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Pedestrian Speed Bump

"ALLEN THE BREAK! HIT THE BREAK!"

The voice of Lavi could probably have been heard outside of the car in which the two teenaged Exorcists were currently traveling, the usually laid back redhead displaying an uncharacteristic level of anxiety. The cause of said anxiety was the white haired teen that was sitting in the driver's seat of the car, and attempting to learn how to drive it. That had been Lavi's idea initially but he was starting to think that it had been a bad one.

Based on how the lessons were currently going.

"I am hitting the break!" Allen shot back at the redhead, glancing over in Lavi's direction briefly before thankfully focusing his gray eyes back on the road.

Or at least what was sufficing for a road for the purposes of this lesson.

In actuality it was just a path through the woods that were near headquarters but the redhead had felt that it was as good a place as any to teach his companion the ropes so to speak. The downside of the location being all of the trees that were around to serve as obstacles, and that the usually observant Jr. Bookman hadn't even given a second thought.

"THAT'S NOT THE BREAK! THAT'S THE ACCELERATOR!" was the response that Allen gained for his troubles, Lavi's single visible green eye wide as he watched the trees that were whizzing by them and a couple that were dangerously close to their location.

And the distance was dwindling rapidly.

Meanwhile one of Allen's babysitters had noticed that he had managed to sneak away from headquarters when Link's back was turned and Leverrier was not the least bit happy about it. Even when someone helpfully said that Allen was with Lavi and that the two of them were just practicing their driving skills the man's anger did not abate.

In fact if anything it grew more intense.

"That boy is going to pay…" the livid man snarled as he made his way out of headquarters and toward the spot where he had been told that he could find Allen.

"Man I knew I was probably gonna die young but this wasn't how I pictured myself going!" Lavi bemoaned his misfortune as he watched their impending doom speeding toward them in the form of a large tree.

As if right on cue a seething Leverrier emerged from the shrubbery and stepped right in the path of the oncoming car. There was a thud and a jar and then Allen miraculously finally figured out which of the pedals was the brake pedal.

Stopping the car right on top of Leverrier.

"Oh man…that was close…" Lavi said before realizing what had just happened and then he grimaced. "Guess we should probably move the car…"

Allen looked over at his friend and blew out a breath before saying, "I'm really not sure I'm up to that right now…"

To which Lavi just shrugged his shoulders and once again went back to thanking the powers that be that he had managed to get out of this mess with his life intact. He should probably feel bad for the guy that wasn't so lucky but given the circumstances he just couldn't bring himself to do it.

And he didn't think anyone else would really care either.

A/N: Aaaand there's another one. At least it was an accident this time lol. Hope you enjoyed another short little drabble, please leave a review and share your thoughts…and any creative causes of death you may have in mind. Can't promise I'll use them but y'never know, I may be inspired. Also for any Bleach fans reading this I have a poll on my profile concerning a fic I have in the planning stages if you'd be so kind as to vote that would be awesome. Thanks for your time.