A/N: First thing first HAPPY BORN DAY DENISE! 25 looks good on you! Picking it up where we left off at! Let's go!
Happy Reading! (:
Jenny's POV
"What is up everyone I am here at the semi grand opening of PawPaw's juke joint Jolo flying solo we don't know if it has a name or not but anyway partying it up with the birthday girl Denise, I got to talk to her before she went into her encore performance of My Prerogative this is what she had to say actually she didn't say anything all she did was scream and shake both of her hands, I can tell that she's excited coming up next to perform a duet is Deja and Mary see what I did was ask them what is their favorite songs to do karaoke too imagine my surprise when they both said that they love Alicia Keys, If I Ain't Got You, I know who Deja is going to sing to and Mary as well we're going to listen in, go ahead!
"Some people live for the fortune some people live just for the fame some people live for the power, yeah some people live just to play the game some people think that the physical things define what's within and I've been there before but that life's a bore so full of the superficial."
"Some people want it all but I don't want nothing at all if it ain't you, Preston if I ain't got you, baby some people want diamond rings some just want everything but everything means nothing if I ain't got you, yeah."
"They sound good uh-oh here comes Denise to snatch the mic from Deja's hands, oh she took off running! I would tell you to run but she might come over here to get me in line. Okay, she tossed the mic, Rachel caught it. Someone take it out her hand she's going to bore us with Broadway ditties! He got it! Dwight just gave me the thumbs up, the party is saved! Denise got a lot of presents. Dwight and Mary are up there to sing, while they do that I'm going to see what she got."
"Baby come as you are with just your heart and I'll take you in your rejected and hurt to me you're worth what you have within"
Now I don't need no superstar cause I'll accept you as you are you won't be denied cause I'm satisfied with the love that you can inspire you don't have to be a star, baby, to be in my show you don't have to be a star, baby, to be in my show…"
"Let me see what is in the first bag, it's from oh Sarah. Something from the Secret of Victoria! Smell good y'all she like smelling good. Some dog, it's a fake rat in this one. The person singing next sounds like TJ." I turned around. "It is TJ."
"When I had you I treated you bad and wrong my dear and girl since, since you been away dontcha know I sit around with my head hangin' down and I wonder who's lovin you I, I, I, I should have never ever, ever made you cry and girl since, since you been gone dontcha know I sit around with my head hangin' down and I wonder who's lovin you…"
"That boy sho' is good! Denise Karaoke Party Jam is going down wish you all could be here but you weren't invited so vicariously through me and the radio you are here dance it up in the bathroom, the bedroom, the kitchen while you frying chicken, in the bed don't matter we're going to take a special break no commercials just this an announcement."
"Thank you Jenny want you all to know that on tomorrow me and my boo, my baby the one that gave me her digits across the screen on the news are tying the knot yeah it's gonna be a big shindig if you want to come tickets are still first come first serve basis! I tasted the majority of the food everything is good especially the cake I ate all of it they're going to have to layer another. The number is…just call that and pick it up at the front door."
"Good we are back from outer of space! This party is jumping! Coming up next to sing is Gabby and Jazzy with The Boy Is Mine… who they singing about."
"Jazzy you need to give it up TJ's had about enough it's not hard to see that he is mine I'm sorry that you seem to be confused TJ belongs to me TJ is mine must you do the things you do you keep on acting like a fool you need to know it's me not you and if you didn't know it's cause it's true."
"Jazzy I think that you should realize and try to understand why he is a part of my life I know it's killing you inside."
"Gabby you can say what you wanna say what we have you can't take from the truth you can't escape I can tell the real from the fake."
"Jazzy when will you get the picture you are the past his future get away it's my time to shine if you didn't know TJ is mine…Jazzy TJ don't want you, you got JT."
"No I don't I dumped his ass last week he pushed another girl on the swings I told him not to do that! He knows better I'm back in the running for TJ, Thadmine will be in full affect! Tomorrow! When we walk down the aisle isn't that right." Jazzy pushed Gabby. "What you are you going to do about it?"
"I'm going to do this." Gabby walked back behind the curtain running jumping on Jazzy back. "I can't stand you…."
"In the words of Mary oh lord they are fighting! Someone get the little tikes off the stage! Gabby and Jazzy play nice! Here comes Monica and Tana to break the up, I got the next singer to the stage, we have Sarah, she's busting out the running man, already Uptown Funk! I'm too hot, hot damn!"
"This hit that ice cold Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold this one, for them hood girls them good girls straight masterpieces stylin', while in livin' it up in the city got Chucks on with Saint Laurent got kiss myself I'm so pretty I'm too hot (hot damn) called a police and a fireman I'm too hot (hot damn) make a dragon wanna retire man I'm too hot (hot damn) say my name you know who I am I'm too hot (hot damn) am I bad 'bout that money break it down girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo) girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo) girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo) 'cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you 'cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you 'cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you Saturday night and we in the spot don't believe me just watch (come on)"
"Enough of my POV I'm kicking it to my boy TJ, gonna look some more through her presents Denise won't mind or will she? What she gonna do with this?"
TJ's POV
"Mommy Ms. Sarah got vocals. Are you and daddy gonna sing a song together?"
"You want as to?"
"Yes! You and daddy got vocals I saw these two people that looked like you on that show called Glee and they sang a duet it was Human Nature, I know you already did it but y'all can do it again or another song. Will you?"
Daddy kissed mommy's hand. "Yes we'll sing a duet together I have the perfect song." He whispered in her ear. "You like?"
"I love it."
Arf [I want to sing.]
Arf [Me too!]
Arf [Me 3!]
"Hey Bailey, Conniehey, and Lukas where is Lord Tubbington." They turned around. "Why is Lord Tubbington near all of the cakes? He licked one!"
Meow [This is whipped icing nasty where is the buttercream!]
"Uncle Stevie." I tugged his shirt. "I need to tell you something out of ear shot of Aunt Denise, hey birthday auntie I liked your performance my lessons are working but you need to save your vocals for PawPaw's wedding."
"I am thank you TJ. What do you have to tell Uncle Stevie that you can't tell me?"
I nervously laughed. "It's between uncle and nephew no aunties allowed Glam-ma needs your assistance in picking a song to sing."
"Here I come Monica this party bumping!"
"What you got to tell me TJ?"
"Lord Tubbington has licked one of the cakes! I think it was Aunt Denise caramel cake I could be wrong might wanna go check that out."
Meow [Ooh Caramel cake!]
"Get down, boogie oogie oogie get down, boogie oogie oogie get down, boogie oogie oogie get down…"
"LORD TUBBINGTON GET AWAY FROM THE CAKES! You are a cat why did Brittany start you on table food I'll never understand, go ahead get down! It's okay everyone the cakes are alright! The cakes are fine!"
Someone blew into the mic. "Is this thing on? It is, this song isn't among the listed songs so I'm going to sing it anyway. Sing it with me if you know it and know it with you sing with me."
"Oh Aunt Mary is going to slay us! Sing Aunt Mary!"
"There's a quiet storm and it never felt like this before there's a quiet storm that is you there's a quiet storm and it never felt this hot before giving me something that's taboo sometimes I think you're just too good for me you give me the sweetest taboo that's why I'm in love with you with you, you give me the sweetest taboo too good for me sometimes I think you're just too good for me."
I cupped my hands around my mouth. "Get off the stage Aunt Mary! Booooo! No one likes Sade!" I ran up on the stage. "Aunt Mary I love you but you have put the crowd to sleep. Deja is sitting on Preston's lap and Aunt Dense hasn't even moved. Look at what you did! Now I got to fix it."
"No you don't TJ fix this I love this sweet."
"Sorry boo but I got to fix this I know my little sister is asleep. Conniehey, Bailey, and Lukas come on up on stage with me we have to wake up the crowd. Jenny! Jenny! She done fell asleep standing up, who let the dogs out!"
"Arf, arf arf arf arf…."
Arf [This is my jam!]
Alex J's POV
Thank you TJ for getting this party back jumping again Aunt Mary must want me to kick her and that warbling mumbling Sade Aunt Denise should feel some kind of way it's her party.
"Alex who let the dogs out..woof woof woof…"
When is AJ coming out kick, kick, kick when is AJ coming out kick, kick, kick, kick Hey who changed the music!
"Everyone want to thank to Deja for throwing this awesome party for her mother Mercedes and I are not trying to bring down the house but this next song she and I are going to sing means a lot to us because we are Reunited.
"I was a fool to ever leave your side me minus you is such a lonely ride the breakup we had has made me lonesome and sad I realize I love you 'cause I want you bad, hey, hey.."
"I spent the evening with the radio regret the moment that I let you go our quarrel was such a way of learning so much I know now that I love you 'cause I need your touch, hey, hey."
"Reunited and it feels so good reunited 'cause we understood there's one perfect fit and, sugar, this one is it we both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey…"
They better be singing about love and not about getting it on I finished redecorating a couple hours ago I don't want all my hard work to go down the drain!
Sam's Stick: Just to be massaged by you girl…
Mercedes Vijayjay: You can lick me up and down I won't say stop you can play with my two lips make 'em real hot!
*clears throat* Get out of my POV it's not y'all time to shine it's my time! I don't want to hear about either of y'all being licked or sticked! I got to call Jenny again I'm troubled by this. Cinny call Jenny.
Cinny – Call Jenny it's ringing.
"I had a feeling she'd call me. Hello AJ and Cinny what do I owe this call?"
Tell her I feel some kind of way about the stick and vijajay talking.
Cinny – She told me to tell you that she feels some kind of a way about the stick and vijajay talking.
"Cinny tell that fetus if she wants to talk to me she can tell me herself hop over there better yet put me on speaker phone. AJ listen here the folk requested for a stick entry.
Tell them they not down here I am Cinny keep riding it like it's a carnival ride I fixed my machine no more stick entry until I squeeze up out of her. Hello, hello! She hung up on me! Call her back you don't hang up on the fetus!
Mercedes POV
"Sam is you about ready to go? We have a full day tomorrow. I'm all sung and danced out, go JT and TJ so we can get going."
"Alright."
"Denise, Sam, TJ, JT and I are about to head out we had a blast, whatever you and Stevie have planned tonight don't go too late into the morning."
"We won't. Are you and Sam going to try to squeeze one in or not?"
I bit my lip. "Can't believe I'm saying this but we got ours in last night a little stress sex always does a body good. Deja has a key already. JT tell your folks later and you'll see them tomorrow. Ray, Azimio we're leaving. Deja's curfew is 11 o'clock."
"Right she and Preston dipped out not too long ago if she's not home stand in the street wait for her then call me I'll get on her case tomorrow. Behave JT." She pulled him into a hug. "I feel fur on me. Aahh."
"Mom it's only Lukas."
"My life still was in danger. Bye guys."
"Bye." Sam grabbed my hand. "You sleepy too baby?"
"Just a little bit that soul train line did a number on me, PawPaw and his platform shoes was a risk a few hours before he says I do. Get in buckle yourselves in." He opened my door. "For you baby."
"Thank you." I pulled down the visor. "TJ buckle your seatbelt. You guys had fun?"
"Yes! Mommy was so surprised this was her first surprise birthday party there is going to be more."
"She looked surprise too her party would have been even better if Deja would have got my boy Benny the Bull."
"TJ I don't think Benny the Bull would have been good at this party, he doesn't talk."
"True but some of those performers made my ears bleed after you two sang everyone else was on slow decline makes me wish Simon would have bought Scream along."
"TJ who is scream?"
"His lizard." JT and TJ both said. "He's cool but Aunt Mary doesn't like him."
Arf [She doesn't like me either I'm not green and scaly I'm black, white and furry it runs in the family.]
Arf [You're going to have to school me on being an Evans dog.]
Arf [No problem I'll show you a few things tonight but I need my beauty sleep.]
Arf [Me too.]
"We're home! We're going to take baths, brush our teeth, then we can play video games, mommy you and Alex J gonna watch them play?"
"Yes, I am." They darted in the house. "No they did not strip out their clothes going up to TJ's bathroom. Sam…"
"I got it baby, you go change out of your clothes, meet us in the game room." Sam picked up their clothes to check on them I took a quick bath meeting back up with them in the game room. "I'm going to grab some snacks go pick a game."
"We can play Mario Kart Wii or Wii Bowling? Mommy what you think?"
"I'm not playing but I like Mario Kart, its fun, quick, and hilarious."
"She's right, Mario it is I'm mini Mario."
Sam sat the snacks and drinks on the table. "Boys got some drink, pudding a few Oreos gonna have to brush your teeth again it's worth it. JT we have a rule in the game room that is knock mustache head off the road I still feel some kind of way after what he did to me."
"Baby it's just a pixelated character."
"Still...dogs tired." I nodded my head. "Feels better."
"Yes, they do. TJ throw the banana there you go."
"PawPaw's wedding do you know what he has planned, he hasn't even had a rehearsal dinner or a walkthrough this will be a catastrophe all I didn't even pick out my outfit he did all of that."
"Yeah, he told me just to show up and get dressed, you know the colors, Deja helped him plan this?"
"AUNTIE I'M HOME! Oh they you four are sorry for yelling." She plopped down on the sofa. "Preston and I had fun with our little girl didn't we? Yes, we did. What's wrong? Did my mother call?"
"No, she's too busy getting doing you know what, your aunt and I were talking about PawPaw's wedding you helped him plan for it, why wasn't there a rehearsal dinner or run through?"
"PawPaw and I came to some differences he was being cheap with it, he said he wanted the cake to be an Oreo cake he caught wind that I was helping Glam-ma but he shut that down we have been out of the loop, whatever goes down tomorrow it's all him."
"Sam I'm not ready."
PawPaw's POV
Today is my wedding day I planned everything myself and it's going to be great! "I look sharp. This gold suit brings out my skin I look like a walking golden globe. Guys you all look great."
"PawPaw this suit isn't my size looks like I have on extra high, high waters!"
"It looks good on you turn around you got wedgie just squat it's sure to come out. How do I look?"
"Like a Magnum extra crispy." J3 pulled out his wedgie. "Where is the photographer grandpa? You need pictures to remember your wedding."
"Here." He opened the box. "Grandpa this is a throwback Polaroid! I'm not even going to ask where you are going to tell us."
"Yup, I was at the thrift store it was in one of those bags I paid $2.35 for that. Steal huh even came with the film. You can't beat that."
"Huh-huh, gramps if we are dressed in all gold too what suit does TJ…" The door opened. "Oh my!"
"Don't start with me Uncle JJ I look like a skinny Barney or a purple radish. PawPaw why did you have to get me a purple suit! I mean look at me! I can't even exhale if I do I'm probably gonna pop a button."
"You fine, let me take your photo, say JaPawnica." I snapped the photo. "Ooh it flashed in my face what's all those little dots on you, TJ you don't look so well."
"I'm good PawPaw if we look like this I wonder what the ladies look like."
"We'll see them in a little bit someone help me tie my shoes I can't bend over I'm afraid to." Puck tied my shoes. "Thank you Puck."
"No problem PawPaw why didn't you want to bend over?"
"I bent over one time before I farted and I ripped a hole in my pants I wasn't wearing any underwear so all of me was out for the ladies to see got them sewn back good."
"Daddy are you ready." Joshua busted out laughing. "I'm glad I picked my own suit you guys look terrible, TJ."
"Not me not today where is my pillow for the rings. PawPaw this is my pillow from my bed! How did you get it? I was looking for it."
"I came by one day while you were in school and I took it, you can get it back after the ceremony we're following you son. I'm the line leader."
We entered the sanctuary Mary was singing Ave Marie. "Ave Maria, gratia plena. Maria, gratia plena Maria, gratia plena Ave, ave dominus, Dominus tecum…"
"Mary what are you singing! I thought we decided on Ava Maria!"
"Dad it is Ava Maria shush! Here they come." I stepped out in the aisle snapping a photo. "Daddy get back up here, is that a Polaroid?"
"Yup just fan the picture for me. Here Josh take some photos. Y'all look good."
"Grandpa these dresses are cheap! Got my skin all itchy glad I bought a change of clothes."
"Shush, here comes Deja and Jazzy."
"Daddy instead of flowers you got Deja and Jazzy throwing down sunflower seeds! Deja not throw hers she's cracking them spitting them in her basket. Stop for your pictures." He snapped their photos. "Here Deja fan this, nice bow." She rolled her eyes. "Sorry I'm not the one that picked it out. Oh my goodness! PawPaw! What did you do to Monica's dress?! What song is she coming down the aisle to?"
"I let hammy do it up. You like. Drunk In Love… She been drinking, she been drinking she get filthy when that liquor get into her I been thinking, I been thinking why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby? I want you, na na why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby? I want you, na na.."
"He nibbled holes in the breast part! Here breast are!" I patted his shoulder. "This is too much!"
"It's just right. I like it baby."
She nudge in my side. "Herbie your damn hamster nibbled holes in my dress! I know he's here! He ran out the dress."
"Go ahead son let's get this over with. We are here today to join these two in holy matrimony I did have a full thing written out but I'm tweaking the service, Denise is going to come sing a selection and segue right into the another song as the light the unity candle."
"Nuts! Hot nuts! Anybody here wanna buy my nuts? Selling nuts, hot nuts I've got nuts for sale ah, they tell me your nuts is mighty small best to have small nuts than no nuts at all selling nuts, hot nuts, you buy 'em from the peanut man look what you can get cheap! Only five cents boys! Nice and brown, too! Everybody's crazy about my nuts! Selling nuts! Hot nuts! Anybody here wanna buy my nuts? Selling nuts, hot nuts I've got nuts for sale now you see that man all dressed in brown he's got the hottest nuts in town selling nuts, hot nuts, you buy 'em from the peanut man… Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you that is how I know you go on far across the distance and spaces between us you have come to show you go on.."
"My heart will go on! Daddy say your vows so y'all can kiss. This is some foolishness. There go hammy!"
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….."Denise and Mary ran out the building. "Oh Lord! He's running after us!"
"Hammy is eating him some sunflower seeds. Monica I knew from the moment you sent me your number that you were my boo I'm thankful for Tank showing up to the station if so I would have never met you."
"Herbie the love of my life I love you, you make me want to go out and redo this wedding over tomorrow you, you are loveable, caring, and cheap, you can't keep a pet alive to save your own life. I look forward to spending the rest of your days with you."
"TJ the rings."
"Catch granddaddy." He tossed the rings.
"Daddy you go these rings from the machines at the grocery store! Here slide them on your fingers! Rings y'all the wed. PawPaw you may now kiss your bride! I know pronounce to you for the first time Mr. and Mrs. Herbie Jones Esquire III."
A/N: PawPw is married now! I wonder what Tank is up too. Until tomorrow iamJLS