A/N: Um how should I kick off this? I'll do it like this some of the stuff I use for my story is actually the lives of some of the reviewers, myhiggins25, sweetiedee, and Muffin307, and myself have a group DM I've dubbed it "The Family", and the argument that happened on The KiJay SmithShow actually happened last night! All I did was copy, cut, and paste. Denise and Deja be going at it because I egg it on thanks to JT. Lol Enough about this, what's going on NOW!

Happy Reading (:

Monday Night

Conniehey's POV

Mama Jones has been going around explaining her reasoning now it's my turn. "Conniehey can you believe what did to me?! I know you can't, I can't! Me!"

Woof [Shut up.]

"And then they…."

I wonder what Princess is up too with her fine ass, I just drooling thinking about you. "And…..so….." I wish this lady would shut up. She's stressing me out I see what TJ be going through now.

"Bernice will you hush! Conniehey doesn't care about what Sam and Mercedes told you!"

Arf Arf [PRAISE BREAK run around Conniehey jump on your hind-legs yes!]

Papa Jones fans me. "Look at that dog just felt something! He took that word and received it! Yes! Conniehey!"

She slapped him on the shoulder. "Joshua now you know…."

"I know that you are nosy, way too overbearing, and some extra, extra, extra-ness there was no need for you to do any of that. You could have boarded an early Friday flight and get here just in time to boss enough people around oh no you just had to do it Bernice way, when Sam and Mercedes walk through that door I want you to apologize."

She scoffed. "I'm not doing any such thing until they apologize to me."

Arf [The hell?! You are really out your damn mind! Even I know when to not lick my balls and when to lick them you are just I can't with her. She better apologize or I'm going to chew all her shoes I've been lusting after a few since JT gave me his old shoe.]

"We're home."

Arf [Sam, Mercedes, and TJ, why did y'all leave with her? Y'all don't know what I've been through. I don't even have the urge to lick my balls and that's my favorite pastime besides hanging with TJ. Hey TJ!]

I licked his face. "Hi Conniehey we went to daddy's job once mommy picked me up. Hi granny and granddaddy."

"Hi grandson, Mercedes TJ needs a bath?"

"Yes, are you offering to give him one?"

"Yes, I give TJ a bath but first your mother has something to tell you and Sam, Bernice say it."

Arf [SAY IT!] Grrrrr

"What do you have to tell us mom?"

She sighed mumbling. "I'm sorry."

"Open your mouth and say it better I don't think that they hear you."

"Fine…I'm sorry for welcoming myself and going overboard last week and today I'm just overly excited about this baby."

"Mom I know you are so is Sam's mother Mary but she knows her place like she told you when you first arrived, she was asked you weren't mom I love you and I would love for you to be out here but this is the reason why we accept your apology. When daddy go, you go."

Arf Arf [Just like that, when granddaddy go you go just like that.]

"Now that we got that settled bath time for TJ does Conniehey join you?"

Arf [Yup! Let me go get my toys!]

Mercedes POV

I leaned against the doorframe listening to daddy and TJ. "Granddaddy I know you old but do you remember your first day of kindergarten?"

"I'm not that old, am I? Could an old grandfather do this? Now watch granddaddy whip now watch grandson nae nae, granddaddy whip, whip TJ nae nae, watch us do it!"

"Go, go granddaddy hey get it!"

Sam came up behind my rubbing my belly. "What's going on?" He kissed my neck.

"Look."

"Come on granddaddy, sing with me, ooh that's what it post to be me and granddaddy eat all the groceries, CTC, CNC is the food we eat oooh what it's post to be forget Subway I want Aunt D way her house is the place to be…"

"That's a good dancing and to answer your question I do remember my first day of kindergarten my teacher was Ms. Ingram, we introduced ourselves, said the alphabet, ate a snack, and played!" He tickled TJ on his stomach."

"Granddaddy! St..ahaha-oop, hey. I love you granddaddy."

"I love you to TJ."

Arf [I love you both]

Sam was holding his phone recording. "What?"

"Did you get that Sam?"

"Yes, dad I got it, Mercedes and I can take it from here."

"Okay, night TJ." He kissed him on the cheek. "Night baby girl." He kissed me on the cheek. "Night Sam." He patted his shoulder. "Night Conniehey tomorrow just you and I will for a walk leave granny home."

Arf [Thank you she did damper my peeing on the tree.]

"All fresh and clean clean."

TJ sniffed himself. "Yup so is Conniehey I made sure he got behind his ears he be forgetting sometimes."

Arf [True I still shaking my ears back and forth I shake my ears back and forth.]

"So do you." I tapped him on the nose. "Bloop. Are you going to sleep in here or join daddy and me in our bed?"

"Join you and daddy in your bed."

"Okay, you know that with mommy being pregnant you can't sleep in the middle so you're going to sleep on daddy's side with him."

"I know gotta keep my brother safe. Right?" He kissed my stomach. "Ow! Don't kick your brother! You kick the wrong one AJ uh-huh."

AJE's POV

I'm the irresistibly, adorably, uncontestably, cutie, and intimately wonderful, AJE, you got the right one TJ, uh huh

Cinny - I'm the irrepressible, lovable, unsurpassable colorful, and intimately soulful Cinny you got the right pet AJ, uh huh

Sam's POV

I walked into the bedroom TJ and Conniehey were laid out on the bed watching this show. "TJ, what is that you are watching?"

"U-Uncle Grandpa."

I grabbed the remote. "Baby, is Uncle Grandpa on the list of approved shows for TJ to watch?"

She poked her head out the door. "No, it is not but The Little Couple is if that ison he can watch that Conniehey can see what their dogs are up to."

Arf [My favorite episode is when Jen doggy sits for her mother and they camp out in the living room. That was good.]

"I don't think I will…."

"I'm Bill, I'm Jen I'm 3'2 inches I'm a doctor…"

"She's a doctor! I'm interested already! Why are they both so little?"

"TJ there is something called dwarfism, Jen and Bill are little people everything that mommy and me do, they can do too."

"Even drive?"

"Yes, they drive they have these things called pedal extenders they go on the pedals they drive. There is a lesson here your height has nothing to do with your success."

Arf [It's my favorite episode!] Arf Arf Arf

"This must be Conniehey favorite episode." Conniehey tail was wagging fast and furious.

Arf [It is, TJ pay attention see that's Rocky and Maggie they got a pet store with their names.]

"They pet store is named after them. Awesome! Is that Maggie? She's a cutie. What you say Conniehey?"

Arf [She cute I don't know what Princess would say but she can get it.]

"Conniehey put that thing away this is a family show! Daddy Conniehey wee-wee is up." TJ tapped it. "Get it down."

"TJ go wash your hands and let Conniehey handle that." TJ jumped off the bed running into the bathroom I lifted Conniehey's ear. "Conniehey don't you got a girl." He licked my face. "Thank you for that. Conniehey I know you get happy from time to time, I do too, I got mine in on Sunday."

Arf [I know I watched through the crack in the door, how Mercedes takes all of that?]

"TJ, stop playing in the water, wash your hands and dry them. What did he think of the show?"

"I think he likes it." She picked up her phone. "What are you doing?"

"I'm checking my account make sure I don't have any strange things on there."

"Hope you don't have nothing strange the tech did say tambourine there is a tambourine purchase that alarmed me, TJ your hands should be clean. Let's go."

"They're clean." He dived on the bed.

"Sam, let's say prayers then we'll talk about this later."

"Okay, let's hold hands. Father, Thank you for my family. I ask that you bless them with Your favor. Provide for all of their needs. I ask You to protect them from harm and evil. Surround them in the shadow of Your wing. Go before them and prepare the way for them. If any path is crooked, I ask you to make it straight. Protect them from the schemes of the enemy and keep them from deception. Bring Your perfect peace to our hearts. In Jesus name I pray, amen. God Bless, my wife, my son, our baby, Conniehey and me. Amen."

Arf [Amen.]

I turned the TV off. "Tomorrow your interview airs. Are we excited?"

"I'm excited for mommy she looked pretty daddy, mommy always look pretty. Don't she daddy."

"Yes, she does, always."

"Aww thank you Sam and TJ my handsome men. I am excited. Can't wait for you to see me baby. It was a suggestion you are going to love might get you another M-A-S."

"Shh…TJ." TJ was curled up sleep in my arms. "Okay. He's sleep I would like that."

AJE's POV

I wouldn't! I'm still trying to get my curtains fixed for the next time it's too soon take about 3 more weeks before you get horny again mommy I need time to recover Cinny eye just opened back up and I need a replacement umbrella and zzzzzz….

Sam's POV con'd

"So, yeah, did um that was good. I love the way did that, did you see anything strange purchases?"

"Sam, someone purchased some shoes, barrettes, some dresses!" I placed my hand her stomach. "That's not all also some dust for a chinchilla!"

"The baby! AJE is buying things.

AJE's POV

"AJE are you buying things?"

"Sam, why are you asking my stomach I don't think the baby can do that."

*puts in ear plugs Sends Cinny a text* Express shipping?

Cinny – Oh I got a text, let me hit you back.

Okay. We are side by side why are we texting each other?

Cinny – Jenny got the idea from Ms. Sarah and Aunt Denise doing it. AJE pick up your phonr I'm calling you.

Okay hello Cinny what do you want?

Cinny – I sent you a text I need you to answer it. Don't tell me on the phone. Text me back.

I got you. *logs onto PawPaw twitter* My pet chinchilla text me I didn't txt back quick enough. She called me to tell me to respond I'm like just tell me she say no respond to txt. Really? *waves at Cinny* Hey girl.

Tuesday…

Tank's POV

I'm back! I know y'all missed me my situation is cleaned up before I hit that I'm checking down there for bugs, I need to keep my bush intact.

"Ain't shit on TV, talk show turn, turn, nope…another talk show….Tal…"

"Up next on the It's Unique Show we have Mercedes Jones…."

"Oooh, I like this show already."

Welcome everyone to It's Unique we have a good show for you all on today I have my friend the beautiful, the talented, my sister Mercedes Jones! "Mercedes! Yessss! Alright quiet down have a seat. Have a seat. Mercedes you are looking radiant and fabulous!"

"Yes, she does! Look my at my baby-momma." Sarah smacked me upside my head. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are okay looking too."

"You are little amazing yourself girl! Those shoes are everything."

"I know and so are yours! Okay, let's get into this interview for those of you who have been living under a rock, Mercedes is back in the studio to slay all of you and snatch every piece of hair off of you, how does it feel to be back in the studio? Who are you working with?"

"It feels great to back in the studio! The studio was my and is my second home it's like I've never left, it's like riding a bike once you get on to pedal it is easy street. I'm working with Dame the Dark I can't give everything away but I've already completed a few songs they're hot!"

"Well, alright you can tell me later, I won't tell a soul. Are you excited about having another baby? That's right! She's pregnant!

"She out here passing off our baby as her and Sam's baby I redid the calculations yup that is my seed!"

"I am excited about this baby boy or girl, we don't know he or she is active little someone that already loves music, this pregnancy is already different from my first because I'm with the man of my dreams, my fiancé Sam he makes everything better my first pregnancy wasn't that good because of the situation I was in, but my son TJ is a blessing and his father Sam loves and adores him. That's all that matters."

"There she go lying again! Oh your first pregnancy wasn't that good?! You up here lying again to these people. BULLSHIT!"

"That's right here is a picture of Sam and TJ, how cute are they! Look at my nephew! You touched on briefly on relationship with that piece of trash how would u like to see Tank punished for his heinous acts of violence against women?"

"What kind of questions is that?! Heinous acts of violence! So I killed one chick, she don't know about it! Anyway that was self-defense to answer your question hell no I don't."

"How would I like to see Tank punished? Hmm…there are so many options I can't pick just one I'll say this I want his dick to get cut off no drugs or anything let him feel the pain that us ladies have to suffer of being abused. Especially us ladies who had to endure a relationship with him."

"Oh fuck no! My dick is staying put! Abused?! Y'all abused me!" I lifted my shirt. "You see that mark right there, that's from one of the times Mercedes hit me."

"Yes, snip, snip, snip, balls and stick included put that thing to research or lit it on fire. Yesss! What kept you going while you were with Tank?"

"Snip, snip, snip my ass! I got more kids to make I have a few out there but I still want more. She better say my sexy ass."

"My son, TJ kept me going while I was with Tank, everyday I'd look at his face and kept pushing I knew that there would be a light at the end of the tunnel and it come when I overheard my baby pray for us one night when I put him to bed, I played his prayer over and over again the night that Tank sexually abused me that morning, I made the decision to move on and not look back."

"She would say TJ, that's a good answer I never, ever sexually abused, raped did none of that you gonna stop lying about that shit."

"That's right clap for that! That was an excellent decision you made and you went to Sam, tell us more about Sam and how Sam is as a father and husband?"

"Who gives a damn about Sam, no it wasn't no excellent decision she took my son away from me! I'm the daddy and I should be the husband! Fuck out of here with that! Watch she going to lift Sam up to the level he wants to be on, my level. No one comes close to me. Right baby?"

"Sam, what can I say about that man he's everything all the words you can describe a good man who protects his family and friends that's Sam, he's a great provider, lover, he supports me in everything that I do, he wanted to be here today but he's at work I love you baby. As a father he's very much hands on with our son TJ will never want for anything but just because we have all the money and means to get him what he wants he's teaching him on how to give back and not be a selfish child, to be that friend to someone who doesn't have one, teach him integrity and one day how to be a real man."

"I'm a good man, I'm there for friends, I am an amazing lover, I would do all of that, I wasn't hands on with TJ, who told is ass how to ride a bike! A real man! I can show him all of that and more you can't get no realer than me!"

"In your words praise! Mercedes Mafia to the Praise Hands! That's right! Let's jump back on your music right quick, who is your inspiration musically? How do you juggle being mommy and singer?"

"I inspired her all those songs on that CD will be about me! Watch Wounded, that's all me! I texted her weeks two weeks ago or last week to ask her that, she didn't hit me back because she know that I know.

"My inspiration the late great and amazing Whitney Houston, Chaka Khan, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Holliday, Patti LaBelle, Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross and so many others we can be here all day for me naming each of them I took a part of and fuzzed them into my music. Being a mommy and singer, Sam's mother is living with us so she's helping us out TJ is Sam and I responsibility I don't have a nanny I don't want one if I didn't think I could juggle both I wouldn't have returned to the studio, my son will be raised by me along with our huge family. It's a lot of us."

"Reason you don't have a nanny is because Sam want you to do what I want you to do raise your own damn kid, may TJ not be a wuss or a little baby. Whiny self."

"Yes, it is I'm one of them! We're like a village. We have a question sent in actually this isn't even a question this is some advice it reads I know your libido is gone and your parts are talking to us which is crazy but they are both overdue for massages Cedes sweetie, I know you busy as hell, and tired but honey, even if you don't want to ride Sam's magic stick at least give him a hand job. It might make you get your groove back. Just like Stella. It'll calm those hormones down too! Plus you and Sam are great parents; don't let anybody tell you otherwise...meaning rank Tank and the rest of those assholes! Oh yeah, and let him give you some finger action or tongue action, you'll feel better. Ooooh! We're getting a little bit freaky here on the daytime talk show!"

"Oooh, shit that made me a little bit horny." Sara removed her top. "Not for you Mercedes. I bet she taste good, I never did that with her. Hold up! She called me an asshole! Tuh, what did I do to you?"

"Sam will love hear that! AJE seems to have turn my horny button on I may do one of them tonight once we get home."

AJE she already named the baby but it should be AJM, my last name Mason."

"Do you aspire to do anything outside of music like acting or talk show host?"

"My baby can be anything and everything she want to be."

"Um…I wouldn't mind years from now pursuing a talk show as far as me acting I don't think so the hours wouldn't be good for me, I want to come home to my family and lay eyes on them, have dinner, go out, have fun, take trips."

"Come home to me and our little family. You got this baby!"

"I understand now this question is not for you but TJ, can we send someone back there to get TJ. Everyone welcome my nephew TJ."

"Look at my son! Don't he look just like….Sam! I swear the night I fucked her for the first time she was fantasizing about Sam!"

"Hi everyone, hi Aunt Unique I love your show and set, someone wanted to ask me a question."

"Yes, I have a question, well it's not a question more like I want you to tell your mother, you want to come live with your real daddy leaving that fake daddy in the dust!"

"Yes, the question is who do you prefer: Gabby or Jazzy?"

"Who in the hell are Gabby and Jazzy? TJ pulling girl already! You just like your father!"

"Hmmm…that's a tough question I love them both I'd have to say Gabby and Deja, hi Deja boo! You better be hitting them books, keep your eyes off them guys focus them on me. Okay, I have to focus on my studies just like yours, Aunt Denise got me in check earlier today I said a little curse word I'm sorry Aunt Denise, I love you! Can JT get his games back and a pet! Like turtle or a dog."

"TJ cussing is bad! See all the bad things he picked up over there with those people. Shane get your big ass out my fucking kitchen! Shit mothefucker! Always hungry."

"Awww…TJ you are too cute! You can stay out here for the last questions; will she be touring anytime soon?"

"Of course he gets his looks for me! That's my boy!"

"After I drop this baby and my CD I will be touring give me a year or so and I'll be visiting a city near you! Be on the lookout!"

"I'll be on the lookout I want backstage access I made you who you are! Don't forget who believed in your ass when no other person was."

"Mercedes you've come out of an abusive relationship of 6 years. Is this album based on that? Or looking forward? What would you say to a person in an abusive relationship right now?"

"See what I tell you, the CD is all about me! I want half the money from all the sells you make. She's going to give advice this I GOT to hear. If you would have stayed with me none of this shit would be happening."

"My album is partially based on that all the pain and hurt I've been through will help someone in the situation as I was in through song you can get deliverance and I'm planning on delivering a lot of ladies and men as in looking forward I'll say it's half because there will be something better after that once you step out on the other side. To someone in an abusive relationship right now, document everything, write, and get a restraining order if you have a friend or friends tell them about what you are going through don't keep it to yourself I didn't have anyone until a few months back and they cared enough for me to not judge me. You're going to be fragile, get a new phone change your number be around those that will support you and give you support someone to talk to you when it gets rough and don't go back."

"What I tell you, it's all about me, me, me, me, me, that's some bad advice! Who would listen to her?! My advice is don't listen to that, stay where you are at he always knows best for you."

"Final question, how do you think TJ's going to react that AJE might be girl? Awww this is a cute question. TJ care to answer."

He better be happy! I've always wanted a boy and girl I got a bunch of sons!"

"Yes, this is how I'm going to react. A girl!"

"TJ! He fainted! Too much! Everyone I hope you enjoyed today's show and if something is different you know It's Unique! Until tomorrow!"

"Did you take notice that TJ wasn't wearing his school uniform? Mercedes too damn smart! Come here Sarah, hop on this. Damn you wet"

Saturday….

Mercedes POV

Today is our Gender Reveal Party! We'll find out in a few short hours if the little one who is making purchases is a girl or a boy!

"Mom, that looks perfect. Just leave it right there, this is the table where they'll write down what they think AJE stands for, we're going to reveal the name of the baby today."

"Great! I'm itching to know her name means. Here comes the ladies, all food is being taken in the house moved to trays, take them inside."

"Hey, Denise, Mary, Quinn, Rachel, Brittany, Santana, Monica, Stacey, Sarah, and Deja hello ladies! Pink all around we all agree it's a girl."

"Yes, because no fetus would half the things she does! Has she kicked for your mother since Sunday? Hi Auntie baby. She kicked!"

"Um…she hasn't. My mother told AJE she was going home, she kicked up a storm."

"You looked different you've." I covered my smile. "You've been getting it in this week."

"Perhaps, we did it Sunday it was the best ever Sam never, ever put it down like that before I may need to hold out on him more often."

"Hello ladies." Sam gave everyone a hug. "I see you all cast your ballot for a girl."

"Sam, what is your choice your shirt is half and half."

"Oh, I'm undecided I'm half boy then I'm half girl been flip flopping this week so his shirt does me fine. You see my son here is all boy!"

"Yup! Down to the socks so is Conniehey."

Arf [He made me put this on I know it's a girl. Hi Denise! Who runs the world? Conniehey!]

"That dog is looking at me funny after he made me act a fool! Stevie and the kids hot a strong discussion they knew and know and know better. I know you heard me on the radio getting this one in check."

"Y-Yeah, I heard, Ms. Deja, how was your appointment."

A/N: Tank has cleaned up he's back! Aren't you all happy?! Will Deja tell her mother which hand Tank touched her with so she can let have! ALSO all those who I hit up today you'll be in my chapter tomorrow! Until tomorrow iamJLS