A/N: I haven't shared a bug story in a minute so I have a few so I'll just count the number of bugs I killed 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8….too many Mary said that, "bugs just seem to find you when they wanna die", I believe that because if they stay hidden I'll let them live they just want to know if what I say is true. Lol. Okay let's go!
Happy Reading (:
Tank's POV
"I knew I would find you out here, what in the hell are you doing?"
"I'm online getting numbers for potential PI's I even posted a tweet to my twitter and Facebook, this is what I wrote, listen all Tankettes your boy is looking for a PI hit me up on my twitter if y'all have a good one and I got one too, this fine chick right here." I clicked on profile. "Don't she look good she says she know of someone and she'll get back to me. I didn't know this chick was following me until she hit me up."
"Yeah, she cute so what's your plan if this doesn't work out?"
I shrugged my shoulders. "I don't know search high and low for one their family members leading me to where they live at she got my son around them he calling Sam daddy I don't want him to call him daddy, that's hurting me, you feel me. She probably told him to do that to get back at me. You worked that for all of a damn day tell me how Sam was with my son emphasis on my."
"Sam is a good dad…"
"Stop, Sam ain't no good nothing to my son, I am. I don't even want to hear that shit no more when we get him I'm going to make him hate Sam and Mercedes, she did this! He's not going to want to go back with them, they never going to get him back; they'll search high and low." I kissed his photo. "Daddy is coming for you baby boy. I'm going to show you how to be a man and the right way to treat a woman. They not gonna know what hit them. You search for schools in the area I'm going to grab me something to eat."
Denise POV
"Deja and JT are asleep that vicious dog is asleep on her bed I'm concerned she might wake up with bite marks." He shook his head. "What? I'm serious I wanted the itty bitty dog to go the kennel now it's mixed hairs on their comforter I'm glad I didn't put ours on when we got here. Let them catch fleas and all of that."
"Yes, baby did you see Conniehey, Bailey, and Lord Tubbington all snuggled up I think they made amends. Denise the dog doesn't have teeth yet Deja will be fine. Isn't Bailey Elizabeth Evans-Adams so cute?"
"It's Evans there will be no Adams added to no one name in this house until she graduates she knows it. That I did not you know I'm only HCO only I'm stills traumatized from when Conniehey laid his head in in my lap."
"Denise it's just your lap his mouth was closed I saw him do it you're fine, I'm sleepy let's hold hands and say prayers you got it tonight."
"That I do, dear heavenly father I thank you for blessing me with a wonderful family and lord I ask that you cover them in your warmth and kindness and lead them on a path if righteousness that includes following all the rules and regulations you have lead me to set for them. Oh God I realize that without you I would fail but with your strength I will keep them in line and Deja will not have sex before marriage or graduating college. JT will grow to be the man that you have called him to be. And these things will be done in your name Jesus. I love you lord and I lift my voice to thank for all that you have done and are yet doing in our lives and I give u all the honor and glory in your holy name Jesus Amen."
"Amen, night baby sweet dreams."
"Same to you, baby." I fluff my pillows under my head. "Stevie, what are we doing tomorrow? Your winks were some foolishness."
"Baby I can't say all I know is that it's a surprise those, what did you think of those codenames for Tank?"
"I was too busy laughing to take notice of them all I only caught the last one which was, I see Tank which is basic I'm crossing my fingers I have a dream about the newest way of killing Tank. It's going to be a 4 way by 10 way that makes it a 14 way I'm still trying to work out the kinks so that we call can get a piece of him but I want the biggest piece for myself. What you think about that Stevie? Stevie."
"Snrkx…"
I shook my head. "I see where Alexandra J gets it from falling to sleep at the drop of a hat. Let me join him." I pulled the covers over me drifting off into dreamland. "Man this is a family dream no Tank in this one okay let me see how this plays out."
"No, no word of any Tank sighting yet can you believe it's been this long he hasn't showed his ugly head I had to pull out my dummy Tank doll to make sure I don't get rusty. Sure I'll see you later for our HCO meeting someone is trying to get me on the other line. Will do bye, hello Deja I was on the phone with your grandmother discussing Tank, so you're coming by and you want me to make spaghetti for you. I hope you purchased the ingredients? You did. I'll see you soon." I set the phone on the counter. "JT what would you like for dinner?"
"I'm craving your spaghetti. Are you going to make it?"
"I am your sister is craving it too she's almost here."
"Yes! You know Butt face was a pain while I was growing up but I love her right about now. Mommy you see Squiggly out in his pond swimming around."
"Yes, I do, he's just a happy little turtle that lives outside and not inside I'm surviving everyday those animals are far away from me. You want some lemonade?"
"Yes, please." I grabbed two glasses filling them halfway with lemonade. "Thank you."
"Baby what are you gonna cook for dinner. I'm starvin' like Marvin." He opened the refrigerator. "I need a snack to tie me over, puddings on deck."
"Daddy mommy is fixing spaghetti Deja is coming through with the stuff, she should be here shortly!"
A tiny hand tugged on my shirt. "My love bug woke up from his nap, are you thirsty?" He wiped his eye nodding his head. "Okay, Stevie you got it, thank you."
"Where is Bailey?"
"Bailey is outside in her outside home with Conniehey beside her daddy thought she would like a little company while your uncle and cousins are joining Aunt Mercedes tour for a few cities we'll meet up with them in Chicago, I can get me some Garrett's Popcorn the caramel and cheese mix so good. I'm thinking about making cookies, what you boys want?"
"Peanut Butter!"
"Mommy daddy I'm here. Hi daddy, JT, hi baby boy what you drinking there?"
"Some apple juice grandpa just poured me a cup and Grandma Denise said she's going to make me and Uncle JT favorite cookies, peanut butter!"
"Deja did this little boy just call me Grandma Denise and you mommy?" My eye started twitching. Tell me I didn't hear that."
"Yes, mom, that's my son Preston Harrison Adams Jr., remember I had him my freshman year he's 3."
"Right grandma Denise I'm 3." He held 3 fingers counting them. "One, two, three."
"That's right, that's my handsome little boy."
"You had sex while you were in college?"
"Well duh I did I could have had artificial insemination done but I didn't. He's mine." I sat PJ in the chair going over to the closet. "Mom you are going to your closet. No, mom don't get your hatchet!"
"Where is Preston? I need to cut him! PJ go get grandma her leather gloves!"
"PJ don't do that! Do you want your grandson to grow up without his father? He won't live to enjoy fatherhood."
"Baby you told me to meet you…Hey Mama Denise. W-wait what are you going to do with your hatchet?" I cracked my neck loosening up. "You got my daughter pregnant and she's still in college! Deja you next!"
"Mommy No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…." I sat up heavily breathing covered in sweat with my hatchet in my hand. "When did I grab this? I was prepared to cut something up."
"Baby why are you screaming did you have a dream? Your eye is twitching."
"No, I didn't I had a nightmare." I put on robe. "I got to wake up Deja to make sure that nothing has happened between her and Preston!"
"It's…five o'clock in the morning let her sleep."
"I don't care what time it is and no she will not sleep I have to wake her up. Dejanae Lisette Evans wake up. Aahhhhh Bailey licked me they after me in the dream and now this is some major foolishness! Dejanae Lisette Evans get up now hold your dog!"
"Mommy what I'm sleep." She pulled the covers over her head. "You should be too Bailey is fine."
Arf [Yup Grandma Denise woke me up from beauty rest. Uh-oh she got her hatchet mommy get up.]
"As you see I'm not come on, get dressed we're going to the hospital. Dejanae Bailey is about to bite you. Stop it.]
Arf [I'm just licking her face take a chill pill, mommy your mommy got issues.]
"What for is something wrong with you, daddy or butt face over there? I'm not going to any hospital Bailey is only licking my face."
"Oh you going to the hospital." I looked through bag. "I already got your clothes picked out." I yanked the covers off. "Get up and get dressed and get that look off your face. Something happened and you not telling me."
She sighed. "Fine, here hold my dog and I'll get dressed."
"Really? Are you trying to kill me? STEVIE come get this dog. You just don't want me to find out that something happened."
Arf [Bailey and Dejanae yeah oh cause I am a dog and you a human but together we can be alright cause when it gets dark and when it gets cold we can cuddle 'til we see the sunlight so if you just hold my paw, Denise, I promise that I won't lick your hand things will go better if you just hold my paw you can see I'm not vicious if you just hold, hold my, hold, hold my, hold my hand, hold my paw.]
"What happened? Mommy go back to bed."
"You really don't know! You thinking about having a kid and we missed your appointment let's go to the ER. I'm not going to bed until I know for sure that you aren't doing that!"
"No! I'm not going! And I don't do that."
"Yes, we are going you got 5 minutes to get dressed I had a nightmare that you and Preston had a son named Preston Junior and he called me grandma!"
"Awww….who did he look like more me or him or was it a perfect blend?"
I hit the wall. "I was too busy trying to find my hatchet to chop down Preston and you weren't married yet! You got Bailey calling Preston daddy, he not her daddy! Come on we have enough time to get there and back before everyone leaves for breakfast. When I come back in here you better be dressed if you not I'll dress you myself and make sure it's lose fitting and the colors don't match." I turned to leave. "Don't roll your eyes. I felt that!"
Mercedes POV
"Sam can you get my back for me." He kissed my neck. "Sam, I said my back I can get my neck. Thank you."
"Fine but you look so damn sexy." He smacked my ass. "Look at it wiggle I love when it jiggles and wiggles on me. I know you can handle it you've done it so many times before let me get up in there. I know you want it. Come on. I know you want it you rubbing it just the way I like. Let me do it like this."
"Baby…ah." Our tongues tangle as I moaned into his mouth. "You are so…dammit good."
"Huh, uh…you like it when I do it nice and slow." Slowly I nodded my head. "Can't speak my D so good or when I got fast."
"Shhiii.." He cupped my breast pounding me from behind. "iiiit! Don't stop."
"Don't have to tell me…I wasn't anyway. What's my name?"
Alex J's POV
"Mr. Evans…."
Cinny – Oh lord! Is that what I think it is? OH MY GOSH! AJ! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! *slaps AJ*
I know you didn't slap me! *slaps Cinny back* Now since we got that out the way what is it I was getting my sleep in. What's going on that you had to do that.
Cinny – Look you see it. It's…
Daddy's stick! How did this happen? We fixed the machine she shouldn't be getting sticked down by daddy why is there water in here? They doing it in the shower! All my electronics going to get wet! How could they! Why?!
"Shit I love being inside of you where you want me to nut at in your face or inside."
"I-Inside I love feeling your seed inside of me.."
"Okay I'm getting close."
I don't mommy! Daddy pull out! Nooooo Cinny get the umbrella daddy is about to….*opens up umbrella*
Mercedes POV
"S-s-s-s-shit Mercedes I'm coming oooh fuck, got damn oooh I'm still cumming…it's like a flood." His limp dick slipped out. "That was good. Did you like it?"
"Sam, I have some words for you, you play so dirty!"
He laughed. "I do you loved it say it, say it."
"Fine I did I loved and I love you. How did you know I was horny?"
"I saw the way you were eyeing my hard-on so that meant Alex J machine was down I could get it in. Let's get cleaned again and this time I won't try anything funny.
"Better." We took another shower Sam tried to get in a round two I blocked it. "Thank you for drying my back baby I'm going to wake TJ up I didn't bathe him last night."
"Okay I'll run his bath water."
"TJ, come on baby boy daddy is running your bath water." I pulled the covers off the bed. "TJ now is not the time to be playing I know you up in this other room with Conniehey…." I flipped the switch. "TJ! WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"Baby why are you yelling?!"
"Sam TJ isn't in the room." I pointed to the door. "There chair is at the door, his shoes are gone! Sam! Go find him!"
"Let me put on my shorts and shoes I'll go look for him you call Stevie, Denise, Mary all of them." He slipped in his shoes. "If he comes back call me okay, he couldn't have gone too far." A knock came to the door. "Who is knocking at our door? Hello."
"TJ!" I ran over to him picking him up. "Oh my baby! Where were you? You had me scared! Are you okay? Let me take a look at you."
"Azimio where was he?"
"Mommy I'm fine."
"I just spotted him and Conniehey over by the trees he told me he was taking Conniehey for a walk I was looking around for you Sam or Stevie so I bought him back I asked him how he get out the room, he said he stood in a chair undoing the locks I told him he can't be doing that. I'm going back to the room we're going out for breakfast."
"Yes, we are it might be a late breakfast once we get through with TJ."
"Okay, Morning Mercedes."
I waved. "Good Morning thank you again Azimio."
"No problem. Good Morning Denise, where are you two coming from and why is Deja dressed in different color clothes, look like walking skittles bag."
"She didn't want to get dressed so I dressed her myself, when I tell you to do something you better do it we're coming from the hospital everything is fine. Thank ya!" Denise started cutting her step Azimio pulled out his tambourine, Deja rolled her eyes. "Morning Sam, Mercedes, and TJ whew I just had to cut my step. I'll see you all at breakfast I'll fill you in."
"Okay." Sam closed the door. "Thaddeus Joshua Evans, do you know how much fear you put into your mother and me?"
"No, I just know that around this time Conniehey has to pee so daddy you let him out to go you and mommy were in the shower I knocked on the door you didn't say anything so I stood on the chair letting myself out."
Arf [I told him I could pee in the other bathroom but he insisted on taking me for a walk.]
"TJ you scared us you can't do that."
"It was just my first time."
"And this is going to be your last time! Anything could have happened to you. Look at your mother." He wiped tears away. "See how she's crying she's relieved that you are okay and those tears would be the same if you would have gone missing."
"I'm sorry mommy and daddy I didn't mean to scare you, I'm okay." He hugged me around the neck. "Mommy stop crying. I'm good."
"Baby you put yourself in a dangerous position by doing that I know you knocked on the door and daddy and me didn't answer that was for you to just get back in bed to watch TV and wait for us to emerge from the bathroom my heart sank when I didn't see you nor Conniehey in here I checked the other room and nothing mommy went from being happy to sad instantly this is the second scare you put us through first one with PawPaw, this one, I don't think I can handle a third. You don't stand on chairs to unlock doors, where did you see someone do that at?"
"I saw it on a c-commercial." TJ broke down crying. "I-I'm s-s-s-sorry I really am. I d-d-d-didn't m-m-mean to m-make you c-c-cry mommy."
Arf [Awww my buddy is crying don't cry TJ, mommy is sad but she's gonna get happy soon. Right Sam?]
"TJ." Sam said in his James Earl Jones voice. "Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true king. Remember who you are." TJ laughed.
"Daddy I didn't know you could do Mufasa! Do Zazu!"
"Now that's one voice I'm trying to learn how to do, I just had to cheer you and mommy up get both of you laughing but we're going to continue this, but it's going on 8 o'clock and we have to bathe you, eat breakfast then meet up with the family for our fun day."
"Okay, mommy daddy I love you."
Arf [I love you all! Let me in this family hug.]
"Ahhh love you too McConaughey!"
Alex J's POV
I'm happy TJ is back with mommy and daddy I was going to kick him but I opted not to I'm still traumatized from daddy's stick getting inside. I just fixed the machine not too long ago and this! Cinny! How is the machine? What was the setting on?
Cinny – The machine was turned off I don't know how it happened it didn't get too much water damage I'm looking through the manual right now see if I can make the repairs myself we can't go through that again.
I agree! My iPhone 6 is wet! Is your phone wet I need to call my boo to see if he has any rice or he can put me on his plan I did send him a gift card.
Cinny – Yeah my phone is…
I already got it. Hi boo you lucky you got two mommies you don't have to deal with no stick. What you mean you saw a stick. She got one?! It's removable I wonder if daddy can remove his. I'm calling to see if you got any rice my phone got wet mommy and daddy did it in the shower I'm on Cinny phone. You gonna put me on your plan. Great! Thank you boo and what else…zzzzzz
TJ's POV
"Hi Deja boo and Gabby boo, Gabby come over here so we can listen to Deja's conversation." I pulled Gabby into a hug. "I guess you heard about what I did."
"Uh-huh, TJ boo you can't be doing that. You made me scared."
"I'm sorry." I kissed her on the cheek. "You feel better."
"Now I do."
"Preston my mother had a dream that I got pregnant and I had your son, he was named Preston Harrison Adams Junior so she woke me up out my sleep I didn't get dressed fast enough for her so she dressed me herself I felt so embarrassed walking into the ER…"
"TJ, Gabby, Deja, let's load up we're hiding out to family fun!"
"I'll call you later I love you too, bye."
"Daddy is the ride to the safari long?" He covered my mouth. "Sorry why couldn't I say it out loud?"
"Aunt Denise is in earshot range get in and buckle yourself in come on baby you'll get to talk to Denise later about our adventure it's only a 10 minute ride. Got my little family loaded in. Yeah Stevie you want to be in the middle I'll tell Jacey to get behind you. I see you got Denise in a blindfold. She so gonna get you for that. We're pulling out."
"Daddy you think Aunt Denise is going to scream when she sees where she's going to?"
"Oh yeah we're here. I'm going inside to pay I'll be right back." I did my seatbelt waving at Deja and JT. "She's in for a rude awakening. When is she going to take off the blindfold? Here comes Uncle Stevie with some food for the animals. Here comes daddy too."
"TJ get back in your seat let your windows down here go some food to feed the animals with."
"Sam it's a lot of animals out here, oh here comes a zebra and a camel! Uh-oh that llama is going up to Uncle Stevie's truck oh no she's feeding them…"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….STEVIE!" She opened the door. "NOOO I'M TRYING TO LIVE WHY DID I JUST OPEN THE DOOR? I'M ROLLING MY WINDOW UP!
"Llama."
Alexa J's POV
*tugs on ear* Really Aunt Denise oh boo you still on the line sorry I had the itis. Did you hear my aunt scream she got some pipes on her? Cinny is listening to my iPod I think that Sade how I know she just hit play and slain to the womb asleep so am zzzzz
A/N: We'll pick up the safari tomorrow! I got you Denise, Mary, and Deja. Lmbo Until tomorrow iamJLS