, spinach, and bell pepper. Come on vocals! TJ's lessons are working!"
"Okay, water…I cracked her up with how I say it, let me get out this bed so you can chat it up with your son then get some. See what I did there."
"Stevie, son and some really okay."
TJ was sitting in Deja's lap. "…that's a good book! Read it again!"
"TJ, I've read you this book twice, it's late I have to get up early to my commute to class and you have to get up early too, next time you spend the night I'll read you another book."
He sighed. "Okay."
"Don't say anything Stevie." Sam whispered. "HI TJ!"
"DADDY! YOU'RE BACK! I WATCHED THE GAME! YOU DID AWESOME!"
"Thank you did you see that I did our little signal."
"Yup! I did sign it right back! Are you inside the house?"
"No, I'm walking to the door I'm about to go in I just wanted to see your face, wish you a good night sweet dreams, and I'll see you tomorrow. I love you TJ."
TJ's POV
"I love you too bye. Spelling bee in full effect S-A-M…"
"TJ stop dancing it's too late its bedtime Stevie here is your sandwich, tell your boo night you'll see her soon."
"Night Deja sweet dreams." I kissed her on the cheek. "If you need me call me no matter where I am no matter how far 'cause Deja's there ain't no mountain high enough…"
"Thaddeus no singing, JT it's bedtime." She snatched his 3Ds. "You just go this back, you'll get it tomorrow. TJ say your prayers."
"As I settle in my bed, help me rest my little head, if I wake in the night kiss my cheek I'll be alright bless my family and the ones I love watch us all from above Love TJ."
"Night TJ."
"Night." I turned towards the wall drifting off to sleep. "No, no, why I wanna stay here! Who is….Ah!" I sat up in bed. "G-Good I'm still here." I got my bed getting in bed with JT.
"TJ it's late why are you in my bed. You have one."
"I had a dream I just need too…"
AJE's POV
And we are live at the event you've all been waiting for I've allowed daddy to gain stick entry I have my chinchilla on the lookout so far nothing is going on we'll kick it back to mommy and daddy. Daddy take it away! Oh that didn't come out right.
Sam's POV
I knew my baby had something up her sleeve just not this. "Damn baby. You not gonna let me taste it, you just gonna oooh. Yeah come off it. Oooh semi-test ride. I like. I like."
"I know you would." She lay back on the bed. "Sam I need it."
I kissed her. "I know you do so have I." I kissed a trail from her breast to her navel going back to her breast I circle my tongue around her nipple. "Feels good."
"Y-Yes. Sam you are teasing me."
I laughed. "I know. I am. I'm just getting you worked up." I run my fingers between her legs sucking on her nipple.
"Sam…you are such a tease!"
"Yes, I know it. Yeah, you are right where I want you to be." I got moved her legs circling her clit with my finger. "Still teasing…" I felt the heat from her on my cheek.
"You. Are…" I went in for the kill my tongue darted around her clit. "So good."
She tasted so good like honey she bucked her hips against my tongue. "Faster." She moaned. I pulled back. "Here suck my fingers."
"Sam! What?!"
"Just do it." I pulled back my wet fingers with her saliva slipping my fingers inside slowly in and out curling my finger against g-spot Mercedes moaned and buck against my hand her breathing came quicker she was getting close. I pushed my finger deeper curling them. I sucked hard on her clit.
"Oh fuck Sam!" She moaned her pussy exploded and I drank all of her nectar Mercedes legs flailed as her organism last awhile. "Oh God! Oh God!"
"Damn you taste so good so sweet." I took her by the hips guiding myself in I let out a moan she feels so hot and wet, she sucks me in. "You've been waiting on this your body is hungry for me."
AJE's POV
Cinny, how is it going on up there?
Cinny – He's in! It's going in and out in and out in and…
That's right all you readers daddy got stick entry my curtain is closed as I said it would be Cinny get back from there, dang daddy just poked my curtain but all is well. Cinny.
Cinny – It's weird in and out in and out you hear your mommy.
"Damn Sam you never did it like this ooh.. S-A-M I'm not even there but you got me want to spell it backwards! M-A-S which means more and more….oh"
"Yeah, shit Mercedes! Fuck…"
"Faster baby…."
Cinny get from down there something bad might happen to you.
Cinny – In and out in and …OW!
Cinny are you okay? What happened?
Cinny – Your daddy's stick poked me! I still have my eyeball! That thing is huge and big! How does she take it all?!
Mercedes POV
I bounced up and down on his dick, the only dick that will forever caress these walls. "Ride me until I bust baby. Just like…"He leaned his head back groaning. "I love the way you ride me. This dick is yours all…mmm.."
"I know shush. Let give you something you can feel."
"I fell you baby! SLAY ME! SLAY ME WITH YOUR PUSSY BABY S-L-A-Y with your P-U-S-S-Y, do me! Damn it's so good I feel like spelling! Shit! Oooh…when I bust don't stop. FUCK!"
Every time I went down he thrusted. "Sam you are the…oh shit let me grind."
"Grind me! When I busts ride me all the way even if I tell you to stop! Oh girl...Been so long, she's be on, so please, fuck me your titties in my face is what I want to see! Damn!"
"Sam…I'm about to…."
"No…I'm about to…."
"Sam… Sam I rode you fast we've reached our climax we're together not undone, I commit to you you're the only one…Sam…"
"MRS. EVANS RIDE ME! OH SHIT! FUCK! BUST…"
"MR. EVANS! SHIIIIIT! I LOVE WHEN YOU…CUM INSIDE ME. I can't I'm about to….shiiit fuuuck.." My leg shook as I came.
AJE'S POV
*lets up umbrella* Why did she have to get on top?! Doing that took down my curtain! I'm glad I got this thing. Darn it! It got a hole in it.
Cinny – Damn my other eye! Let me turn my back to this! This don't make any damn sense! What's up with all this white stuff?"
Sperm – Darn there is nowhere to go! She's already with a baby! Oh, that's AJE wassup boo! When you get released so we can occupy this space?
Beats me go ahead and swim back, swim back, swim back! I haven't even figured out if I'm a he or a she tell one of your fishy buddies to check for me!
Sam's POV
"Baby, you are smiling extra, extra hard. Should I say hard? You know what it don't matter. You are happy, that is all that matters to me."
"Y-Y-Y-YEAH…B-B-B-BABY! WHEW! You are…everything to me! Oh gosh!" She sucked on my nipple. "You wanna go again. Ohh…Mercedes this is the freaky Mercedes your alter-ego. Yeah get me back up, because that is what it's made for. Go down…damn you Ah…"
JT's POV
"Ah! No! No! Get off me!"
TJ began kicking and punching me. "TJ stop! Stop! Kicking me! STOP! KICKING ME! MOM! DAD!"
Dad turned on the light. "What's going on?"
"STOP! FUCK YOU TANK! I HATE YOU! I WANNA GO HOME!"
Mommy shook TJ. "TJ, wake up baby." He sat up breathing heavy. "Stevie go get me wet rag and bottle of water. You're okay you haven't gone anywhere you are in your home away from home. Okay."TJ jumped in her lap. "Tank?" He nodded his head.
"H-How you know?"
"You were talking in your sleep, JT go get the water."
A/N: Think Tank is clean enough to return, I'll see how his crabs area is when he calls me. I clowned like a damn fool! Lol. Until tomorrow iamJLS (: