A/N: More school fluff :D
They'd been studying quietly on Kurt's bed for twenty minutes before Blaine gave a defeated sigh, pushing his book away in disgust.
"Kurt, I can't do this." He said quietly, a small whine in his voice. He was sick of staring and not understanding.
"Sure you can Blaine, it's easy, we did it in grade five." Kurt told him absently, pushing his book back towards him with one hand, not bothering to look up from his own book.
"But I never understood it!" Blaine protested, playing nervously with his pencil, refusing to look up, not wanting to meet Kurt's eyes.
"Really?" Kurt stopped, looking up at his embarrassed boyfriend.
"It all just looks like a bunch of retarded faces..." Blaine said sadly, staring down at his mostly blank sheet of paper. "Why did they have to confuse it with arrows?"
"Confuse what with arrows?" Kurt asked, moving to sit next to him on the bed.
"Maths." Blaine sighed, gesturing to his textbooks.
"Look, what don't you get?" Kurt asked gently, nudging him with his shoulder.
"What the arrows mean." Blaine told him with a sigh. "I know one side of the arrows is supposed to mean greater than, and the other side of the arrow smaller than, but I don't get which side means which. And every time I do start to get it, I forget again." He sighed. "I don't have a math brain."
Kurt took his book off of him, carefully drawing something on the first sum before handing it back.
"There we go." He said proudly.
"Wait, what?" Blaine asked in confusion.
"See these teeth?" Kurt asked, pointing out where he'd drawn them. "That's a crocodile mouth, Crocodiles are greedy, so they always try to eat the bigger number." Kurt explained patiently.
Blaine studied his page for a little while, frowning in concentration.
"So... The crocodile eats the bigger of the two values?" he asked.
"Yup." Kurt said happily, going back to his own notes, pleased with himself for managing to help Blaine. They worked quietly for another few minutes, Blaine mumbling under his breath as he wrote in his book.
Finished with his English homework, Kurt stretched happily, putting his book on his bedside table. He paused before he picked up the next subject in his pile of books, listening to Blaine with his head tilted slightly to the side.
"Crocodile eats the biggest number, turns his back to the little number." Blaine mumbled. "Crocodiles are greedy, they om nom numbers." He muttered, scribbling on his page.
"Blaine..?" Kurt asked, trying to hide his laughter. Blaine blushed, shutting his book to hide the page.
"Look, the teeth help me remember alright?" he started guiltily.
"I wasn't laughing at that." Kurt told him, taking Blaine's book off of him. "I was laughing at what you were saying." He giggled, opening Blaine's book and looking at the crocodiles Blaine had drawn everywhere.
"What I was saying? Why? What did I say?" Blaine asked in confusion.
"Om nom numbers." Kurt giggled. "Om nom numbers, Blaine? Seriously?"
Blaine blushed.
"Go away." He mumbled, rolling over and hiding his face, leaning his head against Kurt's leg.
"Blaine, were you imagining crocodiles eating numbers?" Kurt asked, lifting a hand to pet at his hair. He was teasing and he loved it.
Blaine grumbled into the bed cover, nodding slightly.
Kurt laughed again, stopping when Blaine looked up at him with a hurt expression.
"Oh baby, I'm sorry... It's just...Om nom numbers?" Kurt choked out through his laughter. Blaine glared for a second longer before joining in. "
"Okay, that is pretty funny." He admitted, smiling as he reclaimed his maths book off of Kurt.
Kurt went back to where he'd been sitting before, leaning against the head of his bed, reaching for the next subject with a sigh.
"Hey, whatever works right?"
"Whatever works..." Blaine nodded with a grin. "Now…have you got a special trick for trig?"
A/N: Om nom nom nom...
Good episode as well. I was so impressed.