A/N: I can crack my wrist but while on this FaceTime call with myhiggins25 (Mary) she's not too fond of that she just burped she said excuse me. Anyway this ditty tweak is inspired by Zini that's how the fic goes, that how the fic goes a mini tweak of a Janet Jackson classic! Let's just go!

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Mercedes POV

"J3 how could you?! You had one job to do and that was watch TJ play and you couldn't do that!"

"I said I was sorry!"

"Fuck your sorry J3 that's my son! My son, he's gone because of you." I punched him in the chest. "He's gone! I-I s-s-should have t-t-told…"

"I'm…"

I smacked his hands away. "Get off me J3! I'm blaming no one but me! I shou…I-I need to sit down."

"We should call the cops."

"We can't he hasn't been missing long enough for us to contact them, does anyone remember what he had on last?"

"J3 you out here boo loving with someone that probably doesn't love you! Mercedes let's get you inside I suggest you start walking in the direction that leads to street."

"C-Conniehey is missing too you don't think…that."

"Let's calm down everyone sit down we're going to bring ourselves from 100 to a low 99 and 98. Denise said that Conniehey is missing too wherever Conniehey is at TJ is there too they are like peas in a pod Conniehey would not let anything happened to TJ. Before we go to look for TJ we're going to have prayer, who is going to lead it."

"I'll lead it; I need my baby to come home safe. Father we lift up TJ to you in prayer and pray for his safe return. In Jesus name Amen."

"Amen, everyone let's go! Spread the word to the people in the neighborhood they know TJ so they'll be helpful to search for him he couldn't have gone far! J3 you are coming with me."

Mary helped me inside. "Mercedes everything will be fine TJ will come back safe and sound I know it! Believe! Just believe."

"Hello! Where is everyone going? We're just coming back from shopping! Mary, what's wrong? Mercedes baby sit up." She wiped my tears. "What's wrong?"

"TJ is missing."

"Mommy." I collapsed in her arms. "Tank's got him."

"I'm going to kill him! No, no, no Mary take your hands off me, Dwight let's roll! We're not coming back until Tank is dead." Daddy and Dwight kissed me on the cheek. "We got this. Does Sam know?"

"Spell my name Sam…" I opened one eye. "Spell it! You feel soo good you like it when I grind on you."

"What in the hell kind of ringtone is that?!"

"H-Hello Sam, hi baby. What's wrong? I-I-I…" His mother took my phone. "I can't tell him."

"Hi son, um we just got back and TJ is missing."

"WHAT DO YO MEAN HE'S MISSING? ARE WE SURE ABOUT THIS?! HAVE YOU ALL CHECKED THE HOUSE! PUT MERCEDES BACK ON THE PHONE! I NEED TO TALK TO HER!" She handed me the phone. "Mercedes! H-He's missing."

"Y-Yes Sam, he-he was o-o-outside with J3 and C-Conniehey was with him h-he's gone too. Sam, Sam, say something! Hello, the call dropped."

"I'll call him back, Mary you get our husbands on the phone call them back I don't want anything to happen to the both of them. Mary where are you going?"

"I'm going to beat Tank ass! I'll call you back once I play my tambourine solo over him! Tank won't be a survivor I'm going to kill him he won't' survive he's not a survivor."

Puck's POV

"TJ's missing?" I pulled over. "Mercedes thinks Tank has him but y'all don't know that's reason enough….what hold up a car with a hatchets hanging out the window just flew by me and the driver was singing the clean version of PawPaw's remix of War."

"That's Denise. She's going to get Tank, here comes Stevie, and J3." JJ blew his horn. "JJ, Santana, Dwight and Joshua! Everyone is supposed to be looking for…oh lord here comes Mary playing the tambourine who is steering the wheel."

Simon waved. "Simon, Simon takes the wheel you won't take it from my hand I'm not letting go until I get the chance to roll over Tank, Simon takes the wheel! Only 4 of you are looking for TJ, Stacey is there too. Alright if you find him call us or send out a group text does Sam know, he does, okay. Alright bye."

"I'm going to call J3 to see how he went missing."

"Yeah you do that while I'll catch up with the caravan!" I blew my horn. "Move! Get out the way! Get out the way! I'm driving here!"

"J3 yeah, you were on the phone with his teacher the gate was opened. Why you boo loving?! You have a lot of ground to make up for, I can't with you right now." Lucky tossed his phone. "I don't even want to answer it. I don't want it in my hands. You know Mercedes is losing it right about now."

"Yeah FUCK! I should have stayed back to watch TJ none of this would have happened. Dammit!"

Alex J's POV

"I got to stay busy. TJ what do you…he's not here. Mommy I…"

"Sshh baby Mary you fix dinner Mercedes I told you to not do anything. Sit down you have to get yourself together you have to keep your strength for Alexandra. TJ will be back home.

Cinny – What's going on? Where did TJ go? Is Mercedes hormones no the weird level no she's normal.

"Mom do you know how it feels to have your child missing…"

Cinny – Oh no! TJ is missing! I got to wake up Alex to tell her. Alex J wake up I got some bad news to tell you.

What is it? I was having my beauty nap before dinner? What's going on?

Cinny – TJ is missing.

TJ! Not my brother! Tank got him! Cinny get me some tissue! *blows nose* Where are you at?! Marco! *kick* Marco! Say Polo! You got mommy and me going through the motions right now. I'm too young to be going through this! I'm just a baby. Cinny hand me more tissue bring the whole roll. TJ please be safe! So I can kick you again! *kick* My kicks are the same! TJ where you at? Where you at? Please be with Tank so Aunt Denise, Aunt Santana and Aunt Mary can do some permanent damage! Hell everyone can do some damage! Where are my nunchucks? Let me get my twirl on….ow! I hit myself. That's okay I'm Fetus Strong!

Tank's POV

"Got 'em put that's good where I'm at it's nice out here no one knows where I'm at I can lay low until it's time for me to reemerge again. I'll see you soon bye." I turned off my phone. "Yes! I can get me a nap in I'm tired as all hell." I climbed in the backseat dozing off.

"That's his car check that bitch to see if he's in there." The door opened. "He's in there wake your ass up." She smacked me across the face. "This isn't a dream or a nightmare this is reality! Where is TJ? We been by that shack you call a home Shane or trick ass Sahara is there you out here in no man's land."

"Get his ass up out of there." Lucky and Puck tossed me out my car. "Stand up! Help his ass up."

"Oh, shit! You guys are hurting me! There go my boo Denise. I puckered my lips. "Where is my kiss at?"

"Right here."

"Ow fuck! The hell you spraying my face! Is that mace? What I do to deserve this? Someone is pulling down my pants you grabbing my dick it getter go ow! She cutting my dick?"

"Quinn let go of his small ass dick! You can cut it after he's unconscious, where is TJ?" I smiled. "Why the fuck are you smiling this isn't a smiling situation his mother wants him to return home. We know you got him."

I laughed. "I don't have him. Yet." Puck punched me in my stomach. "You punch like a girl."

"Oh I punch like a girl! That some bullshit you just trying to save face we've all fucked you up before Mary stop playing the tambourine! It's not time for your solo yet!"

"Puck let him go." Denise chopped my leg. "He's down! Free for all. Get him!"

"Hey ow! Don't she got my dick! She cutting my dick!"

Joshua and some dude kicked me in my side. "Don't worry about it you don't need it anyway! You rapist! You fool! You piece of shit! You scum! You don't deserve to live! Where is our grandson?"

"Fuck you mean your, who is he?"

"Everyone off him! Help him up! Quinn leave the knife in there." J3 and Stevie picked me up. "I'm Sam's father and you got his son where is he at so we can take him back home."

I spit out blood. "First thing first TJ is my son, my blood runs through his veins get it straight old man."

"Papa Evans drop him. Drop him I haven't sharpened my hatchet for nothing! Santana is starting a fire so we can throw him and his mini Tank up in there."

"Baby I love to see you like this. I'm off of being grounded from the jets you know it's been a minute I've been handling things myself."

"Stevie! Stop airing out…"

"No wonder daddy has had all the time in the world to play video games. Mommy shop hasn't be.."

Denise snapped her hand. "Jeremiah T….see I didn't even get your full name out you know better. Deja keep the kids up there. Call Preston! He needs to be in on this!"

"Pres…FUCK!"

"Shut up! Where is Parker brother at?! I know you got him! Where is he?"

"I don't have." Heels lit a match tossing it at my feet. "FIRE! FIRE!" I rolled on the ground. Why didn't you put me out? I was on fire."

"So! Denise you and the ladies along with all the guys head back to search for TJ we all can't beat him to a bloody pulp."

"Puck! No! I want to stay I haven't used my good hatchet! This has Tank name written all over it. You see it."

"Yeah, I do but you can use it another time, maybe continue to look for TJ." He tossed her my keys. "Go look through their shack anything that looks like it will help us take it. Go, you too Stevie I don't you need here to witness what I'm going to do."

"What are you going to do?"

"Stevie go! J3 you too…go." They all left it was just me Lucky, and Puck. "They're gone what are you going to do?"

"This…"

KAPOW

Sam's POV

I ran in the house. "Mercedes!" I ran upstairs into the bedroom. "Mercedes." I pulled in a hug. "Have you heard anything else?"

She shook her head. "No. It's getting late I-I don't…"

"Shhh don't think that! He's coming home. Where is everyone? I know you aren't home alone?"

"No, they are still out looking for TJ. Sam he's gone."

"Mercy he's not. TJ is going to come home remember when he took a walk with PawPaw and we thought it was bad he came back, he'll come back this time."

"Mercedes someone…. Sam! When did you get were you the one who left the door open?"

"Yeah, I'm sorry Mama Jones. I just wanted be with Mercedes you close it?

She nodded her head "Yes, I did. Sam, I know you were praying the whole way back here. Did you tell the team?"

"No. I didn't I just kept this to myself if this….you know I don't even want to think that can you leave us alone. Please."

"I will. When TJ returns you'll know. You need anything to drink baby or eat. You haven't eaten anything you need to eat. I'll fix you a sandwich need to keep your strength. Sam you want something?"

"Water and one of TJs' puddings."

"You got it."

Mercedes laid her head on my chest. "I'm all cried out, baby. I shouldn't have let him go outside! None of this wouldn't happen I blamed J3 but I blame me."

"Baby don't no don't blame you. You have to stay positive think happy thoughts."

"The only thing that will make me happy is to hear TJ shout mommy or daddy that's it. You know it yourself."

"SAM! MERCEDES! COME QUICK! TJ BACK! HE'S BACK!" Mercedes leapt off the bed I followed. "TJ! Ooooooh!" Mama Jones showered him with kisses.

"Thaddeus Joshua Evans! Where you?! You had me and your whole family worried sick! My baby, thank you Jesus he's fine!"

"Hi Kim! Princess and Conniehey. TJ were you with Kim?"

"Uh-huh yeah mommy why are you crying I was just around the corner Ms. Kim took me somewhere." TJ wiped her tears. "I'm safe."

"TJ you had me worried sick! I thought something had happened to you that you ended up with Tank."

"Thank God he wasn't. Where did you all go why didn't you call?"

"I left my phone at home our phones went down yesterday sorry if I caused any problems today TJ said that he needed to call you to tell you that he was okay again I'm sorry. I have to go. Bye again so sorry."

"Am I in trouble?"

"Sam, we searched…TJ! My mini boo!" Deja hugged him. "Achoo! Achoo! Where did you? Achoo Achoo! Go!'

"I was with Ms. Kim, she's Anna mother."

"TJ! Baby boy where you?"

"ACHOO! I just asked him that and Aunt Mercedes do you all have a cat?"

"No…"

Meow

Arf [Yes, we do his name is Simba that's my new little brother we took him to the vet.]

"TJ, open your arms." I lifted his shirt. "A kitten TJ, she took you to the vet?"

"Yes, Conniehey and I found this kitten and she asked me who it belong to and I said me or something like that, can I keep him?"

"ACHOO!"

"I don't think we can Deja is allergic to the cat we give him to Aunt Brittany and Aunt Tana for a little brother for Lord Tubbington what do you think about that?"

"Sounds like a plan I already named him Simba Deja and I were watching that on yesterday."

"That's nice but we need to you in the game room everyone we'll be right back tell...thanks. You too Conniehey sit there." I locked the door. "Thaddeus Joshua Evans."

"I'm in trouble. I'm sorry I didn't think it would be a problem I know Ms. Kim she said."

"Yes, I know TJ but why did you leave the yard?"

"I wanted to play with my friends because mommy hasn't let me outside at all so I took Conniehey for a walk down to the park and we were playing fetch he came across Simba and Ms. Kim showed up."

"Mommy and I glad that you were with Ms. Kim but you have to stay in the yard where people can see you to know that you are safe you had everyone looking for you, mommy crying I'm crying TJ you put us through hell and back. Mommy."

"Yes, what daddy said Kim isn't a stranger but you could have been, TJ I don't ever want to go through this feeling again I'm going to hold on to extra tight tonight I'm not letting ago."

Meow

"Simba this is what you call the Circle of Life I'm sorry mommy I won't wander off again." He kissed her on the cheek. "Sorry too Alex J you too daddy, was everyone looking for me."

"Yes, everyone including Lucky, TJ you got a lot of people who love you and would do just about anything to get you back."

"TJ is back! Thank GOD! I was a few minute from losing it. Has anyone heard from Puck?" Stevie asked. "I haven't heard from him since we got back…

Alex J's POV

Thank you JESUS TJ is okay! Praise break! Kicking them up and down! Yes! He's back! I'm kicking for my life I'm kicking for my life! Whew! *Cinny throws sheet 1 hour later!* Whew! GOD did a work on me I'm just getting up I'm reading over the reviews I'm already hooked on phonics I'm trying to figure out who in the hell is LJS? Is there a fraud person out there or was it DYAC Damn You Autocorrect! I be texting my boo and it be changing my correct words you are on my phone for assist with misspelled not the correctly spelled. Get yourself together! See I be on YouTube watching 90s music videos. I left a comment on one YouTube video. Jenny supposed to be calling me because I'm having my first interview from the womb. *twirls in the belly* What's the first question Cinny?

Cinny - When you get older are you going to be more into sports or singing? Do you look forward to having a big brother?

*kick, kick* That's a good question I'll probably be dueling both I already got vocals daddy might want me to play soccer since I kick so good. *KICK* Yes, I do TJ is already a good brother he reads to me, sings to me, he gives me kisses, hugs, tells me he loves me, sometimes I kick him because he doesn't know when to shut up daddy but I know he's going to get the all the guys in check when I bring my milkshake to the yard. Next question.

Cinny - How did Cinny get in there?

Cinny you can answer that question you know how you got here.

Cinny – No I don't I just popped up on the scene then I became your secretary. You can answer that question fill me in on my history.

Fine, Cinny came from the pet store there was a store inside of here but now that I'm growing it had to shut down due to low sales. Next.

Cinny – This is a big question. Who is her outside connect getting the credit card numbers and cell phone and computer? What does it look like being in the womb? Do you ship Deston, that's Deja and Preston yay or nay? What weapon would you prefer kill Tank shank bullet, hatchet, razor or Bubba? What is her ship name for her and Santana and Brit baby?

Wow! This is good question and I'm a techtus which is a fetus mixed with a techie and a tectus never tells Jenny taught me that. The inside of the womb it's like a motel 6, I leave the light on. Yes I do I ship Deston I even shipped that pseudo relationship of Matt and Deja, Matanae happy that ship didn't sail. All of the above! Let his dusty butt suffer dirty stank self. Our ship namehm…we have narrowed it down to a few Gablex, Gabex , Gabrix or Abriel. We'll figure it out when we start crawling.

Cinny – When you're born, is Cinny coming out with you? I'm curious as to how this will work, because unless your pet just appears out of the womb after you, your mommy will have to push her out too...

Cinny will probably get pushed out I'm going to hold her between my legs as I make my way through the canal.

Sarah's POV

"Have you heard from Tank? I've been calling his phone and I haven't heard anything from him."

A/N: What happened? We'll pick this up tomorrow iamJLS in other news Mary called me a jerk lol