A/N: Picking it up somewhat where we left off at. Let's get into this. Happy Reading! (:
Stevie's POV
I opened the front door. "I already know what you are going to say, did I listen to that interview?" I shook my head. "I did and the only thing I got out of it is that Stank are meant to be together my thoughts of them are that they are a bunch of idiots. What are your thoughts?"
"My thoughts on the interview as a whole is that J, Kianna, and PawPaw just wanted Mercedes Mafia to go in on them and they did I love them, now to those special two that frequented the yellow bus they're delusional, simple minded, confused, and are in need of prayer. I'm going to submit their names to be on a prayer list they are desperately in need of it. I'm surprised Santana didn't show up."
"Me too and I totally agree they need all prayers from saints and aints. Think Jenny gave Denise their address?"
"Yeah, she did but when I got there, they had already left I feel some kind of way. Hey JJ." She gave him a hug.
"Hi baby I made you a cup of green tea." I handed her the cup of tea. "No sugar just how you like it." I kissed her forehead.
"Thank you this is good! Deja you can stop cutting your step and go finish packing if you haven't. Deja!" She clapped her hands. "Dejanae look at this child this is the 4th time she's' broke out in a dance."
"To God be the glory, great things He has done Ihadnoappointmentnoappointment! Hey! He answered my prayers." She fainted.
"She better get up for Bailey bites her she just getting her teeth I know she ready to sink into some flesh." I tilted my heard curiously. "It's the truth first they lick you to see how you taste then they bite and I saw that look I'm not crazy I have a motto there are two of them HCO Human Contact Only and IJTTL, I'm just trying to live. Oh lord here comes that….AAAAAH." She screamed Deja shot right up.
"Mommy is you okay?"
"Now I am that vicious dog was going to bite you."
Arf [I'm not vicious I'm sweet all that I'm saying give furry a chance.]
Deja picked up Bailey snuggling. "Mom, Bailey isn't vicious she's sweet and cuddly we're going to finish packing come on baby let's leave grandpa Stevie and Grandma Denise alone."
"I don't find that funny at all I'm not any grandma to a dog and you better not think about having any kids you know our agreement graduate college, career, then you and Preston or you and who ever can have a baby that child is trying me. Let me change topic to our trip Sam and Mercedes already gone, so are everyone across the street from them we're the only ones left, when are we pulling out?"
"JT and my stuff are already in the vehicle I'm just waiting on Deja."
"I should be done packing in 10 minutes; can you tell me where are we going to go?"
"It's a surprise baby just a family getaway adults and kids on our last night Deja is going to watch all the kids while we go out now go finish packing so we can leave."
"Okay."
"Does she know that we're going to the drive-thru safari where the animals come up to your vehicle and you feed them?"
I chuckled. "No, this is going to epic, the kids thought it would be fun I do too." My phone buzzed on the table. "Sam texting me wondering if we left and he wants to have a meeting with us it has URGENT in all caps. Yeah, you got your text too I wonder what it is, think they listened to the interview too."
"I don't think so I'm about to get back to my house round up my peoples and we'll follow you on down."
Sam's POV
We arrived at the hotel I quickly ran inside to check in. "Hello, name is Evans; Sam Evans here is my license and card. Thank you. You have a good one." I ran back to the car. "Mercedes, baby." I patted her knee. "Mercedes, wake up we're here you slept the last 3 hours, you slept well."
"No." She reached back patting TJ's leg. "TJ baby boy wake up we're here come on."
"We're here, already."
I laughed. "Already TJ that was almost 8 hours you slept the whole way because you were too excited that you didn't have to go to school today. This is our home for the weekend."
Arf [I like the place a bunch of trees for me to release myself on and speaking of which I gotta go.] Arf Arf
"Daddy I think Conniehey has to use the bathroom."
I opened the door. "Come on boy pick a tree there are a bunch of them TJ, you getting out, alright. Baby, that is still on your mind."
"Yes, it is Sam I'm not trying to show how I really feel in front of TJ this is a front on the inside I'm tore up from the floor up. Give me the key to the room." I dropped the keys into her hand. "Thank you."
"Daddy I'm going with mommy I'm still sleepy."
"Okay once Conniehey gets done we'll be up Azimio go with them. Thanks man." I walked over to Conniehey and grabbed his collar. "Come on boy let's go for a mini walk." I clipped on his leash.
"Sam, want me to join you or you want to be left alone with McConaughey?"
"Alone, thanks though get some rest for later tonight." I watched him walk away. "Conniehey just wanted to try to somewhat clear my mind with you."
Arf [That's nice.]
"You know that before you came into the picture I would have taken this walk alone, glad I got someone to talk to you, we got some bad news, a major blow too, and did TJ ever tell you about Tank?"
Arf [Yes, I know about TJ's fake daddy and he's a dumb ass in my eyes!]
"Mine too I know it's nothing that I did wrong but I feel like a failure for this latest development, everything was going to so good too."
Arf [Don't feel bad Sam you're doing right by this you'll come up with a plan I know you will.]
I patted his head. "You know what Conniehey you are a very good listener I still feel low but not as bad as before. Thank you for listening let's go to the room."
Arf [No problem I'm always here to cast your ideas on I like this my hours are anytime I drop a number 1 through three and a four.]
We arrived back to the room Mercedes was pacing back and forth TJ was in the adjoining room sleep. "Get up on the bed Conniehey don't wake him up." I put my arms around her and pulled her in close she broke down. "He knows, he knows, Sam he knows that we know that he knows what we know. Excuse my language but how the fuck does this happen!"
"Mercedes baby I don't know to be honest but it happens and we're going to do something about this, we're going to figure this out." I brushed back her hair pressing my lips to her neck. "It's going to be okay." I thumbed away her tears. "I sent out a text to the family and they're gonna be dropping by our room once they get here." My phone rang I pulled it out my pocket. "Stevie you all checked in okay we're in room 307 see you guys soon." I set my phone on the bed. "They're on their way down."
"I love you more." I puckered my lips. "Good kiss."
"I'm going to go wash my face and change my clothes. I love you baby." She went into the bathroom and closed the door next I heard a rhythmic knocking to our hotel room door. "Who's knocking at my door it better be the Evans family Stevie, Denise, Dejanae, JT and Bailey. Mary and Bernice are our dueling mamas if their kids are disrespected they will get you corrected our daddies are the same cause they hipped us to their game the wisdom is being drop you better breathe and stop I mean for real and look at what I got and look at what I got." I opened the door.
"Uncle Sam that was a good rap off the dome, where is TJ?" JT kicked of his shoes jump up and down on the bed.
"STOP JUMPING ON THE BED YOU KNOW BETTER YOUR'RE ACTING LIKE AN ANIMAL AND I RAISED YOU AS A HUMAN! OFF NOW!"
"We're here! We made good time seeing as we left a few hours after you. How many times did you stop Sam?"
"We only stopped like five times with a pregnant wife she has to use the bathroom every so often, how many stops for you?"
"He stopped twice we filled up on gas at home, are we going to talk about your text now because Deja can take the kids to watch them in our room get them out of earshot range."
"Yeah, she can take the kids just have to call and tell them she's watching because this is very important of what we got to share with you all. Is everyone here though?"
"Everyone but JaPawnica did you hear him on The KiJay Smith Show he was their guest host for the seven o'clock hour, did you listen?"
"Er…no was…"
"No worries they posted the podcast of it so you can listen anytime I really believe that Jenny and Kianna only agreed to give Sarah and Tank interview because he took over so listeners and readers can talk about them the rest of the show they played music for the first half hour then the next half hour they opened the lines and let the people speak their minds on them. I mean when you're the one in control of the show and this story you can do what the hell you want to do and that Jenny does a lot." He snapped his fingers. "Also they did this news story in the first hour about a woman that got attacked by a clown waving a hatchet. I immediately thought of us she's okay by the way, and she figured out who it was so he ran. You just can't make this stuff up this happened in North Carolina, I fell out in the bed laughing Denise just fell out laughing in the hallway. She woke up the whole house."
"Wow, unbelievable." I rubbed my chin. "Yeah, she does. I'm just going to listen not to hear Tank or Sarah but to hear Jenny and Kianna buy stuff off of Amazon, did they do that this time?"
"Y-Yeah instead this time PawPaw got in on it and they posted purchased in a blog PawPaw got some J's. I'm not going to give it away but it's a pretty long blog. They just so disrespectful I love it!"
Arf [TJ's Bailey is here!] I heard the door close.
"Deja boo."
Arf [Conniehey it's been a trying few days with my new family everyone loves me but Denise she swears I'm vicious and they still haven't located PawPaw's mouse as she calls him I ran into him yesterday I gave him a mini lift to the kitchen for some food.]
Arf [Hammy still living well I be damned he's smart yeah you'll get used to being called vicious. Watch this.]
"We're going to do dinner afterwards Sam and Mercedes want to….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Denise jumped up screaming! "I could tell by the look in your eyes you were up to no good. I should have known."
"I'm sorry Denise Conniehey you know that she…."
Arf [See what I mean all I did was laid my head in her lap my mouth was close and she's gone.]
The rest of the family showed up the last to arrive was me and Mercedes parents. "Sorry we're late Sam we just had to get it in." I shuddered. "What's wrong with that I said?"
"I'm just disgusted with thoughts of you two and you two getting it in, Monica baby aren't you disgusted too they just nasty."
"Herbie you got some nerve."
"Shh…shhh don't need to let everyone up in here know my secrets and how you like." She put a finger to his lips. "What?"
"Shush like I said you got the nerve like you we'll talk about that later Sam ago ahead."
"Thank Monica but first we're going to tell the kids and dogs bye Deja they're going to Stevie's room we'll meet up with you after the adults are finish talking once done we'll go out to eat and do a fun family activity."
"Okay, make the talk quick I'm starvin' like Marvin."
I ushered them out the door. "We'll try have fun, Deja if anything goes wrong call us. Everyone is here, what is the news that's very urgent but first let me get Mercedes." I knocked on the door. "Everyone is here. You look good baby." I grabbed her hand sighing. "As you all know Mercedes and I hired a private investigator to follow Tank to keep us abreast of his goings, comings and anything else that we'd find interesting we've been trying to contact him since Tuesday to let him know we weren't going to be in town that he could meet us early Friday morning, he dropped by this morning unannounced with some bad news, on Tuesday Tank confronted "Jack", that's not his name he knows he's being followed so Jack is off the case truth is the case is over."
"Sam, so that's it! What happened to the extra time on that's over?"
"Yeah, its' over."
"But how did he get caught if you a private investigator you stay hidden like a turd between two cheeks or a fart you squeeze your cheeks together and it slips out see how hidden that is."
"What in the hell does this have to do with him being found out Brittany?! Squeezing cheeks, what are you next plan in motion because I think that I should be on stakeout with my new chainsaw if you heard me and Deja this morning on The KiJay Smith Show I didn't want to turn on then but he said something that triggered it." She dug in Stevie's pocket. "Stevie give me the keys to the car so I can show them my new toy."
"No Denise, you packed your chainsaw? Why did you pack it? It's family weekend."
"I just got that feeling that I'm going to have to use it I may not have to though it's just a little insurance and I know Tana has her matches and Mary has her tambourine." My shook her tambourine. "Then we'll have Artie supply us a bus since he rolled over his mother we good for the getaway vehicle then if while Tank is on fire screaming in agony after he done stop dropped and rolled Quinn can come with her knife ending it all What you think about that Sam?"
"That might work, but there is a flaw in your plan Denise, you forgot Puck, Stevie, JJ, J3 and myself then you guys can do all of that later while Mary provides music while we play Mercedes single and have Kurt and everyone else do choreography because this going to be one big production." Rachel raised her hand. "Yes, Rachel."
"If we're going to do a performance might I suggest a Broadway number or Barbara Streisand song?"
Alexandra J's POV
Here goes Aunt Rachel again wanting to sing some Broadway ditty like Sweet Brown said, ain't nobody got time for that, but what I do have time for is watching mommy sing Disco Inferno, sing mommy! I can't snap yet but I'm gonna kick. Kick AJ, kick Alex J.
To my surprise one hundred stories high! People getting loose now getting down on the roof, I tell ya folks are screaming out of control it was so entertaining when the boogie started to explode I heard somebody say
Back me up Cinny on my tambourine burn Tanky burn (Tank inferno) burn Tanky burn (Burn that fool down) Hey! That man with the phone is daddy! Wait? My mommy appeared in a show?
Cinny – No AJ they just look like the people Amber Riley played your mommy and Chord Overstreet play your daddy they probably look something like them but not. See Aunt Denise is retweeting RileyStreet gifs see that's the real them. Why don't you have your own twitter account?
I don't know that's a good question I'm going to text Jenny later PawPaw got one I need to be able to kick my fans well not physically you know what I mean. Okay let's be nosy. Oooh wait what?!
"Why is he off the case he can still stalk his butt?"
"That's what I said but…."
"He knows what he looks like and I suggested a disguise but he'd probably pick up on that too so we suffered a blow to our plan and minor win."
"Sam you for about your mother and me in that mix of fighters same goes for Joshua too and Bernice y'all not gonna lay hands on him without us!"
That's right grandpa Dwight and don't forget about me. *kick, kick, kick, kick* I'm always ready to fight. What you say blow up Sarah?! *with every word came a kick* I heard you on the radio this morning and you are a fool I have more common sense than you! What you said double kick to the face!
Cinny – 1 , 2, 3… *holds up AJ hand* Your winner by kick-out in 5 seconds your favorite fetus ALEXANDRA JENNIFER EVANS!
"…that's good so the group message is already set up so if we spot Tank and company we can zip a text to all of us and our codes name for Tank and his crew are as follows Stanzas Insecticide, Neither Melons, that's for Sarah and Shane, Mossy Puss, Crab Avant, Debris Vibration, Irregulars, Crumbs Request, Taboo Mistletoe, Ritual As Scatterbrain, Apostolic Dummy, Each Armadillo Reference Garden, Navigate Addresses All Cloister Squash Synergy Cryptography Foursome Stragglers Mediate Pester, Butterball Blade, Malevolent Hoar, Biscuit Sundown, Quilted But Alert, Chokers Dialog, Dibble Docks, and finally I see Tank, are all acceptable. All in agreement say aye!"
"Aye!"
"Okay we all agree lets go out to eat."
Conniehey's POV
So the humans kicked us out with the kids like we need to be watched. I'm a good dog that plays all the time, TJ, JT, Logan, Ian, Gabby, and Jazzy are all in their own little world. Gabby all hugged up on TJ, Jazzy on JT, Logan and Ian on the other hand are still looking for potential boos the supervision she's on the phone with Preston. Let us listen in.
"Preston I wish you was here you could meet our daughter in person her name is Bailey Elizabeth Evans-Adams, yeah you got her pictures. Isn't she cute? I know right my mom and Aunt Mary says she needs a haircut but I don't think she does. My appointment no I didn't go Jenny helped me out! Are you gonna bark for daddy? Bark for him."
Arf.
"She did it. Aww I know."
Arf [Does Deja ever put you down?]
Arf [Sometimes, hey what is that big ball of fur and why is it moving?]
Arf [Oh that's Lord Tubbington, fat ass motherfucker! I didn't even know he was here I've been practicing my selective hearing you just had to mention him.]
Meow [I heard that bitch.]
Arf [Sorry.]
Arf [Who you calling a bitch Tubby just wait until the humans go out to dinner it's gonna be me and you like last time paw to claw ain't no one gonna hold me back either It was meant to be heard I don't bite my words you better watch!]
Meow [We'll see, in the meantime let me introduce myself to the new canine hi I'm Lord Tubbington, you are cute. What's your name?]
Arf [Don't answer she my cousin.]
Meow [Forget him, I won't scratch you unless your name is Conniehey.]
Arf [M-My name is Bailey Elizabeth Evans-Adams.]
Meow [Cute name.]
"Finally the meeting is over! What y'all talked about?"
"It was grown folk talk TJ, are guys ready to go to dinner?"
"Yeah we are I'm still Starvin' likeMarvin Deja gave us some of her favorite barbeque potato chips."
"That's was nice of her. Come on every one out the Conniehey, Bailey, and Lord Tubbington will be fine in here. Let Aunt Denise lay down the pet rules y'all stay right there. Deja let's go. Here are the rules. Stay on the floor, stay off this bed this is where Stevie and I will sleep, don't touch my shoes if I see a bite mark I'm coming for the both…where is Bailey? Deja Bailey can't go to dinner with us…"
"….an she snuggled up close to me and showed her a picture of her daddy." Denise snatched the phone. "Mommy I was talking to Preston!"
"Hi Preston, that sounds nice but she is unavailable it is dinner time she can talk to you tomorrow. Let's go dogs and Lord Tubbington behave! Walk Deja."
"May I have my phone back please?" Aunt Denise zipped opened her purse dropping it inside. "I hate when you do that!"
"What was that? Come here."
Arf [Hahahaha they're gone.] I jumped on Denise and Stevie's bed Arf [She's gonna check for fur anyway I've already been groomed. So Bailey it's your first lesson in being an Evans dog I'm going to show you how to walk like one. Jump on my and hold on tight. Slide off. You walk like this. Let me see you do it.]
Meow [Why are you teaching her how to walk when you aren't even showing her proper technique?]
Arf [Don't pay him no mind he's a Lopez-Pierce not an Evans! Now walk.]
Arf [How was that?]
Arf [It was good but you have to hold your head high and proud show the world and other dogs when you go for your walks why you an Evans might score you a boo like I got me.]
Meow [Princess was desperate she's on the rebound from King she don't want you.]
Grrr .. [That's it! You don't know shit about my girl come back here so I can get that big ass in check slow runner in 3, 2, 1] I pounced him. Arf Grrr [Bailey help me out smack his face with your little tail.]
Meow [Don't you do it.]
Arf [Conniehey I don't think.]
Meow [Don't help him! I got this.]
Arf [I gotta do something my mommy watch this lady a lot and she fix people lives pray her help fix cat dog lives okay beloveds, stop fighting, beloved in my deepest, darkest moments, what really got me through was a prayer. Conniehey! Tubbington! NOOOO! Y'ALL LETTING A PENIS PENETRATE Y'ALL FRIENDSHIP A PENIS!]
Arf [What the hell?]
Meow [How did you know?]
Arf [I can't!] I fainted.
Tank's POV
"I really can't believe that Jenny gave that HWP the address and hotel we were staying at we only had a few minutes to get the fuck up out of there. Now that we have that private investigator off our damn backs from feeding information to Samcedes camp we can focus on our plan. I know we said that we were going to do this, this way but let's change it to this."
"I like that plan anyway then if that doesn't work we'll just go back to the other one in a pinch we should start thinking like them and how they go about things seeing as we all have restraining orders against us, let's get some against them all of them."
"I like that and let's hire someone to spy on them like they had spy on us maybe he can help us locate where they live at then we can go over and drop by for a surprise. They'll be happy to see us especially Mercedes."
A/N: You know who I am, until tomorrow iamJLS.