A/N: AJE wants to thank all of those who filled out what I sent to you in your PMs and DMs and so do I and in other news my rabbit Hop decided to FaceTime some kids today imagine my surprise when I looked in his cage and there was my iPod Touch silly rabbit. What's going on now? We have face claims I've been meaning to add JT is Doc Shaw, Stacey is Tori Kelly, Brenton Thwaites as Stevie. Okay Let's go!

Happy Reading! (:

TJ's POV

"Okay, it's time for show and tell who wants to go first." All hands went up. "Let me pick, Gabby. What did you bring to share with the class?"

She shook the box. "I bought a box of matches."

"C-Come again a box of matches?"

"You heard me a box of matches; these are all the empty matches my mommy burned after finding out that she missed Tank the first times since we've moved here." She opened the box dumping them on the floor. "It's a lot of them it's over 200 boxes, let me count them." Ms. Toles smacked her forehead drinking some water. "30, 1, 2, 3…"

She clapped her eyes. "Gabby believe you no need in counting them all we'd be here all day. Whew! Who wants to go next? Jazzy come on up here. "What do you have to share with the class?"

She dug in her pocket. "This!"

"Aaaahhh…" Ms. Toles jumped clutching her chest. "W-What is that?"

"Oh, this is an Oscar fish."

"B-But what is it doing in your pocket?"

"The reason it's in my pocket is because I didn't have time to flush him this morning because the toilet was over flowing because his brother got stuck after daddy peed on him before flushing." I raised my hand. "What TJ?"

"Excuse you with that tone but didn't PawPaw have Betta fish, what happened to them?"

"Daddy took them with us to a friend house and when we left he picked up the wrong fish bowl the guy called back saying he wanted his fish back but daddy said finders keepers."

"That's it! Take the hall pass and throw him in the trash in the restroom Oscar will not reside in here also wash your hands real good!" Ms. Toles popped two Aleve. "I just have a slight headache kids. TJ go next, please be something simple little baby Jesus. What do you have to share?"

"This is my glow in the dark hatchet, Ms. Toles may you hit the lights please." She turned off the lights. "Thank you I got this on Saturday, remember I told those who sit at my lunch table about my weekend, I went on a stakeout at SDSU."

"Oh, how was the stakeout?"

"Awesome! See my fake daddy crusty, dusty musty, rank, crunch, brink Tank was there and so was my boo! So the E-E-E-E Unit! Loaded up and went on up there to cause havoc, it was a generational beat down."

"It was? Who all went?"

"My grandma, PawPaw, my uncles, aunts, cousins, and of course me! We even have a dance. May I show them?"

"Sure, sure."

"Scoot back, scoot back, scoot back, but first here you can pass around my hatchet, it changes colors if you hit that button, right there. Any questions?" LJ raised his hand.

"Yes, LJ?"

"When are you guys going on another stakeout? I want to come to get one of these?"

I shrugged my shoulders. "I don't know I'm going to my aunt house after school today I'll asked her, I asked Deja but she don't know either. Yes, Malachi."

"Did you hit Tank with it?"

"Yup! I did and I'll do it again. Okay everyone up, you too Ms. Toles, I'm going to show you the dance give yourself some space. This is ain't nothing new, the generational beat down part 2 featurin' the Evans family and this time we're going to slap him crazy we're gonna slap him crazy clap, clap, clap, clap your hands clap, clap, clap, clap your hands alright now, we're gonna do the basic steps pick up a bat hit him up on the life side y'all one kick this time, right foot, let's kick left foot, let's kick, stomp Tank real smooth."

"Thank you TJ for sharing! That was the best share so far. Who is next? Mikey G, come on what do you have to share?"

He grabbed his left wrist with his right hand twisting it. "That was my share! I cracked my wrist. Thank you." Ms. Toles grabbed the bottle of Aleve.

"Okay."

"Will the school janitor please go to the girl's restroom the girl's toilet is overflowing a student flushed a fish…"

"That's it I'm gone!"

Mercedes POV

"Sounds good, what were you shocked to see the most Tank or that his girlfriend or whatever she is too him is Sam's ex."

"What did Sam see in her?" He chuckled. "I was more shocked to see him and why was this girl with him I know she knows what he did to you?"

"She knows, I'm sure Tank shared the details or lied to make me out to be the bad person, you know she called me a bitch to my sons face. She got in this face."

"What? Oh no. You don't do that to no child. What TJ do?"

"He called her a bitch right back."

He stood up clapping. "Serves her right! You don't do that to no child that's just wrong on so many levels. I know you Team Jesus you didn't just tell Jesus let me get this in right quick you know my heart?"

"No, I wasn't there when she did that Sam was but he got TJ for that, you know Tank tried to start a smear campaign on me." He shook his head. "Yes, my brother showed me a few blogs that latched onto the story really didn't go nowhere some latched on and believed him he has a following, he has a GoFundMe account."

"Stop playing, people are donating money to him, for what reason?"

I went online pulling up the website. "Here it goes, Free Tank, no your eyes aren't deceiving you. I see the raised an extra $10."

"Who is giving him money? Their hard earned cash hell let me make one. Hey your interview is coming on It's Unique."

AJE's POV

Cinny I got our GoFundMe account set up for us to buy a new umbrella, some curtains we need more than one and your Rogaine seeing as daddy is hipped to my game I have to have supporters it reads, Hello my name is AJ and I have a pet chinchilla her name is Cinny I hope you don't close out this window without first donating this is why I need help my mommy and daddy are freaks, this morning they did it and my pet decided to go for a ride on daddy's stick currently she's missing some fur but she's getting cornrows so it can grow back the fur that is missing was on his stick, he's on to me so I need you guys assistance with my new umbrella and curtains and Rogaine so she can whip her hair back and forth I would turn mommy's horny side off but there is glitch in my system I'm trying it get it fixed. Your favorite fetus and pet AJ and Cinny, sound good.

Cinny – Yup sounds good. Conniehey is getting blamed for the fur on your daddy's dick. I know you're going to be grossed out but it was a fun ride. Did you answer my text? Let me call you again.

Dododo I'm sorry the number you have dialed….

Cinny – Really? I'm right next to you. Hey your mommy's interview is coming on It's Unique…I'm going to go pop the popcorn.

Mercedes POV

"So, what did you think about my interview?"

"It was a really good interview, um I'm wondering about the advice from zeejack, have you used it."

"You and Mercedes Mafia wanted to know the same thing, to answer your question and theirs, the answer is yes, and I got in the mood." Dame stuck his fingers in his ears. "I'm sorry."

"I asked so I'm sorry for myself. Look at those praise hands and mic emoji's fly in. Mercedes Mafia went in on the comments. My favorite tweet was from at MercyRulesEffTankandhisshit I'm still here! Not tryin' to miss Tank's downfall, and this one from at MercySlay Hopefully Cedes will get her libido back so she can put Sam out of his misery this one from 2hatchetsD…"

"Wait that's Denise! I'm telling you now when I find out Tank touched my baby. Imma try my best to mess him up. I guarantee he ain't never felt the fire like the one imma start! Oh she means that. This tweet from Tamboruinefighter this Mary says One word: HATCHETS!

"Wait! Go back to that picture! Yo! I kid you not my brother told me some lady was there with 2 kids dressed in all black, he asked her, what's up with the all black, she said all black is slimming she struck that pose he took her photo. He said that she didn't play and those two little kids had glow in the dark hatchets were having fun, one of them looked like TJ."

"It was." His jaw dropped. "What was he?"

"He was spending the night with his uncle and aunt, he had a blast he had more fun doing that than video games, you heard me right."

"Mommy! I thought you were going to pick me up from school today! Uncle JJ was there waiting on me! Hi Dame."

"Yup, surprise, surprise! Mommy was going to be in the studio for a while and I couldn't break free so Uncle JJ said he'd pick you up. Hey bro." I reached hugging him. "Were you surprised?"

"Uh-huh, I was after that we went to the toy store and he got me airplane he said we gonna fly them later at Stenise's house. Hi Dame."

"Wassup TJJ, JJ wassup man oh snap! The hatchet! JJ dim the lights." Dame swung the fake hatchet around. "This is awesome! Was today show and tell?"

"Yup it was! It was great Ms. Toles popped a few pills after a few of the students after that she wasn't good for the rest of the day and it was only 10 o'clock."

"What kind of school is this? Teacher is popping the pills in front of the students? Mercedes you hear this? AJE you hear this?"

AJE's POV

Uncle JJ I hear that but I got more important issues to deal with hold on, um yeah those curtains can I get a rush download on them! Better yet I'll send my chinchilla down to get them after she come back from the salon a.k.a. the groomers. I couldn't cornrow her hair. I'll kick on that.

Kick. Do you know if I'm a boy or a girl?

Mercedes POV

"JJ I'm okay with it you weren't there the first day of school, Jazzy and Gabby almost got into it, Jazzy did get suspended a few days back, I saw that she was going to need my Aleve I'll send her another bottle next month, TJ tell us how show and tell went."

"Well, it was interesting, Mikey G, cracked his wrist, Gabby bought with her Aunt Tana empty box of matches, and Jazzy bought PawPaw Oscar fish."

"Wait! TJ grandpa has Betta fish a fish is a good show and tell, right?"

"Not no more." He singsong. "The fish was dead."

Dame spit out his drink. "What?! How did that happened? How did he get new fishes? He bought them?"

"Nope, Jazzy said that they went somewhere and he took his Betta fish with them but when they got up to leave he picked up the wrong fish bowl. The owner of his fish called saying he wanted them back put PawPaw finders keepers."

"Unbelievable show and tell has reached a whole new level of…." He smacked his face. "A fish, please say Ms. Toles made her throw him out."

"That's a good question Dame, did she do that?"

He nodded his head. "Yeah, but…."

"Uh-oh."

"She made her go to the restroom to throw him in the trashcan and wash her hands but she flushed down the toilet; it was all over school she made the toilet overflow, overflow, overflow healing water…"

I covered his mouth. "TJ that was not the right moment for you to break out in song, where is your better half?"

"Oh, she's out with mom and her mother getting the finishing touches for the party. You know I asked Stacey did she take a peek inside to see the envelope to see if we're getting a niece or nephew but she said that the doctor wrapped two it twice just in case she tried to find out. I'm itching to know. Aren't you?"

"I am. I had a dream last night it was a boy."

"YES! IT'S A BOY!"

"But, daddy had a dream that it was a girl, are you coming by Stenise house tonight for dinner?"

"Oh, yeah food I'm there. TJ let's get started on this homework."

Denise POV

"Fried chicken, greens, cornbread, mac and cheese, yams, cheesecake, and fresh squeezed lemonade this is going to be good dinner. Deja! Get up and come set the table and check on your cornbread and make the lemonade! DEJA!"

"Here I come! I was taking a good nap too, where is JT?" She opened the cabinet grabbing the plates. "I set the table better but wouldn't hurt if he does it sometimes."

"Outside flying his plane, come on, family will be here shortly I want everything set up check your corn bread." I sniffed. "Smells like it might be about to burn."

"Okay."

"Your uncle and aunt are here! Mercedes! Look at your bump, you look good. Sam!" I pulled him into a hug. "I thought you weren't going to be able to make it. Where is my little man?"

"JT I got a plane too! Uncle JJ and I picked me one up after school."

"Never mind that answered my own question."

"Me either but finished up early and talked this morning about your sandwiches he was calling it D-Way that I had to come for dinner."

"Sorry Sam you'll get D-Way on Saturday, where is Mama Jones and Mama Evans?"

"My dad is taking them out for grandmother's dinner with the lone grandpa; Dwight will be in town on Friday. Deja, how was your appointment?"

She sighed. "Perverted. Do I have to have another appointment next week? I'm not having sex."

"I'll take your word…"

"Yes!" Deja bust out the Carlton dance singing. "It might seem crazy what I'm about to say, no more weekly appointments take them away, I'm so glad I can cut a step, with the air like I don't care mommy by the way I am so happy I can clap all alone because I'm done with it…"

"Well don't get too happy because I have another appointment set for you, on next Tuesday you change that look on your face and that attitude, I'm so happy because I know the truth, so you can clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do, clap...go get your brother and father tell them dinner is ready. Jacey look at you two so cute."

"Adopted one, and baby that ruined my life, butt face, daddy and my mini boo come on dinner is ready!"

JT pushed Deja. "Look here ugly!"

"Hey, hey, hey stop it! JT apologize, to your sister. Stop! Apologize."

"I'm sorry."

"Sam, nice to see you in our house, by the yell dinner must be done, who is going to say the grace?"

TJ raised his hand. "I'll say it, everyone hold hands and bow y'all heads. I want to hold my boo hand. Okay now everyone bow your heads, Jesus want to thank you for this day, thank you for waking up all of my family, and my boo who walked me to my class this morning, thank you for my Aunt Denise for making dinner and…." The phone rang. "Who is calling while I'm saying grace? Don't make sense." He picked up the phone. "Hello, I was saying grace it's family dinner time, who is this?! Who is Preston? Deja you know a Preston?"

"Um…"

I went to the kitchen grabbing my meat cleaver. "Who is Preston?" I chopped a chicken leg in half.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" TJ fainted. "Not again!"

Saturday…

Sam's POV

"First off I would like to thank everyone for coming out on this Saturday to be a part of this day where my family will found out if our son TJ who is blued out will be getting his little brother or his grandmothers who are decked out in pink if he's getting a little sister." TJ gave the thumbs down. "Um we're going to have fun, mix and mingle but before we do I would like to call up our friend Santana to bless the food, you may have heard her on The KiJay Smith show not too long ago she prayed so long the food got cold but we are prepared hot food on the burners, Santana the grass patch is yours."

"Everyone bow your heads, Jesús te damos gracias por toda la familia y amigos que están aquí para dar testimonio de saber si AJE es un él o una ella, te damos gracias porque Sam y Mercedes decidieron hacer pequeños minis, también me gustaría decir que me siento un poco clase de manera que yo no llegué a poner las manos sobre el tanque de la primera vez, pero sólo quiero darle las gracias por la segunda vez! Oye! Gracias! Gracias por estar ahí Deja que ella es la razón para la imposición de manos, la bendeciré, pero no fue suficiente para hacer bastante daño Tengo un equipo de personas que están de pie en la brecha por su muerte! ¡Sí! María y Denise sus conocidos como el dúo de lucha Aleluya donde las manos sobre el tanque. También bendecir los alimentos. Amén. [Translation: Jesus we thank you for all the family and friends who are here to bear witness to know if AJE is a he or a she, we thank you that Sam and Mercedes decided to make little minis, I also would like to say that I feel some kind of way that I did not get to lay hands on Tank the first time but I just want to thank you for the second time! Hey! Thank you! Thank you for Deja being there she's the reason for us laying hands, bless her but it wasn't enough to do enough damage I have a team of people who will are standing in the gap for his demise! Yes! Mary and Denise their known as the Hallelujah fighting duo where they hands on Tank. Also bless the food. Amen.]

"Amen! The food is still hot! Yes! Baby I'll make you your plate! TJ bring your plate come with me."

"Denise I see you took out your braids! Did Sarah stay and help you wash?"

"Nope, she help me take them out with Deja and then bounced, Deja washed volunteered to wash condition and style."

"She did good!"

"Thank you, Uncle Sam." Deja picked up a plate shouting. "Does anyone have bacon in their dish!? Yours has bacon in it. Is this it?" She lifted the top. "HEY! Cheddar bacon fries! Let me cut my step right here. Won't he do it!"

"Here you go baby, TJ, stay here I'll get your drink."

"Thanks. Get TJ some lemonade and water."

"Okay." I made my plate grabbing everything else Mercedes asked for we ate, mixed and mingled. "Everyone! My sister Stacey and Mercedes brother JJ, they're a couple, they go by Jacey!"

"What?! JJ you didn't tell me?!"

"Sam! Why?"

"It's all about love, no secrets! My sister and Mercedes brother is dating, clap for them! Yes, be happy! So they're passing out wishes for the Evans baby. Fill them out; once everyone is done we'll share a few. Keep eating and talking but fill out those these sheets."

Mercedes pulled me down. "Sam, why did you do that? They didn't."

"Look, it's all good give your mother someone else to latch onto them pry in their lives. It's been 10 minutes should be long enough to fill it out if you aren't done keep on filling it out. Who would like to go first, okay Mary go ahead."

"My wishes for little AJE is learn that being an Evans is great! I hope you aren't afraid of anything... Even bugs! I hope you love being surrounded by these awesome people get what you want AND need. I hope you laugh all the time. I hope you never forget your parent's struggles. I hope you ignore and avoid bad people... You know who I mean I hope you become an amazing woman of God I hope you respect people who want to build you up in and outside the family. I hope you grow into your full potential! Love Aunt Mary."

"Awe that's so sweet who is next? Juju the grass is yours.

"I hope you get to praise break with TJ, I hope you aren't afraid of the dark, I hope you love TJ and Conniehey, I hope you get whatever you ask for, I hope you laugh often, I hope you never forget how much you are loved, I hope you ignore all the haters, I hope you become the best you can be, I hope you respect those who respect you, I hope you grow up strong, Love JuJu."

"I'll go next my wishes for AJE are to learn how to love yourself, you aren't afraid to express yourself love your family, you get your moms vocals, laugh at the silly things, you learned from your brother never forget how much your loved, you ignore the haters, you become a strong person, you respect the things people tell you, I hope you grow up to be a star like your mom Love Deja."

"That's so sweet Deja, and I would like to add on to hers that I hope AJE is esteemed."

"Monica also known as glam-ma what are your wishes for AJE?"

"Everyone filled it out; I did but wanted to say this to AJE my wish for her not to get her butt whipped for those unauthorized purchases. She needs to get some payback for all the trouble she caused lol. I know she will have a great life so she good on that part. Love Glam-ma."

AJE's POV

Really glam-ma you gonna out me like that you know what I'll be waiting for you in 6 months, you not gonna out and zzzzzz

Sam's POV con'd

"See baby even Monica knows she's buying stuff!" She patted my knee. "Okay we'll talk about this later. Who is next? Zee what are your wishes for our baby?"

"I hope you learn that all that glitters isn't gold, I hope you aren't afraid to be yourself, I hope you love yourself first so that you can lover others, I hope you get that everyone you meet may not have your best interest at heart, I hope you laugh at yourself, I hope you never forget that until you're happy you can't make anyone else happy, I hope you ignore all the haters, I hope you become strong enough to know that following the crowd isn't the way to live, I hope you respect yourself, your family and God I hope you grow to be a force to be reckoned with, Love Zee"

"I hope that you grow into a lovely respectful person who's caring and always is herself. No matter how hard life gets, count on the Lord and He will supply. Love Zini."

"I hope you learn I'm your big brother that I know best, I hope you aren't afraid of anything 'cause I got your back, I hope you love even if you are a girl I'd still love you although I want a brother, I hope you get your own pet because Conniehey is my dog, I hope you laugh at all the funny things I do, I hope you never forget I love you, I hope you ignore miserable people, I hope you become great and amazing at whatever you want to do, I hope you respect mommy and daddy, I hope you grow into a beautiful girl and that no one breaks your heart if they do they have to answer to me, Love your brother TJ.

"Those were a lot of beautiful things you wished for our baby, I wish all of that and more I filled out a sheet but this one is for my son, TJ stand up, actually come up here. That's right you can clap for him.I hope you learn that everything you want is at your fingertips. I hope you aren't afraid to tell mommy and me how you feel, good or bad. I had to rework this one I hope that love I give you is unconditional always. I hope you get to grow up and be the leader. I hope you laugh through all the good and bad more the good. I hope you never forget you were an Evans from the moment I laid my eyes on you. I hope you ignore all naysayers. I hope you become whatever you want to be I'll be right behind you giving 100% and more. I hope you respect everyone and everything. I hope you grow to know that all that I do is for you, you mommy and your sister, to grow to be the man I'm molding you to be. Love, daddy."

"I love you too daddy!"

"Baby, that was sweet!"

"Yes, it was Sam, now is the time we've all been waiting for! We'll play some game afterwards but, we wanted to know if it's a boy or a girl! Sam and Mercedes here is the pink and blue ribbon knife the cake is right here it's time for you to do the honors."

Mercedes POV

"Okay we're about to find out if Evans baby is a boy or a girl, Stacey was given the gender and we have it in this cake. Let's hear it! Blue or Pink!"

"Blue…"

"Blue.."

"Pink…"

They all shouted. "Okay here we go Sam, baby." We sliced the cake. "It's a…..It's a girl! And we'd like to announce her name now; I'd like you all to know that AJ stands for Alexandra Jennifer Evans!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" TJ fainted. Sam pulled me in for a kiss. "Not a girl! WHY?!"

AJE's POV

I'm a girl! Frills and lace! I have a name! Alexandra Jennifer Evans! AJ! That's me! Cinny I have a name!

A/N: AJE is a girl! For those who read my last story you've known but now she knows. Until tomorrow iamJLS (: