A/N: As you all know I do not clown I'm very serious. [laughs] I barely could type that with a straight face but in this chapter I didn't clown while talking on the phone a few nights ago Denise dropped this word of wisdom on me pertaining to my foolishness, "I learned a long time ago don't drink no water don't eat no food just read. Drinking water you either spit it or choke". Denise learned the hard away and recently she'd joined Monica in the laughter upper room. Also Happy Halloween!

Alex J's POV

Cinny: Why isn't that thing happens that usually happens Alex J wake up something has gone horribly wrong usually wake up.

Huh Cinny what's wrong? *kick*

Cinny: Aunt Santana hasn't prayed! She always drops one day when something goes wrong.

*kick* Maybe she ran out of oil. *kick, kick, kick* Come on Cinny that was funny alright I'll pray put your paws together. *kick kick* Sarah you are going to hell pack your zzzzzzz

JJ's POV

"Shhhhh….calm down Gabby calm down let go of Aunt Mercedes." Deja picked up Gabby. "I'm going to take Gabby home with me if my mom asks tell her that I went home and Preston is coming by. Okay JJ."

"Yeah, I'll tell her and do me a favor hide the hatchet she has by her side of the bed if she kicked down a door on Stevie in her condition I'd hate to see what she's going to do when he returns home."

"Now you want me to hide her hatchets after all the damage she has done I'll do it come on Gabby. I'll let you dress Bailey to cheer you up."

"Is it just me or are you surprised that Santana didn't bless us with a prayer hearing that."

I opened my mouth to say something and then it happened. "No tengo mis partidos, pero lo que tengo es la oración de Jesús Sé que suponga para mantenerme cerca de la cruz, pero esta vez me doy la confirmación de alejarse de la cruz para que yo pueda dar una palmada que ho tonta que ella está pidiendo un latido abajo de todas las bajadas de ritmo que ella quiere pelear elegir a alguien de mi tamaño me encajo los requisitos gran destrucción será encontrado.. [Translation: I don't have my matches but what I got is prayer Jesus I know you suppose to keep me near the cross but this time give me the confirmation to move away from the cross so I can slap that ho silly she is asking for a beat down of all beat downs she want to fight pick somebody my size I fit the requirements great destruction will come across…..] Someone cut off Santana and they began to pray.

"Dear heavenly father please give me the knowledge to kill Sarah and make so they never find the body. And while you're it at clear out a special place in hell for her just a cross from Tank's disgusting face. These things I ask in your mighty name Jesus. Amen and amen again."

"Spoke too soon I know I shouldn't laugh the situation is serious but this is too damn funny Santana wasn't finished praying I know "won't he do it" in Spanish now I was waiting to hear it Denise cut her off praying who is that? Puck! I've heard it all now."

"And Jesus least we not forget that big slop called Shane that lived with us but his only intention was to get next to my sis but I nipped it in the bud when I tossed his ass out to the driveway and…."He stopped seeing all eyes were on him. "What? Oh Denise can bust out in a prayer Santana can pray but I can't pray Santana isn't the only one who can get some oil hey I'm off to pack."

"I'm right behind you gotta get up there before PawPaw starts praying once he starts he doesn't know when to stop."

"Dang Stevie what in the hell happened to your head got that huge bump back there." Stevie popped his hand. "You don't want me to touch it fine. How did he get it? Hello are you going to answer my question."

"Give me some time! Can't you see I'm injured thanks JJ, ow it's cold I can't believe that Denise kicked down the door in her condition! I'm going to lie down in the game room that's too much to handle on top of Sarah beating TJ."

"What is he talking about Sarah beating TJ? How does he know that Sarah beat TJ?"

I sucked my teeth. "Where were you when Sam shouted out that TJ had called?" He belched loudly, patting his stomach. "Of course you didn't hear him too busy stuffing your face TJ called Mercedes phone everyone crowded in there to talk to him but our call with him didn't last long because Sarah popped out of nowhere hitting TJ ending the call in the process everyone is upset especially Santana she was so stunned it delayed her epic prayers."

"JJ when PawPaw and Monica come out of the office tell them we're waiting outside I would tell them myself but PawPaw is praying and you know how that goes at my 5th birthday party PawPaw prayed so long the candles on my cake melted I didn't get a wish."

I fell out laughing. "I remember that and your cake caught on fire that was one of the best parties ever we've since learned. Safe travels cuz text me when you land."

"Travel, where are they going?" I took a sip of my water. "They aren't going where I think they are going I have this under control the Maryland police will go to the house and get TJ its simple call them back here it's going to interfere with the investigation."

"No, I won't call them back they aren't going where you think they are so calm down. I'm going to check on my sister. You can finish off that plate."

Pucks POV

"Puck the house is empty I went all up and through there, they gone that's TJ's watch. Do you mind?" She handed him the watch. "It still works."

"Did you just say TJ? Oh my gosh! That was TJ?! He was right here and I didn't do anything to help save him! I am so, so sorry. How could I not and I was going to…."

I heard the sirens in the distance I walked away leaving J3 with the neighbor my phone buzzing in my hand I didn't answer. "Puck why did you leave me back there with that quack job? She back there telling me about her pipes and stuff the only way I broke from her was to send Alex J a text message to call me and get this she did she laughed at me but it worked. You know your phone is ringing right?"

"Yeah it's Sam I'll talk to him once we get to the room how do I tell him again that I was this close to getting TJ first time I was drunk but I was sober enough to think I attribute that to Santana prayer CD She Got that Oil the Spanish version English wasn't cutting it. Do you think that they moved because TJ called us?"

"Probably but TJ did say that enrolled him in school one of the kids recognized him the kid tell his or her parents and off they went if only we were here 20 minutes earlier we could have had TJ then back to the coast. Are you about ready to head to the hotel I'm sleepy bro."

"No look around you the police are here multiple news crew they know TJ was here I didn't think that detective would do much proved me wrong thought his ass was bluffing let's watch."

"Breaking news at 10 missing child here in our city but is on the run with his kidnappers. Right here in the neighborhood of Loch Raven in this house behind lived the little boy from California who has been missing for a month and he was right under our noses we talk to the neighbors to get their thoughts about this. Excuse me ma'am did you know that TJ, Mercedes Jones son lived in that house?"

"No, I did not know I found out a few hours ago I was going to break my lease because they had to work on the pipes glad I didn't because I would have never met his two uncles be being nosy I picked up TJ's watch and the police came by and searched they didn't find anything because it was all gone I know because I looked around their property."

"What does that have to do with anything? Pipes ma'am? Next question, did you see Tank, Sarah or Shane? Did you talk to any of them?"

"I did talk to Sarah I didn't know at the time it was her because she didn't introduce herself as Sarah it was another name it escapes me at the moment. I feel so bad because had I known I would have called the police to help him out I saw them when they left and it was the big guy Shane changed the license plate to another one not a Maryland one I have bad eyes I didn't catch the new number."

"Well if you have bad eyes how did you know they changed the plate?"

"I know what I know because like I said I walked around the property I came upon it I picked it up put it in my house they thought this thing out you'll never catch them."

J3 tapped me holding out his phone. "Hello Sam no we were 20 minutes let we missed them the neighbor gave us…Mercedes!"

Tank POV

After TJ let the cat out of the bag at school then contacting his non-relatives we had to leave because I knew that they were going to send someone after me. "Sarah I just want to say that I'm sorry for hitting you." I kissed her cheek. "I'll never do it again as long when I tell you to bring your ass that's what I mean just wanted to let you know that. Anyway did you see what I see when we left?"

"No, here Tank have a piece of this."

"Sarah why are you giving that man 3 inches of a six inch give the man all six inches hell I gave you all of mine and you liked it. Who got jokes now? Excuse me while eat my foot long. " Tank smacked Shane causing him to drop his sandwich. "Hey! What did my foot long do to you? I was going to eat that."

"That foot long didn't do anything to me it's you and that sandwich is giving me visuals of you and Sarah of which I don't want to have no wonder you stopped tasting like chicken and started tasting like scrapple but look Puck is out here he and Mercedes cousin are here and we have this baby to blame this. Why did you call home TJ? You don't like being with us?"

"No I don't I hate being with you the reason that I called home was to hear my mommy and daddy voice but I got more than that I heard everyone voice that loves me from my favorite uncle down to my least favorite ex-boo and dog that's all. Is it wrong for me to call the people that I love?"

"Hell yeah! Because they don't love you! I do! I wouldn't be going through this shit now if I didn't care. There you go again tossing that blanket over your head to cry. Grow the fuck up. I'm taking over driving he's crying like I inconvenienced him. Sarah shut his ass up."

A/N: Don't forget to FALL BACK tomorrow we get that one extra hour of sleep you know when the next chapter drop when it hits your email until then iamJLS