A/N: 502 Reviews and 70 chapters. I never thought I'd get this far.

"Tony!" Kurt called, trying to get his boyfriends attention in the mess that was backstage.

The show had just started, so everyone else was on stage, leaving them waiting anxiously for their cue and trying to ignore Rachel as she stressed in the background.

"Officer Krupke." Blaine said politely, turning and looking Kurt up and down, seeing him in his costume for the first time.

Kurt watched in amusement as his eyes went wide and his breath hitched.

"Blaine." Kurt whispered.

"Kurt." Blaine replied, leaning forward and kissing him gently.

Kurt laughed, pushing him back.

"This doesn't feel right." He told him with a giggle. "You're Tony."

"So? You're Krupke." Blaine retaliated, smiling slightly. "Yeah, it does feel a bit wrong." He sighed.

Kurt bit his lip. Blaine looked so worried.

"Hey, calm down okay? You'll be fine." He said soothingly.

Blaine took a cursory look around them, making sure everyone was calm and knew what to do. When he was satisfied, he turned back to look at Kurt, smiling as he caught sight of his costume again.

"Don't tell anyone, but you make a cute policeman." He whispered, smiling as Kurt stifled a giggle. "I kinda have a thing for men in a uniform."

"Glad you like it." He curtsied, tipping the hat to Blaine.

"I think it'd look better without the hat though." Blaine said sneakily, pulling it off of Kurt's head.

Kurt put his hand to his head in dismay.

"Do you have any idea how long it took me to get that to sit right?" he snapped, without heat.

"Aww, but it's so much easier to kiss you without it." Blaine replied, batting his eyelashes as he cupped Kurt's face, kissing him gently.

"There." He said, smiling as Kurt's eyelids fluttered open.

Kurt smiled at his boyfriend for a second before remembering where they were.

"Blaine!" he scolded. "You're going to miss your cue."

"What if I want to miss my cue? What if I want to stay right here?" Blaine asked, hugging Kurt.

The stagehand tapped on his shoulder, looking pointedly at the stage.

Blaine let go of Kurt with a pout, straightening his costume.

"Break a leg." Kurt whispered, kissing him one last time before Blaine walked confidently out under the lights, getting greeted by Mike as Riff.

He stood watching him for a second, hat under his arm, before he realised he'd be on soon, racing off to the mirrors to fix his hair.

He was in the wings as Blaine came off stage, getting surprised as Blaine kissed him swiftly.

"And the same to you." Blaine whispered as Kurt walked on stage.

A/N: I still get giddy whenever I get reviews, I hope you all know. All you readers are all so fantastic, I don't know if I'd be here without you - whether it's your awesome reviews or the fangirling that I've done with some of you. It all gets me though, so thank you :) Claire has challenged us. She wants 365 chapters by the 25th of March, 2012. Why? It's the year anniversary of this fic. I'm on holidays, she's on holidays, and I generally don't sleep. We've split the prompts between us and we've already started on a couple. Think we can do it? I don't. But we have 128 days. This means I need to upload at least 3 fics a day, starting now. I just have a feeling you're going to get a shitload uploaded at once. We'll see what happens.

Challenge Accepted.