Hello everyone! So, this, as you might notice (but hopefully not) is my first story here! Reeeeally excited and nervous, and I've crossed my fingers so hard hoping you will like it, that I'm sure they are broken soon...
Anyways, I am so happy that you who are currently reading this took your time to read my story, and I adore you already. This story is about Ellisiv and Elsa, meeting two men (and a company!) which I think many of us wish we'd met in reality too ;) The story's gonna be popped with lemons, but I will give an alarm so that you will be warned and prepared.
As I said, this is a story who takes place in 2015 with the Hobbits characters, so of course there will be certain changes. BUT, DO NOT LEAVE QUITE YET! There will maaaybe be some magic in here too *wink* But the characters are not walking around in armor and stuff 24/7. They still got some beard though. But now I talk too much, sorry. I hope you enjoy it and maybe give it a follow or review! I got more chapters coming ~~~
Chapter 2
"It's alright, I do it all the time myself," he said kindly and smiled with only one side of his mouth up. He was so charming and damnit, she would not let herself ruin this opportunity!
"I'm so sorry, I do not know how I can just do someth… Yes, you understand. But, sure! Let's go and hopefully I will not land on some Sikh-men on the way," she said and she heard the most wondrous laugh from him.
"I saw that," and he continued laughing. "It's not funny!" Elsa said while trying to be serious, but she couldn't hold the laugher inside so she joined him.
"HEY! Where do you think you're taking her? Run, Elsa! I will hold him up!" Elsa heard Ellisiv screaming behind her. Oh no, embarrassment part two coming up…
Elsa turned and tried to give Ellisiv a look that told her that everything was okay and that this handsome stranger wasn't abducting her. "Ellisiv," she said warningly.
"You know what? Just because you're handsome and stuff does not mean that you can just TAKE my bestfriend away from me in the middle of the street! Who on earth do you think you are? Have you given her that rapingdrug? God, I will call the police!" Ellisiv rambled on and Elsa just wanted to sink through the ground. Never had she ever been so embarrassed of her friend.
"Ellisiv! He is not abducting me!" Elsa said through her teeth. Ellisiv stopped her rambling and looked at the two of them.
"Oh," she said shortly. "Well, that was awkward…" She went over to the two and took her hand forth for the handsome stranger to shake.
"Ellisiv, her bestfriend," she said and smiled big at him. He smiled, and you could see that he was trying to stifle a laugh. He took her hand and softly answered: "Thorin."
Lara was sure that by now all he wished to do was to leave these two crazy creatures, but shockingly enough, he stayed.
"So, shall we go to that café or not?" He said calmly. "Sure," Elsa said and was preparing her leave when Ellisiv coughed. "I just have to do something reaaaally important like saving cats from the, um, yeah, so I can't go with you – sorry. But, I hope we'll see each other later!" Ellisiv said and went over to Elsa.
"Get that that man and that D, girl, I have my faith in you. May the force be with you," she said and kissed Elsa's cheek before venturing off amongst all the 'giants'.
"Well, she was surely something," he said and met Elsa's eyes. Elsa looked embarrassed away.
"I'm sorry, she just has this crazy imagination that sometimes get the best of her," she said. "Shall we go?" He said and held his arm out for her to take. She looked shocked at him.
"What? I am fond of old gestures, and I think that the hold-arm-thing is so utterly beautiful that I just have to do it myself sometimes… with the right people, that is," he said and smiled charmingly. Oh God. Elsa would surely die of need for this man who liked OLD GESTURES!
She calmly linked her arm with his and together they went for the café. She felt like she was back in Pride and Prejudice or Jane Eyre or Sense and Sensibility. She was happy. Oh, so incredibly happy. Maybe this man was the one? Or maybe he was a fraud? Someone who just liked tricking girls into his web before eating them alive? Stop it, Elsa, you have been far too much with Ellisiv. Your imagination is running wild. It is possible he's just trying to be nice? Hmmmm.
Ellisiv's eyes followed her bestfriend and the handsome stranger while they walked into the café.
"Why on earth is she the only one that gets the boys? What am I to do? Maybe I'll have to dress myself naked and stand in the middle of the street," she told herself while thinking deeply on what to do. Then some men came and stepped on her toes. She looked up and saw four-fucking-Sikh-men again, but not the same ones.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?" Ellisiv bursted out, and looked embarrassed down at once. She don't usually talk like that to strangers BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY – HOW CAN NOT ANYONE SEE HER FEET?! AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SIKH MEN AROUND?! ARGH.
"Sorry," she mumbled before rushing far far away from those men. What has gotten into her? She has gotten even crazier than normal. Oh, wait. Was that even possible? Hm. Maybe it's the stress since she got told that she received the role of the big film "All Souls Night" and she was the motherfucking main-character! She had NEVER played the main-character before, 'cause you usually have to be beautiful, hot, white and sexy, and hopefully a man, to even get the big roles. Argh, her inner-feminist screamed of irritation, but she calmed down.
Surely, this emotional ups and downs was because she were to get the period soon. Or, it could be because the manly main-character in the film was to be Kili Bow. How could she act normal around him? How could she act like she was not in love with him in the beginning of the movie since she already was soooo in love with him? Life's a bitch, sincerely Ellisiv.
And now her bestfriend ditched her! Well, maybe not ditched her, but the handsome stranger swept her over her feet and took her with him, so that was ditching. Well, maybe not, Ellisiv had after all said that she couldn't join them. Okay, so maybe she didn't ditch her. But why did she get this handsome stranger with oh, so lovely butt crazy for her? How? She seriously needed the recipe – her parents had begun asking her about her love life. Oh, how many times wasn't she tempted to say; "What love life?" But she kept her tongue. It was completely normal for a 20-year old girl to be single.
"And virgin," a voice whispered inside her head. Shut up, voice. Maybe there some day will come this prince on a white horse with lots of muscles (not too much) and propose to her and make intense-drop-down love to her so that her virginity was worth saving, 'cause he wants to know that his woman only has been his.
Really, Ellisiv? Really? How of a hopeless romantic are you? Soon, you're going to go and buy those cheap romance books that's like 4 books in 1!
"Well, shit," she told herself. "I already got some of them. I'm really on a low point..."
Ellisiv sighed, but understood that she should do something on her own now - not stand outside the cafè staring in.
Where did she like to be? THE LIBRARY! Yes, the library. There was this really great old man there who always made sure she had everything she needed!
Sofie stopped and blinked. I hope he's not in love with me, she thought. No, he had a lovely wife. So she continued her adventure towards the library – but of course not without a couple of feet stepping on her.
