A/N: We are back at it again family! Pushing through these chapters my ideas are all over the place! In other news I'm still waiting for this person to drop me they menu! So, what's going on this time?
Happy Reading! (:
Sunday….
Sam's POV
"Mercedes, baby." I kissed her on the cheek. "Come on let's go it again I'm ready for you to grind, ride, do whatever you want to do."
"Didn't we just finish round 1 two hours ago." I smirked wiggling my eyebrows. "I love the way you do that baby."
"Oh, I know you do and you love the way." I climb between her legs. "I do this." She wrapped her legs around me.
"Yes, I do!"
"Oh, I love it too. Man I need to get it all end because…wait I feel something. Oh, we good."
Alexandra's J POV
They at it again! Cinny how is the repair going on my mood swing machine?! I can't take this no more this is worse than the last time and that was a few hours ago! Imma call Jenny to set her straight got me up in here without my curtains and stuff. Hello Jenny.
Cinny – Weeeeee this is fun.
Cinny! Jump off of Daddy's stick! Hello, Jenny can you do something about this, my pet is down here going for free rides the last time she lost fur.
"What Alexandra? Cinny lost fur?"
"Sam it's all yours this morning, noon, night, midnight, afternoon snack just…uh."
"What in the hell?"
Cinny – Uh he's doing circles!
Jenny hold on…CINNY HOP OFF DADDY'S STICK! I DONE TOLD YOU!
"Cinny jump off this stick! It's not safe you already left fur once!"
Cinny – I'm getting off you don't have to yell at me. Don't let me bark at you.
"Um…Alexandra I gotta go I'm still typing this chapter."
Fine I'll let you go but you better and I mean this you better fix my mood swing machine or I'm telling Aunt Denise about your bottles of water. Serves you right!
Cinny – Alexandra all my hair is on your daddy's stick!
You bald! LAWD where is your Rogaine?!
Sperm – AJE sorry about your pet we didn't know that he was going to cum so quick feels so good to be back inside.
*Gives finger* Whatever I'm gonna fix this thing in the next chapter!
Mercedes POV
"Sam you and your dick put it on me." I grabbed his dick. "Conniehey get out the bed. Wait. Sam, your dick is hairy!"
"Huh?" He jumped out the bed running to the bathroom. "My dick is HAIRY! This isn't from Conniehey! I'm telling you Alexandra has a pet up in there I felt little fur on my dick and little paws!"
"Sam, Conniehey does shed I mean you came in me so I get it."
"No, no, no she has a pet! I'm serious this time." He lifted my shirt. "Alexandra Jennifer Evans, this is your father speaking I asked you once you didn't kick, I'm going to ask you again, do you have a pet? I mean it this time."
AJE's POV
*puts in earplugs opens up mood machine manual.* I'm going to fix this thing.
"I'm not playing this time either I will send back your shoes to the store! Answer me kick for me do you have a pet.
"Sam baby don't do that to her shoes, let her keep the shoes she doesn't have a pet!"
"Next ultrasound we'll see I'm asking the nurse."
Cinny – Next time she's going to be more prepared I'll pack her stuff up she'll prove you wrong. Five-five. Boom!
Mercedes POV
"Morning!" TJ shouted diving on the bed. "What's all this sticky stuff? Why is it white? Why is Conniehey fur is mixed in this?"
Arf [Eeew y'all some freaks! My Paw! It's on my damn paw! That's not my fur that's Alexandra's pet!]
"TJ, get off the bed go wash your hands first, Sam baby do your boxers on?"
"Yeah, why?" He poked his head out. "Oh, Morning TJ come on in here and wash your hands. Did he…"
"TJ, what have I told you about knocking first before opening the door."
"I know wait for one of you to say something first I just wanted to see y'all because it's football Sunday!"
"Yes, it is I know you're excited but, where is Uncle Puck? The two of you should be gaming it up."
He shrugged his shoulders. "I went to his room and he was gone."
"That's strange, TJ you and Conniehey go down to the game room I'll be down to start on breakfast."
"Let's go Conniehey."
Arf [Feet on the floor you two let me rub my paw on y'all floors. Nasty!]
"Okay, that was awkward. Let me call Puck to see if he answers."
"I'm going to go get freshened up to start on breakfast I got a feeling that everyone is going to be here coming to our house in the next 30 minutes."
"Alright."
Puck's POV
"Puck, how was the gender reveal party? Is it a boy or a girl?"
"It was awesome they gave all the aunts and uncles a photo of little Alexandra." I dug into my pocket for my wallet. "Here she is she's a force to be reckon with already."
"I bet she is! She smiling and waving. Is that a bat?" He held up the picture. "Yeah, that's a bat. Where she get a bat from?"
"That's what I said I don't even know, Sam seems to think his little girl is making purchases in the womb but yeah they're all smiles and butterflies over there so after all that texting back and forth this punk ass finally agreed to meet with "Shane", in public he thinks that Tank is going to join them. He doesn't know."
"He does not but he just showed up go sit in that booth over there facing him."
"Okay." I called the waitress over. "I'll have an orange juice, coffee, French toast and eggs. Thank you."
"Oh, fuck! I' here to meet up with Shane. Did Tank set you up to do this? Where is Shane? That's his phone."
"Oh, Shane just stepped out he may come back, sit down. I don't fuck with Tank never have never will, you know I don't like his ass."
"That's right's right but why do you want to meet with me. I haven't done anything."
I rolled my eyes. "You really want me to believe that. Okay I see how this is going to go." He smacked the table. "Why in the hell were you at those people house?"
"I wasn't there! You got the wrong one baby. I'm out." He stood to leave Luck yanked him down. "What the hell man. Let me go."
"Hell no, I'm not letting you go nowhere you want to say that lie to me again. I know you were there. I got proof."
"Man you don't have no…" He sat the mask on the table. "Um…see."
Lucky put his hand to his ear. "What? Tongue tied. Cat got your tongue. What are you going to tell me now to wiggle your ass out of this?"
"Um…I wasn't there." He shook his head laughing. "For real that's not mine."
"Why are you laughing? Look, how much are you getting paid to do this?"
"I'm not."
Lucky smacked him with the mask. "Cut the bullshit I know you were at their house and at the park too."
"Okay, Okay. You got me. I was there at the park but not at the house."
"Still lying to me I pulled this off your face. I recognized you, and you are still going to lie to me. How did you link up with Tank?"
"Thank you."
"Okay, this is how it happened there was a guy before me and I think there were 2 guys before me and I think they ended up being shot because they didn't kill her brother or his brother something like that so he promised me 5k to not kill no one just take get his son back to him."
"Wait there is lot of parks in LA, how did you know which one he would be at?"
"Simple, I followed them he told me where they lived I stayed a few cars back they dropped him off at some lady house I followed her then I knew where to go they were playing catch so I came from behind hiding spot I shouted his name, he screamed no, the boy who he was playing with tossed a ball at me I tripped then I hauled ass out of there because some of the fathers were coming at me."
"As they should have, why are you doing this?"
"Look, I need the money!"
Lucky sighed. "Wait so you gonna steal a child off a playground for some damn money 5k, did you not ask why he wanted a child?"
"He told me that his mother isn't a fit mother she's a deadbeat all this shit that he woke up one morning to bruises and cuts on him she took their son. She's using their son as a crutch to get him back."
"That's it! I have to jump into this conversation."
"Who the fuck is he? I knew he wasn't up to any good just sitting over there watching me. I should of hauled ass when I saw you Lucky. Why are you doing this to me?"
"Still if you would have run I would chase you down. We need answers I don't give two shits about your ass."
"Don't worry about who I am do you actually believe all that shit Tank is telling you about Mercedes?"
"Yes, Tank wouldn't lie he also says that she's demanding child support, she won't let him see their son, she bad mouths him in front of Tank Junior, she has a bunch of men around him, I mean what kind of mother is that. Tank is a good…"
I waved my hand. "Don't you dare say that Tank is a good father or a good man you don't know the hell she's been through with him and he you are in his corner, some nerve you don't even know the whole damn story and you won't get it from him. I'm going to tell you this and I mean every damn word I say if I see you with him I'm going to fuck you, him, and Shane up."
"What about Sarah?"
"I'll leave that to the ladies, I'm sure that one of them is itching to get her hands on Sarah." I smiled. "She's good at what she does."
Mercedes POV
"TJ what are you looking at?" He looked up at me. "Your Aunt Denise is sharpening her hatchet I'm starting to think that is her favorite thing to do."
"You'd be right Aunt Cedes you know how on your sweet sixteen birthday some kids get cars or cash, not me. I got a hatchet set that is sitting in the trunk of my car."
"Cool! Does it glow in the dark?"
"No TJ, mine is the real deal I know she probably scared Preston off yesterday, at the party. He didn't say much when we talked over the phone. I know I messed up the first time with Matt lying and everything."
"I like it when you lied we got to have fun."
"TJ go run off to the game room and play a game with Uncle Stevie and JT. I'll yell once breakfast is ready."
He pouted. "Okay. I just want to hear more about this Preston fella, although Gabby is my boo I still have to question him."
"Thaddeus Joshua go, now!" I laughed. "That son of mine is too much."
"Good morning Deja? Where is your mother?" She pointed. "Oh, I need to get me one of those hatchets. Since we're having a little girl I'm going to need one. Think your mother can hook me up with a good deal?
"Uncle Sam probably I'm surprised she doesn't sell them on the side."
"Good Morning! Just did my hatchet-out same as a work out just coming up with new ways to slice Tank, you know that he touched my baby girl at the party. With both hands next fight his butt is mine. I'm going to go get freshened up."
"See, what I mean. I'm going to the game room and sulk in my feelings."
"Wait before you go, Tank touched you?"
She nodded her head. "Yeah, on my butt and my face I washed my face afterwards. I didn't want to get poop pink eye."
"I'm not surprised at Tank and he's married. Where was Sarah while that was going on? I don't even know why I'm asking about her I don't care about her. He touched my niece face. Mercedes if I didn't have the position I got I would." He banged his fist on the island. "This man just I can't stand him."
"Calm down baby I know you can't but we have guests and more are…"
"Good Morning!" The door flung open in walked the New Directions and their kids. "Hi Aunt Mercedes! Hi Deja!"
"Deja! Where is Preston?" Gabby asked running into the game room.
"Hey, all, breakfast is all ready, TJ, JT, Stevie, and Deja breakfast is done come on so y'all can grub and get to the game!"
"Morning everyone! Eggs, bacon, grits, pancakes, cheese, and toast, drinks are over there but first we're going to say grace! Everyone hold hands! Come on; let's go I'll say grace. Father God we thank you for this day we ask that you watch over our family those who are near and far, we also want to send up a special request for my brother JJ and his girl Stacey that they make it through this trying time together until PawPaw and Monica tie the knot. We ask you look on the Chargers today as they take the field against the Dolphins let them come away with the victory in your name we pray Amen."
"Amen!"
Arf [Amen TJ toss me some sausage just a little piece once you get your plate I'll be waiting on you!]
"All kids sit at the table your parents will make you a plate, Sam is you making TJ's plate? Okay." The doorbell rang. "Ray can you get the door please! Thank you."
"No put that on his plate."
"Morning."
Deja gasped. "Preston! What are you? I mean…mom, daddy?"
"Well after I grilled I mean your mother grilled him to no end I invited him to the game! I got a ticket for you too if you care to join us or you can stay with the ladies kick back and plan Glam-ma wedding to PawPaw."
Arf [Let me sniff him to make sure he's the right kind butt check. He seems fine.]
"Hey you are Conniehey aren't you, you a good dog aren't you."
Preston rubbed Conniehey's stomach. Arf [He gets my stamp of approval. Oh right there. Do circles! Whew! Yeah. Deja I like this guy he rubs my stomach just like TJ…hey why you stop.]
"Hi Mrs. Evans I would shake your hand but I know how you are I'm just going to go wash them. Yeah, I'll be back."
Deja jumped up down. "Yeah oh, don't mind me I'll make his plate! We're eating in the game room!"
"Mercedes, this is a good spread celebrating that your mother has gone back home."
"Um, she's not gone all the way home, she's at Jacey's house. She's staying until after PawPaw's wedding to Monica, which is next week at least she's not in my house."
"We're good about that. So, everyone is here but Puck, where did he go?"
Shane's POV
"Sarah! Have you seen my phone?" I picked up my pants shaking them. "Where in the hell is my phone?"
"Dammit Shane it's been an hour who in the hell was at the door?"
"Oh, someone who had that wrong room who did you think it was?"
"Could have been anyone the cops, a cute as girl, Mercedes, a spy, who knows? What are you looking for?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?" He cocked his head. "I could have sworn that you said you were looking for your phone. When was the last time you seen your phone?"
"T-The zoo."
"The zoo! You mean you waited a damn week to say you lost your phone; someone out there right now got your phone and is using it. Let me call your damn phone." I checked under the bed. "Hello, who is this? What you mean don't worry about who you are? I'm calling this phone. It's my buddy phone. I know your voice. What you mean so what? Is this Puck?! You fuck me up! Not if I get to you first! Whatever man! Lose my number!" He kicked the bed. "Tank you damn fool! I mean Shane you damn fool I'm so pissed off at you I'm calling myself a damn fool. I'm the smart one in all of this! Get yourself a new phone then hit up Rick. Don't let him know that you lost your phone he over there with the enemy! I'll call him."
"What's going on? What's up with all of this…"
Tank smacked Sarah. "Bitch you see I'm on the phone shut up damn! I'm sorry for hitting you. Shit. Let me put this on speaker phone."
"I'm sorry; the number you have reached is not in service, or temporarily disconnected."
"The hell…"
Stevie's POV
"Y'all go on, Preston and me will meet up with you guys later. We'll see you guys in there." I clapped my hands. "So, here is the thing I invited you here to feel you out, my fiancé is still upset that you didn't answer her questions so, you have until the end of the game to come up with some answers if you don't answer them I won't get in the jets and you won't be see my daughter.
"Huh?"
I patted his shoulder. "Oh, yeah, she even took the liberty to type them out for you. Here is a pen we got some time before the game starts. Come on it's gonna be a goodie! Answer them questions or his and her hatchets will be on the table."
A/N: You read it right Tank has another interview. Will this one than the last one! We'll find out. Until tomorrow iamJLS