Chapter 9

Everyone headed into the shack in awe. "Radical!" Craz exclaimed. "I also think it's radical!" Xyler said. A Stan Bat flew by Dipper walking down steps. "No refunds! No refunds! No refunds!" It repeats itself. Some of Stan's fears are shown. The gang entered Stan's memories, all speaking. "Whoa, look! All of Stan's memories!" Soos exclaimed. "Great. Sure there's plenty of memories of Stan bossing me around, can't wait to see more of that." Dipper complained. "Come on Dipper, we've gotta find the code before Bill does!" Mable reasoned. Mystine looked at them. 'Bill?'

"Mabel is talking!" Craz said. "So rad!" Xyler replied. "Let's get searching!" Soos exclaimed. The gang ran down hallway, panting. Dipper opened a door. It showed Stan in Colombian prison. "Jorge, Rico, you're the two best Colombian prison friends a fellah could make." Stan said, hugging them. "Espero que muera. (I hope he dies.)" Jorge said. "Sí." Rico replied.

"Nope!" Dipper closed the door. Soos opened another door. It showed young Stan outside a home. "Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? Stan-Vac: It sucks more than anything." Stan advertised. The door closed. "Gotta work on that." "Nope." Soos closed the door. Mabel opened another door. "Whoa, it's Stan on a date!" She exclaimed. It showed Stan on a date with lazy Susan, he seemed rather nervous. "So, your, uh... your eye is weird, let's... let's talk about that." He said. She just laughed. 'This is going terrible. I can't think of anything to say and she... looks weird up close. Think of a way out!' "NON-SPECIFIC EXCUSE!" He yelled, knocking the food over and running like his life depended on it.

"Yeesh." Mabel shut the door quickly. Dipper discovered a door titled, "Dipper Memories." "Look, guys! Memories about me!" dipper said and opened the door. "That doesn't seem like a good idea." Soos spoke up. "I just wanna know what the old guy really thinks of Me." dipper replied. "We already know how Stan feels about us! He loves us! We're great." Mable stated and walked away. "Yeah. Let's just keep moving." "More moving?" Xyler asked. "Yes! I love motion!" Craz replied.

Dipper walked a bit, but turned around and ran to the Dipper memories door and entered it. "Okay. Just a quick peek." he told himself. Dipper walked by the doors. The sound Stan calling Dipper echoed. Dipper walked in front of one of them and opened the door. Inside was a memory of Stan making Dipper chop firewood. "No buts! Now go and chop that firewood already!" Stan hit Dipper's head with a newspaper. Dipper walked away to chop the firewood. Stan sat on the couch. "Dude, Stan, I've been meaning ask you. Why are you so hard on Dipper all the time?" Soos asked. "Look, Soos, I'm gonna let you in on something. Wanna know what I really think?" he asked and whispered to Soos. Dipper leaned to listen to what Stan was saying. Stan whispering, "The kid's a loser. He's weak! He's an utter embarrassment! I just wanna get rid of him."

Dipper closed the door, depressed. "Hello? Code to Stan's safe? Where are you?" Soos asked no one in particular. "Opening and closing doors is fun!" One technicolored guy said "I can do it also!" The other replied. Soos opens a door. Inside the door Stan pushed the buttons of the vending machine. The vending machine opened and a secret hallway appeared. "If only people knew the truth, that hidden behind this vending machine, I secretly have a -" Stan was cut off by Soos closing the door. "BORING!" He said. Mabel stood in front of a door with "Top Secret" written on top of it. "Alright guys, I have a good feeling about this door!" Mabel opens the door. Inside it has a memory of Stan in the bathroom. "Hey, Mr. Tummy!" He greeted "Hey, Mr. Stan!" He replied, in a deeper voice. He continued to talk to himself "Are you hungry?" "Yes!" "Eat your crackers!" "Yum yum yum yum!" "Sweet Sally!" Mabel exclaimed, slamming the door. Mystine noticed Dipper had vanished but stayed with the others. "Hah, we've been searching forever! What if the triangle guy finds the memory before we do?" Soos asked.

"If we wanna find Stan's memory, we gotta think like Stan. He's always hiding stuff, right?" Mable asked. "Yeah! Like how he hides his arrest warrants under that rug in the gift shop?" "Soos, that's it! Look!" She walked over to a rug and found a door under it. Everyone gasped. Mabel opened the door. Stan kissed the deed and put it into the safe. "There ya go." He closed the safe door. "And now to input the code. 13, 44, and finally..." Soos closed the door. "Dude! We found it!" He exclaimed. "Yeah!" She exclaimed. "But what do we do now? Jinx!" Xyler and Craz exclaimed. "Um... um... Let's just destroy the door before Bill can find it!" Mable said and found a battle-ax. "Wait! Maybe I should do it! My big fat arms are great at destroying stuff!" He explained. "Oh, okay." Mable replied. Soos began to lift up the door with some kind of psychic power. As he did this, another Soos walks in. "Hey guys! I just saw a memory of Stan roller skating and wearing short-shorts!" He paused. "Didn't look... didn't look that bad! Hey, something weird is goin' on here."

The first "Soos" laughed and changed into Bill. "Boy, you kids sure are gullible! I knew you'd lead me straight to the code!" He bragged "it's funny how dumb you are!" He laughed again. "The combination to Stan's safe. Boy that was even easier than I thought!" Mabel flushed Red with embarrassment. "Oh, yeah? Well, you're a-a stink face!" She snapped. "Awesome comeback, Mabel!" Xyler added. "Don't treat me like a child, Xyler." She replied harshly. Bill flew off, laughing all the way. "Later, suckers!" "Come on! We've gotta save Stan!" Mabel yelled, starting to run after him. Mystine transformed and ran after Bill quickly. Dipper stood still, and crossed his arms angrily. "Why should I save him, huh?" He asked "I work for Stan day and night and all he does in return is say he wants to get rid of me." Mabel stops. "Dipper, I'm sure that's not true." She tried to assure him. "I saw it with my own eyes in one of his memories, Mabel!" He argued "He always picked on me and now I know why. Stan hates me!" Everyone gasped.

"Dipper, it doesn't matter what you saw. If we don't stop Bill, we'll lose the Shack!" Mabel said. "No! You know what? Not this time. For once this is one of Stan's problems I'm not gonna fix." Dipper snapped. Mabel gave up. "Fine. Come on, Soos. We'll save Stan ourselves." She said, pulling Soos along with her. Mystine had ran ahead. As Bill flew away from them, he opened every door he passed. A phone ringing sound rang through the halls. Bill touches his bow tie revealing he had a call from Gideon. "Y'ello?" He greeted. "Bill! Did you find the memory with the combination yet?" The doll-child asked "Relax, short stack." He answered "I got it right here." Gideon laughed "Perfect. Now give it to me and we'll finish our bargain." "Finally! It's-you got a pen there? It's 13, 44-" the door was suddenly shot out of his hand by a nyarf gun. "Ah! No no no! Wait, no!" Bill exclaimed, trying to go after it. The door falls into a memory and into the bottomless pit, where Stan is giving a tour.

"...and none more bottomless than the bottomless pit! Which you can see here is bottomless." He explained, watching the door fall down "Whoa! Whatever that was it's gone forever!" The door closed. Behind Bill is Mabel who shot the door with a nyarf gun. "Ha ha! Boom!" She shouted. "Mabel did it!" Xyler and Craz exclaimed. "The Shack is safe!" Soos cried happily. "The deal's off!" Gideon exclaimed. Mystine was standing beside Mable. "Wa-wait! No! Wait!" Bill cried. "I'm swichin' to plan B!" Gideon Said, ending the call. The screen turns off and Bill's body cracked to pieces and fell off. Then Bill's body reappeared as red. The voice in his head got louder and louder and then consumed him.

He couldn't stop if he wanted to. "YOU!" He hissed, glaring at Mabel and Soos "You can't even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I'm like..." His voice changed deep and demonic "WHEN I'M MAD?!" A giant rock shaped like Stan's head came out of the ground and lifted them high into the air. Bill slowly grew bigger until he was gigantic. "EAT NIGHTMARES!" Bill cried as they screamed. Mystine's eyes widened.

(Bill has gotten angry and Grimm has taken over. Grimm is basically Bill's Demon side while Bill is his human half. Like Sophie and Sapphire.)