A/N: Okay, so this was written from Friday night to about 4 hours ago (4 hours ago being 4am on Sunday Morning). Like I said in the previous chapter, this is co-written with pixieevil - Claire - who lives up the road from me. This is just a teaser chapter - we're writing a full story that I'd rather turn into a 'new story' rather than have an uber long document. I know, I know...I haven't updated Grovesdale High in a while, but I wrote a couple of chapters of that while I was at Claire's, so that'll be uploaded soon too! And I won't be posting this one at all until we've completed the whole story.

Rating: G/K

"Guess what! Guess what!" Kurt cried, excitedly bouncing up and down with the phone pressed to his ear.

"Hi to you too. What's going on?" Blaine asked, bouncing as well, catching Kurt's enthusiasm.

"We're pregnant!"

Blaine went rigid.

"Blaine?" Kurt seemed worried. "You still there?"

"…What?"

Kurt chuckled. "We're getting a baby!"

Blaine couldn't even. His brain was just…what?

"Huh?"

Kurt laughed happily.

"A baby! We have to start thinking of names! What do you think? I mean…it has to be stylish – it'd be awkward if it wasn't. I personally like T-"

"Whoa!" Blaine cut him off, seeming to find his voice. "Go back. Way...way back." Blaine cleared his throat. "Start from the beginning. Why are we getting a baby?"

Kurt giggled. "Okay, so in our home economics class, we rotate between cooking, design and early childhood studies." He giggled excitedly again. "So this term is early childhood! We get babies!"

"Not real ones though…right?"

Kurt laughed again. "No. They're plastic, but they cry and need changing and feeding – just like real babies."

Blaine was still kind of stunned. But he was getting there.

"Wow."

A/N: My school has this program and I've been surrounded by adorable plastic babies lately. Thus this fic was inspired. Also, I've had about 1.5hrs sleep, so please excuse all mistakes that I've made while typing this up.

Hey guys, guess how many chapters away THE CHAPTER is... :D

24 days until Glee.

EDIT: This story can now be found here :D .net/s/7351890/1/Daddy_Lessons

Also - now it's 17 days until Glee
:D