A/N: Oh lol. Rewatching Season 1 of Glee and I'm up to Preggers - so this was inspired by it :D
"Jesus," Blaine muttered. "Kurt, what the hell is this?"
The familiar tune rang awkwardly in Kurt's room, and he froze.
He knew exactly what it was.
"Oh..."
Blaine was laughing.
No, that wasn't a valid representation. Blaine was practically choking on his own spit as he bent low over the laptop, sniggering and bursting into spasms of laughter.
Kurt was flushing red, managing to mimic the same shade of a tomato. Now he understood where that statement came from.
Finally the video ended, and Blaine took a good ten minutes to stop laughing. Or choking. Or both.
"You done?" Kurt was slightly irritated, and embarrassed.
Blaine immediately sobered.
"Kurt, don't be pissy. It was...good."
Kurt just shook his head and Blaine took a minute to stifle his laughing again. Blaine sidled up behind Kurt, running his hands down Kurt's chest from above.
"Don't..." Kurt flinched away.
Blaine looked hurt. "Babe...I...I love the fact that you can perform Single Ladies - hell, I'd almost change my sexual orientation for the girls in that video on the sole fact that they can dance like that. But now there's no threat, because my extremely hot boyfriend can dance like that." Blaine nestled his face into Kurt's shoulder. "And will dance like that for me again."
Kurt's brows furrowed at Blaine, looking at him through the mirror.
"I..." Kurt muttered. "I got laughed at so much...for doing the Single Ladies dance at the football match," he narrowed his eyes. "It's not...something you easily let go of..."
Blaine actually looked worried, missing the glint of mirth in his eyes. "I'm sorry!" He bent down to Kurt's level, watching him with concerned eyes. "Can I make it up to you?"
"I can't think of any way that you could..." Kurt muttered, trying to hide a smile.
"I can."
Blaine stood and held his hand out for Kurt to take, and Kurt's eyes widened with delight, already anticipating his request.
"Teach me."
A/N: Eeeh! Thank you so much for all the amazing reviews - I normally reply to every single one, but my review system is being the biggest bitch in the world and won't get me do the quick replies like normal, so I'll only reply to the ones that ask a question, or...like, really touch me.