A/N: I feel like having a little bit of fun so we're going on a trip tomorrow you'll see in the chapter. Happy Reading. (:
TJ's POV
"JT the last time we all went out to dinner like this we let the place out! I know either Uncle JJ or Uncle Stevie gonna tell stories about it."
"Welcome to Applebee's how many people are in your party?"
"It's 30 of us 24 adults and 6 kids." Her eyes bugged out. "I see by the look on your face that you're concerned you can put us of course at different tables but we would really like to sit in the same area if you can work it out."
"Okay I'll see what I can do."
"Daddy do you think that we should have called before and asked for a reservation, it's a lot of us!"
"TJ I don't think Applebee's does reservations you just show up and be seated."
"TJ are you gonna sit by me?"
"Gabby I'm gonna sit with my mommy and daddy. You might get to sit at our table." I grabbed onto Mommy's hand. "Mommy you okay?"
"I'm fine baby I'm just thinking about something. What did you do in Aunt Denise and Stevie's room?"
"All of us boys played games Gabby and Jazzy played with their dolls while my Deja boo were on the phone with Matt I mean Preston she's over that other guy laughing and giggling up a storm I was listening just in case she said something that Aunt Denise wouldn't approve of."
"That's my baby." She pinched my cheeks. "Did she say anything that I should know about?"
"She kept telling Bailey to bark to her daddy and she'd do it. I didn't know her last name was Evans-Adams."
"Everyone our side of the restaurant is ready the Evans party to the left to the left pick anyone of these tables the waitresses will hand you a menu we need two coloring books for this table. Thank you. Baby you want to sit on the end just in case you have to use the restroom."
"No Sam, you can sit on the end." I picked up my box of crayons. "TJ you want mommy to color with you."
"Sure, you can color this page and I'll color this page, daddy you want to help me color."
"Yeah, in a little while I'm looking at the menu I know TJ wants chicken fingers, baby what do you want?"
"I'll take something with chicken or bacon; I'll take the chicken fajita rollup I think I ordered that the last time. I'll have a steak, you want 3 lemonades. Gabby have you told TJ the good news."
"What good news?"
"TJ you won't be the only one gaining a little brother or sister, Gabby is getting a sibling too."
"She is! I hope you get a brother like you wished that my brother was a sister and it happened. It's only fair that I do this."
"No, it's not fair and it's going to be a girl."
"Whatever keep saying that I'd say it's going to be a boy my little brother. I'll just claim yours since mommy and daddy are going to take a few more years to give me what I asks for who knows how old I'll be by then maybe 9 or 10 years old that would make Alexandra J around 4 or 5."
"Remember the last dinner we had like this and J3 had sent Mercedes a text earlier in the day and she hadn't responded so he yelled down to the end of the table, "Mercedes I'm about to call you pick up your phone", and she answered mumbling crying. Did you ever get your text?"
"No, I did not she spazzed on me because I kept nagging her about it so I had to drop it but I'm still waiting on my phone call from Sarah, Denise friend, ay Monica did you give her my number."
"I sure did." He fist pumped the air. "She told me she can't wait to call you….in your dreams."
"TJ and Gabby were licking each other elbows seeing how they taste because PawPaw said Monica tasted like steak and eggs, TJ tasted like caramel, Gabby tasted like nuggets and fries, Monica was doing sound effects for PawPaw feeding him. Whatever happened to you getting an iPhone grandpa you still got the Jitterbug."
"Well that night actually that next day we uh…she rode my PawPawPaw."
"Herbie!" Glam-ma back hand slapped him across his left shoulder. "That is none of their business of what you or I did bad enough they saw us on the couch."
"Daddy you had sex on the couch! Have you no shame or decency? Where did this happen?"
Grandpa shrugged his shoulders. "At mommy and daddy house right there in the living room he was necking down glam-ma just showing all of her goodies I was going to cover Conniehey's eyes but he did that for me."
"Then 2 weeks ago PawPaw ran out of the house with this thing over his stick going to fight Tank he had on some church shoes and dress socks and a t-shirt."
"Is this everyone spill PawPaw's tea?" PawPaw grunted tapping his cane on the floor. "Let's change the topic got."
"Good, we'll change the topic to your wedding PawPaw I heard about your cake and are you really that cheap that you are…" PawPaw threw the salt at granddaddy. "Boy hush or I'm throwing the ketchup and salt next. It's a surprise for Monica. Deja that's that baby name has been planning although she hasn't called me since Tuesday. Why is that?"
She blew her breath on the window drawing a heart. "I heart Preston." PawPaw picked up his stick poking Deja. "What? Why is everyone looking at me? I miss Preston."
"No one asked you about no Preston PawPaw asked you about his wedding planning here you are doing arts and crafts on the window."
Deja rolled her eyes. "To answer your question PawPaw I planned everything alone I looked at your list and I couldn't let glam-ma have that kind of wedding I still used some of your ideas but I had a trying time. PawPaw you left movie night and I waited up for you to come by to get your hamster Hammy."
"Herbie you got a hamster! I sent you to PetSmart to get pet food for the rabbits! Why on God's green earth did you leave with a pet? I told you no more pets after you swapped fish for fish! Denise we're sorry for the hamster being in your house I can't help but to apologize. Have you seen him since the last time?"
"I baked some cookies and one was missing off the plate I know he helped himself to one I had to throw out the batch then on Thursday I'm getting dressed for work I got put on my shirt and there are bite marks in my shirt of all places my chest!"
"I'll be over there when we get back to get him back I have a few of Monica shirts that I want him to alternate with his teeth."
"Herbie I am not wearing no tit bitten shirt by no hamster you ought to get that thought of your head."
"Oh I got a text, oh it's just from J3 asking if Sarah is asking about him, so what are we eating, I'm getting a salad with shrimp on the side, JT chicken fingers, Stevie you getting a steak?"
"Yeah, I'm getting a steak Deja's getting the triple bacon burger."
"No she's not, I said no bacon you had enough bacon for this year alone should have saved you a few pieces from breakfast to crush on your burger pick something else."
"I'm not picking anything else that's what I'm getting so you're just going to have to deal with it. I don't get on you about your egg whites and fruit."
"That's because it's my house."
"And this is my mouth! I put in it what I please! I'm ordering the mozzarella sticks and my entrée is the triple bacon cheeseburger."
"…without the bacon."
"With bacon!"
"Without bacon the devil is a lie…" Aunt Denise emptied the contents of her purse on the table. "Where is my mini hatchet or screwdriver?" I gasped.
Bailey's POV
Arf [Bailey are you going to fix our lives because my life is already perfect.]
Meow [Your life not perfect there is friction between us let Bailey fix us.]
Arf [Huh? I'm already fixed I got the snip that's why I'm sitting on my balls right now.]
Arf [Conniehey beloved look at me we're just going to call a bark a bark like she calls a thing a thing and Lord Tubbington a meow a meow, Conniehey let's start with you. Why are you so mean to Lord Tubbington?]
Conniehey licked his balls. Arf [Sorry I was licking my balls I'm mean to Lord Tubbington because when I first met him he wanted me to bow to him.]
Arf [Is that right Lord Tubbington?]
Meow [Yes, it is. He was in my castle and I rule then he flipped his paw.]
Arf [Damn right and I'll flip it again.]
Arf [Hey Conniehey you go for a little libation in the bathroom I'm going to have one on one with Lord Tubbington to get to the root of his issue.]
Arf [You read my mind. You got some Beggin'?]
Arf [I don't have teeth yet so no go through Dejas' pockets she was feeding me something from them.]
Arf [Okay. I'll see what I can find.]
Meow [Good you got rid of his ass.]
Arf [Look here Tubbington I wasn't adopted to play I came here to fix one of your 9 lives. So pick one of them so I can fix Conniehey's next.]
Meow [Okay let's work on my 9th life and it's when that beast came into the picture I know he saw me perched in my cat tree. I know he saw me he didn't even look at so like he said I told him to bow and he called me a bunch of names and it hurt my little cat feelings.]
Arf [How did that make you feel hearing this dog that you heard about by mouth insult you in your house?]
Meow [It made me feel bad I'm just a cute fuzzy chubby cat that don't do anything to anyone.]
Arf [Lies all lies you farted because Brittany asked you and me what went wrong and I told the truth and you felt some kind of way.]
Meow [Because you deserved it! But did you have to fart back.]
Arf [Oh Lord…] I fainted.
Arf [Bailey! Bailey!]
Meow [Bailey! Wake up! Oh Lord! She gone!]
Arf Arf [Calm down you lay on her chest to see if you hear something, you hear something?]
Meow [No! They gonna send you back the pound! Serves your ass right.]
Arf Arf [Look Lord Tubbington I don't want to go back to the pound I'm sorry for the way I treaded you I'm not going down for dogmicide help please!]
Meow [Okay, I'll help you what do you we need to do.]
Arf [Go get a picture of Aunt Denise…wait no then she might really go then it's a picture of her kissing her hatchet.]
Meow [Say what?]
Arf [Yeah, I knew she was crazy but not that crazy grab something of Deja's so she can sniff it. Bailey don't walk to bark to the light bark back bark back!]
Sam's POV
"Everything is good family!" I shouted. "Everyone is stuffing their face; Deja how is your bacon burger?" She took a bite dancing. "I take that it is good. Mary your salmon, is good, okay Denise how is your salad?"
"It's good, it would be even better if Deja stopped humming with every bite she takes of bacon. She's messing up my salad."
"Hit that beat JT." JT banged out beat on the table. "It ain't my fault cause eat that it ain't my fault cause I eat that."
"So PawPaw how was cohosting with Jenny and Kianna?"
"Open wide chugga chugga chugga choo chooo. In the mouth it goes." Monica wiped his mouth. "Next time I'll surprise you with the next sound."
"I bet you will. Sam, you asked me a question about my cohosting. It was great I got to shop while hosting they have it pretty easy I got me some Jordan's and my baby some J's too. Eskimo kiss." They rubbed their noses together J3 tapped PawPaw. "What you interrupting my kiss?"
"Grandpa hand this note to Denise this is for her to answer."
"Oh, Dijon hand this note to your mother. You crying it looks like you constipated."
"No, I'm not. Okay." She opened the note. "Does Sarah love J3? We do don't know. Does Sarah love J3? Probably no, does Sarah love J3? Does she love him?"
TJ jumped on the table. "We don't know because she did not get his number….watch me now. Work, work, work." PawPaw and Monica, Bernice and Joshua, and my parents got up in the floor dancing.
"Go guys."
"Shall we dance baby." I got up. "Shall we?"
"Yes."
Alexandra's POV
"Mommy loves daddy she does love him mommy loves daddy she does love him….Come on Jazzy dance with me. Mommy loves daddy, yes she does because she's pregnant with my baby sister Alex J!"
Go ahead mommy wobble me around in the womb come on Cinny dance with me nice vocals TJ. Dip me Cinny!
Cinny – Okay
Weeee….that was fun Cinny. Cinny Marco!
Cinny – Ajgetoffofme Polo!
Conniehey's POV
I jumped off the bed packing back and forth. Arf [This is bad really, really, really bad! Bailey is out for the count and if she barks toward the light the only person that it's going to be happy is Aunt Denise. Deja would hate me so would TJ come back.] I licked her face. Arf [Get up!]
Meow [Conniehey come on man stop over thinking bad things think good things.]
Arf [It's not working! You think a happy though.]
Meow [Fine, let think wow this thought is about you, when Gabby got back from your surprise party she shared with me that TJ was getting you was getting a dog. I thought awesome another 4-legged buddy for me to play with.]
Arf [Really?]
Meow [Really, remember your thoughts about me.]
Arf [Let me think hard well there was this one time at band camp…let me be serious it was this one time I had a scratch and I thought of you it was a hard to reach area you and your claws could have got it for me. You know Lord Tubbington you aren't that bad of a cat.]
Meow [Same goes for you, now let's get Bailey up before she's gone and so are you.]
Arf [Yeah let's do that. Wait a minute how did that TV come on.] We turned around. Arf [Bailey!]
Arf [It work didn't it beloveds, I fixed your lives. Ibrakela Dogzant for the win!] Bailey jumped on my back. Arf [Sorry I had to do that to the both of you but it needed to be done.]
Meow [True, friends Conniehey.]
Arf [Friends.]
Arf [Friends, how many of us have them? Friends, ones we can depend on, friends, how many of us have them? Friends, before we go any further we are friends!]
Meow [Since we're friends now who is Tank?]
Arf [Yeah, I've been hearing his name lately my mommy's mommy be having Tank workouts. Where she raises her hatchet up and down saying slice Tank, slice Tank.]
Meow [My owner has multiple matches writer on the box is for Tank use only in all caps.]
Arf [Wow! They are serious about their weapons of choice Tank is TJ's fake daddy who is a dirty filthy dog and I can't to sink my teeth into him.]
Meow [Me too.]
Arf [I need teeth first but I'm down for a good bite wait my show is on Too Cute!]
Mercedes POV
"Dinner tonight was off the wall, PawPaw and J3 went at it and then Mary Sue showed up! Still claiming she's with child then her and Monica had a shouting match, Mary, Santana, and Denise timing themselves pulling out their weapons trying to get it down from 5 seconds to 2 they got it down to 3 so shaved off two seconds also thinking of new ways to kill Tank. J3 now is looking for a phone call and the note he sent to Denise, TJ, Gabby, Ian, Logan, Simon, and JT on the tables dancing. I'm surprised they didn't kick us out."
"The reason they didn't kick us out is because the waiters were in on it too." He laughed. "I never been to a restaurant where they do they that at Mary Sue I thought I told J3 to send her back home."
"I did! He didn't or she got off the greyhound bus. Then Alexandra was kicking up a storm while we were dancing this was good family dinner it took my mind off a lot."
"I'm glad it did because earlier you were there but your thoughts were elsewhere."
"I was just thinking about everything that went down today no longer we know what he's up to, I can't dwell on this because I'm already brining myself back down."
"Baby don't let that bring you down or overwhelm you this weekend I don't want you stressing out having Alexandra stress out let's have fun. We'll pick up Conniehey from Denise and Stevie room, change into our pajamas, sleep start fresh tomorrow a new day."
"Yeah, all that singing and dancing tired my baby out." Sam lifted TJ in his arms. "Come on Stevie my baby is sleep let's get his buddy so we can join him in his slumber."
"Alright, was tonight dinner the best or what?"
"It was great! We gonna do one tomorrow night after the you know what." He winked.
"Oh hold up what is going on. What's going on tomorrow? Why you winking Stevie? Mercedes you know what's going on." I shook my head.
"I just had something in my eye. Here baby open up the door." He drops the key in her hand. "Hi Alex you ready for the big day tomorrow. I'll take that kick as a yes."
"GET OFF OUR BED! DIDN'T I TELL Y'ALL TO NOT BE ON HERE? Deja come get this big cat back to Brittany and Tana I wish this place had the jets. We'll see you tomorrow at breakfast, in here JT we're going to have a strong discussion."
"But…"
Arf [So what you left us alone we did what we wanted to do. Hi Sam, Mercedes, and TJ. Aww my buddy is asleep. Wake him up.]
"Conniehey you are too hyper calm down daddy is going to take you for a walk so you can get relieve yourself."
Arf [Good Tubbington can't wait to meet up with you tomorrow thanks Bailey.]
Arf [No problem.]
Meow [Love you Conniehey.]
Arf [You too Lord Tubbington.]
Arf [I fixed y'all life! Yasss!]
Sam walked TJ and I back to the room he and Conniehey went out for their night walk. "TJ sit up for mommy."
"I'm sleepy mommy, where is Conniehey?"
"Conniehey is out with daddy for walk, raise your arms, thank you, did you enjoy dinner tonight?"
"Yeah, I did I liked this dinner even better than the first one because the whole family was there."
"You want to sleep in the other room or in here with me and daddy."
"You." He yawned. "And daddy."
Sam POV
"Conniehey when we get up in the room no barking you understand, just jump in bed with TJ and go to sleep."
Arf [I understand. Now open the door I need my beauty rest it takes at least 6 hours to keep me look things good. There go TJ right there. Night Sam. Zzzzz]
I did my nightly routine. "Now I can hit the sheets." I turned off the light. "Baby I thought TJ was going to sleep in the other room." I crawled in bed fluffing my pillows. "TJ might dream about you know who and kick you in the stomach I don't want anything to happen to Alexandra. Let me take him to the other room."
"No, Sam, my baby isn't going to kick me. I already prayed over him." She kissed his temple. "He's going to be fine."
"Alright, what did you pray?"
"Father you have given me and Sam the most precious gift in life. Your works are awesome; he is perfect because of you. Never could I explain how grateful I am to experience the ultimate love and joy. Protector, keep my baby safe in your angels watchful eye fill his soul and prepare his heart for accepting you please work through me to raise a child of God you will be proud of. Let me never take this priceless gift for granted amen."
"That was beautiful you know what hit me while I was on my walk with Conniehey. Didn't Jack partner move into Tank's old house?"
A/N: We'll leave it right there. Until tomorrow iamJLS