A/N: For those who care about the bug I killed him with some RAID y'all just left me hanging w/ him I didn't mind I killed the baby spawn with my hand. I see how y'all be it's good. Lol What's going on this time? Let's find out!
Happy Reading (:
Sam's POV
"9.5…"
A knock came at the door the person peeked in. "Oh um…you ordered food. Hey you're Sam and Mercedes Evans! That was a great game you called yesterday! This is little TJ this kid got some vocals! You get it from your mother! Um…can I have your autograph I know that this is out of protocol and but…" He took out a marker. "Sign my shirt. Please."
"Um…okay." I signed his shirt. "Here you go baby." She signed the shirt. "Here is your tip I know I put a tip on the card but I just want to give you some cash. Here's a $50. You have a good one."
"Y-You too, Mrs. Evans your interview is on tomorrow right."
"Yes, it is. Will you be watching?"
"I'll be DVRing it I have to work. You guys all have a good night. I can't wait for your CD to drop I heard about your upcoming interview can't wait to hear more from you!"
"Saved by the food I'm starvin' like Marvin." TJ ran to the bathroom.
"You want to continue this over dinner or wait until we get home to continue the dream talk with him."
"We can wait until we get home although that's going to be the only thing on my mind as while we're eating."
"All washed and dried."
"TJ sit right there, baby right here, let me close this door, TJ say grace."
"God is great and God is good, and we thank him for our food; by his hand we must be fed, give us Lord, our daily bread. Amen."
"Amen for tonight's dinner we are having Mexican food, TJ tell me how Conniehey ended up at your uncle and aunt house? You want some guacamole?
"Please thank you daddy. Deja, JT, and myself all wanted Conniehey to come for a visit I missed him so Uncle Stevie went to the house to get him, auntie was at the store with Ms. Sarah they came back Conniehey was on the couch laid out she dropped the groceries screaming while Ms. Sarah was texting her from behind she told Deja to take Conniehey outside she did."
"How did she end up screaming doing laps around the block?"
"Oh." He took a few sips of his drink. "Okay Deja wanted something to drink she was in tongue reach of Conniehey's mouth he licked her I looked up she was out the back door scaling the fence screaming. Yeah, it was funny but once you, granny, and granddaddy left she gave us all a strong discussion before jumped in those jets."
"What's a strong discussion?"
"When auntie lays down the facts of what we did and there is no denying it all you can say is yes Aunt Denise or yes auntie all the while she was knitting something. Is AJE still kicking up a storm?" TJ rubbed Mercedes stomach.
"No, she's not I told daddy about how she was kicking fast when granny said she was going home then stopped when she told her the truth she was staying."
"I would have loved if she would have did it this morning after she came up in there doing the most my mother doesn't even do that."
"What granny do this time? Is she stressing you and my baby brother out? AJE tell your big brother what granny is doing?"
AJE's POV
First things first she showed up all early I had to endure her convos and her asking me to kick I'm glad I got these ear plugs I was happy when mommy kicked her out of the house for the spelling bee then she lied saying she was going home I got tired of being on hold so I gave Cinny the phone we are on with Southwest right now to see if I can get her back to the South-side of Lima, hold on TJ, you got a ticket for her, when Cinny?
Cinny – We have granny on the first flight at the end of your gender reveal party but she has to layover in Nevada, San Antonio, Baltimore, Chicago, St. Louis, some town and then she's on her way to Lima.
Can they deliver this ticket to the house I want hear her reaction.
Sam's POV
"What did your little brother tell you? You got sour cream on guacamole on your lips." Mercedes grabbed a napkin. "That's better."
"He's over granny too his stress is just beginning and he's only the size of a what daddy?"
"The size of a tomato just fits into the palm of your hand. She'll be gone after the gender reveal party. Right?"
"Yes, she is daddy isn't leaving without her but since we are on the topic of the gender reveal party know what a shirt you're wearing, I'm wearing pink."
"Blue down to the socks and shoes, how about you daddy?"
"I'm torn I'm thinking it's a boy then I'm thinking it's a girl. I got the perfect shirt you'll see on the party date. Did you enjoy dinner?"
"It was good thanks daddy for buying it."
"You're welcome, son."
"Thank you baby." She leaned over kissing me. "TJ let's get started on your homework while I clean this up."
"No, no, no." I took the plates from her. "I got this, you prop up your feet and relax on the couch TJ you can work on your homework with me at my desk. I have to clean this up"
"But Sam aren't you going to be busy looking over…"
I put two fingers to her lips. "Sh…daddy got this. You just relax. I love you baby."
"I love you more."
"Right there, let me read the directions of the assignment. Okay it reads cut and paste the letters to make the sight words. Do you know what the sit words?"
"Yes, daddy."
"Okay I'm going to point to each word you tell me."
I pointed to the words. "Okay, he, she, said, can, and is."
"That's right! Look our smart boy. You got your scissors?" I picked up his backpack. "No, you don't have them you got your glue stick though. I'll cut out the letters you'll arrange them."
"Got you, is mommy sleep?"
Mercedes turned her back. "Yeah, mommy is out she's just in need of a nap. Here go your letters."
"Thank you daddy, daddy."
"What is it TJ?" I picked up a cut letter rubbing on glue. "Here. That's right."
"I want to tell you about my dream, I didn't want to tell mommy because I didn't want to make her cry. Tank kidnapped me."
"He did what?"
"Yeah, in my dream he told me I wasn't going to see you, mommy, or anyone else anymore. It was bad I was kicking and screaming, I even cussed at him he put his hand over my mouth throwing me in the car so I wouldn't scream."
"TJ that's a really bad dream I see why you rated it a 9.5, but just know that other kids have dreams like yours."
"They have Tank's in their lives! If so then they really got it bad it's creepy, sad, and just sad. Why won't he leave mommy and me alone? I don't like him. When he's around bad things happen." He smacked the letter. "Stay down."
"Uncle Stevie, Uncle JJ…"
"Yeah, I'm glad you my daddy, daddy."
"I'm glad you are my son." I kissed him on the cheek. "You know that, you are mine!"
"Uh-huh. Daddy I need the "H", for this word. Thank you. This is fun daddy."
"Homework?"
"Yeah, I get to do it with you; mommy always helps me and grandma, and Uncle Stevie sometimes. Can we come by tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow daddy is actually busy. There, this homework is done put it over here so he it can dry. What's the next homework? Ooh math. You got this."
"Yup I can do it we did this today in class 2 plus 2 is 4. Right?"
"Yes, it's 4. Okay you work on your homework once done I'll check daddy is just going to check his account."
"3 plus 2 is 5."
I logged onto check my back account. "What are all of these strange purchases? Ear plugs, a plane ticket, an umbrella, curtains, a tambourine! Who is buying all of this stuff? A tablet! Come on and all of this stuff cleared!"
"Sam." Mercedes sat up stretching. "What are you yelling about?"
"Someone is using my card to buy things! A chinchilla! You purchased an animal! This is insane. You don't think?" I looked from Mercedes to her belly.
"What? No, S-Sam the baby doesn't have your card. Why would you think that?"
AJE's POV
Hmm…I like those shoes! They cute I'm gonna get that 3 of those in different colors, I love that dress hope mommy gets me that when I come out the womb, Cinny what you think about this?
Cinny – I LOVE that color it's gonna bring out my fur especially once I get through with my dust bath can you say glistening! Get it for me and some barrettes I want that sound when I hop.
I got it what else do we need? Hmm…I need some new curtains and another umbrella this one is broke! Look, see that tomato, that's how big I am. Dang I'm small!
Mercedes POV
"Baby, it's late, we'll call to get inquire about these purchases tomorrow. Is that all of your homework for tonight?"
"Yes, I just need you to sign it."
"No problem." I checked over his answers. "This is good Mercedes who are you calling?"
"I'm calling Azimio so he can start making his way. It's seven o'clock…"
"Don't call stay here with me I don't have much longer tell Azimio don't worry about it."
"Azimio you don't have to come pick us Sam is getting off in a little while. Okay. Thank you again bye. You almost done baby?"
"Yes, I am, TJ take this to coach you know where his office is right?"
Sam handed him some paperwork. "Yes, I do. Down the hall to right."
"Okay." I rubbed his shoulders. "Feels good?"
"Yes, it does. TJ told me about his dream while you were taking a nap." I spun him around. "Tell me. What he say?"
He cracked his neck and knuckles. "Baby TJ's dream was about him being kidnapped, Tank told him he'd never see you or me again, covered his mouth put him in a car, TJ was cussing him out, punching 9.5."
"I can't fathom that happening."
"Coach said thank you daddy, are we ready to go?" He jumped in Sam's lap yawning. "I'm sleepy."
"Y-Yeah, we are going home now I got TJ, baby you got his backpack." Sam turned off the light. "This was fun. We're going to have to do this more often."
"We are."
Tuesday…
Jenny's POV
Scoot back, scoot back it's the The KiJay Smith Morning Show! "I know what you are thinking but you have a morning show, why is your theme song playing for the evening show? I do what I want to do so, back on this Tuesday it's 2 o'clock and it's the top of hour I have a topic um for those tuning in I'm riding solo Kianna is on vacation so we're going to do this something hit me not long ago call in you know the number, the question is what age would you allow your child to date? Reason I'm asking this question because we have kids how are fast on the social media track got twitter, Facebook, and IG cut to the chase today's topic is a goody with some parents picking up their kids from school, what age would you allow your child to date? I don't have kids but I'm going to give answer I'd say high school age junior before then they can go out with groups but with an adult not someone who is 18 to 25 but a parent someone who is going to ask the questions and be up aware of what's going on, I'm going to open the lines and let you talk. I have on the lines, my girl Monica, what age would you let Jazzy date, she's already fast enough as it is but wait I got an invitation the gospel juke joint and wedding, it's twofer all those who want to attend PawPaw is asking you pay $45 at the door. Sorry Monica I just had to get that in. Go ahead."
"Yes, I am marrying my boo the beautiful and sexy Herbie Jones esquire, Jazzy will be allowed to date I would say 16 since that's when I was allowed. Now she can go hang with groups of friends at like 14-15."
"I say 16 it's not too bad. I have next on the line zeejack, let's go girl. What age?"
"Hey boo, hmmm, I guess it depends on the child's maturity but I'm thinking group dates at the age of 13, as for one on one, I guess 15."
"Group dates 13 that's good, you're in a group just get to know me before you show me…let me stop. Thanks girl next I have, Zini, talk to me."
"Probably 16 or 17 depending on their maturity. I had a boyfriend at 15 but he wasn't allowed to take me out on a date until I turned 16. My younger sister didn't go on her first date 'til she was 18, but that's because she was wild."
"Maturity 16 to 17, when you are a wild one 18-21 I'm just playing. Next I have Jujubee58."
"I'd say 15 but I would have to meet the date and the date's parents first!"
"Yes, you must meet the parents to see if they are wrapped tight first level headed and all of that before your baby girl or baby boy steps out better yet invite them over for dinner well take them you may not want them to know where you live. Next I have Queencee, what age is too young to date?"
"14 and 13 down is too young for me."
"That's too young to date at that age you should be playing patty cake, or Miss Mary Mack Mack
all dressed in black, black, black with silver buttons, buttons, buttons all down her back, back, back she asked her mother, mother, mother for 50 cents, cents, cents to see the elephants, elephants, elephants jump over the fence, fence, fence they jumped so high, high, high they reached the sky, sky, sky and they didn't come back, back, back 'til the 4th of July, ly, ly! Throwback for real I'm aging me for real Situations will arise… sorry I just broke out I song it was a ditty. Up next I have Deja."
"Hey listen to answer your question I'd say 16 and the youngest age is 13 for my kids whenever I have them but I'm 19 and my mother won't let me date! She Listen Jenny she welcomed herself to this dorm party embarrassing me and my ex-boyfriend. She made me break up with him…"
"Deja hold on we have to go to break 15 after the hour." I removed my headphones. "That was fun I mean you get to see how people do things differently. Yeah, who on the phone okay. Hello, hey okay let me take one more call then I'll get to you. We're back, Deja is still on hold next I have my girl Mary go ahead baby."
"14-15 slightly supervised dates, if they get a license at 16-17 they can go places alone if they prove to be trustworthy like... We all go bowling, but they can have their own lane away from us."
"Thanks boo, listen no catfish tonight! I want Mexican food taco salad bowl, chimichanga with rice and beans on the side, tacos with chips and queso, enchilada, okay, Deja are you still there?"
"Yes, I am…why?"
"Well I have this person that would like to say something, go ahead mommy."
"My mom…oh no."
"Under 18 is too young to date you need to be focused on your studies not some boy or girl, my daughter Deja can't date because she lied to me about having a boyfriend…"
"But mommy I…"
"Did I say that you can speak? I did not. See this is the thing.."
"But you said that 18 and under is too young to date I'm 19!"
"I don't like your tone! Zip it! Thank you. There is nothing wrong with having a guy friend but let me know up front going behind my back is a no, I don't like to be lied to."
"Whatever mom…"
I pop open a can of Pringles. "This is good."
"Excuse you!"
"You heard me! You didn't have to do that to Matt! Now you won't even let me see him! I want to apologize to him the formal way."
"The formal way is to pray and ask God for forgiveness you don't need to have any words for Matt."
"No I won't it's the least I can do is do something for him. Since my mother just had to chop him up like a vegetable."
"Dannnnng! MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA! Dang am I missing It's Unique Mercedes interview doesn't come on until 3. Okay I'm' good. Y'all continue. No we are not going to commercial break. I want to hear this go down. Grab a set of headphones. Go ahead. These chips are good."
"That's where you're wrong you don't owe him anything best thing is to stay away all will do is cause him more pain."
"Wait! That was you at the party dressed in all black with the hatchet and them two little kids with the glow in the dark hatchet one had a washboard! That was the best fight I ever seen! Quick question those glow in the dark hatchets! I want one, how can I get me one?"
"I'll send you the email to the website where I got them from."
"Okay."
"Deja you about to not get your shopping trip."
"You think I care about shopping?"
"Hey! I do take me shopping! We can go to Best Buy, hit up a few clothing stores, shoe stores, a pet stores. What she said she didn't care!"
"Yes I know you do because you get to go out and eat pasta which you will not be if u keep up that tone."
"Whatever I'm getting cheese fries I'm a growing girl mom you can't control what I eat when I'm on my food rampages I gotta give my taste buds what they want! I'm a growing girl! What my mouth wants my mouth might and will get mom."
"With that tone sounds like your mouth wants a slap."
"KID DOWN!
"I can't believe this; no she's making me go to some appointment I'm not going to it we're going bowling so I can get my some fries with taco meat and thousand island dressing so good and a bacon burger!"
"Say what?! That's it I'm gone! Where is this bowling alley at?! Hello!l Dejanae Lisette Evans! I'm going to call her. OOH! I need jets in the car."
"Girl it's a cicada in your hair."
"WHAT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Help me get it out!"
"I can't help you with that!"
"She got a bug in hair! Someone remove the insect from hair! That's funny! Ay! When we come back from break play Whip My Hair! 15 before the hour!"
AJE's POV
Wait! AJE can't date here I am a little itty bitty fetus and even I can date. Hi boo! No I'm just listening to my Aunt Denise have a strong discussion on the air. Uh-huh we still on for our first date once I make my entry into the world yeah but you gonna be born after me Gabriel. How is it over there in Aunt Brittany womb?
A/N: Tomorrow It's Unique with someone who I think is has been clear of those little things crawling around in his pubic hair. Until tomorrow iamJLS