A/N: Mini chapter would have been more but I've been pulled in so many different directions AJE called me early this morning wanting to talk she wasn't talking about much she's confused on who she wants to tithe to since she has that GoFundMe account then we watched the Circle of Life video with Aunt Mary on FaceTime. Let's go!

Happy mini reading (:

TJ's POV

"Tank got more kids!" I looked at mommy. "Is he my brother?" I tapped her hand a few times. "Mommy, daddy what's going on?"

"TJ why don't you and Parker go outside to play let us adults discuss this alone, Deja."

Deja was in kitchen singing and dancing. "Bacon I always dream of you with plate of waffles you taste great all the time."

"She done tweaked the lyrics to Candy Rain, I can't with this mess, Deja stop dancing and take Parker, TJ, and JT outside why you eating bacon you know I don't approve it."

"I approve it." She crunched down on a piece of bacon. "Let's go boys Conniehey you coming too!"

Arf Arf [Here I am, I hid the underwear in my secret stash.] Arf Arf Arf [Who is this new person? He smells funny.]

"Stop it Conniehey stop sniffing him. Follow me! We can sit on the picnic table while my boo sings about how much she loves bacon."

"Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon and all my life…."

JT shook his head. "I swear mommy dropped her on her head when she wasn't looking she got issues." I tilted my head. "TJ, are you shocked."

I nodded my head. "Uh-huh, Tank really your daddy because he not my daddy I been told him to go to the left."

"Yeah, that dummy is my daddy I wasn't around him long just long enough to have one memory of him I wanted to pee on him."

"You are my brother hi-five." We hi-fived. "I peed on him a lot of times when he tried to change my diaper he always left me with a diaper rash not that he didn't clean my booty good enough which he never did it was his face but when mommy cleaned my tushy I never broke out in one. Hold old are you?"

"I'm 8; I heard you are 5 years old, right?"

"You got it and this guy dude right here is my cousin JT his mommy is the HWP."

"Nice to meet you." They shook hands. "And this is TJ's dog Conniehey we have a dog too her name is Bailey but she's been banned to outdoor living."

Arf [I'm Conniehey let me get a real sniff of you still smell funny but you're okay.]

Preston shook Conniehey Paw. "That means he likes you I got him for my first birthday party, you have Tanks last name."

"Unfortunately I do, I plan on changing it when I get older my mom told me about his terror the only reason I got his last name is because he wanted someone to carry on the "legacy", what legacy do he got? When you find out tell Preston so he can tell me because I don't see it. My brother stabbed.

"Really, do you remember it?"

"No, I don't I was just a little kid when that happened, do you remember living with him?"

I sighed. "Yeah, it was pure hell! He pushed my mommy down the steps, called her all kinds of names, hit me, and sent me to go stay with my crunchy crusty grandmother."

"You mean Bertha, yeah didn't she get run over by a bus?"

"Yup! My Uncle Artie did that me and my brother Logan didn't know that Uncle Artie could drive until that night it was awesome! My daddy didn't know any my granny asked him did he hear about the good news that's when daddy popped the question to mommy. Have you seen crusty dusty Tank lately?"

"I have not I don't even want to see him, big dummy." He picked up the ball. "Can we play catch instead?"

"Bacon everything is alright crunchy it's out of sight…"

"My boo needs serious prayers, go long!"

Mercedes POV

"Awww look at him and his brother playing catch. This is so sweet Sam get video and pictures of this. You want something to drink Preston?"

"Yes, please I just want to say at the top I'm not Tank hired no ties to him whatsoever Stevie checked me out I'm legit. Thank you." He took a few sips. "I should start this off by saying that I stabbed tank then we moved, changed our numbers all of the things you need to do to get away from him."

"Really, would you repeat that again?"

"Sure, I stabbed Tank in the back he was trying to rape her I wasn't going to let that happen not on my watch or his house we took our things and rolled out."

"I've always wondered where that came from I asked him and he said he got into a fight."

He kissed his teeth. "No fight I was what 14 going on 15 he had locked the door I kicked that down stabbed him again. Tank is an idiot."

"We all know that. You can help us by giving us those numbers Deja tried to explain to me what you were doing but I was too heated lizard-gate."

"Lizard-gate?" I squinted. "When did this happen?"

"Saturday night at the hotel you did not hear me scream my life was seriously that whole weekend my life was in danger ride through safari, lizards then Bailey sucking on me like I'm her teething ring, Stevie removing my hatchets someone was standing in the gap. Let's get to the real chase where is his butt at I haven't been showcasing my hatching throwing skills during my lunch hour."

"That I don't know but I do have phone numbers of his other baby mothers Deja said that she needed them."

"Yes, we need them Tank was at the game how come you didn't recognize him then."

"I did recognize him then I didn't want to say anything right there I enjoyed myself even while answering those question I really, really, really like Deja and I didn't want them to mess up my chances of getting to know her better with our mini chaperones."

"So far so good you know Tank, question of the matter is if you see him again would you chop him down like a tree I know you own a hatchet."

"Yes, ma'am I would cut him down so good but just enough so that he can be tortured I know your saying when it comes to him that he got to die but I want him to live so he can see all his kids achieve."

"Truth! We'll get on Tank and his foolishness later. Sam." Stevie picked up Alex J shoes. "You telling me my niece bought this?"

"Yes, the fetus is buying stuff! I can't get over this I want to know how and when did she get a laptop and my card number."

Preston picked up the bag of dust. "Chinchilla dust? Hold up here initials are AJE, Alexandra Jennifer Evans, right?"

"Yes." We nodded our heads. "That's her name, why?"

"I donated to her GoFundMe account you know she has one. This your laptop." He went to the website. "Here goes her profile right here and it reads, Hello my name is AJ and I have a pet chinchilla her name is Cinny I hope you don't close out this window without first donating this is why I need help my mommy and daddy are freaks, this morning they did it and my pet decided to go for a ride on daddy's stick currently she's missing some fur but I gave her cornrows so it can grow back the fur that is missing was on his stick, he's on to me so I need you guys assistance with my new umbrella and curtains and Rogaine so she can whip her hair back and forth I would turn mommy's horny side off but there is glitch in my system I'm trying it get it fixed. Your favorite fetus and pet AJ and Cinny."

Alexa J's

Hold on boo I've been outed some more let me say this Preston I liked at you at first but between you, the delivery guy, and daddy you all are on my kick hard list Cinny write that down I can't believe my packages came to the house! I was outed before with my spending on daddy and mommy's credit bard but my GoFundMe is even worse but at least I purchased my own stuff just in case the items other people get for me at my upcoming baby shower I don't like I can give away. I wish I had daddy number to call him to lay him out so he can then hand the phone over to Preston so I can lay him out too, yeah I'm back boo I was reading the reviews and mrsblessedkelley said that I'm killing her she knows I'm funny I wonder if she donated to my fund my little fetus self need all the help I can get my mommy and daddy some freaks.

"Hi Alex, it's Preston…"

Wait here he come put your face to…

"I got my face to the….OW! SHE KICKED ME!"

Heeheheh now as I was saying…let me click over I'll be back. Hello. Tank! Oh HELL NO! GET OFF MY LINE! Don't worry about who I am, you not my daddy.

Tank's POV

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry I called the wrong number I don't want to be your daddy anyway." I peeped through the blinds. "Shit his ass finally showed up. I've been waiting here for almost a got damn hour. Excuse me two drinks please make it sprite, thank you. Over here."

"Sorry I took so long I was tied up with another potential client. I'm Skip and you are?"

"My name is Tank." I shook his hand. "Have a seat now I thought that find ass chick was going to be my PI but she couldn't do it so she told me that you are the best what you do."

"That I am, tell me a little bit about yourself?"

"To know me is to love me, I'm a hard working god-fearing man who loves his son that would never lay hands on his mother, she upped and left me and I want to know where they live at, I miss him dearly he's 5 years old. Don't he look just like me?"

"Um…not really if I didn't know better I'd say he looks like Sam Evans." I cleared my throat. "Y-yeah he looks like you sorry I was listening to sports radio and he was on there also I saw his interview with him and his wife."

"That's not his wife that's my girl let me cut to the chase I want you to spy on Mercedes Evans Jones whatever her last name is, tell me where she stay, the grocery stores she shops at,, the studio she works at I know she's recording music that Wounded is about me but don't believe they hype and…I want you to know this I had another PI picked out but I was getting crazy vibes over the phone that they were up to no good they were team Mercedes, I need team Tank, can you be on my side? Fuck everyone else."

He sighed. "Yes, I can help you out. When you want me to start?"

Puck's POV

"You missed a good target he was right there and he only got grazed." I rewound the video. "Grazed, Lucky you and I are going to have to hit up the gun range improve your accuracy. Denise wasn't too pleased with your shot she may want to have a strong discussion with you."

"She's the one with the hatchets?" I laughed. "No, I'm not talking to her she might cut me, didn't you tell me yourself that she tossed at hatchet at Preston cutting his hair."

"Yup, JJ is calling me, wassup bro, you had to get out your house your mother is driving you and Stacey insane. Mary and Dwight packed up and rolled back to Samcedes house; don't blame them what's going on? You believe Tank has hired a private investigator." Lucky sat his laptop on the table. "Lucky just pulled up his profile he tweeted that 3 days ago he just updated this fool took a photo with the guy. Let's take a trip to San Diego we can follow him while he follows them."

A/N: It's time for some football until tomorrow iamJLS myhiggins25 pick up your phone I'm about to call!