A/N: I'm doing something a little different right now Denise and Mary are actually in front of me they don't know that I'm about to drop this chapter right now I'm waiting for them to get their notifications. This shall be interesting!
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POV inside Sam's nuts
Slow day inside the factory we haven't had any action in weeks up why we got to suffer we handle the lower half the brain does everything else. Shorty over there doing jump and jacks, she is doing weights, that sperm right there is doing chin-ups, me I'm working on my stroke to increase my swim time which brings me to number 300 million who sits right here on her computer doing absolutely nothing. Hey you! I wouldn't be messing with that electronic device that won't do you any good if you make it to there, why did I say "if" you aren't going to make it there.
Sperm Alex J: Like the little engine that could I'm the little sperm that could.
In your dreams I bet you think that when he's jerking it's the real deal.
Sperm Alex J: If I don't hear a moan or a "do it Sam" I'm not moving saves me a lot of heartache unlike those other fools.
"Shit I'm about to bust…."
Sperm: He's bussing this is it! Swim, swim, swim, quit shoving I'm we all get an equal chance.
"I'm cumming yeah all over my chest and stomach."
Sperm: Chest and stomach! ABORT! ABORT! ABORT! This is not CLASSIFIED MISSION 9MONTHS MERCEDES EGG THIS IS A FALSE ALAR- - -
Sperm Alex J: There goes your leader without the trophy going to be wiped off Sam's chest and wash down the drain like his other students of the lowly left-nut community. Jerk off! Back to the matter at hand if June isn't good, April and May are fine the distance to travel is times pi equals not accounting for the occasional wrong turn I drew up this map to help me out. I know what you are thinking, how does a sperm that hasn't left her home of the hot left nut know where to go and she hasn't been on the inside yet or around the scene of zone, one word Google! Read up on a millions of me so I got me a rain coat, a diver outfit protect me against the elements, my smell radar, the closer I get to the egg it cracks on my EPS I'm set.
Later that night…
*clears throat* All sperm plus the laptop toting gadget having and 1 which makes it 300 million of us gather around the makeshift egg for those who don't know our leader Head Commander Seed who was thrust into premature battle of expulsion because Sam couldn't let go of his stick it felt to god a moment of silence for him. *2 seconds of silence* We should all remember him for his words that have never rang much truer lead with the head not with the tail. Now Head Command Seed acknowledges second in command.
*salutes* Sir why did we only have a two second moment of silence?
Two seconds because that's how long it too Sam to nut one tug that was it Mercedes is holding out on him on the account of he left the door unlocked TJ caught Mercedes in a compromising position on her knees giving…
Sperm Alex J: D-Daddy was g-getting' some head just g-getting some head.
He not your daddy! He my daddy I already got claims on that egg TJ wants a brother and a boy it shall be and it's me float to the left because your ass not gonna be right your phone just lit up too preoccupied let's go guys we have to show these newbies how it's done but first our cheer song on your tails sing and dance! "Let's get some pussy tonight, let us bust up in Mercedes tonight you're already lucky go ahead and squeeze that ducky let's aim for that egg alright. Off to the crash course then the real deal where only the strong survive! Follow meI got that special feeling that something good is going to happen for us I just feel lit. *rolls eyes*we're going to swim the tunnel of love you hear that song Sam is singing. Listen!
"Mercedes I'll lick you up and down I won't even stop I'm gonna play with your body baby get you all hot I'm going to do all the things you want me to do 'cause tonight Mercedes I'm gonna get freaking with you by taking your underwear off with my teeth gently nibbling tastiest of all treats I want to hear you beg me to eat you. I'll eat you until there is little left, with the little left I'll eat you until there is none left. Hold on baby not so quick close your legs leave those on."
"Sam do you feel this! Give me your hand you feel this on your hand all this wetness is your fault you will not tease me by nibbling you'll just dive in and eat me."
"But….."
"EAT ME! Mmm….yes no no not too fast eat my pussy like it's the best fruit in the world."
"It is the best fruit who needs vitamin C when I got the best one of all you provide all of my needs MERCEDES I'll write it down there for a everlasting memory. I like writing your name down there in squiggly lines M-E-R-C-E-D-E-S oooh I love how your legs quiver around my head let me add my name to that clit make you quiver more Sam, Sam Say it when I spell like that."
"Sam….Sam…"
We like our stuff knockin' I love it when my girl is jockin' the D-A double D-Y S-A-M you know him he us jumpin' and bumpin' pumpin movin' all around G the mix I make you take a step back….
Alex J Sperm: Oooh each time she says daddy name I feel his balls tighten he's going for the kill! I feel moisture! We're inside! I mean he's inside! Off to dress THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS THE ACUAL THING! Off to get dress! Get out my way head commander.
I cannot move this task is only for serious sperm only let us fertilize what should be TJ's little brother he's getting close
I hear popping in my ears Sperm Alex J what are you put those down no you can't! SPERM ALEX J IS CUTTING MY TAIL! HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP! Help me!
Alex J Sperm: You heard him help the man! I'm off I have a mission to accomplish he's there I feel it in my tail! He's about to…..
"Blow! I'm about to blow oh shit you feel so good you make me feel so ARGHHH SHIT HERE COMES THE BIG GODDDD! OOOH! SHIT I'M STILL CUMMING!"
AND SO AM I CAN SEE AND I'M OUT OF HERE OUT OF MY WAY YOU IMPOSTERS! THAT EGG BELONGS TO ME! *pulls out bull horn* Mercedes egg is to the left around the corner and to the right and you'll be back where you started from suckers! Woaw! There she is you are so beautiful you're mine, mine, mine wiggle through right here and…YOU ARE THE CHAMPION AJE AND I WON'T STOP FIGHTING TIL' THE END!
A/N: I've been up for 38 hours without sleep [Zini I know that's bad I'll be in bed soon] I woke up around 9 ish Wednesday morning and I'm still up CST its 11:28 I'm in Missouri while on my way here it rained around IL and MO and the clouds were doing strange things that I started seeing Alex J, Conniehey, TJ, Sam, Mercedes, Santana, Denise, Tank and Sarah in the clouds! That I recorded it, it was crazy yet cool which gave me the idea for this chapter. Alex J it's all yours. *kick kick* Remember when I told y'all that I was going to share with you guys about the nigh that was it. Hope you kicked back and read party on down with Alex J beat we kickin' it just kickin' *KICK* Until next week we are Jenny and Alex J.