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Ch 2. Handle with Care
"Chief, this box is heavy!" Section Leader Reever complained as he and the other members of the Science Division worked to heave the thing toward a loading dock in headquarters so that it could be taken to town to be mailed. None of them knew exactly what was in the box but it was difficult to move and that was the part that they felt the need to complain about.
Mainly because Komui was currently walking along beside them with that obnoxious pink bunny coffee cup, not even bothering to help.
"You're almost there Section Leader!" Komui said in a sing songy voice that was meant to be encouraging but probably only served to get on everyone's nerves.
Which he was quite good at.
The scientists all grumbled their complains directed toward Komui but none of them actually voiced them out loud. Not because they were afraid of angering him but rather because they didn't want to listen to him whining about them being mean to him later or something else along those lines.
Finally, after what seemed like forever, they managed to make it to the loading dock.
"Thanks so much for the help, I couldn't have done with without you!" Komui said in the same excited tone of voice, a bright smile on his face. "You can all go back to your work now."
"What?" Reever said, gazing at the chief with a confused look.
"Go on, be off with you!" Komui said, waving a hand in dismissal. "I'm just going to slap a couple of labels on this and then leave it to be picked up and delivered."
"Fine…" the scientists all grumbled before turning and walking away. They were admittedly a little annoyed to have done all the work only to be brushed off like that but they were sort of used to it hwen it came to Komui and so they just accepted it.
"Now…" Komui said, getting a bit of a glint in his eyes as he turned his gaze back to the box. Reaching into his pocket he pulled out a few stickers that he proceeded to place on the crate. Please fold spindle and mutilate… The words do not were meant to be there however they had been accidentally left off and Komui also happened to accidently put the This End Up sticker on upside down. "There, that out to take care of things…" Komui mumbled to himself before turning and making his way back toward the Science Division.
The package was picked up right on schedule and several days later arrived at its destination in Central, the person who checked in the package noticing the rather odd stickers that adorned it. "What the…" the man said, getting a crow bar to open the wooden crate, wondering what was going on even as he did so.
The man was completely shocked when the mangled body of Malcolm C. Leverrier fell out.
"How the hell…" the man muttered before shaking his head slightly. Grunting and muttering any number of profanities under his breath the man shoved the corpse back into the box and once again nailed the lid closed. Once that task had been taken care of he made a sign of his own to stick to the side of the package.
Return to Sender
A/N: Hehe, no one wants him XD No idea where this came from, I have no excuse.