Pairings: Duo/Heero, Quatre/Trowa

Warnings: possibilities of later violence, supernatural stuff, kinky moments, guns...um...gundams, implied sex, men in drag

Author's comment: No worries, I have this story completely under control. (pushes sleeves up) for the moment anyway. But it should start to get a little more fast paced soon I think. I also thought I had this chapter uploaded already so x.x at least the next chapter is completely. Either way, I actually have a foreseeing sight of a lot of things that are going to be happening soon so…I suggest buckling up and getting ready for a bumpy ride in a few chapters. ^^

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Operation Blank Conspiracy 35

"Why weren't we informed sooner that Treize would be coming here?" Heero demanded speaking into the videophone set up in Relena's conference room. He was talking to Colonel Une, the woman seeming to be glaring back at him through the line. She wasn't happy to be being called about this. But then again, neither was Heero to not be given all the necessary information.

"Our goal here is to stop Romefeller and to stop our enemies. If Duo is there then we should be able to gain something from this meeting."

"You mean using Duo as bait to lure OZ out," Heero said frowning. "And you don't think that's something Duo should have been aware of?"

Une seemed to lean forward more into the camera. "The only thing you need to do is follow orders, Heero Yuy." She leaned back grabbing her pen as she pulled some paperwork in front of her. "Even if Duo is a Preventer now, it's your responsibility to protect him and keep him out of enemy han-"

"While trying to protect the queen. I fail to see how this is a justified plan."

Une paused, looking up at him. "If you keep talking like that, you'll find yourself being demoted for insubordination." She looked back down at the papers starting to sign her name on one of them. "Now quit thinking about the things that are out of your jurisdiction and get back to doing your actual job." The screen cut off signaling the end of the conversation and leaving Heero with a bad taste in his mouth as he clenched his jaws.

He honestly couldn't tell if they were up to something bad or just using Duo to get to OZ. Was making Duo one of the Preventers just part of an elaborate plan? Maybe to draw attention to the fact that Duo was with the Preventers? How were they going to protect both Relena and Duo? Granted he doubted that OZ would do anything with so many guards and five gundam pilots on enemy territory, but you couldn't be too sure.

Wufei had said that they'd be arriving in a couple of days. It gave them time to come up with a plan. Well, Une said that Duo had to be here. She didn't say he couldn't be in disguise. Now whether Duo was up to it was a whole different thing. He hadn't been happy about hearing that someone that could be part of OZ was coming here. So he'd probably be willing to wear a disguise in his case. And since Wufei was going to still be stuck catering to Treize, they only had the three of them to rely on keeping everyone safe…well four if you really counted Duo. He was plenty capable after all.

Even though the training week was over a long time ago, he still found himself training with Duo every night. He was getting better at it, surprising Duo more with his quickening moves and his growing strength. Though he wasn't going to admit to having a sore body the next day. But he knew Duo took pity on him because sometimes Duo would do the work for him during their love making sessions. Either way, if it came to it he was sure he'd be of some help to Duo if he had to.

Now then…to find out what they could disguise Duo and keep OZ from finding him.

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"Hell no, Heero! Just no!"

"Duo-"

"I did it that one time because I didn't have a choice! But I'm not doing it again!"

"You didn't seem to voice any complaints when you did it last time."

"That's because it was just jeans and a shirt not some weird maid outfit!"

Quatre smiled sympathetically, glancing over at the two before he started typing on his laptop. He'd experienced it before, the fact that they wanted Duo to dress in drag. He'd dealt with it enough times himself that he was almost used to it now. It definitely had him wondering if the others just had a fetish or something. Then again, he was the only one that had ever had to wear drag. Guess now it would be both him and Duo.

"If it makes you feel better, Duo, Quatre can join you."

"Trowa!" Quatre looked over at the man trying to look annoyed even though he was blushing. Trowa had arrived a few days back wearing rather casual clothes. It was a good thing he had his preventer badge on him otherwise getting past the angry guard Kenny would have been impossible…without sneaking by anyway.

He was lucky compared to Wufei whose face was probably as recognized as Treize's among Romefeller. And since Trowa wasn't the talking type, Romefeller had little to go by on his voice alone except maybe a yes sir and a no sir. And from what he told them, it was easy to slip out of a person's sight when you were an unimportant rookie.

Quatre was looking up information on White Fang and coming up empty except for a few snippets of news showing up on some of the colony sites. It meant they were either really well hidden, or a really new faction that just started up. He did, however, find quite a bit of information on the man named Quinze. It seemed that he used to be the right hand man to Heero Yuy. No, it wasn't their Heero, but another man who'd come close to bringing peace both to the colonies and the Earth before he'd been assassinated.

They never did find out who assassinated him but Quatre didn't doubt it had to do with Romefeller. Since then, Quinze had gone missing in action and by some sites, was presumed dead. But seeing as Wufei just saw him in the Romefeller meeting, he was anything but dead. But why he was making deals with Romefeller when they were the ones that killed his leader was beyond him. No, maybe he wasn't making a deal with Romefeller. From what Wufei said, Treize sounded like he might actually be splitting away from Romefeller himself. They needed more information on that though. Maybe they'd find something out once Treize arrived at Sanc.

"Look," Duo said drawing the attention back to him. "I'll wear the pants…but I'm not wearing a skirt. Especially not one this little!"

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He was wearing the skirt…the little skirt. Why was he wearing the skirt? Because of Heero. And what did Heero do to make him wear the skirt?

Duo blushed tugging on the skirt feeling more than a little exposed. He'd been shaved of what little hair he did have on his body and forced into white stockings that felt a little constricting in his opinion. Relena's personal maids were the ones that were dressing him while the queen herself was there to supervise, giving a nod of approval when she saw something she deme correct.

Ugh, he wanted to kill Heero right now. Seriously, why did he have to go through with this? He didn't even get to wear his boxers, stuck wearing lacy panties that, oh he did not want to think about this. Oh but it'd be so worth it though. After Heero's promise that he'd do whatever he wanted him to do for a full day, it really was worth it.

And the first thing he was going to get Heero to do? Besides make him dress in drag, he was going to make him eat his death bur-no wait, his chili cheese hot dog pretzel burger loaded with chips, extra extra jalapenos, and French fries. He was going to make him eat it breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

"Accentuate the chest more."

"I think there's enough silicone on my chest to warm an entire colony," Duo said blushing as he looked over at the queen sitting on the bed, watching like she was some painter creating the perfect art. It felt like it was enough silicone considering he could really feel the weight of it. Not that he couldn't carry it but still.

"We have to make it as realistic as possible," Relena said smiling at him. "Granted I don't know what the reason is behind why Treize can't know who you are. If you're in danger, can't they just reassign you to a different location?"

"It's…complicated," was all Duo could say in return. So the Preventers haven't even told the queen about him? That was weird…. He would have thought Relena, of all people, would know about him. So he really was some top secret info, huh? If he disappeared, would anyone know beside the other gundam pilots and the colonels themselves? And he couldn't forget those wacky scientists that lived in the lab.

"Still, we need to do something about your eyes," she said not bothered in the least by looking into them. "They stand out. Can we try contact lenses?"

"It won't work," Duo said frowning. "You can still see the sparkle and glow behind them. It'll just make them look weirder."

"So you need lenses that really block people from seeing past them…" Relena smiled. "I can ask Pagan about finding you a set. In the meantime, take some time to practice walking around." Duo swore a smirk appeared on her lips at her next words. "We need to have you being more ladylike in two days' time." The other maids giggled at her words making Duo blush red. Sure, easier said than done. Ugh, he was going to be walking around with sore feet thanks to these heels. Heero was so going to pay for this.

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He thought he'd have a chance to laugh his ass off at the sight of Duo wearing full on girl's clothes. He'd been prepared for it. And he knew he wasn't the only one because Trowa's eyes had that amusing glow to them that said he was interested in the results. Quatre was too even if he tried to play it off.

So to say he was surprised to see Duo step into the room with Relena dressed to damn well kill was an understatement. He looked uncomfortable with the clothes, the frustrated look on his face not deterring the red blush on his cheeks. He kept tugging at the bottom of the skirt, probably unused to the feeling of air flowing beneath them. Not once did he look their way like he was afraid of the results, the black hair of his wig pulled up in a high ponytail.

He shouldn't have been afraid. Duo did drag justice. Especially the way those white stockings were hugging his legs. Granted, had Heero known that Relena could find some black contact lenses dark enough to hide the glowing sparkles of Duo's indigo eyes, he would have come up with something else like just adding a wig. It wasn't like OZ knew exactly what Duo looked like, just that he had the unique colored eyes, the painted silver cross, a long chestnut braid, and the numbers 02 etched onto his back. But he wasn't about to change it now, not when he'd get the opportunity to look at Duo dressed this way. This was just a bonus for him.

"Well guys, don't leave us standing in the dark here. How does it look?"

"Duo, it's amazing!" Quatre yelled out quickly, rushing over and looking over anything in amazement. "I almost didn't recognize you!"

"You're just saying that because I feel ridiculous," Duo said poking his lips out with a pout. And if that didn't make the image looking even better in Heero's mind. He literally shifted himself to sit more comfortably.

"No, I'm telling the truth, right guys!" Quatre looked back at Heero and Trowa.

"Well it definitely just got harder to tell if he's a girl or not," Trowa said grinning at Duo.

"Hey!"

"It looks good on you," Heero said giving Duo a nod and taking pleasure in seeing the red flush on Duo's cheeks. "You did an amazing job building him up, Relena." He looked over at her seeing her proud smile at the praise.

"It's not my work exactly. The maids did excellent with filling him out." She frowned looking at Duo and his male stance looking like he was about to fall over in those heels. "Now we just need to work on the mood and we'll be set to go. So Heero, make sure he practices walking in those heels tonight."

"I can do that," Heero said looking at Duo and smirking when the other stared at him. He had some other things in mind too that he wouldn't mind seeing Duo do. But he'd only torture him for so long with this. Still…the idea of stealing one of these maid outfits for later was really tempting him.

"Great," Duo said rolling his eyes. "Literally another week of this and I can finally relax and not be walking around in drag."

"Well since you're practicing on being the perfect maid." Trowa held up his glass smirking at him as he did. "More apple cider please."

"Oh, I'd like a cheese cake too please, if you can Duo." Quatre added in.

"Might as well bring me a glass of water while you're at it," Heero said staring over at him. "Make it snappy."

"You guys are seriously the most annoying bunch I've ever seen!" But he turned around, grumbling as he walked very gorilla like out of the room.

"Duo, remember your posture!" Relena called after him.

"I'll work on it later!" Duo yelled back angrily, literally making everyone in the room burst into laughter. Aside from the threat of Treize being there and the fact that these birthday parties were usually boring, Heero had a feeling he was going to be keeping himself really entertained this time around.

TBC…

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I need to stop having so much fun putting these guys in drag. XD But whatever the mission calls for, right?