A/N: I like having fun with my fic and I just be thinking some off the wall stuff so I'm off to do that. What's going on? You'll find out. Shouts out to those who gave me a question you know what I did.
Happy Reading (:
Sam's POV
"Sam, I know Puck said that he handled it but I would like to know how this was handled did he pay him or did he actually off him."
"I would like to know too but we still don't know what Puck plan is I highly doubt he's going to share it with us. I'll ask him but don't expect anything. What about Sarah?"
"She is…I…see I can't even it's just begin on her I need to do a lot of prayer and fasting to unravel whatever it is she need Jesus, she need hands laid on her."
"Just…."
"Mommy and daddy guess what Deja and JT got." TJ yelled running into the kitchen. "A dog Conniehey finally has a cousin of his kind."
"Isn't she cute Aunt Mercedes?" Deja handed the dog to Mercedes. "Her name is Bailey."
"She is, hi Bailey. Hi girl, such a cute girl. Stevie what made you do this?"
He washed his hands opening the refrigerator. "Man all of TJ's puddings gone I'll get a go-gurt."
"Hey! I just got those 2 days ago, let me see." TJ stood in the refrigerator. "Disrespectful! Mommy they doing it again! I need to have a cash box in the fridge. I can't believe this."
"Stevie close the fridge we'll get you some more I'll call Jacey and have them swing by the store, Conniehey what do you think of your new furry cousin."
Arf [It's great! Finally one of me we bonded in the car and she doesn't like cats which is great I'm going to get my bone and have a moment to myself, I'll see you in a minute Bailey.]
"Bro you never answered the question, what made you get a dog?"
"I wanted a dog and hearing Deja saying she and JT wanted one too seeing how much they love Conniehey I said why not, as you both know Denise isn't the pet type she's HCO I'm HPCO so she said I had to build a house for the dog so I bought a house but she's gonna sleep in my room tonight."
"No daddy! She's staying with me you know mommy has this thing about being eaten by an animal she's going to spaz if she sees that Bailey in her bed." Deja gasped covering her mouth. "Oh no, did PawPaw leave with Hammy?"
"Who is hammy?"
"PawPaw came by earlier today so we could plan his wedding he didn't come alone he went to Petsmart to get rabbit food, he missed his dead fishes so he bought a hamster." I frowned blinking. "So when he showed up he dropped the ball, Hammy rolled away. Did he leave with Hammy? If he didn't hammy is roaming the house."
"PawPaw didn't leave with any hamster or ball! He picked up Conniehey! TJ had to tell him that Conniehey wasn't his pet." He pointed to the door. "So you are telling us that there is a hamster, in ball, rolling around all the lower level." Deja made kissy faces with Bailey. "Deja!"
"Oh, yes, there is a hamster in the house."
Alexandra J's POV
Why does PawPaw keep getting pets if he can't take care of them look at me here I am in the womb and I have a pet that is still kicking and barking. Let's go over PawPaw pet track record he had 3 betta fishes one jumped out he stepped on it with his cane, flushed down the toilet took his other fish left them picking up the wrong bowl those two bought the farm, and now Conniehey was mistaken for a hamster. Jenny trusts me more with a pet and I'm a fetus! A fetus! I'm sitting here eating some potato chips I had a hankering for some and mommy didn't want any so I had to dip into our GoFundMe account to get these I got. Darn it I got crumbs all these chips I done ate hot crunchy curls tangy cheese, salt and vinegar, sour cream and onion Lays, cheddar and sour cream ruffles, barbeque, nacho cheese Doritos. *wiggles off crumbs* Cinny! Where my headphones and my iPod? I wanna….no she didn't.
Cinny - I'm a cleanup woman that's a woman who vacuums all the crumbs Alex leaves behind the reason I know so much about her is because she wiggles off all her crumbs
*balls up and throws chip bag* Darn it! I have to work on my aim!
Tank's POV
I walked over to his car banging on the window. "I've been seeing you around for a few got damn days I know they put you up to this. Get your ass out the car." He hit the locks. "That doesn't mean shit! I'd bust this damn window!" I hit my elbow against the window. "Oh you fumbling with your keys now!" He sped off! "WHAT THE FUCK YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT SHIT?!" I ran up to the room.
"What the hell, Tank baby."
I pushed her. "Sit your ass down call her phone. She sure to answer! I'm tired of this shit. I'm sorry baby for pushing you just don't be up in my way when I get like this or you won't get your ass hit. Give me a kiss." I leaned kissing her. "There you go Shane you called her phone. That's right your ass don't even have your motherfucking phone, let me call her." I pulled out my phone. "I'm going to need this bitch to answer her got damn phone! Voice mail! Hello Mercedes and that piece of shit Sam I know that you are following me and shit I found your spy you guys are going to have to be pretty more intelligent than that! Then you beat up my girl Your mothers and that crazy girl heels should be ashamed of herself for what you did to my wife! I will find you and fuck you up! Look I was going to do this but I'm going to call this person. Have you heard from…why the fuck do I keep asking you if you heard from this person you don't have a damn phone."
"That's right motherfucker I'm going to get some ice from the machine while I'm out do you want me to get us something to eat you KFC."
"Yeah, you can do that. Damn she not answering her phone I'll leave a message, you know who this is when you get this message call me back I want everyone to hear about this." I snapped a picture. "So where did you see them at?"
"P-Pottery Barn I saw them go in there so I followed I just wanted to speak to Sam and out of nowhere his mother and that bitch mother jumped out of nowhere just hitting me then that crazy rolled up it was awful."
"Its okay we're going to get the bottom of this."
Mercedes POV
"Stevie a hamster should be easy to catch I had one and mine used to out. You have at least 2 hours before the start of movie night to find him and Sam will help you but before you go on your quest for the hamster, Sam and I would like to talk to you, so Deja, JT, and TJ will you excuse us we have to talk to Uncle Stevie."
"Sure mommy we're going to the game room!"
"What?" His eyes shifted from me to Sam. "What is it that you want to talk to me about?"
"Puck is here he's taking a nap he let us know that had had Shane phone that he got from the zoo. Puck didn't go to the zoo with you all, how he got the phone it had to pass through someone hands to get to him."
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the phone when I got it you're right it did pass through someone's hands, TJ's. He said while they were beating him up it fell out his pocket, he picked it up didn't find out until that night I gave it to Puck and there you have it, why what happened?"
I leaned against the counter folding my arms. "Puck met up with the guy who had his mask snatched off his face by Lucky yesterday that's why he wasn't at the game with you all. Something happened to him do you know because he's not sharing."
"No, I don't know I haven't talked to Puck since Saturday. You believe he killed him?"
"I'm thinking he might have killed him Sam doesn't he said himself, "I'm eliminating them one by one", that means he killed him, Sam."
Sam scratched his head. "Not necessarily means that he offed him could have given him some money didn't you tell me that Puck was willing to pay to keep people away from Tank?"
"Yes, but…" I tilted my head.
"Then it's 50/50 I'm not saying I'm right and I'm not saying you are wrong but we have to think of all other possibilities." He hugged me and kissed me on the cheek. "Okay."
I sighed. "You're right about that baby I shouldn't have jumped to the conclusions taking things out of context."
"It's all good you know I love you."
"Always."
Stevie cleared his throat. "Um, you do know that I'm sitting here because I can leave y'all be to get it in and I'll search for Hammy myself."
"No, I can't get it in your niece." He rubbed my stomach. "She's back to controlling things with her mini mood machine." I nudge him. "What? You know it's true."
"You might be right but now it's time for you and Stevie to head over to his house to search for Hammy before Denise gets home because it's not going to be a pretty sight if she spots PawPaw hamster first. Go ahead go I'll see you in a couple of hours."
"Come on Stevie let's go."
"Once you find Hammy! Take it back to the store! PawPaw doesn't need a pet anymore!"
"I thought I heard Sam and Stevie voice was that them."
"Yes, it was Puck they're going to Stevie house to look for a hamster PawPaw's hamster Hammy before Denise gets home. You want to go help them?"
"Nah, they'll be fine with a hamster I'll just chill out here with you, I couldn't help but overhear you and Sam talking about me and Rick that's the guy name. You think I killed him?"
"Um…Truth be honest yes you said eliminating them one by one."
"It does sound like that but I didn't kill them I paid him off I gave him 100k to back out of it also I had him sign a contract." He slid me over. "Here it is it says that if he gets in contact with Tank I'd off him but in a polite way."
"How can offing someone be polite?"
He laughed. "Easy I'm giving him the option to choose how he wants to go out but I don't think we'll have that problem out of him."
"Well I'm glad you didn't kill him, are you going to share your plans for Tank?"
"Oh, I would love to but I can't, it's only for me and Tank when he finds out that it won't be pretty."
"Most definitely it will not be…" I heard the door open Sam and Stevie were back. "Why are you two back so soon you two just left there is no way that you found Hammy that quick."
"You'd be right. Hey Puck." Stevie twirled the ball pieces on his hands. "Hammy is roaming freely around the house we left some food we'll go check in an hour or so. Pray I spot him before she does."
"What is this?" Stevie leaned over Sam shoulder. "Here you go Stevie."
"Sam that's a contract I had drawn up for Rick that's the name of the guy who was on the playground after TJ. I know you're wondering where and when I had this contract drawn up." We nodded our heads. "Well I was out walking Conniehey and while on this walk I met Princess owner we talked for few minutes while Conniehey and his boo played with each other she shared with me that she had to write a contract so a light bulb went off in my head we exchanged numbers then this happened told her what I needed and what I wanted in it she typed it up there you have it. Pretty good, huh?"
"Yeah so mommy we're UNCLE PUCK!" TJ jumped in his arms. "When did you get here? I was just telling JT about the time I flipped my first burger. You remember that!"
"Yes, I do we sang a little ditty, where were you two off too?"
"We were going outside to play catch. Wanna join us? I know daddy is coming he's a big kid."
"Got that right JT. I was just about to use Hammy's ball to trace out a half circle. Let's go play catch!"
Denise POV
"I can't wait to get home get in the jets finished the rest of my veggie bowl and head to head to movie night you all have good one I'll see you tomorrow." I checked my phone. "I sent this man a text and he didn't text me back. Hello Stevie! I sent you a text did you not see it. Oh you just now looking at it well look I'm driving, no don't answer it verbally over the phone I want you to answer it via the text I want to see your response not hear it. Uh-huh, love you too, bye. Oh my old school jam is on. Let me tweak this, every little step Dee takes Stevie will be there every little step we make we'll be together Stevie, baby every little step…" I was in my own little world when a knock came to my window. "Yes."
"Roll down your window."
"I'll crack it but I won't roll it down all the way. What you got there?"
"First and foremost let me say that you got vocals you were jamming and dancing up a storm I didn't want to interrupt you but then it dawned on me that a pretty little lady like you probably got a man waiting for you at home and I have just the thing to get y'all in the mood." He dug in his bag. "These used classic CDs to kick off your night. I got 2, 4, 5…I got 7 of them I'll offer you a good deal all 7 for $7. I got the Commodores, Luther, Bobby Womack, some body and soul collection."
"Um…no thank you! You have a good one!" I glanced in my rearview mirror. "Foolishness! I know Mary would say "classic please describe that hot mess", I just can't everyone is at Samcedes house I need hurry up and get smelling all good then Stevie and I can get in the jets later. Home sweet home and Stevie answered the text!" I entered the house tossing my keys on the table. "Every…wait. Why are there fruit and cheerios on my floor?! Oh they gonna get a strong discussion! I am not cleaning this up. Stevie not getting in these jets tonight." I kicked off my shoes. "Something fuzzy ran across my foot." Slowly I looked down. "OH LORD IT'S A MOUSE AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! AAHHHHHHHHH! MY FOOT!"
TJ's POV
"Aaaahhh that was awesome! I never get tired of watching me and my bro Logan throwing fruit!" We hi-fived. "We're going to have to do that again some on day and this time include JT in the mix. He has good arm, daddy said that."
"Where is Denise? She should be here by now I answered her text and everything."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…."
"Someone is screaming, do you y'all hear that?" I went over to the window. "Uh-oh Uncle Stevie Aunt Denise is running down the street with no shoes on which means Hammy found her!"
Arf [At least it wasn't me this time.]
Arf [Conniehey what's going on?]
Arf [You'll see what happens just wait until she sees you and…action!]
"Mommy probably think she got bit he probably just ran over her foot to the fruit."
Mommy hit him with the pillow. "Stevie, go out there and get Denise! I can't believe this! Sam! You were supposed to go check on Hammy."
"TJ, who is Hammy?"
"PawPaw new pet hamster."
"That's where I left him!" PawPaw got up. "I'm going out the back door I got a feeling that Denise is gonna get me and I don't want to be present for her wrath."
"What?" Uncle Stevie helped my distraught Aunt Denise over to the couch she was heaving crying. "A-Aunt Denise you PawPaw hamster was just greeting you, was Hammy in your veggie bowl or did he run over your foot?"
"My foot!"
I looked her foot. "Your feet are fine no bite marks or fur calm down." I took the pillow fanning her. "You good okay?"
"Thank you TJ! You so nice." I smiled she elbowed Uncle Stevie in the stomach! "Stevie why is a mouse in my house?! Call the exterminator!"
"Denise it's just a little hamster, he won't do any harm to you." Aunt Rachel laid a rag on her forehead. Want something to drink?"
"Thank you for this and let me just say does it have teeth." She nodded her head. "Well if it has teeth it can harm you and I'm not trying to offer up anything! Where is PawPaw me and him gonna have a strong discussion followed by you Stevie and Deja. D-Deja what is that in your arms? Please don't tell me you got a dog. Quinn this is your dog right, she just holding it."
"No, that's your family dog, she's a cutie!"
Deja set Bailey on the floor. Arf [Don't you dare…]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…" She flipped over the couch. "MY OTHER FOOT!"
Arf [I love you Bailey Denise you got to cool it now you got to cool it now ooooooh watch out she's losing control.]
Arf Arf [Mommy cool it now you got to calm it down calm it down you're gonna fall out]
Arf [You sing?]
Arf Arf [A little.]
"The hamster crawling on my foot, she licking my foot they wanna see if I'm tasty to eat! I'm not tasty]
Arf [Girl I can't.]
Jenny's POV
"Friday, Friday, Friday, the weekend! Hit it! This is how we do it, it's Friday night and I feel alright, the party's here on the West Side….kicking off the top of the 7 o'clock hour with some Montell Jordan starting you off right this morning that's right getting you dancing early no worries if you miss that opportunity to dance they'll be countless other times this morning within this hour and the next to get it in we have a special guest that's gonna be joining us this hour and he is here! I want all of those in fic universe and radio land to welcome to our show the lovable, the adorable, the esquire that gets it in like a yougin' PawPaw, I haven't seen you since you and Tana burnt down my studio when Tank and Sarah was up in here." I grabbed my CTC pouring me bowl. "Don't mind me. Breakfast number 2."
"I want to apologize for that Jenny but the new studio is wonderful, want to thank you for having me on and it's because of Tana that I got my boo Monica. Hi baby. You see me waving at you?"
"She can't see you PawPaw this is radio how is it going for you?
"It's going well I'm tying the knot next week it's a surprise wedding I did all of the planning myself with the help of Dijon my junior Pawpette she the flower girl although we still struggling with the bow on her dress we'll work it out y'all got your invitations."
"A surprise wedding? Yeah, I got mine but I'm a little bit concerned by the $45 fee at the door. I'm not paying this."
"You don't have to y'all free to get in and we gonna have a good time partying it up and dancing! So yeah, all Monica has to do is show up and walk down the aisle to me and that's that it."
"And that's it! Monica that's all you got all you got to do is strut down the aisle or two step, so PawPaw since you're our guests Kianna and me decided that you will conduct this interview and its' coming up next! 10 minutes before the hour."
"And we're back phone lines are already lighting and we haven't even introduce our guess so without further ado welcome back to the show and this time we going to listen because last time we were buying items…wait Kianna go back to that I like those wireless headphones see if they got them in purple."
"They got them you want 'em."
"Hello…."
"Yeah, get those. What's the rating?"
"It's a 4.6."
"Okay get them for me! Hit up footlocker website I need some more shoes."
"HELLO ARE YOU GONNA INTRODUCE ME! SHIT! YOU ARE NOT GONNA BUY STUFF AGAIN HAVING ME HANGING AND LETTING MERCEDES DRY ASS MAFIA GO IN ON ME I WANNA TALK ABOUT…"
"Sarah, PawPaw here you will not talk about my granddaughter like that! There are some choice words I would like to say but I'm going to let Mercedes Mafia handle your ass. Now how do I work this?" I clicked the button. "Thank you, oooh I like them J's get me them I can wear them for my honeymoon. I'll take them in blue, red, and white. Hello my boo Zini sorry for pinching your butt go what is your question for Sarah while I buy Pawnica some matching Nikes."
"Hey PawPaw okay, why do you think so low of yourself that you decided to marry a sorry ass man? If you're even actually married to him at all. Also thank you for my invitation!
"Well first off Tank isn't a sorry ass man he's strong! He's my baby! You need to get a man like him! I don't think of myself as being low I'm a queen! I'm his queen to be!"
"The hell you ain't! Next on the line is another one of my pawpettes thank you for calling in Zini is my boo Juju58."
"Why in the hell would you screw Tank and Shane? Is your vag that lonely? I know you're not young, but where the hell are your parents? It's amazing you don't have all kinds of sores in you vag and mouth, might as well add your ass in there too!"
"Sarah don't answer that damn question I got this she screw me all she wants Shane was just a rebound fuck! And she don't have no sores and her pussy isn't lonely especially if I can get up in there. Her parents beat the hell out of me. Get off the damn phone. What's the next question or caller."
"Thank you on the phone next we got my zeejack! Thank you for dropping the information about Tank and his other baby mamas."
"It was nothing! I love being nosy! Now on to this why your ass so thirsty behind Sam? Did he dick you down so good you still dreaming about it? And if you had the good dick why you now hoping on limp dick rank tank? Oh right it's cause Sam don't want your trifling ass! I hate that heffa's ass!"
"Sam never gave my his goods and I'm thirsty after him because I want to at least taste! All of the men I was with before I got with my husband I got a sample we only did oral and he never stayed hard too long while I went down on him. I hate you too!
"Why are we talking about Sam ass it's all about Tank and Sarah! We are Stank! And I do have the good dick! Just ask Mercedes she begged me for it I just never gave it to her like that!"
"I couldn't have said it better myself! You beat me to the punch both of y'all are Stank! PawPaw get me off this phone before I come through this and get him!"
"Thanks zeejack, you always know what to say all of Mercedes Mafia does. Next we have on the line my other potential boo, Mary. Hi baby. I got a song for you to sing at the reception you're going to love it!"
"Hi PawPaw I bet I will love the song since Tank is on the line I don't know if I should ask these questions but I am, why do you think it's okay to let men walk all over you? And if you don't understand the question I'll put it this way: Have you ever see yourself as a person worthy of real love? From parents, friends and siblings? You just let that sink in. And... If you don't understand thatquestion, let me ask you this: Why do you think it's okay for Tank to hit you? I know he says he's sorry after he does it, but he never promises to stop. And finally: Where do you see yourself in five years? Because we all know it will be underground if you're not careful."
"Can I answer this question Tank? Okay thank you baby. Men don't walk over me I walk all over them, I am worthy of real love and I have that in this man right here I don't really talk to my parents like that my sister off and on, the Tankettes are all of you all who claim Mercedes Mafia! Lying just to be in the number! Fake ass fans! Tank has real fans! In 5 years I expect to be married to the man of my dreams Sam Evans."
"Sam won't be married to you he's still going to be with Mercedes and probably be expecting twins! Who do you think the Tankettes are? I would love to see some people support Tank that's not you or Shane. Right. Nobody."
"Thank you Mary I'll drop by the house to let you listen to the song. Next we have my wedding planner Dijon and her mother Denise I've dubbed them denanae! Go ahead denanae!"
"Why do you keep going back to Tank? Do you ever think about leaving him for someone else?"
"Because Tank is the best I did leave for a minute I had a rough patch but me had me see the light and why would I leave him for another! He's my baby."
"You just said out of your own mouth that you want to get back with my Uncle Sam and my Aunt told you he don't you I can't with fools like you here is the phone…do we have to go to this doctor's appointment.. Can't we reschedule AFTER we get back from our family getaway."
"Deja do you really want me to answer that question you know the answer now onto Musty and Dusty why are u so desperate to follow after a man who has repeatedly to you he doesn't want you? When will you learn that you have to respect and love yourself before anyone can live and respect you? When will you see that Tank doesn't love you and your going to end up dead just like his other baby mama?
"I got this question listen here Hatchet Warrior Princess I did not kill her it was self-defense and I do really love Sarah and I don't hit her she just sometimes falls into a wall she's somewhat clumsy. She respects herself because she got me and that 5 year crap is bullshit she gonna be with me forever and ever! Let me ask you a question why won't your daughter give me her number?"
"I'm not interested and plus you are old."
"That's right baby next time you see him if you see him spray him with mace and your hatchet set. Tank the next time you so much as look like you wanna touch my daughter you better think again. Tank you not gonna learn 'til u lose your life keep it up I'm one opportunity away from ending it all. Your days are numbered."
"Whatever! You won't do shit to me!"
"Wait! That's the sound of a chainsaw! Denise you done upgraded! Look come on down to the studio I got an address for where he at!"
"I'll be right down there Deja we not going to your appointment today!"
"Thank ya! I can't play the tambourine but I feel like playing and singing! Oh, yeah, now I'm walking on sunshine, whoa I'm walking on sunshine, whoa I'm walking on sunshine, whoa and don't it feel good."
"They got size 9.5's. Oh I gotta go to break. 15 minutes after the hour! How is traffic?! They do yes!"
Sam's POV
I closed the trunk. "TJ go see if mommy is ready. Hey man! I've been trying to contact you since Tuesday; we're going out of town for the weekend I'm glad you showed up. What's wrong?"
"Daddy I got her! We're ready to go now. Hi."
"Oh, hey! TJ baby go inside to make sure you got everything, daddy and me needs to talk to Jack."
He huffed. "I'm ready to go! Why did you have to show up?! You holding us up!"
"Thaddeus Joshua Evans! Get over here now." She pulled him by his shirt whispering. "Do you understand me? Apologize to Mr. Jack then inside on the couch."
"Y-Yes, I'm s-sorry."
"Jack what brings you here, you know we've been trying to get in contact with you."
"I know." He rubbed his neck. "In all of my years I never had this happened but Tank knows he's being followed. He found me out."
A/N: We'll leave it right there. Until tomorrow iamJLS