1) Karaoke

"Oh my god, who knew Tsuna was a good singer?"

"Holy hell, get Thatch off the stage! My ears!"

"I guess a blue, flaming turkey will sound like a flaming blue turkey."

"Hahahaha! You guys suck!"

"Well what about you?"

"Shut up!"

"Now, now, calm down. Don't be children."

"You the second youngest here Tsuna!"

"Wait, why is Pops going up there?"

"Who knew he sang opera?"

2) Never Have I Ever (Everyone is of legal age of drinking and it is between Tsuna, Luffy, Ace, Thatch, Marco, and Zoro-the heaviest drinkers of the crews)

-"Never have I ever cross-dressed."

They all took a swig of the cup at this.

"Maji?! Tell us all about it!"

"It was all Kurrma's fault. Stupid butler decided it was a good idea for me to infiltrate a ball as a female. Right after I got dressed, he told me, "You looked absolutely ravishing Tsunayoshi-sama. You look wonderful with long hair. Perhaps you should grow your hair out." It was terrible."

"It was because Luffy and I agreed to give each other a make-over if we failed the task we set against each other. We both failed."

"It was all Pops fault."

-"Never have I ever not had sex."

"Okay who the heck asks this kind of thing?"

Tsuna was the only one to take a drink at this.

"Tsuna, you have to grow up man. Even Luffy has had sex."

"Shut up!"

-"Never have I ever got a piercing."

At this one, no one besides Tsuna took a drink.

"You have a piercing Tsuna?"

"I do Luffy. You guys just usually don't see it."

"Show us, Tsuna."

"Tsuna, don't roll your eyes at Ace. It was a reasonable order."

"I don't think ordering to see a piercing is reasonable, you blue flaming turkey."

Tsuna lifted his shirt to reveal a small, silver piercing on his belly button. "Happy?"

"Very much so. Who gave you this piercing so I can kill him for touching you?"

-"Never have I ever been with another guy."

At this, they all took a swig.

"This was a stupid one blue turkey."

"For once, I agree with Thatch. We've all been with one another, so we should know this."

"Hey!"

"Can meat also count for another guy if the meat came from a male pig?"

-"Never have I ever kicked a puppy."

Marco, Tsuna, and Thatch took a swig of the alcohol.

"Are you kidding me? Why would you kick a puppy-and even you Tsuna!?"

"Doesn't Luffy count as a puppy. You should drink too Ace."

"That makes sense." Another shot completed.

"We are so weird."

"It's okay. We're pirates/Kings."

3) Suitors

They were at a large buffet being hosted by Tsuna when it happened. This buffet consisted of the Straw Hats, Whitebeard, Trafalgar Law's crew, and allies of Tsuna's kingdom. It was the second time Law was meeting Tsuna after Ace's near-execution. He was smirking and walking towards Tsuna who turned upon hearing him (advanced hearing of course!).

"So you're King Tsunayoshi, huh," Law commented as he bowed in front of Tsuna. He grabbed his hand and placed a kiss upon it. "What a blessing to finally talk to you. I have heard and seen many great things about you."

Tsuna smiled in thanks. "And I about you as well-most from Luffy actually."

"Tsuna!" a loud voice echoed through the room. A blonde emerged from the crowd and came hurdling towards Tsuna, tackling him in a hug. From behind, Ace watched in shock as the male grabbed his twin's lower cheeks. "How've you been?"

"Please do not touch my ass," Tsuna responded as he stepped away and slapped away the man's hand. "Eccentric as always Lord Gregory."

"C'mon, I told you to call me Felix," the Lord replied.

Tsuna rolled his eyes and bowed to Law. "I apologize. It seems that this idiot has decided to join the conversation." And then, he was promptly tackled again from a long, noire haired man.

"Tsunayoshi, you didn't visit me," whined the beautiful man, tantalizing red eyes raking the King's figure.

Tsuna ducked from the man's grasp and smiled apologetically. "Sorry Renato. Duty called and I didn't have enough time to visit."

"Oi, Tsuna! Kurrma brought in a new batch of cookies!" Thatch shouted, glaring at the group of men surrounding his younger brother figure (though, he was also jealous because Tsuna counted as a lover as well).

Eyes sparkling, Tsuna ran to Thatch and grabbed the tray of cookies.

Ace, Marco, Luffy, and Thatch surrounded Tsuna, glaring at any man who passed a glance at him. 'Stupid suitors!'

4) Different X-Over

Tsuna awoke to see a small, dragon like creature with emerald eyes staring at him. He teared up and immediately began to cry. 'Wait, why am I crying?' He paused to whimpers and looked at himself. 'Holy shit! I'm a baby!' He looked back at the strange creature that continued to stare at him and looked at him for answers which of course the creature did not reply.

"Charmander?" the dragon tilted his head.

'Wait, I recognize this. This is Pokemon!'

Tsuna was barely two years old and was crawling all across the lab, his hair still the same untamable spikes. He stopped when he came face to face with a brown, fox like creature. It had wide chocolate eyes like his and cream colored fur around its collar. 'This...This is an Eevee!'
The Eevee scampered over beside Tsuna and nuzzled against him, Tsuna internally panicking. Noticing that the human wasn't responding, Eevee looked at the babe and licked his cheeks. Tsuna giggled at this and sat down from his crawling position. He clapped his hands and gurgled, saying little baby coos. (Awww!)

Tsuna was five when he met his next companion. It was a little lion like Pokemon with small, red spikes of hair between its brown ears. "Lit, litleo?"
Tsuna blinked and slowly reached out to the cub. Feeling warmth and security, the Litleo crawled forwards and nuzzled against Tsuna's hand. It purred and nuzzled into Tsuna's open arms.

Tsuna pet the soft fur of the feline and grinned. "Litleo! You Natsu!"

Litleo only purred in agreement.

Tsuna was fourteen when his grandfather (Professor Samuel Oak) decided to send him off on his journey (being overprotective and waiting until some of the Pokemon evolved to let him leave). Litleo had became Pyroar gaining a large mane of yellow and reddish/orange stripes (being male after all). Eevee had become a Espeon with a brilliant red gem that glimmered on her forehead and Charmander was a mighty Charizard (having to fend off a lot of Tsuna's bullies and wild Pokemon that seemed to love teasing Tsuna).

"You are going to be a wonderful trainer," Professor Oak cried as he handed Tsuna a PokeDex. "May you reach the top Tsuna. I don't want you to leave!"

"Grandpa, I don't even want to go. You don't have to force me to-."

"No, no I can't! You were a natural trainer," Professor Oak interrupted, not listening to Tsuna at all. Next thing he knew, he was outside and hearing his grandfather's wails from the other side of the door.

"Oookay then. Let's go on a journey then," Tsuna awkwardly offered.

"Pyrrr!"

"Espe!"

"Char!"

5) Pure Lime Cosplay

Tsuna was fiddling under the murderous glares of his supposed and actual brothers. Marco and Ace were looking down at him. The reason so? It was just his appearance at the moment.

He was wearing a scarlet high neck sleeveless dress that hugged his figure down to his thighs where the skirt slowly let go into a slit and slightly pooled at his feet. It showed his feminine curves and left much to imagine. He wore black, t-strap heels that made him a few inches taller. A white, elegant faux fur scarf was placed securely between his elbows, the back in a curve a bit above his waists and the remaining falling down to his knees. His spiky hair had (somehow) been tamed and was curled to surround his collar (it fell to his "breasts"). He had on mascara (you could tell because his eyes looked even more wider) and pale blue eye shadow. Eye liner created an illusion of a curve to his eyes. His bright red lip stick brought a lot of attention to his normally pale lips.

To put it short, he was ravishing (once more after the first time).

"Tsuna...what are you wearing?" Ace asked.

Tsuna glanced away. "Ahah. Funny story. It was Mizuki's fault this time, wanted me to get out and find a guy to keep."

Marco narrowed his eyes even more and grabbed Tsuna's wrist. He began dragging him away with Ace following behind, glaring at any man that stared at Tsuna inappropriately. He caught sight of the scarlet painted nails of his brothers and cursed the blue haired maid.

Tsuna grunted as he was shoved against the wall. He was about to complain, but a pair of lips caught his. His eyes were wide as his gaze interlocked with Marco's. He shivered when he felt his waist be grabbed and tugged closer to Marco. He felt Ace come up from behind him and place butterfly kisses on the nape of his neck behind his ear. He moaned as Ace bit onto his ear and licked its shell.

"Mm...ngh...pwah!" Tsuna gasped as his lips was released. He was panting with a flushed face. "What are you guys doing?"

Marco smirked as he put one leg in between Tsuna's and enjoyed the gasp that escaped his red lips. He heard Tsuna whimper and moan and he looked over to see Ace grinding against Tsuna's backside. "Naughty Tsuna. Going to a party looking like this and so ravishing. Did you want to be punished?"

Tsuna shivered at his husky voice and heard another join.

"Tsuna...did you want to cheat on us?"

"I...I didn't even know we had something!" Tsuna complained and then moaned as his lower self rubbed against Marco's leg. "W-Wait...no...ah!"

"We will punish you," the two males whispered into Tsuna's ears.