A/N: So a couple of nights ago I'm on FaceTime with myhiggins25 she was doing her hair and I was chatting it up with Denise and Deja in the DMs it dawned on me that she was AJ and I was Cinny. Denise actually bought that to my attention. I find that so funny. Lol Sorry boo boo! I still love you! Let's go!

Happy Reading (:

TJ's POV

My eyes glanced up at the clock as we walked inside the main office it was a little after one Aunt Denise was teacher her second to last class of today only reason I know this I got her schedule down. "Thank you." Mommy handed me her visitors pass as we made our way up to the 5th floor glad we didn't have to take the steps I'd be winded needing to take a break on the 4th level.

"Mommy this is her classroom right here." JJ picked me up looking through the window I spotted her. "She has her back turned." He sat me down as he opened the door.

"We're going to diagram the next sentence!" The class groaned. "Groan again and we'll do this for the rest of the class I have something fun planned for the rest of the class I'm tired Abby go next."

"Ms. Pittman there is a little boy at your desk he's looking through your phone."

"There is not…" She turned around I waved. "TJ, what are you doing here?" I pointed to the door.

The expressions on the students face changed for ultimate boredom to surprise. "Oh my goodness! That's…"

"Isn't she that one that married Tank?"

Standing on the desk I shouted. "No my mommy didn't marry his dusty nasty butt he only wishes."

"Thaddeus, get down off the desk before I get you down myself. Hello class, hey girl we were in the area so we stopped by."

"Ms. Pittman can we do a little Q & A with the fabulous, the lovely, the sexy…"

"The married! Watch it Ike I remember you, my mommy Mercedes Evans!" Her class erupted in thunderous applause. "Take a bow mommy for beating up Sarah! Woooo!"

"Quiet down class. You what? You need to tell me all of the details. Class put away your books; we're going to have a little story time with my sister-in-law Mercedes. TJ up so I can sit down."

"Okay um…this is going to be a quick story because I have to go grocery shopping TJ is have a sleepover with his brother." She the three fools names on the chalkboard.

"Tank, Sarah, and Shane." The class read. "What does this have to do with anything?"

"Boy haven't you been paying any attention to the bull crap that has been going down, Mercedes was in a relationship with Tank, Sarah was in a relationship with Sam, Sam dropped Sarah for Mercedes now she's doing everything in her will to get him back."

"Yup but he's got another thing coming if he think that is going to happen." Aunt Denise pulled her hatched from under her desk. "I got this thing right here."

"Auntie! That's your limited edition golden hatchet that's the Holy Grail in all hatchets. May I hold it?" She placed it in my hand I felt the power. "The force is within me! Hey! Mommy is you going to tell them how Sarah approached you and why she's going to need surgery on her nose."

"You beat up that nasty trick!"

"Yes she did she said all this crap mommy balled up her fist leaning all the way back as far as she could go because she's pregnant with my little sister who I thought was a boy and boom right in the nose! I was in GameStop picking up a few of the latest titles for tonight's sleepover I had to come out there to throw in my two cents to know you don't mess with the queen nor prince she had another thing coming. Julius took pictures. Where is Julius mommy?"

"Here I am I used the school printer to print off these pictures Niecy it was epic I knew my cousin had it in her, she up in my face asking me about Tank. Mercedes just popped! She had enough."

"Scoot back, scoot back it's The KiJay Smith Morning Show in the afternoon...y'all know the drill my show my fic my show comes on anytime I booted the person who was in this slot out because I got word that Mercedes Evans beat down Sarah I wasn't in the mall at the time a fan of the show and Mercedes sent me a tweet with the video saying Jay you want to watch this. I watched it and I'm standing up giving you Mercedes Jones a standing ovation. I'm really standing up you can't see this ficland I got a ditty and it goes like this, it's been a long time, a long time coming but I knew Mercedes was gon' pop ooh yes she was it's too hard to deal with but she had coming all along because she was doing too much let me stop I'm going to open up the lines tell me what you think about Mercedes laying hands on that dusty Sarah that's next after this Jay-Z with 99 Problems and a mini jam Tamar Braxton, She Did That lines lighting up. Hashtag on twitter is TKO Mercedes Call me!"

"Mercedes got 99 problems but Sarah ain't 1."

"Mommy got 99 problems but Sahara ain't 1 Aunt Denise who is that girl the one with the baby blue Jordan's on."

"That is Madison." I winked waving. "TJ no, gateway."

"I know Auntie but she's too cute, not cuter than my Deja boo but she can get it." My eyes shifted avoiding contact. "I'm sorry."

"You trying to avoid contact with me you know better."

"She did that, she did that, she did that yeah did it, turn up…."

"My mommy did that, she did that mommy did that she did it turn up." Sliding off auntie lap I bust out my dance moves. "I did that, I that TJ turn up."

"Will she survive I know she don't know how to love will she stay alive…beats the hell out of me I know that some other song was playing but I felt like tweaking that first on the lines I'm flying solo this time up first is Jordan you on the express yourself!"

"Hello Jay Mrs. Evans is up in our class with our teacher Ms. Pittman and we all agree that she did that right thing, Sarah was asking for it Tank don't want you he's just using you can't you see that our teacher has her hatchet on deck to slice you when she see you. I can't with her as Ms. Pittman says when we don't do our assignments. Let's say it together class." She held up her phone. "On the count of three, 1, 2, 3…"

"FOOLISHNESS!"

"Foolishness! That's my girl Denise! I know her and she says that about me all of the time she also said that I needed a blessing. I need just a little more increase up next we have Mary go ahead boo. Sorry about Scream don't roll your eyes reading this I know you are."

"I just did, whatever Jay. I think it's good that Mercedes asserted herself to one of the Tankettes... I still don't like it that TJ saw it you know? It's like oh so his other parent can be violent too. I'm just on the other side."

"I get you Mary but she was asking for it had to be done. I got Deja, how them weekly appointments coming on."

"Mom and I agreed on every 3 months, she moved me back home because according to her I wasn't following the rules also she made me transfer, I just want to say that I loved it. Even though she's pregnant she can still throw down. Go Aunt Mercedes!"

"Yeah, go Aunt Mercedes!"

"Preston shhh…you not supposed to be in here with me. Jenny...let me explain I know my mother is listening we are on campus Preston transferred too! We out!"

"Up next we have your mother Deja, go ahead Denise." Here was my chance to call into the show mommy was pulled into a conversation with a couple few students I opened her purse grabbing her phone going into Aunt Denise office.

"I absolutely loved it Sarah has been testing Mercedes patience since day 1 and she finally got what she deserved. A swift dot in the eye and sent on her merry way. Deja SDD that's all I'm going to say."

"SDM means Strong Discussion with Mommy, yikes she already moved her back home what is next, who I got my boy TJ, what's up?"

"I'm gonna get this off my chest! Sarah isn't kind, she's mean, and she's not impor…" Mommy held out her hand. "I'm on the radio."

"I know that's why I want you to give me my phone back."

"Hello….hello. TJ you still on the line? TJ? I hear movement."

She raised her phone to speak. "Jenny hi, thank you, TJ is right here I will. She says that she happy you called in but you have to ask for permission first, that's what I was going to tell you. Alright Jay I'll see you two in a few weeks back in the classroom." She snapped her fingers I laughed going back in the classroom Jordan had hooked up her phone to the speakers.

"Next we have is this name right, Conniehey? The dog! What's up boo? What bone you go to pick?!"

"Conniehey called in! Say speak your truth boy."

Arf Arf Arf Arf [TJ told me about that BAOUK and I was watching Chicago with Uncle Kurt and Uncle Blain this little ditty came to me, She had it coming, she had it coming a she only had herself to blame, if you'd have been there if you'd have seen it.]

"I betcha you would have done the same! I actually understood that do I speak dog, Conniehey, who dialed the number for you? Folk wanna know."

Arf [It's on speed dial TJ programmed it in. I gotta run I have to drain the lizard.]

"Alright Conniehey, there you have it ladies and gentlemen the dog called in, I have time for two more calls Stacey what is up with you chica! Were you there I wrote you in that chapter?"

"Yes, I was thank you for that I will be selling shirts so all those who want a shirt call my baby Jenny I'll text you the number we have a few Tank shirts, Artie series and more. Sarah if you listening serves you right"

"Thank you for the call Stacey, I need a few shirts myself shoot you a text, it's this for real no way and it's fetus A, hold up is this Alexandra?"

Yes, this is her mommy did it right but not enough that nasty trollop had to get beat down by the fetus where I'm undefeated…."

Reaching out I touched mommy stomach. "Alexandra…is that you child?"

"Sh…I don't want TJ to know that it's me Jenny I'll call you later to discuss this. I'm out."

"Wow that was strange you heard it first Alex J she's been nagging me for a minute and I made her little self up. I love you Alex J, pay your credit card bill too! We'll be back after these messages but first I got this offer to give to you 14 day getaway with Mercedes Mafia, tired of hearing about Tank and his foolishness want to be a part of the team that beats him up on the regular well Denise and Mary are having a retreat call BTA Beat Tank Anonymous were you can register under a false name, there is shopping, eating at fine restaurants, the safari….typo I'm going back to the safari once at the end of your 2 week training you'll receive a gold hatchet and a gold tambourine call Denise or Mary for details!"

"That's what I came up here to talk to you about but it has gotten out of hand we'll talk later, you brining JT by, TJ and Parker are requesting his presence."

"Yes, he'll be by tonight, we're taking Deja and Preston on a little of a double date, dinner and an approved movie."

"They'll love that."

"But Deja won't."

Mommy tapped me. "Did you say something TJ?"

"Uh…." Wiping the chalk on my shirt. "Bad idea to do that I said that Deja will have fun mommy, is you ready to go to the grocery store?"

"Yes, nice meeting you class I'll be sure to drop by sometime in the future, TJ say bye to Aunt Denise."

"Bye Aunt Denise." I kissed her cheek. "Take it easy on them just a little I overheard dude back there say that he hopes you don't collect homework he hasn't done it."

Sam's POV

All of the players were gathered around one phone watching the same clip over and over again. "What are they watching that's so entertaining?"

"Your wife."

The spoon slipped out of my hands splashing in my bowl. "Darn it! Mercedes just did the laundry yesterday gotta get washed again. Did you say my wife?"

"Yup, you might want to check your…" Jones tossed his phone in my face. "Is that the video? Hit play." I tapped the screen. "Ohhhh…"

"I gotta call Mercedes! Now! Excuse me." My heart pounded as I fled to my office leaning against the door I catch my breath my phone rings. "Mercedes baby or should I say Mercedes Ali! Your video is all the talk around here. I'm shocked, stunned, I'm just…can't."

"Sam, I didn't want to but I couldn't handle it any longer she was yelling about Tank and I lost it, I felt on a high when I did it but I feel bad."

I logged onto twitter. "Wow, you are a trending topic! So is Mercedes Mafia, TJ, Conniehey, Alex J, your music, The KiJay Smith Show, Jay is trending, Tankettes, where is Tank, also is Denise and Mary's retreat, what is that about?"

"14 day getaway where the ladies and men will convene in the mountains partake of some exercises…."

"Baby they hosting a Tank simulation retreat basically, right?"

"You got it!" She sighed. "Though my little mini outburst is helping sales because my music is number on iTunes my first CD and this I'm getting hits about my folk pre-ordering my CD something good came out of this."

"Truth, we'll talk more about this late once I get home, why is Alex J trending? The fans knew you were pregnant because of the interview. What did she do now?"

"She called into the show."

"SHE WHAT?! She called into a show?!" Coached knocked on the door I waved him off. "I'm good just got some crazy not surprised I knew she had one. All of the other things she got in there. What does she sound like?"

"Her voice is an automated computerize voice she's not talking someone is typing it for her, the pet that slightly scares me there is a pet inside of me Sam."

I drank some water tossing back two pills. "I just popped some Aleve for my headache I didn't know that when I started my day a few hours ago this will all go down. Pray nothing else happens until I'm in the vicinity. I'll see you once I get home. I love you baby."

"I love you too."

Mercedes POV

"There is a pet inside of me." I checked out my stomach in the mirror. "Wonder what pet she has? Why does she have to have a pet to begin with? Why can't you be like other little babies?"

A hand from behind causing me to jump. "There goes my grandbaby! I came by here to visit and you weren't here, I went to your brother house Stacey wasn't there."

"That's because she decided to hang out with us mom, what brings you by?" She followed me into the kitchen as I went to get me a cold beverage. "You want one?"

"No thank you I'll fix me a cup of tea. Talked to Puck yet about you know who, where is he, is he still alive, I've been fishing around for information no one seems to know."

"Mom to feed your curiosity Puck has Tank, where I don't know but rest assured that he's out of our hair for the time being."

"Mmmmmm….guess that's going to have to hold me over until I get the real dirt."

"Mom, I love you, I had a crazy day I want to get in a nap before Parker gets here, please go home we can talk later if you aren't too busy decorating Jacey house."

"Hi Bernice, bye Bernice, hi baby girl and mini baby girl." PawPaw kissed my cheek. "I'm just coming to look for something that I think I might have left over here I done checked all around my house Monica."

"Alright PawPaw I'm going to take a light nap."

"Okay, you won't know that I'm here, I'm going to be quiet as a church mouse." I sat down on the couch. Hammy! Hammy! Where are you?" He picked lifted the dining table chair. "Hammy! He not there, where is he? Mercedes let me ask you this hypothetical question, you a hamster you escape, where would you hide?"

"You lost Hammy again?! PawPaw, why do you keep getting pets, you don't need any more after you find him somewhere dark with food that's my answer. Did you check Denise house?"

"First place I looked no one is home anyway she would have screamed if he got back in there again, he's a cute little fuzzy guy he keep getting away."

"PawPaw, he's not getting away you keep leaving him somewhere, he's not a dog he don't travel well he's a mouse a hamster that likes to party at night, when you find him, keep him in the cage and home."

He stood up stretching. "That is some good advice I'm still going to check here to be on the safe side you do what you were going to do."

I grabbed my water heading upstairs. "Take a nap, upstairs, in the bedroom not much traffic, TJ and Conniehey look so cute TJ is using him as a pillow. What Alex J? You want mommy to talk to you." I placed the remote on my stomach. Do you have a pet? Thank you for kicking approving that."

Alexandra J's POV

Yay mommy and me are going to have a talk, what are we going to talk about? Twirls in the belly. No problem yes I have Cinny she's clean I make sure washes her hands after she uses the bathroom.

"You are very excited about mommy and me talk. Mommy wants to talk about you and all of your antics, other babies I know of just grow quick, wave in their ultrasound pictures, suck a thumb but you have trinkets. I'm concerned."

Don't be mommy they are only figments of your imagination I got to turn off this TV, Donald Trump is on my screen. He's fired. *kick*

"You have a credit card, a GoFundMe, a cellphone, you're buying things how do you are a little bit advance, no you aren't a little bit you are too advance for your age. I can't wait to meet you. You purchased stuff for your brother, cousins and even grandparents but you need to buy me something."

I can't wait to meet you too mommy I had a dream that I was being born I felt some kind of way when it wasn't real I'm doing good on the inside. You want me to buy you something, what I can get you that you don't already have daddy.

"What can you buy me that I don't already have? I have TJ, you and daddy he gave me you."

Yup the best thing he did was drop me off in here but he should have left it at that all the sleep I lost from you two getting it in. I still feel some kind of way about that minus that last few times so happy daddy only tongued you this morning saves me the stress on my itty bitty life. Onto the nitty and gritty the juicy details. *sips tea* let's talk about something I want to talk about your beat down of Sarah that nasty gutter butt trollop! I was watching Love B. Scott videos. I finished her off for you.

"You were moving kicking up a storm when I was having my mini tiff with Sarah, that nasty trollop! You was feeling it too."

"Always! I'm always down for a beat down I'm prepared to fight! No one comes at my mommy if daddy and TJ can protect you on the outside I can I can do it on the inside! Where she at? Where she at?

"Alexandra J I'm getting tired you want mommy to sing you a lullaby?"

*kick* Just as long as it's not that warbling Sade! Cinny was listening to her yesterday she's still out. Cinny! MARCO!

Cinny – Po zzzzz

"I'm going to sing the song that daddy had sung to me when he proposed I tweaked the lyrics, now that the weight has lifted love has surely shifted our way I'll marry him today and every day I'll marrying him since I got the nerve to say yes in my café say you will mm-hmmm say you will mm-hmmm marry me."

"Yes! I'll marry you tomorrow, today, and forevermore!"

"Sam, what are you doing here? I thought you were going to get off…"

"I got off early, I heard you singing our song to Alex J., I can't wait for the day I marry you. It won't be like PawPaw's wedding but it will be unforgettable. Your hand is slightly swollen I know the remedy for that?"

It better be a kiss and not his stick.

"A kiss…"

Whew saved by thezzzzz….

Preston's POV

Mom had went over her expectations of Parker this week while he's at his sleepover she stopped us by the car to do it again I glanced at my phone. "Mom are you about finished, Parker knows how to act while he's not in your care I'll be there too I'm staying with Deja. Come P, man get in buckle up. We'll call you once we get there."

"Okay, behave!"

"I will mommy, bye." Backing out the driveway I blew my horn. "Looking forward to spend alone time with Deja."

"Deja and I will have our moments of alone time with her mother watching us like a hawk, not dwell on my mini sleepover, yours is starting once I drop you off Deja told me that TJ went all out for you."

"Cool, I like having a little brother, do I wish I could meet all of them can't believe how many women wanted Tank. He nasty, disgusting."

"Bro I don't think they wanted him he tricked, lied, and weaseled his way into their lives the only good that came out if is you, TJ, and your other brothers that's it. He's going to get his soon. May have gotten it already."

"There's always that one person that will always have your heart you never…"

"Hello boo!"

"Hi boo." Parker fell over laughing. "I'm not your boo I'm using Deja's phone to see where are you guys at? Messing with you Preston, hi Preston, hi Parker."

"Hi TJ, we're almost there what are we going to do first?"

"We can eat mommy and me went shopping today so we got all the good stuff, daddy is already sampling some stuff, daddy put that down here comes mommy."

"Sam! Didn't I…"

"See, I'll see you soon Conniehey and I will be waiting for you by the front door."

Arf [I'm already there!]

Approximately 10 minutes later I was pulling in their drive way. Parker could wait for me to park before he bolted out my car. "TJ!"

"Parker!" They ran into each other arms. "Right on time I timed you with my watch, Preston, Deja is inside along with Aunt Denise so side-hug or wave from a distance. Remember gateway."

"I will." Checking myself out in the screen door I make eye contact with Deja my heart skipped a beat then it stopped. "Hi Mrs. Evans."

"Hello Preston, your hair is still growing in nicely; don't do anything that will jeopardize your life or hair. I tried to do a messed up job but Deja likes it anyway. So, Mercedes we're about to head on over to the house to get Preston all set up, you said that Puck shot him."

"Yes, Puck shot him, got him some place safe."

"Bummer, I bought my hatchet with me just in case something goes down I can be of assistance." Denise smiled slowly winning her over. "I saw that smile."

"Yes, you did because we're going out on a double date." Deja faced dropped. "Deja don't look so sad it's going to be fun, Mercedes we'll meet up with you later tell you about the double date. Deja you're riding with me."

"Okay mommy, I have to Anna listen dude is going to want you back but I have the best remedy for that, Squats!" I looked back. "I've done squats many of times and they all want me back."

"They want what?! Deja get off that phone, Preston to your car you doing squats! Get in there." Deja did a few squats in the driveway. "Squat one more time and see what I do those are gateway squats! Preston you know where we live Stevie is waiting on you."

"Yes, ma'am." I looked in my rearview mirror. "Deja whew! Be still I'm trying to live! In the words of Next, you making it hard for me I like the way you move...you making me want you!" I jumped. "Mr. Evans! Man I didn't know I was here so quick. Hi."

"Hey, where are Denise and Deja?"

"Um." I looked over my shoulder. "They are still at Sam's house Deja is, well was dancing because they right there."

"Sorry baby I had to set Deja straight, she tried it a few minute ago, I'm going to show Preston his home away from home follow me." She pushed Deja. "You go in front of me, eyes are gateway." Walking up the steps I focused on the wall we arrived to one of their guest rooms. "This is my room for while I'm here."

"Yes, it is, open it. You are the first one to see it I had to keep Deja out." I opened the door. "I hope you like it I decorated it myself. I like that picture."

"Mommy the wallpaper is of you holding your different hatchets smiling this is…"

"Appropriate Preston knows, get comfortable we'll be going out later, Deja if you stay in here leave this door open. I'll going to always have my eyes on you." She pointed at the wall.

Deja peaked out the door. "Good she's gone come with me there isn't any in the…BATHROOM!" She turned on the light. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mommy face is everywhere. Let's get your luggage."

"Yes, that would be a smart idea. You got mice?"

"No, why? Did you see a furry guy run by."

I nodded my head. "Yes, is that PawPaw's hamster Hammy?"

"Yes, that's Hammy back for his second visit, Aunt Mercedes said he came by today looking for him I don't know where he's at. Come on."

PawPaw's POV

I'm going back through all of the places that I bought Hammy along with me and the mall is one of those places. "Hammy are you here?! Excuse me have you seen my hamster? He's brown and white with two little eyes, a tail, and a mouth 4 yellow teeth he needs to brush them or chew some sticks, may have puffy cheeks because he's hoarding his food. You haven't thank you." I turned over this girl. "Have you seen? Damn! She is still slayed to the ground Mercedes did a number on her and no one helped her up! Excuse me have you seen…oh snicker doodles! I'll crumble these around the house to bring in Hammy."

A/N: Hammy is back in Denise house! Oh Lawd! How will she survive with that?! We'll pick this up tomorrow. Until then iamJLS!