A/N: Alright, this story has a funny story to it, but I'll tell it at the end.

Rating: T

"They sell glow-in-the-dark lube?"

"Hush!" Kurt whispered, a fierce blush rising to his cheeks.

"No, but Kurt, look!" Blaine pulled the bottle from the shelf.

"Blaine, I don't want to look. Can you just get the ones you need and go?"

Blaine laughed. "I bought you with me for a reason…"

"I thought you wanted my opinion on socks!"

Blaine laughed again. "I don't wear socks, and even if I did, I wouldn't get them from a grocery store – you'd kill me."

Kurt rolled his eyes, edging away from Blaine and the condom section as someone walked into the aisle. Blaine pulled him back.

"Come on – there are a couple of different things we could try!"

Kurt groaned. "Can't we just get the normal ones?"

Blaine sighed, taking his hand as the person walked past, giving them one brief look before ignoring them and continuing on their way.

"I thought we could try something else. Something fun." Blaine said softly.

"Sex with me isn't fun?"

Blaine groaned. "I mean something even more fun!"

Kurt sighed. "Look, I don't have a problem with experimentation – I really don't. I do have a problem with buying condoms in public!" he hissed.

Blaine laughed. "Where else would we get them?"

Kurt sighed exasperatedly. "Oh my god, come on then! The sooner we get them, the sooner we can leave!"

Blaine chuckled, before turning serious and putting on his best salesman voice. "So, we can get these ribbed ones…"

"Ribbed?"

"They have little grooves…it's like, a different shape." Blaine inspected the packet diagram, sounding almost excited. "Or these ones vibrate!"

Kurt blinked a couple of times. That sounded interesting.

"Or flavoured ones." Blaine continued, pulling out a box.

"Blaine, those are for oral."

"Yeah, and?"

Kurt shrugged. "I like the way you taste."

Blaine's eyes widened before he leaned forward and kissed him. "You're amazing."

Kurt grinned proudly before taking the box from him. "Strawberry, banana…What the hell is Shiver?"

Blaine shrugged. "We could get them and find out?"

Kurt hesitated, before taking a cautious look around and throwing the box into their basket.

"Ribbed ones too?"

Kurt nodded.

"Kurt…what about the vibrating ones?"

"Blaine, how much sex do you think we'll be having?"

Blaine laughed. "We don't have to use them all in the next week…unless you want to?" he raised an eyebrow suggestively.

Kurt was beyond grateful that Blaine had dragged him into the shop seconds after it had opened – it meant less people were around, and that this particular outing could remain as less awkward as possible.

"Okay. The vibrating ones." Kurt nodded and Blaine grinned.

"Oooh!" Blaine's eyes widened. "They have glow in the dark condoms too!"

"Blaine…" Kurt laughed. "We don't do it in the dark! I like to see you…"

Blaine pouted, but nodded. "Okay."

"What else is there?" Nobody had walked past in a while, and Kurt was feeling more confident. "Hey…climax control. That'd be good for yo-"

"Shut up Kurt." Blaine grimaced, making Kurt laugh.

"Look at these brands! What is this? Wet stuff? Ugh. Pleasure box?"

Blaine laughed. "Ultra-thin ones?"

"It sounds like a tampon commercial." But Kurt nodded anyway, and Blaine added them to the pile.

"What about lube?"

Kurt stepped to the side, scrutinising the bottles.

"Stimulating intimate lube and massage gel with arousing Gurana. Sounds interesting."

Blaine laughed and added it to the basket.

"Is that all?"

Blaine looked into their basket. They had a pretty fair collection – each box in two sizes. Blaine was proud – and a little excited. He grinned as they headed towards the cash register. The condoms were just the beginning.

The real reason for this trip was to get Kurt to open up to new ideas, because he wasn't so sure Kurt would be up to what he was planning.

And he was planning a lot.

A/N: So I went to the shops with Jacky and Claire today and stood in front of the condom section of about three different shops for about ten minutes each, writing down funny brand names and the different types that there were. Don't say I never do things for you. That Gurana line is straight from the front of a bottle.