A/N: We're back from a 1 day hiatus of a 503 error a server error shouts-out to fictionpress for getting that fixed in a day manner I loved reading the tweets from folk all about the same thing I never tweet y'all I do this. I like having fun so here it goes!
Happy Reading! (:
TJ's POV
"Mommy dinner was scrumptious! You liked it Parker?"
"Liked it?" He licked his plate! "I loved it! Mrs. Evans! I can't wait to spend the night over here if dinner is good I know breakfast must be even better."
"It is! Every Tuesday it's Deja's Breakfast day she doesn't have class on that day so she hangs out around here with mommy, Bailey, Conniehey, and whoever else shows up. You know I'm having a little sister right."
"Uh-huh, Deja told me. Are you happy?"
I blew bubbles in my milk shaking my hand side to side. "Thaddeus stop that you either drink your milk or not."
"Sorry granny yes, I'm happy."
"TJ check this out." He stuck two straws in his mouth barking. "What am I? Morph morph."
"Stevie stop playing at the table! You…"
"Mommy may Parker and I be excused I want to show him Alex J's room. Please."
"Can we come too? I haven't seen her room yet I'm gonna hold Parkers hand when we go upstairs."
"Um." Parker brushed Jazzy hand away. "My brother told me about you, he said that you fast no I don't hold anyone hands Ms. Denise was explaining to TJ and me that is a gateway to something that I don't need in my life at the moment."
"You right Parker! I'm Gabby I'm TJ's one and only! You can say I'm his day 1 A1. Are we going upstairs or are we going to stand around here getting to know one another. Come on." Gabby grabbed my hand. "This way."
"Where are you kids going?!"
"Granny we are just going to Alex J's room I want to show Parker everyone else is only along for the tour." I sighed. "My stress has returned and she don't even live in this house. PawPaw she have superglued his foot down so he wouldn't pick it back up. Everyone behind his door is my little sister room but firs I want to introduce you to my big brother Parker, Parker you already met Gabby and that is Logan and Ian, you met JT, let's go inside." I opened the door. "This is Alex J's room the theme is I don't know what it is but mommy favorite color is on the walls purple that's one of the flowers from when daddy proposed to her on the beach. See that's the photo right there Uncle Kurt thought it would be cool to include us in her room that's my sister."
I looked at the photo. "Is that a laptop? What's up with all these boxes? Alexandra J Evans? The fetus?!"
"Yes, she purchased all of this hey! Here is the watch I wanted in the color too this is the kid's version of the iWatch gonna ask daddy to sync this up with our account."
"All kids under 10 make your way down here if you touched anything in Alexandra's room put it back where you saw it, it's still in the works!"
"Coming Uncle Kurt! Y'all go back downstairs gonna put this in my room and meet y'all."
"Okay, let's go Parker boo." Jazzy pushed Parker against the wall. "You are going to be my baby."
"Jazzy get off Parker leave him alone he don't want you. Parker come with us."
I ran to my room tossing it on my bed. "There, hey Scream, Simon said he didn't bring you and he did. Let's take you back downstairs hold on tight."
"Where is TJ?"
"Here I am, I would have been back down sooner just had to drop something off in my room and came across Scream." I rubbed my shirt. "Scream…where are?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH" Aunt Mary and Aunt Denise jumped on the counter. "HE'S ON MY FOOT! HIS CLAWS! JT TURN OFF THE CAMCORDER! ME OR YOUR AUNT WILL BE YOUR NEXT VIRAL POST!"
"Too late!"
"Lord, oh, lord! Simon you said you didn't bring it with you."
"Sorry, I did. I was having to my fun in the game room and he got away anyone got a shoe box so he can be safe in."
"No but I got a trash bag foolishness! Stevie help me get down, Johnny come get your wife I thought I was safe but I'm not if it's not the dog it's a lizard. Hold up lizard outside first, Conniehey, and Bailey we'll follow next."
"TJ your pumpkin is right here, Parker, okay this is how we're going to do this we have stencils for you to trace, you can draw on your pumpkin with a maker then cut out the outline, or you can free range it the choice is yours."
"Baby I'm gonna go run get my camera take pictures of this."
"TJ, what are you going to do?"
I shrugged. "I don't know I may do an outline, Parker?"
"I'm drawing my name on here, along with Parker, and yours, this is the brother's pumpkin, want me to do you a design."
"Yeah, you can do TJ, AJ, and PH our first and middle names."
"Say cheese." Daddy snapped a photo. "Good shot you too, what's your stencil going to be?"
"Daddy I'm not doing a stencil Parker is drawing on my pumpkin so you can cut it out for me, also put mommy and daddy on there too. Just put mommy and daddy."
"Got it! I'll do your pumpkin first."
Parker finished my outline then daddy cut out the bottom so I could clean out the gunk. "This is disgusting yet so cool, can we bake these sunflower seeds we did them in school they were tasty."
"We can do that. Can't we mommy?"
"Yes, we can do that I'm going to go get a container Sam you got to pick through it because I'm not."
"That's fine baby." He pulled her back. "Kiss me."
"Sam in front of all of the kids."
"Kiss, kiss, kiss." We banged on the table. "Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss."
"Baby they're asking for it lets show them how it's done. Shall we?" Daddy dipped mommy. "Now boys watch you dip her then you slowly edge your way down take in the beauty of your women then you."
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…KISS HER!"
"That's a gateway!"
A couple hours later…
"Mommy, daddy I had a fund this afternoon with Parker and all of my cousins, thank you for the pumpkin carving mini party."
"It was nothing, we love doing things like that for you." I yawned. "You are sleepy."
"Mommy I'm not…"
Mercedes POV
"TJ was just talking a minute ago." Sam climbed in bed. "Let me move him closer over here so. Comfortable?"
"I am but I'm feeling some kind of way because Denise and Deja hooked me on this fic that's somewhat like our lives this fool name Rank is after Alexis son his name is PJ this family just cut him like Puck shot Tank, I wanted to comment on this story because this writer techiebynature is a fool but the website is down I'm going to need fictionpress to get it together the last story was updated almost 14 hours ago new story 21 hours ago like every month it's something I wouldn't be surprise if in a few days reviews go down it would be nice to know ahead of time instead of leaving folk in the dark this is not motel 6 they will turn out the light on you, but I digress, I follow Jenny on twitter so she emailed me the chapter and I was slain to the bed, Cyan is pregnant with quads. I'm thankful for our little one and the baby who name is get this Jordan Kay they call her JK for short is up in the womb with a hamster to keep her company. She got me when she had her little interview she got fans and the answer to the question here did Mocha came from the pet store but closed because the other pets got sick. "
"Word, that's awesome about the story now it got me to thinking where did Alex J come from is there a store inside of you, we did see a tambourine, heard any solos lately?" I rolled my eyes. "I'm sorry, did she mention about a Sy'rai? Yeah I read it to I like Dan reminds me of myself. I read the update and Sy'rai did something that I know Sarah wouldn't do. She had a run in with G3."
"Um…baby." I chewed on my lip. "Sam, you asked earlier today about Sarah not wanting to dampen the mood, with her presence but J3 had a run in with Sarah today." I rubbed my neck. "TJ's school she ran into his teacher I sent him to get TJ's work for the week like I told you and she popped up. They're taking some special moves to throw them off but I have this weird feeling that that already know he goes there. How would she know to go there once he shook her? I don't know."
"Me either she hasn't been after me sure I've butt dialed her by mistake because her number is still in my phone and I've since deleted it. Why is Tank so bent on you and I'm not bent on Sarah?"
"He knows what he lost and what you've gained." I smiled. "But he been lost me the moment his hand connected with my face he lost me but I stayed yet I made it through that. I know why I stayed so long but looking back had numerous chances to go I ask myself why I could have been Carolina except TJ would have been in the care of him who knows what else."
"Baby you left that's is all that matters Carolina won't be not known y'all went over the show idea with Unique."
"Yes, we did she loves the idea."
"I do too mommy."
I pulled the covers back. "TJ I thought you were asleep."
"I was but you and daddy talking woke me up, Alex J bought me something about time everyone else being getting things, it's a watch daddy I need you to set it."
"I'll set it tomorrow its late go to sleep I love you both."
"We love you too."
Alex J POV
TJ had those kids up in my room touching my stuff I know they family and everything but I worked hard for the things I purchased. They better not have left with anything I know where all of them live at but Parker. I need to run a background check on him see if there is any dirt on him.
Cinny – What? You are a fetus why are you worried about some that doesn't know you.
Come again Cinny he was up in my living quarters he touched my boxes. That's a no no….he just…zzzz
Cinny – Cinny is a narcoleptus fetus plus narcoleptic you get that.
Huh what did I say?
Cinny – You were telling them about you room.
Zzzzzzz…..
Cinny – Marco. She's asleep I'm going to sleep too.
Zzzz….Polo! POLO! Why is Cinny always asleep on the job? I have to do my on secretarial work. I'm going to check my BabySpace account. The Gatewayers updated their account they counted wrong estimated 2 to 3 babies? I wish y'all would make up your minds. How many of y'all is zzzzzz
Thursday…
Tank's POV
I don't know which day this is all I know that I'm in pain I keep going in and out. "Look at you now Tank, what you go to say about yourself. Huh?" He kicked me in the stomach. "Huh can't say shit can you?" I shook my head. "I want to hear you say it!"
"N-No. I-I can I just don't want."
He smacked me. "Shut up! Up here lying about what you did to me got people donating to your lame ass GoFundMe account I need to make me one you haven't raised much did you finally break 2k?" The sweat dripped trickled down off my head to the floor. "The fetus raised more than you! She raised over a million in a few short days where you at?"
"I DON'T KNOW! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"
"Did you tell me to leave you alone?" He pointed to himself. "Me? Why should I leave you alone when you haven't left Mercedes and TJ alone since they left your ass? Huh. Stand up. Shit got me breaking a sweat up in here." He wiped his forehead and neck. "I should be breaking this much of a sweat yelling doing a little occasional step aerobics."
"M-May I have something to drink."
"No, you can do what my mama used to tell me, drink spit, Tank you are the stupidest motherfucker ever! I would stay a little while longer to keep your ass company but I'm leaving the novelty of whipping your ass has worn off…for today tell mickey I said hey, here is your water. Drink it up."
Alex J's POV
"Gab you are so funny! Hehe…you got me blushing over here in mommy's womb I friended you on BabySpace did you see Aunt Denise kids.
Gab – Yes, I did this the first time Jenny is giving me some words to say so I want to say hello everyone I'm Alex J's boo.
Got that right you boy Day 1 S1.
Gab – I thought it was Day 1 A1?
It means the same thing but S1 means spunk you won the race we are spunky! I hope I'm using it right hold on I have someone on my other line stay put. Hello, it's 3 of y'all okay hold on we gonna do a conference call like Jenny, Denise, and Mary do from time to time.
Gatewayers – Hi.
Gab – Hi.
Gatewayers – Mommy is over here laughing at Aunt Mary saying her life was in danger, she losing it but it's only 3 of us mommy don't know yet she about to get her something to eat hold on she just gave us some watermelon. You like it number 2 and 3. They said no.
Gab – Watermelon is good I don't know what your problem is.
I don't like it only reason I don't is because Jenny made me like her she hates it. So since I got you all on the line let's talk about my foolishness, tell me what you think.
Gatewayers – You are a fool! You had me slain out when Puck beat Tank and every word came with a hit like old school beatings I was too through then the chapter where they went to children's church and acted up.
Gab – Yes that was a good one! I was slain!
Gatewayers – Then the Grammy chapter I choked on water. I was like she needs a blessing or something she needs help. I can't stand Tank! Ooh I started reading Abused from the beginning and my hate for hi just grows…
"Daddy this is Alex J credit card bill mommy meant to show it to you but she forgot."
*whispers* I'm' going to put y'all on mute because I'm not trying to move because daddy is wanting to talk about me about my credit card bill. Mommy showed him today it slipped her mind.
"Sam why are you eye to eye with my belly? TJ find showed you her bill."
"That's right I need questions, she just moved! Alexandra Jennifer Evans, you are up mommy bought it to my attention that you have a credit card bill. I read the fic within a fic to see if you the Jordan K answered the question, she did are you going to share it with me because this is out of hand. You had my card information, your mommy information then you pull this little stunt what you got to say about this, kick if you want me not to continue and no kicks if you want me to…"
*kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick…why my cousin asking me how to do an attachment in Aunt Stacey's womb? I rolled my eyes she gonna have to learn by herself. Anyway do y'all like Tank?
Gab –Hell no!
Gatewayers – In our mommy's voice he needs to die! He hit Mercy I threw my phone and Jenny hit mommy up on twitter saying that was the phone okay because she not going to be blamed for a cracked screen.
Denise Phone – Got that right.
Oh hell no! Get out! The phone is talking!
"I said that wrong that's why you looking at me like that we'll talk later Alex."
TJ's POV
Tonight kicks off my sleepover with my brother Parker, mommy, me, and Aunt Stacey are going out shopping. "Mommy, are you about ready? I'm ready to shop around."
"I'm almost ready is Aunt Stacey here?"
"So this is where Sam hides his Doritos? In his closet! TJ I got me a couple of bags you want one." She tossed me two bags. "You catch them."
"Uh-huh! She's here mommy! I missed hanging out with you Aunt Stacey."
"Me too with your granny here I've been trying to avoid her she doesn't know when to let up. Are we excited about tonight's sleepover?"
"Yup! I am. Parker is cool, funny, he doesn't like Jazzy we have a lot of things in common."
"They do! Stacey look at you." Mommy hugged her. "Something is off about you are you picking up weight?"
"I don't know I feel the same some of my stuff doesn't fit it might be you know…"
"Monthly visitor, what Aunt Stacey said it before you know I got a good memory. This is the time she pigs out with the snacks she sniffed out daddy's Dorito spot."
"Stacey even I couldn't sniff them out. We got to get going TJ can mommy have this bag?"
"Yes mommy, I'm going downstairs to see what Ray and Azimio are up to. Conniehey let's roll boo." I slid down the banister. "Julius!" He closed his laptop. "Why did you close your laptop what were you watching?"
Arf [Sarah ride Shane it was the nasty thing I ever seen.]
"Nothing they didn't need to see, Uncle Stevie set up something so I checked it out, are they about ready?"
"Yes, we are, we're going to two places the mall and grocery store got we're taking the truck more space Ray! Come on!"
"Right behind you, TJ I'll race you too the car." He got in runners stance. "One two…."
"Three!" jumped off the step running to the truck. "I beat you, I beat you. I beat you. Oh Lord! No!" He slung me over his shoulder. "Ray! Everything is spinning! Woah. That was fun again!"
"Not again inside you can do that once we get home, everyone is in buckled in."
I buckled my seatbelt. "Now everyone is. There is Uncle Puck. Where is Lucky? Why everyone get quiet? It's a good question."
"Where are you guys off to?"
"The mall and the grocery store care to join us Puck."
"Nah, I'm sleepy I pulled an all-nighter I'll see you guys later.
"Okay." We arrived at the mall Azimoio and Ray went off their separate ways J3 rolled with us and Aunt Stacey. "Mommy can we go to the game store next, please?"
"Yeah, Mercedes can we the new Madden dropped I want to pick it up practice so I can redeem myself against TJ. I'm still salty by that."
I stuck out my tongue. "You can stay salty all you want you not gonna win."
"Oh my gosh! It's Mercedes Jones!" Some girl screamed. "I'm sorry for screaming just that I love you and I watched your interview I heard you on the radio and I'm behind you 100% Tank must die."
"You got that right sister. The name is TJ."
She gasped. "Oh my gosh! It's TJ! You are the cutest little boy ever." She pinched my cheeks. "I could just eat you up."
"I taste like caramel pudding someone already licked me, my elbow. Let me clarify I'm off the market I have a boo."
"Sorry, Mercedes may I have your autograph thank you. You know Denise Evans."
"That's my auntie! She's nice, how you know about my auntie?"
"Browsing the forums I came across a posting from her she goes by AllHacthetshashisname and she's posing with her set well she's funding a trip to the hatchet range where all of Mercedes Mafia will partake in hatchet exercises it's a 14 day event and at the end we get a gold hatchet with a certificate we also have to take a blood oath that we will cut Tank at sight with no mercy there is also a mini course in playing the tambourine and singing that's led by Mary all for for the low, low price of 3k dinner included."
"That sounds like a lot of fun! Mommy can you go so I can go!"
"Thaddeus no, here you go. Nice meeting you I know you're going to have fun up there, you have a good one." Mommy chuckled. "I got something up my sleeve surprise visit off to the game store."
"You don't have to tell me twice! Video games here we come! I got PowerUp rewards card! Discounts! I like a bargain. Hi. What game do I want? Where is the new Madden?"
"BITCH WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MAN? I ROLLED UP ON YOUR COUSIN YESTERDAY AND HE SPED OUT THE PARKING LOT OF TJ'S SCHOOL! I'VE CALLED HIS PHONE AND IT'S GOING DIRECTLY TO VOICEMAIL I KNOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT MERCEDES! I KNOW YOU GOT HIM! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! MERCEDES JONES IS CHEATER! SHE GOT MY…" Mommy closed her eyes balling up her fist Sarah continued to rant. "She's is a…." Mommy leaned all the way back punching Sarah in the nose.
"GO MOMMY! THAT'S MY MOMMY! I GET IT FROM MY MOMMY!"
"I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT BUT YOU MADE ME ACT OUT IN THIS GOOD MALL IN FRONT OF THESE NICE FOLK I TRIED TO HOLD BACK YOU ASKED FOR IT I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS AT, I DON'T GIVE A GOOD GOT DAMN! ONLY YOU DO ROLL UP ON ME AGAIN AND SEE IF I DON'T GET YOU MATCHING EYE TO GO WITH THAT NOSE. Where is TJ?"
"Over here." I ran out the store. "Serves you right Sahara! You don't mess with my mommy she gonna dot the eye. You never get in a queen's face! Nor the prince but you can see my backside. Daddy's on some shh he done chucked his deuces up to you, he moved on to something better, better, better, it's been over for you, the Evans Family gonna say bye bey, say bye bye to you, say bye bye say bye to you Deuces! Who runs the world mommy? Who runs the world mommy?"
"TJ calm down, sorry hi…you picked out your games."
"Almost…"
Alex's J POV
Mommy you did it right but I have to finish her off you thought you had the right one but you had no idea this is the diary of Sahara's beat down! You didn't learn from the last time Cinny hold her up I need to get my kicks in right in the mouth bite her. Get her Cinny. Bark at her. Bring that nasty trollop back over here she still inflated! Deflate her! Tom Brady got nothing on me he somewhat deflated a ball I'm deflating this ho because she calls for it!
"Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-O and on this farm he had a cow…
Who calling me while I'm working this out? Hey gatewayers! Hold on. You said what am I busy? No not really taking out some trash what's going over there. Am I sitting down?* I looked around* Uh…yeah. Aunt Denise is dating Kermit! Foolishness!
2 days later…
Sarah's POV
"So he's in a coma? Is he going to come out of this anytime soon?"
"We hope so we're monitoring him very close the swelling in his brain has gone down that's a good sign, talk to him all you want. I'll be back a little later."
"Thanks. Hi baby I know that they did this to you the police can't do anything until you wake up; there aren't any witnesses but you. Wake up…."
A/N: What in the hell? Did Tank escape? I think Mercedes let her have it. Until tomorrow iamJLS