Screw screw the schedule I update when I update

"Great." He mutters as he hops on one leg, pulling his jeans up. "Remi!" He shouts as he jogs into the living room.

"Ew I can't even look at you why were you even! Ew!" I hear her yell and I sigh.

"Don't give me that shit! It's not like I'm the only guy to ever do that ever!" He groans and she makes vomit noises.

"I realize that but to think my own cousin does that is so GROSS!"

"At least we know you're not into incest.." Eric laughs as Remi gags.

"That's gross as hell Eric." He gasps.

"You haven't called me Eric in three years."

Remi POV

"Yeah so?" I roll my eyes. I can't seem to get the picture of Eric naked out of my head. I want to so badly but it won't go away. "I need to bleach my memory thanks a lot." I grumble and he sits next to me on the couch and grabs my arm, pulling my bracelets off and staring at my wrist. "Hey what are you-"

"Why." Is all he says as he runs a gentle finger over the fresh cuts, making me hiss.

"I'm depressed okay!?" I pull my arm away and he looks at me, his once bright silver eyes are now a dull dust color, glazed over with pure sadness and guilt. "Please don't feel like this is your fault..." I avert my eyes and he sighs.

"Promise me you'll stop." He says and I shake my head.

"It's not that easy, it's like a drug, it's addicting. I've tried to stop but...it's a temporary relief Eric. I can ignore the emotional pain if I focus on the physical pain." I say, a single tear rolls down my cheek, taking with it some of my mascara.

"I knew I shouldn't have let him take custody of you, I should've adopted you and given you a better life." His voice cracks at the end and I know he's crying. I climb onto his lap and hug him.

"Eru-Chan it's not your fault I can't deal with my emotions. I let it get this far." I mumble into his neck and he wraps his arms tightly around me. I feel my shoulder start to dampen and I sigh. I start to rub circles between his shoulder blades like he used to do when I would cry to calm me. He starts to hiccup and holds me tighter.

"P-please don't l-l-let it get to where you k-kill your-rsellf." He hiccups and I nod.

"I'll try to stop cutting Eru-chan. I love you, you're my last family." I mumble and freeze. I told him.

"You killed him." Eric pulls away from the hug and looks at me with wide eyes.

"It was self defense Eric... He was going to hit me and I got my pocket knife out and just..." I break down, realizing I stabbed my own father to death.

"Where is he?" I shake my head.

"The chasm."

"Smart."

"Smart!? I'm a murderer!" I screech and start sobbing louder than before, soaking Eric's black T shirt.

"Remi, it was self defense. He beat you for years and you struck back, no one blames you for anything but bravery." He says and I start to calm down.

"I want to defact in two years." I mumble and he stiffens.

"Where do you want to go?" He asks and I sigh.

"I know I won't make it here, I'll go to Amity." I say and he nods.

"Okay, it's your future, I promise I'll visit every visiting day." He hugs me tighter and I smile.

"I love you Eru-Chan" (I understand it should be Eru-Kun but Eru-Chan sounds so much cuter:3)

"You know you should be calling me Eru-Kan, I'm not a girl." He chuckles and I roll my eyes.

"I found out that much today." I shake my head in disgust.

"Yeah sorry about that..." He laughs and I scrunch my face up.

"Eric are you guys okay?" Tris asks as she walks into the living room.

"Yeah, yeah we're good," he says, standing up and picking me up bridal style.

"Put me down asshole." I grumble and he laughs, throws me up in the air, and catches me. "What are you!? Insane!?" I screech and he drops me. I land on the floor with a thud and groan. "Asshat." I mutter.

"Eric I'm gonna talk to Max about my own apartment, I'll see you later." Tris says and walks out of the apartment.

"Well, I'm gonna go finish what you and Tris walked in on." He says and just walks into the bedroom like its normal.

"WHAT TH FUCK ERIC! THATS GROSS!" I yell and he laughs.

"Okay okay I'm sorry!" He chuckles and I feel like I'm gonna vomit.

"You should be!"

"Can you go tell Tris I need a bit of help in here please?" His voice is husky and it makes me gag.

"Anything to leave this apartment." I mumble and rush out of the door.

Tris POV

"Hey Tris." Remi says from behind me while I'm in Max's office talking to him about my new apartment.

"Yeah?" I turn around and offer a small smile.

"Eric says he needs a bit of help in his room." She says with a wink and skips off to the mall part of the pit. My face burns and Max bursts out laughing.

"We can continue this conversation later, if he sent Remi to tell you this its urgent." He snickers as he pushes me out of the office.

"But Eric can wait I want to talk about me changing jobs." I say and he shakes his head.

"Go," I open my mouth to say something but he smacks my arm. "Go to Eric!"

"This is not a sappy love story Max never say go to Eric ever again." I mumble and he laughs.

"At least I didn't say go to him, he needs you and needs you now. Or something. Just go!"

Five minutes later I'm knocking on Eric's bedroom door.

"What?" He asks and I laugh.

"You needed something?"

"You're too late, you took to long, I decided to play videogames. You can come in I'm just not wearing pants." He says and then laughs. "I'm talking to my woman dude," a pause. "No I didn't just say that so I could tell you I'm not wearing pants. Tris can you talk so they know you're not just a figment of my imagination please." He asks and I walk over to him, take his headset and fall back on the bed.

"Sup. You don't think I'm real?" I ask and they all shut up. "Babe, give me the controller." I say and he hands it over. I kiss his cheek and scrunch up my face. "The stubble looks good but it's not fun to kiss, go shave your face." I say and he stomps off into the bathroom.

"So, Tris, you're actually real. Are you as hot as Eric describes?" A guy asks and I laugh.

"Most likely not." I say and they chuckle.

"Small frame, long, thick blonde hair, sparkling grey-blue doe like eyes, wicked curves." They list off how I guess Eric described me.

"Eric I don't have wicked curves." I half yell and he laughs.

"I'm not too sure about that, we can find out together later."

"Stop being such a horndog all the time." I say as I take out a sniper.

"Holy shit! How did she do that!?" I guess the sniper yells and I roll my eyes.

"Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm not a gamer." I say and Eric sighs.

"Can you get any more perfect?"

"No, the answer is no." I say and put on his glasses.