A/N: The fetus wants to kick off my chapter so here is AJ. *kick, kick, kick, kick twirls in the belly* I just wanted to kick my fans you know what I mean y'all can't get enough of me I'm down here with Cinny partying it up like it's 1999 or whatever year it is. Jenny wants me to say let's go any purchases y'all want let me know…what you mean no. *kick kick* Sorry I just had to kick Jenny she's being rude right now okay go read I'm going to call Jenny you better answer your phone. *KICK*
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TJ's POV
"Today will be the second best day of school, Uncle Stevie teaching the class about video games is number 1 and today is the field trip to the pumpkin patch, J3 is coming with me today. You wanna be in my group Mikey G, Malachi and Max?"
"Yeah, I want to but what about your boo Gabby. She gonna be in there too?"
"I don't know it's trouble on the swings I know Glam-ma is coming with Jazzy she might pick Gabby to be in her group she can fix their lives. I got to ask Ms. Toles a question be right back." I walked over to her desk. "Ms. Toles I have to ask you something."
"What do you have to ask me TJ?"
"Do you have a boo?"
"TJ, why would you ask me that?" She stood up. "Did Mikey G put you up to this?"
"No way this is all TJ."
I shrugged. "What? I'm asking for my cousin J3 he's been having a lot of misses more than hits my glam-ma burned him for my PawPaw they got married a few weeks ago, Ms. Sarah didn't give him the time of day, you cute and pretty. I'm just trying to help him out."
"Well…"
"Hey guys M to the 3rd power! Where never mind I see him" He poked in my side. "TJ my favorite little cousin, who is this?" He removed his hat. "Aren't you going to introduce me to her?"
"Sure…J3 this is my teacher Ms. Toles, Ms. Toles my cousin J3."
He kissed her hand. "Nice to meet you TJ told me his teacher was cute but he meant drop dead gorgeous."
"Thank you J3 you can remove your lips off my hand."
"Oh, I'm sorry I was just lost in the beauty that is Ms. Toles, TJ go back to your table I'm going to help her with attendance if she doesn't mind." He picked me up setting me down. "Run off TJ."
I whispered in his ear. "I put in a good word for you J3 don't mess this up if you do I can't help you anymore."
"How is he doing?"
"He's trying to hard he needs to act cool, hi glam-ma!" I gave her a hug. "How was your honeymoon with PawPaw?"
"We went to separate places he went to the local beach I went to the Bahamas I was not having a staycation in my city after that wedding I felt some kind of way. The cake was Oreo cookies and you couldn't get another! I said I wasn't going to dwell on it, calm down Monica, Jazzy, get off that boy!"
"Thank God it's not me!" I returned to my table. "Mikey G tell me how it was being in Jazzy arms."
"You should have told me she has a tight grip she kissed me on my cheek. I'm going to catch cooties!"
"I've been kissed a lot of times by Jazzy and Gabby I haven't catch cooties it was my birthday party that's when I knew that Gabby and Jazzy were crazy over me!"
"Nooo way! How does Gabby kiss?"
"Pretty good and don't get any ideas Malachi those lips belong to me!" I shook my fist. "I mean it you can have Jazzy."
He slouched in his chair. "I'll wait kissing at that serious anyway."
"Class today we are going to the pumpkin patch, TJ's cousin is going to take attendance you know the drill. J3 take it away."
"Cool. Ms. Toles is present." He blew a kiss. "And my future with everything in between she can ring my bells." Glam-ma tossed a book at his feet. "Who is throwing books?"
"Darn it I was aiming towards his head. J3 take the attendance and stop flirting I'm going to give Ms. Toles your number I promise this time."
"Mala…what you mean this time? You didn't give Sarah my number no wonder she didn't call or text me back you wrong about that yet you can air your phone number over the news stringing us guys along then have all your goodies out on Sam and Mercedes couch!" J3 nervously laughed. "Sorry class she had some snacks out not her goodies. Right TJ."
"I don't recall y'all can stop looking at me. Geesh!"
Ms. Toles took the attendance sheet. "Thank you J3 for somewhat helping I'll do the rest you can sit down." She brushed her forehead. "I'm going to have to remember to take my pills along with me. TJ remind me will you." I gave her thumbs up. "Thank you. "She took the rest remainder of the attendance. "Everyone is here I'm going to run this down to the main office in the meantime Monica you can read a book that came highly suggested by Max, it's called, Where Will Went…The Big Story of little Sperm! Everyone sit on the mat."
"Willy was a little sperm, he lived inside Mr. Browne, he lived inside Mr. Brown just here…he lived with 300 million spery and they all lived in Mr. Brown at the same address. At school Willy wasn't very good at sums 54 + 135 um 10. But he was very good at swimming so was Butch. Soon it would be time for the Great Swimming Race. Willy practiced every day"
"And so did Mr. Brown he was playing with himself."
"But so did the other 300 million sperm and so did Butch. But there was only one prize – a beautiful egg the egg was inside Mrs. Bowne. At last the day of the Great Swimming Race arrived. The teacher gave them all a pair of goggles and a number and two maps. The first map showed inside Mr. Brown, the second showed inside Mrs. Browne, so sperm get those maps ready the race is coming up. That very night Mr. and Mrs. Browne joined together. The teacher cried, "Go!" and the Great Swimming Race Began." Abby raised her hand. "Yes, Abby."
"That little shriveled up limp thing, that's a dick I only know because I overheard my mommy and doing it and she said, "your dick is so big deeper", how deep does it go?"
"The buses are here!"
"Aunt Denise would call those two parts touching a gateway mommy and daddy gateway each other all of the time."
Unknown POV
"Tank called me saying he and his wife are on their way his buddy couldn't make it yeah, I don't know what to talk about just start at the top work my way in. They just pulled up I'll call you back." He opened the door. "Welcome hello, nice to see you again Tank and you are."
"I'm Mrs. Tank." She hugged him. "I liked what you did with the place it far better than what Mercedes did to it."
"Right Mercedes didn't do much she let my son just rip and run around drawing on the walls. Did you see any of that?"
"No, I didn't. Here is your rent it's all there I have some light refreshments for us." Tank opened all the cabinets. "You don't have any booze up in here. We like to drink! You got glasses, Sarah pour him a cup."
"No, no, no I don't drink. What are you looking for?"
"Like I told you I was looking for some booze." Tank opened the microwave. "Checking for some food."
"All the food is on the table you trying to really see if I'm a detective or not, I told you guys once that I'm not. Believe me on this for real!"
"Okay, if you say so you will take this drink." He filled it to the top. "Here drink it."
"But…."
"Motherfucker drink this drink. Now!" Tank put it in his hand. "Put it to your lips. Open. Gulp this shit down. There you go. Cover your mouth while you are coughing. Tell us do you know Mercedes."
"No." He covered his mouth. "I don't know her."
"Are you sure?" Tank picked up unknown's phone. "I can look through your contacts and won't see her."
"Yeah go ahead. She's not in there."
Tank handed the phone off to Sarah. "Here look through this. This house isn't bugged is it?"
"No, no it's not bugged, why are you over there by my plants? I just watered them look at the floor."
"Get a mop clean that up you'll be alright." He poured him another cup. "Drink this don't say shit. Tell Me where does Mercedes lives at?"
"I don't know." He smacked him. "For real I don't know her! Why are you doing this to me?"
"I'm just playing with you sorry about smacking you I needed to take out my frustrations on someone and I can't hit my wife." He kissed her on the cheek. "I'm just recovering from being beat up on, sit down. I was at the mall doing some shopping I hired my own PI because they hired one to follow me but I found him out you know this day after I hired mine, his name was Skip they beat him up we've been laying low so my bumps could come down and Sarah ran into the door."
"Wow, wow that's bad. Is this the first time you've beat?"
"Fuck no! This is the first time they got me this good! See we're trying to …."
"Why are you pulling him out the door?" Sarah pulled Tank out the door. "Where are you guys going?"
"Something came up we'll see you next month. Bye!"
I closed the door. "Did you see her pull him? I wonder what that was about. Did I act cool? What you mean cool enough they mentioned Mercedes and TJ's name. I just need enough information to send to them. I'm laying low like Tank was why he lies on the number of times he got his ass beat like I'm not trolling his twitter he ranted about all of his beat downs remember that time we both talked to Sam and he mentioned Tank I started following him then. The interview he said Mercedes was a liar the truth is going to come out, she pregnant with is kid she did It's Unique the baby is Sam this guy is delusional mess he don't know which lie he's going to stick to today or tomorrow. I'll talk to you tomorrow I gotta clean my damn floors. Can't believe I drank that stuff, it's nasty. Yuck."
Deja's POV
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have to learn this monologue and song by tomorrow but I'm out with Preston now we're at the mall eating some cheesy bacon fries. I'll call you later. Bye Anna. Doesn't it feel good to be alone without my brother and my mini boo?"
"Yeah, it does no one blocking my lap." He patted. "Come sit this feels as good at the first time, as in you sitting on my lap I don't want your mother reading this to get any ideas that we, well you know."
"Don't talk about her she and I had it out because of my outfit among other things you, saying the last date we went out on that you should have come to the door to greet her. You greeted her once you know how she looks."
"I do and when we get married I know what to look forward to." He kissed me on the cheek. "That's the only kiss we can do, are those approved or is that a gateway."
"I don't know. Open up don't lick my finger."
"Sorry, just it was there. I want to tell you something very important."
"Look at you sitting on laps and shit." He pulled out the chair sitting down. "Care to slide your fine self on to mine."
"No Tank! Why are you here?"
"Did I ask you shit? Wait, you are Preston! I knew your ass look familiar, where your mother at and my son Pierre."
"His name is Parker! You think a guy like you with multiple kids would know their names."
"If they mother's let me see my sons spend one on one time with them, like your Aunt Mercedes, where she lives at?"
"Tank don't I'm not telling you a thing." He ate one of my fries. "How dare you stick your nasty hands in my fires, I don't even want them anymore."
"I thought you were done with them, these are good too. Want me to buy you another?"
"No, I want you to leave us the hell alone that's what I would like for you to do. Anyway as I was saying for this filthy roach showed up."
"Who you calling a roach? It better not be me who are you calling?"
"My mother! Why are you running?! Come back!" I sat down my phone. "I wasn't calling her to begin with. I love you Pres…"
"Deja, I see you and Preston you better hop off his…"
"Mommy Tank! He ran that way! Go! Go! Go! He touched my face! Get my stuff and your stuff she's gonna be awhile. What did you have to tell me?"
"I'm thinking about transferring to SDSU."
"What? That's too close to home baby! I have to change your mind back to stay where we at!"
Mercedes POV
"You got a break in your workday you decide to call me, you should have come home, you're busy that's right you have a meeting then you guys are off to the east coast. TJ and J3 been home for like a half hour he had a blast at the pumpkin patch he's knocked out sleep on the couch. He got a huge pumpkin he wants us to carve it today. We can do it when you come home on Sunday, no there haven't been any more packages delivered for Alex J. I love you too, bye. Where is my sleepyhead?"
"Amen. Yes! There are some puddings since I've started charger one hasn't gone missing since. Here I am." He sat on the stool. "You talked to daddy already are we going to carve the pumpkin today?"
"We're going to do that on Sunday when daddy returns from his game what we can do is go get your costume, would you like that?"
"Uh-huh. I want to be Captain America!"
"What am I hearing about Captain America?"
"Ray that's what I want to be for Halloween mommy and I are going to Party City to get my costume, are you going to join us?"
He slid $2 across the table. "Of course I am but first I'm getting me two puddings TJ one for now and letter."
"Okay nice doing business with you, yes mommy."
"You charged your Uncle Puck $2 for one pudding why does Ray get a discount?"
"It wasn't fair to charge him full price for the ones that take without paying. I saw Uncle Puck take a pack of puddings even though they paid me over $100 and more it still doesn't come to the fact that he's stealing. I'm done."
"Go change your shirt and we'll be out." Ray sat on the counter. "Get down from there."
"Alright, TJ looked good in his uniform why you want him to go change?"
I sighed. "Ray call me crazy but I believe that Tank has moved him and his Tank Unit down here and he's going to pop at any moment. Tank was at the party Deja went to, Sarah and Shane at the zoo, the mall, Sam and I ran into Sarah at Pottery Barn I have yet to see him I don't want to see him but I will I don't know when. You don't know how many days I don't want to send TJ to school in fear that he may not come home. If anything happens to my child I will be no good."
"This is a good shirt mommy?"
"Yes, it is. Let's go. Ray you are driving. We'll be waiting for you in the car."
"LOGAN! I WENT TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH TODAY I ROAD THE DONKEY, WE HAD HAY RIDES, MILKED A COW! IT WAS AWESOME! WHEN YOU GOING?"
"WE GOING TOMORROW! WE CAN CARVE OUR PUMPKINS TOMORROW! CAN WE AUNT MERCEDES?!"
"We'll see, hi Rachel we're off to Party City, care to join us?"
"No, Logan can go!" He ran across the street. "Logan take off your uniform shirt."
"I will. I will. Hi Aunt Mercedes, hi AJ when you gonna buy me something?" AJ kicked. "I take that as a yes are you happy your granny has moved out here. She didn't kick."
"That's because she's not happy. J3 where is Azimio?"
"He's not coming I'm coming, I'll hop in the back with the boys. Mercedes let me tell you about TJ's teacher, TJ put in a good word for me, I help take attendance I slipped her my number and get this she actually text me! I wasn't going to trust Monica she don't be delivering."
"That's J3 I'm going to have to pay Stevie up he bet me $100 that wouldn't get TJ's teacher number by Halloween you showed me."
"Don't pay Stevie pay me I made it happen, Mercedes we're going to do up the house like a haunted house? We should have Tank picture as the one of the ghosts."
"Yeah and we can have Sarah's knot as one of the decorations we can chop off a something of a piñata and put BAOUK glue some fruit, what you think?"
"Hi five TJ I like that. You think we can score a bus I'll call Artie we can put some feet under there instead of playing The Munsters or Thriller, we'll play I Will Survive all those that agree hands raise!" TJ, Logan, and J3 raised their hands. "We all agree it's going to happen."
"That is not going to happen! No, I'll agree on Sarah's knot but that's it. Ray drop us off in front of the store I don't feel like walking. Right here is fine. Out stand right there hold hands J3 come with us. Inside hold on to the side of the cart Logan you know what you are dressing up as?"
"Yes, I'm gonna be Spiderman!"
"That's a good costume." J3 stepped in front of me. "Wassup J3 surprise to see me? Hi, TJ and Logan, hi baby."
"My mommy is not your baby she's daddy baby!"
"Okay, okay, put this is Tank baby."
TJ and Logan smacked his hand. "Shane keep your hands to yourself none of this belongs to you somewhere before I toss you there."
"I'm going I'm going. Bye boo."
"TJ I didn't know that I'd see you here what costume are you getting…."
Alex J's POV
Nothing went down this chapter for me to put in my two cents but I still feel some kind of way that Jenny hung up on me so, I hit up The Family DM on twitter to see if Aunt Mary, Aunt Denise, or Deja had the opportunity to talk to Jenny, Deja said that she would help me if I buy her a romper and a cardigan she'd help me get in contact with her so imma help my cousin out. I'm going to send it to mommy and daddy house Aunt Denise won't know otherwise.
Shane's POV
"Tank, you sound out of breath! She on your tail again you just can't win, listen I'm up here in Party City and looking through the costumes Mercedes and TJ came in, together of course she had her bodyguards with her I know what school TJ goes to. No, I didn't ask him he saw a friend yeah. It's not too far from where we stay at. We'll go look at it later bye."
A/N: Uh-oh what now. We'll find out until tomorrow iamJLS!