A/N: Friday drop! I'm off to work on the next I haven't said this in a while I didn't clown and I mean that. That had one folk up in the break room losing it. I'll never forget that. Lol Anyway y'all know the drill.

Happy Reading (:

TJ's POV

Tank stupid self decided that it would be a good idea for him to call in to the Rickey Smiley Morning Show and go toe to toe with my Aunt Denise, PawPaw and Mercedes Mafia they are on the same level as the Beyhive you won't want it with them. "Continue to act like you can't be struck down your day is coming." I mumbled.

"I know this isn't satellite radio so I can't say what I want but Tank I can't stand your ass you think you are the best thing to ever walk the face of the earth you are the clump of crap that comes out a dog ass it's fine when it's left to itself but once step it stinks like you do! I heard about your little situation you had awhile back while you were keeping Big Bubba part 1 company. Got crabs."

"I got crabs! Last time he touched me I got pink poop eye! Get your hands off me Sarah nasty self…." Sarah covered my mouth giving me the evil eye.

"Good shut his ass up I got the phone on mute anyway that little outburst won't be heard."

"Tank, Tank are you there! I think he hung up on us Tank call us back…."

He kissed his teeth. "Nah I'm here just had a little malfunction I dropped my phone and put you guys on mute or me on mute anyway. Forget her. Look I'm just calling in to let you all know that Mercedes isn't all that she claim to be you know this chick forged this document so she can put Sam's name on it."

"Listen here trunk! My granddaughter didn't do no such thing your ass wasn't there to sign it! If my memory serves me right weren't you off doing your own damn thing!"

"Shut up old man."

"Look here I may be old and I am a man but I'm still young enough to get your ass in check I beat it once, I did it twice, I did it a third time, do you want DTS better known as Dynamite Too Sharp to get your ass again. Little Punk I only see you as a sperm donor. You're nothing like a good father!"

"Tank face it u are Trash. Worthless dog poop. Now bring TJ back to his rightful parents and go catch a deadly disease messing with that trifling thing Sarah!"

"Hey!" Sarah smacked Tank in the back of his head. "Give your phone. Don't you be talking to my man like that! You don't know him he told me about your advances at him. Aren't you married your husband not doing it right?"

"Listen you little smelly whore. Go jump off the highest mountain taste like chicken my foot. Taste like empty sardines cans in a landfill. Sweetie don't worry about how my man handles this. All you need know is you'll never get it. So y'all wanna order something on Amazon cause I'm not giving that slut anymore of my attention. She can fall in a gutter crack and drown with the hood rats."

Rock T laugh made me laugh Aunt Denise don't play. "That's funny." Sarah punched me in my leg. "Ow! Why did you hit me?! That hurt!"

"Jackson shut up! I-I mean TJ. Damn!" He rolled down the window tossing out his phone." Shit TJ you just had to make your presence known!" What is that supposed to mean? They know that I with you anyway dummy.

"No way Tank you have no right or reason to be hitting TJ! Here Rickey hold me back!"

"Slice her throat….Santana! What are you doing here?!"

"That piece of dirt hit my nephew! I was on my way to the studio when I heard you guys so I made a b-line here my trunk is filled with matches! We need Tabby back in full effect! Is he still on the damn line? Listen Tank I'm going to say this in English so you'll understand where I'm coming from when I see you I'm going to light you up like a fire cracker I'm training Gabby to do the same! ¿No se lo hagas!"[Translation: Won't he do it!]

"She usually says that whole thing in Spanish what hit her? Probably wanted me to make it easy for me like I don't know Spanish I speak it Hoelo that means hello or is it Hulu either way I know it. Shoot I'm not even pissed off at "Mercedes Mafia", as I am with Jackson. Why did you shout out while I was doing that interview? Huh? You trying to get my ass caught?! Your answer better not be yes."

I wanted to say yes badly but had I did it would be another beating. "N-No I'm actually having fun. I don't even remember what my life was like before." He smiled and I forced a smile that satisfied him and he started up a conversation with Shane lopsided head I put my jacket over my head crying because I lied I remember everything about home and there is no other place that I'd rather be.

"Why you got your jacket over your face? Are you crying?" I shook my head. "Better not be because I told you that big boys don't cry. See me I never cried I didn't even cry when your grandmother died. She would be so happy to see you and this plan go through. When you say your prayers at night thank your grandmother for thinking this up. You want McDonald's to eat?"

"Okay."

Mercedes POV

"Conniehey care to join me up here in bed I'm going through this photo album of TJ thought you might like to see your little buddy when he was a baby."

Arf [Sure why not let me get on up here. Are these photos of him in the womb? Did he have all the gadgets that Alex J does?]

I opened the book to the first page. "This is TJ right here this is him at 6 weeks old, right here he is six months as you see he doesn't have what this one have that's inside me. It was just me and this little guy. I couldn't wait until he was born, and this is him and his donor when they finally came to visit me only because his mother came back in town had she not returned he wouldn't have come." Conniehey scratched Tank face all up. "Conniehey you beat me to the punch."

"What punch?" Sam came in the room followed by Ray and Azimio with trays of food. "I thought that you might be hungry went down and raided the kitchen of all the good food chicken, shrimp, got some ice cream, Doritos. Thanks guys." I reached for the bag of Doritos. "Good choice, save me some what you want to watch? Dreamgirls, the Facts of Life, TJ's favorite 101 Dalmatians, or the mystery box which one."

"Surprise me. I heard some unfamiliar voices down there. Who is all here?"

"The whole family Denise called a meeting at the last minute she was up speaking about the multiple ways to kill Tank once we get TJ home she thinks that his demise is coming soon also she has a new shirt in the mix along with Santana who is recording another CD, title pending they're going to listen to their interview from yesterday."

Slowly I sipped on my water. "Santana is coming out with another CD no wonder she couldn't make it to the luncheon. Although I didn't read my speech what did you think about what I wrote?"

"I loved it. Reading it took me back to the summer of this year this was a wild and crazy summer my only thing I wish I could have done was when you shouted for me to share my story was to tell them of the first time TJ called me daddy like that was just one of my best days ever and how it made me felt like you remember he called everyone either aunt or uncle and here I was just Mr. Sam." He repeatedly blinked his eyes as they filled with tears. "Then it happened, daddy. Daddy, I was daddy it was music to my ears to hear him say that but Tank has took that away."

"Baby, Tank hasn't taken anything away you are his father remember you…."

"I know I remember what I said when we went to alter TJ's birth certificate and that clerk was checking me out but what I'm saying is he took my moment from me to come home and hear, "daddy you're home", and he'd jump in my arms and you would come from out the kitchen wobbling then we'd kiss and TJ say "do it again" and we would, Alex J would kick up a storm." He placed his hand on my stomach. "Then I'd tell Alex J this is what mommy and daddy do and this is what got you inside here. I want that back." I kissed the top of his head as he lay over on my chest. "That's why we're going to watch our home movies well one tonight fill this room with his voice if only for tonight and this video is TJ's christening."

Arf [Awww look at him all dressed in white my buddy was sharp] Arf Arf

"That's right Conniehey Mama Jones went all out for TJ, she even had a piñata in the shape of a cross, Mercedes wasn't for it you'll see it later in the movie."

"Hi Uncle Artie! Can I do some recording too? I know this day is about me but I want to get y'all. How do I hold it? Like this. I got it. I'm going upstairs to see what mommy and daddy are up too."

"What were we up to that day?" TJ lightly knocked on the door before opening our clothes were laid on the bed. "Oh my goodness he got that on video!"

"Mommy and daddy are doing it! She's probably jumping on him or he's jumping on her you can't really hear much wait I hear something."

"I should have fixed the bar so I can grab onto that pole but you can grab on to this pole you gonna slide on it. Oooh not to loud."

"TJ! Come back here with my camcorder I want to get some shots outside of the house."

"Coming! That ladies and gentlemen was my mommy and daddy doing it the they are working on my little brother pray mommy doesn't have an organism like the last time she said "Sammmm", then me and all of my cousins got in trouble I need her to stay up for my ceremony! Here you go Uncle Artie, grandma! They not ready yet they are showering together."

We fell out laughing. "Oh my goodness! I told you I heard someone in our room on that Sunday and Artie let that on the DVD! I can't believe this! Your parents got a copy; my parents got a copy, all the aunts and uncles."

"Saaaammmmm!"

"TJ stop saying that before your mother comes down here and give you a part 2, come on let's eat a little snack."

Alex J's POV

Hold up wait a minute! Did I hear that right Cinny? Mommy and daddy were getting it in on a Sunday think that was around the time mommy got pregnant with me. We can check on the calendar my phone is buzzing. I got to answer this. Hello wassup cuzzos. How is the meeting?

Gatewayers: The meeting is going good mommy just said "Tank gotta die for the" the millionth time I think I lost count after she said it in her dreams. Just checking on you Alex J. How is Aunt Mercedes holding on?

She's fine they are watching home videos of TJ of his christening I miss my brother he may have called me a boy many of times but I knew he loved me even though he fainted at my gender revel party *kick*

Gatewayers: We won't get that, we not having anything until TJ comes back. I don't even know the kid and I miss him. You know how long he's going to be gone?

"Sam, how long is TJ going to be gone?"

"Gabby boo! We can take our photo next! I love you mommy and daddy!"

"I don't know. I just don't know."

A/N: I'll be back Tuesday, midnight, afternoon, evening on the throne until then iamJLS