A/N: I love having fun with my fic and putting real life situations in there of certain folk I did a little something. I hope you enjoy!
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Sam's POV
When I pulled up in the driveway I saw two figures standing outside they started walking over to my car. "Where are Azimio and Ray?" I locked my door. "Puck and Lucky! What are you two doing here?"
"Work everyone is waiting inside movie night was awesome we were going to watching a featured film but with today's' latest editions to the fight movies we had fight night, myself, Luck, and Ray then part two was Denise and Mary she said they did both movies are 5 stars
"That's good to hear." We entered the house Mercedes jumped in my arms. "Hey baby." I kissed her forehead. "Evening everyone, why are you still here it is way late I have to be up by 6."
"We need to talk."
"Can't it wait to the morning I'm super tired it's going on eleven o'clock, is it serious?" The all nodded their heads. "Okay, priorities first before we talk how are you, TJ, and Alex?"
"I'm good, Alex J is still kicking up a storm her and her pet TJ's fine he's knocked out sleep with McConaughey in our bed."
"That's good, tell me what's going on." Stevie handed me two photos. "Who is this?"
"That's Skip before and after Tank hired a PI he was sitting outside across the street we don't know how long he was there because surveillance was down Deja said she saw him when she answered the door to get Alex J package around noon-ish."
"So, you are saying that he knows where we live?"
"Maybe so I took his phone sending out a tweet to Tank to let him know that we know, he hasn't showed up, I wouldn't if I got my ass beat so Lucky and I are crashing here for a while until we know it's safe to head back to LA."
"Cool." I scratched my head. "This man is going through hell and high water how many beat downs is he going to take to get the message."
"A lot more if you don't mind me asking what happened to your own private investigator?"
"Tank found out that he was being followed so Jack not his real name stepped off the case which left us hanging." I yawned stretching my arms up and out. "Which one of you is staying up all night?" Puck raised his hand. "How did I know? Puck if he shows up hit your target. Let's go baby."
"Y'all got jokes! I hit this target today!"
"Whatever it's only paper! It don't count."
I laughed shaking my head. "They gonna clown on him for that until he redeems himself." Mercedes closed kicked off my shoes. "There is my son hey TJ who you feel?"
"A little bit better, I'm going back to sleep."
I kissed his cheek. "Okay, night TJ, Mercedes come into the bathroom with me close the door."
"You already know what I'm going to say." She locked the door. "We should move he knows where we live."
"They said maybe it's a 50/50 we're not moving we didn't move the first time because of him and for damn sure we not moving this time. We're going to be okay trust me on this." I pushed her up against the door kissing her. "You trust me. Ow." Holding my stomach I sat on the side of the tub. "Alexandra J kicked me I think she knew what I wanted." I wiggled my eyebrows.
"Sam I have a headache."
Alexandra J's POV
PRAISE BREAK! MY MACHINE IS WORKING! All it needed was good kick I'm back in business. No more stick entry. I'm kicking them up and down. Hey! Let him use me.
Sam Stick – Hi Alex J don't worry Sam just wanted the head oooh yea. Deep, deep, deep, sorry I didn't mean to poke you.
Cinny – Weeee Weeee Weeeeee..
Cinny hop off daddy's dick! You know better. I'm just tired of them doing it without giving me at least a day's notice! He's shaking. Weeee that was fun! Do it again."
Sam Stick – I'm going Alex J until next time I done dropped all of my secret sauce.
Sam's Sperm – That was just a quickie he hasn't jiggled us in a few days. You got your pet; Cinny knows how to ride it.
Stop twerking Cinny I don't want to hear that go! Get out my house! So disrespectful! I'm still in the stages of redecorating from the last time my wallpaper got holes in them from when daddy sprayed up the place, my phone does cover water damage I didn't have that on my insurance see my boo is intelligent. I got to talk to Aunt Denise and Aunt Mary today and I told them I was on a good streak from not seeing daddy's stick that's over I got to tell Aunt Denise something just like I told glam-ma you not the one down here in the womb I got to suffer with that! If Uncle Stevie gets you pregnant your baby will go through the same thing Evans men are some freaks I have a little ditty dedicated to all the sticks of men and it goes, stay out stick stay out, stay stick stay out…
Sam's POV con'd
I rested my head on her shoulder. "I thought you were tired?"
"I thought you had a headache." I kissed her neck. "Yeah it was a quickie I'm not so tired no more, is your headache gone." I sucked on her breast.
"S-Sam stop."
TJ banged on the door. "Mommy and daddy! I threw up." Mercedes jumped off me adjusting her clothes. "What are you guys doing in there I heard low whimpering usually y'all turn on the shower and sinks?"
Arf [Sorry TJ that was me I was dreaming about Princess.]
"Where you listening at the door?"
He shook his head. "No, I was trying to get up in there to throw up but the door was locked so I threw up in the trash can a little bit got on the floor and my night clothes."
"Get the mop Sam this time…"
"I know, I know don't forget the water! Conniehey you have to pee if so come now."
Tank's POV
"Look at what they did to me. I look like Martin the episode he had all those big ass bumps on his face." I turned off the light. "I don't even want to see me. Sarah you were right, it was stupid of me to post his picture on my twitter."
"No shit." She tossed the peas on my face. "It's going to help with the swelling. Shane how did you not get injured?"
He kissed his teeth. "I spotted them I'm already injured I got shot.
"Motherfucker your ass got grazed by a bullet! They didn't do you like this. I'm too sexy to look like this. What should I next plan off attack be?"
"Put me in charge y'all can't seem to get anything right dumb and dumber you the dumb one Tank I dare you to hit me again I'm your little punching bag like them other bitches I let you hit me but tap me and see what happens."
"Come here put your face close enough to mine." I slapped her hard across the cheek. "Don't you ever call me dumb you the dumb one bitch! Trying to control shit! Sit your ass down I may be injured but I'm running shit! Go run away crying punk ass. This is what we going to do, we are going to do go to the mall every damn day in hopes of setting eyes on her."
"Why not go to their house?"
I rolled my eyes. "He doesn't remember the address, his film is ruined, he doesn't have his phone they fucked him up good it was Puck, Lucky, and Ray how I know. They sent me a photo with a few words, here is your receipt. I'm gonna use that on them. Punk asses."
Thursday..
Stevie's POV
"That's correct, all of your homework is done take it to daddy so he can sign it then I can get back to my story within this story. Ryan I can't believe you did that to Cyan she's not going to like that."
"Like what Deja?"
"Ryan put a hamster on Cyan chest while she was asleep." I laughed. "That sounds like you daddy."
"Um…J-JT let me check your homework."
"Daddy Deja already checked my homework, why are you turning red? Did you do that to mommy?"
"Let's not talk about that." I signed the paper. "Here I signed your homework go put it in your note; I mean homework in your binder."
"I overheard mommy conversation yesterday she told Mrs. Martin yesterday that shew as down about the news but laying her hands on Tank made her feel much better that she was taking the day off to go to the hatchet range to improve her speed and stamina. They don't close until 9 o'clock she's gonna stop off to get her veggie bowl which means JT and I have to bribe you with the following."
"What? I'm not doing another safari I still haven't gotten in the jets since we been back."
She whispered in his ear. "Daddy, Deja has been thinking about this long and hard that when mommy said that we could get a pet she said 1 land 1 sea, right?"
"Right that's what she said. Where are going at with this?"
"Mommy didn't specify she didn't say it was for one of us so JT can get a dog and a sea animal." I chewed on my lip. "Daddy you chewing on your lip that's the same thing Aunt Mercedes does when she's lying. I learned that from Uncle JJ, so JT gets a dog and turtle or I'm telling mommy about the hamster."
"No! You wouldn't?"
She picked up her phone. "Yes, I would mommy is my number one number it was Preston then Anna, daddy, and mom but she took my phone switching it back with a memo that said, "First off I am appalled after 48 hours of labor u would demote me to number three. I'm not Brenda I didn't throw u in the trash. Or leave u at the fire station. You can't treat me like this. Ugh. Where's my hatchet?"
"Yeah in her phone it's you, JT, and then me."
"I got a phone!" He turned his pockets inside out. "Since when she probably talking about the house phone because Jenny asked her if I had a phone and she said I didn't. So when am I getting my dog Lukas."
Arf [I'm getting a brother! I was just watching Barney where Baby Bop was singing about her brother Conniehey has been teaching me how to control my voice I have a ditty and it goes, my little brother he's my best friend I love it together when we play pretend but he will make me mad, but I'm glad he's my brother, my brother, my brother, I have a little brother.] Arf
"See Bailey wants a brother, don't you baby we can go now to get him a dog now mommy won't home for another 5 hours! She's riding cloud 9 despite her birthday being canceled. Let's go!"
TJ's POV
Day 2 I'm still sick which means another free day of no school. "Conniehey since I'm not in school today I still need to get my learn on so I'm going to be the teacher and you the student. Today's lesson is how to beat Tank's ass."
Arf [I love this topic already do we get props.]
"We get props to work with." I tossed my old bear on the floor. "This old bear was given to me by Tank and his mother Bertha." I sniffed it. "It stinks like the both of them overheard PawPaw tell Glam-ma that Tank had crabs whatever that is. Now we like to target his arms, legs, feet, his whole body is up for grabs."
Arf [Even his wee-wee I would bite it but I'll save it for Aunt Quinn I'd cross my paws but my thing still might be exposed.]
"Even his wee-wee some I read this story where this lady that's like Aunt Quinn said she would mount it up on her wall so no one could find it also she would set it on fire, sounds more of like Aunt Tana but it works. Okay imagine daddy, you and me are walking you."
Arf [Okay, is Princess with us?]
"We run into your boo Princess we see Tank walked down the street, you already told her about Tank what would you two do."
Grrrrrrrll Arf arf arf arf arf [Let me at him! Bite him! Bite him!]
"Go!" Conniehey bit the bears head off shaking out all its stuffing. "That's right! Shake him all about Show him who is the best bite his dusty crusty ass for what he did to my mommy. Take off his bitch ass leg."
"Thaddeus Joshua Evans." I jumped covering my mouth. "Come here. Tell me I didn't hear you say those words. Move your hand from your mouth. Answer me."
"Y-Yes, I'm sorry I just got caught up in teaching Conniehey how to beat up Tank I want him to be prepared for when his chance comes."
Arf [I'm in training.]
"Be quiet Conniehey. You know better your father and I had a talk with you about those words weeks ago this is your warning, if I hear you say any of those words again it's going to be you and me. Understand." I nodded my head. "You and Conniehey clean up this mess now granny is coming over to watch you grandma and I are going to the grocery store."
"Okay I'm going to get the trashcan from my bathroom Conniehey you start picking up things putting them in a pile." I grabbed the trashcan also the broom and dustpan. "I know you are wondering why mommy got me in check about those words."
Arf [Yes, I am but I'm still trying to get my feeling to not be hurt.]
I punched the limp bear. "Serves you right Tank remember the old house we lived in well Tank found out where we lived at because daddy's delusional ex-girlfriend Sarah not Aunt Denise Sarah she's nice you know the one where me and my brother Logan tossed fruit at her head and she got the big knot on it Logan spent the week, I should ask mommy if Parker could spend the weekend get to know my brother a little bit better anyway they showed they as in Tank and his cousin Rick, it was Uncle JJ, me, and J3 outside playing catch they had went to the grocery store he shouted my name I ran in the house J3 and Uncle JJ beat them down PawPaw came in I was standing by the door he asked me where JJ and J3 were I told them outside he asked who they were fighting he went outside, mommy came in asking where PawPaw was she shouted for daddy, granddaddy, Uncle Julius, and granny all of them went outside beating his butt I was cussing up a storm, she gave me a warning I didn't care I continued you until she popped me in my mouth she and daddy had a talk with me then Uncle Stevie broke out the hospital in his gown stopping off at McDonalds he didn't have any money so he asked Aunt Stacey for some money he still hasn't paid her back he talked to me too saying if I cursed again I'd lose my title of Mini Gamer VP. Pray mommy doesn't tell him, I love that title a lot like I love him." Conniehey licked my face. "Thank you for the kiss and here is one for you too. Mommy did hurt your feelings."
Arf [Get it right TJ feeling it was only one I feel better.]
"TJ! Where is my handsome grandson at?! Come on down here so I can see you!"
I rolled my eyes. "Oh lord Granny is here what tricks she up her sleeve." Conniehey ran out the room I followed him downstairs.
"Mom are you sure you don't want to join me and Mary on this grocery store run, it would be nice to hang out with you Puck and Lucky are here they can watch TJ."
"No, go ahead I'm going to kick back and hang out with TJ and Conniehey."
Arf [Yeah, right she got something up her sleeve and in her purse.]
"Okay, remember TJ has to take his medicine in the next twenty minutes I've set a timer and write you a reminder on the refrigerator, and on the door of Alexandra's room I know that's what you want to do while we're out, Kurt is coming by to start on that, leave him be. TJ any request from the store?"
Arf [I knew it.]
"Uncle Puck and Lucky at all of my puddings!" I slammed the refrigerator door. "Oh no! Ain't it just like family to just bust up in your house to eat all of your puddings? I want puddings mommy and a fake cash register from the toy aisle they gonna learn today!"
"We got you TJ, we're out Azimio and Ray let's roll! PawPaw is too cheap to get a caterer so we're making the food for the reception! Hi Kurt."
"Hey you two I'll you ladies once you return, TJ, Mama Jones, Puck, and Lucky hello." He closed the door. "TJ you feeling any better?"
"Uh-huh I'm up to 70%, why?"
"Great! Want to help me with Alexandra's room?"
"No, I'm going to help you that's my grandbaby I'll do it."
"Mama Jones she kicked for me so that mean I would do it."
"My daughter, my grandbaby I'm going to do it Alexandra didn't know what she was doing she meant to kick for me. Let's just ask TJ he'll solve the whole thing, TJ who did your little sister kick for me or Uncle Kurt."
I yawned. "A wise man once said my name is Bennett and I ain't in it!"
Arf [My name is Wess and I'm not in y'alls mess!]
Puck's POV
"Sorry TJ about your puddings, you think $20 will cover the cost of Lucky and me."
He tapped his cheek. "Add another more $20 and we got a deal didn't mommy leave you enough at the LA house?"
"We haven't been shopping, we been busy doing our own thing just ordering out. Lucky you got any money on you all I have are 1's and that's $25."
"I'll take that."
Lucky opened his wallet. "All I got is Benjamin Franklin."
"I'll take that too, nice doing business with you gentlemen just remember $1 for each cup of pudding you eat those are my after school snacks."
"Sorry TJ, can I get back my change."
"No, this is interest I know you gonna break into the new pack once it cross the door, y'all gonna be around for that, you heard I met my brother."
"Yeah, we heard how was that?"
"It was pretty weird I thought I was his only ex-child I don't claim him as my daddy no more, he told me I got more brothers and maybe even a sister. He's been laying it low spreading it wide."
"Oh, didn't Mama Braxton say that I remember she told their daddy that."
"Uh-huh, Aunt Stacey said that about Tank."
We heard crash and as cream. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"
"We are going to do it like this! I don't even like the color Alexandra wouldn't even like that color she don't want to fairies on her wall."
"Man! They at it again I already broke up one fight I'm not breaking up another one."
"Mama Jones put down the paint brush! Put it down!"
"I gotta go! Conniehey be my backup!"
Arf [I'm already ahead of you.]
"Preston is truly a blessing he did the dirty work for us without actually doing the dirty work we have the numbers of all of Tank's children with Mercedes doing It's Unique let's call the ladies to do a show we gotta to run it by Unique first, keep his name out there they did an interview with Juju she was also on The KiJay Smith Show we just don't want to let it not be known, he has a little following that are giving him money he finally reached 2k."
"Just two thousand." He tuned the laptop to face him. "Didn't Alex J raise that in one day?"
"Yeah, I heard that Mercedes tried to take it down Alex J beat her to the punch or she was reported that it was a fetus running a GoFundMe account. TV show it is let's check the app to see where he is at now. He just sent a text to Mercedes phone, I'm coming to get my son. Come and get him all you want there we'll be waiting to beat that ass again."
Denise POV
"Girl I can't wait to get inside this house Stevie and the kids are gone, Hammy is back with his owner I can relax and just not thinking about doing anything but reading. Got that good work out in I'll call you later to plan my mini birthday party I'm bummed that they are renovating. You want to hang out? You are bus on my birthday you were free when…okay you made other plans. I'll figure out something. Bye." I threw my phone on the couch. "Where did they go? No note JT finished his homework." I opened the backdoor. "Bailey! Where is that vicious little dog nibbling on my toe like I'm some food? I told Stevie to not get them a pet. She gone too excellent I don't like her anyway. Just me, my veggie bowl and The Flash!" I ate my food catching the itis. "I'm too tired to go upstairs I'm just going to catch me in a little…zzz…Man this is another family dream! I want to have a dream about me beating Tank! I'll just have to deal again. I love my family."
Stevie fixed him a plate. "Stevie! Why are you doing that? You have to wait until the rest of the guests show up to eat that goes for you too JT and TJ."
"Auntie I am a guest." He smiled. "Want one JT?"
"If I were you I'd put that down you, thank you. Mercedes, Sam, Mama Evans, Pops, mommy I'm glad you call could make it to the baby shower!"
"We wouldn't miss this for the world! How many more weeks?"
"That doctor said that he could come any day now I'm anticipating his little arrival." Finally a dream I'm pregnant in because that last dream.
"Where is Deja and Preston? They are coming right."
"She just called me they are only 4 minutes away. I wish she hurries up I'm starvin' like Marvin may TJ and I go outside to wait for them."
"Yeah go ahead. Stevie you got my Rolos along with the pickles and hot sauce. What kind of craving is that, that's more along the lines of Deja, she better not be…when I was carrying her all I craved were my mother's fried chicken wings."
The door flew open. "Deja and her belly are here! Look at how cute it is! Hi PJ Uncle JT here."
"I'm not pregnant! Deja's pregnant tell me that she's engaged, married or she graduated college Deja is pregnant! Oh no! This is a nightmare!"
"No baby she's only a sophomore!"
"Hi mommy, mommy, mommy….mommy.."
"No, no, no, Deja you gotta graduate, engaged, marry, then a baby! I'm too young to be a grandma." Something wet licked my face I opened my eyes. "Who is…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I fell off the couch. "It is tasting me! Who dog is that?! Deja why do you have a dog JT you too, we aren't dog sitting for anyone. Get them two away from me. I thought we only agreed on 1 dog 1 land animal."
"Mommy Lukas just wanted to introduce himself. He's my dog. We're going up to my room I have introduce him to his cousin Conniehey."
Arf [Hi mommy.]
Deja kissed my check. "Night mommy gonna tell your granddog good night. Fine your eye don't have to twitch daddy I just want to thank you for letting Hammy eat off mommy chest. You're the best."
"Stevie you mean to tell me that you saw Hammy eating off my chest! I could have been bit had little teeth marks all over me and you is this because of no jets you still not getting no jets! I'm going to bed with the door closed! 2 dogs! Y'all can sleep here I'm going to stay with Mary." I pulled picked up my phone. "Mary, I'm coming over to spend the night, lizard! Oh never mind that is really some foolishness while I got you on the line you coming to my party, you can't! Bye. I can't stay there Simon lost his lizard she's outside in the car."
"Oh lord AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….HE'S IN THE CAR!" Stevie opened the door. "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! He's crawling on my back! He's on my back!"
"Stevie go help her go chase her down."
"Alright. Mary! Wait for me!"
I locked the door behind him. "Serves you right Stevie you are suppose to love me not feed me to the animals. I can't foolishness."
"John here is the lizard, y'all have a good night." He turned the door knob. "The door is locked the light is on, Denise baby! I know you in there." I turned off the light. "Oh no! I'm sorry! I Really I am. Denise…Denise…"
Friday…
Dejanae's POV
"She's up in the bedroom watching her favorite show The Flash or reading a book, I'm going to try to get her out is you guys are already there I wish I could meet up with you tomorrow will do. Okay. Bye." I walked into the bedroom. "Mom, let's go out."
"No." She blew her nose. "Everyone is busy on my birthday your father is busy, JT is busy even the Simon's lizard is busy. I can't get anyone to hang with me."
"Why am I here? I want to hang with you. Come on mommy. It can be girls day out just you and me get dressed we'll do what you want."
"Even if that means us going to the juice bar."
I faked a smile. "Yeah, the juice bar! Wooo."
"Great I'll go get dressed. What should I wear?"
"Causal will do mom we're not doing anything fancy just a mother daughter hang out day. Where is that blindfold." I opened the draws. "What is this? Eww it's vibrating. I'll just use my own. I'm traumatize I don't even want to ask."
"Ask about what? Did you go through my drawers?"
"N-No I'm going to my room to grab something I'll be right out." I grabbed the blindfold running down the stairs. "Yeah, I look good. Perfect. Mom, before you get in my car I'm going to need to blindfold you."
"No, last time I was blindfolded you, JT, and your father thought it was funny that my life was in danger! I'm not wearing a blindfold Deja the answer is no."
"You have to we're not going to a zoo, petting zoo, or any stores that has animals. Trust me on this we already got our extra pets you're safe for now if you don't like what I have planned for you, you can ground me for a month but if you love it you have to let me go out with Preston alone without the little chaperons. Deal?" I extended my hand. "Shake on it you agree to it."
She sighed. "Okay, I don't know what I just agreed to but go ahead and blindfold me."
"Great!" I tied the blindfold. "Can you see anything?" I kissed Preston. "Did you see that?"
"See what I can't see anything I am wearing a blindfold. Get me in this car to take me shopping I know that's what you're going to do."
"That's what you think. How did you feel when you found out that your birthday was canceled."
"I felt some kind of way, I want to tell all of them the following that they all sulk and I only have my baby girl to hang out with and Preston, I know he's here, hi Preston."
"I don't know." He mouthed. "Hi Mrs. Evans, Happy Birthday, how old are you going to be?"
"I'm in my mid 30s 3 kids I'm robbing the cradle but age Aaliyah said Age Ain't Nothing but A Number." We pulled up the building. "Why are we stopping we're here already."
"Yup, I'm going to help you out, Preston is going to lead you inside I have to use the restroom." I ran in the building. "Guys my mother is here! Preston is helping her inside once she gets in and I tell her to remove her blindfold you know what to do I'm going to count down."
"Where did she go at? Can I take this thing off now?
"In a little bit."
"3, 2, 1, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
She snatched of her blindfold "OH MY GOODNESS! You ….I can't…just…this isn't no foolishness! No wonder you couldn't hang out with me you were here! Who did this?!"
"ME! I love you mommy! This is my birthday present to you! I hope you have a wonderful party and night also Jenny wants me to say go back and read your DM. Here is the mic Aunt Mary."
"Thank you. What can you say about a woman like Denise? She's beautiful, confident, and goes after her dreams. Denise has a kind heart and a caring spirit. She knows what's right and holds on to it as hard as she can... Sometimes to the annoyance of some ahem- Deja but that's what makes Denise so unique, so strong, so funny, and so awesome! Sarah, your turn."
"How would I describe my friend Denise, there is only one word to sum her up, fabulous. Happy Birthday! I'm singing Up-Town Funk."
"It's my birthday and I'll be kicking off this karaoke session, give me My Prerogative."
Arf [Happy Birthday Aunt Denise]
Arf [Happy Birthday Grandma.]
Arf [Happy Birthday Grandma.]
Meow [Where is the damn cake?]
TJ's POV
"You want me to read this Jenny, okay. All of you are cordially invited to the nuptials of my PawPaw and Glam-ma on tomorrow where they will be united as one. In the words of my cousin Deja this is gonna be one awkward wedding. We'll pick up Aunt Denise karaoke party tomorrow!
A/N: Surprise Denise! I had to do this! Happy Early birthday until tomorrow iamJLS (: