A/N: I hope you enjoyed the last chapter, so here's another one.
Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros, just my OC.
Entry 103
Dear Diary,
I've been feeling sick lately. My eyes hurt. My back aches. My tongue is pale. I want to see my younger sister. We've been separated since Mother says she'll get in the way of my training. She lives in the west wing and I live in the east wing. The castle is pretty big, so I hope she's doing fine.
Sincerely,
Prince of Roses
Chapter 003: Carousel
Rose looked through her closet for a dress to wear. She had been standing in her white nightgown for an hour, not knowing what to wear. She kept pushing hangers around, trying to find the perfect outfit to wear. "I give up," she sighed. "I want to make my date with Marth perfect, but I can't find anything cute to wear." She decided to go with this black British cape coat with silver buttons on them. She picked out a white dress shirt with a plain, purple ribbon as the necktie and a purple, plaid skirt. She got some black knee socks and black, Mary Janes.
"That should do the trick. It's cold outside anyways."
She went over to her Chelsea vanity mirror hutch to put her makeup on, but was stopped by a sudden yell, calling her name.
"C-coming," she stuttered. She took one last glance at her vanity before running out of her room.
When she went to the living room, she saw a lot of teen Smashers wearing warm fall coats and jackets, confusing her. "Huh? Why is everyone here? I thought I was on a date."
"You're coming with us, too?" Rose saw that it was Roy talking to her.
"What do you mean?"
"We're all going to the amusement park."
"..."
"Let's all have a great time!"
Rose started to twitch a little bit before returning a scary smile to Roy. "Let's." She looked around the room, but didn't seem to find anyone with short, dark blue hair with a gold tiara. "Marth… Roy, where's Marth?"
"Oh, Marth? He's not feeling well, so he's sleeping. And he was so excited for today."
Rose looked towards the ground feeling a bit disappointed. "Okay…"
"I noticed that you're not wearing your makeup."
"Huh?" She looked at Roy who was smiling at her.
"I prefer you like that. It suits you better."
"Roy… Thanks." She smiled a little bit and walked towards Roy. "I wanted Marth to see me at my best, but since he's not here, I'll just have fun with you today."
"Sounds great. Wait what do you mean!? Am I not good enough?!"
Lucina was talking to Robin about the amusement park. Robin was pretty excited himself because he has never been to one as well as Lucina. The sword bearer also wondering where Marth was. She really wanted to go on the ferris wheel with Marth.
Elsewhere
Sonic, Mario, Megaman, Kirby, Ness and Pac-Man were all playing hide-and-go-seek in the backyard. Pac-Man was counting to 20 while everyone else was finding a place to hide. Sonic hid inside a tree, Mario went under a stone bench, Kirby went inside the shed, Ness also went with Kirby.
"Ready or not here I come," Pac-Man announced loudy as he cupped his hands over his mouth. The first place he ran to was the shed since it was pretty obvious. He opened the door and went completely blank. He just shut the door and walked away.
Sonic and Mario slowly came out from their hiding spots just to see Pac-Man with a look of hopeless on his face as if he just have up on life.
"What's up with him?" Sonic asked Mario.
Mario just shrugged then went inside with Sonic. Kirby and Ness slowly came out from their hiding spots and went back inside.
Meanwhile
Everyone got loaded on the bus and was happy to go to the amusement park. Rose decided to seat herself in the very front of the bus because she wanted to be alone. Roy, Ike, Link, Robin and Pit all sat in the back of the bus talking with each other loudly.
Back in the front, Rose stared out the window with a depressing smile. "And here I wanted to go with Marth," she thought. "Marth, where are you right now? You promised me!"
"Hey, Rose."
Rose looked to her right and saw Samus sitting next to her wearing a long black coat. She dug through her bag and gave Rose a steamed bun.
"Here, take it."
Rose stared at the bun Samus offered to her looking awestruck. She took it from her hands and placed it on her lap.
"Excited for today?" Samus asked.
"I dun no," Rose replied. "I kinda came here because Marth invited me, but he's not here." She unwrapped her bun and took a bite. "What about you?"
"I was planning to hang out with you. Care to join me?"
"Yes! That would very delightful!"
"Roy give that back you lousy piece of shit!"
Rose and Samus turned their heads to the back of the bus. Apparently Roy, Ike and Link were fighting over a piece of paper. The bus driver started to grow more worried about the constant fighting.
"We have to stop them!" Rose declared, but Samus stopped her. She shook her head.
"Don't worry. They'll beat each other up until they're unconscious."
"They're so dumb," Zelda added. "So inconsiderate."
"Don't forget dense," Peach muttered.
The girls stared at each other for a brief moment before sharing a laugh. Their laughing made the boys stop their fighting.
"Who said you laugh at us, dammed hos!" Ike yelled angrily at them.
"You have no right to call us that!" Peach shrieked at Ike. She threw a random glass bottle at his face, causing him to pass out. Samus, Zelda and Rose joined Peach as well. Lucina just watched them, unsure of what to do.
Pac-Man sat outside on a bench while smoking a joint. His eyes were dead as he enjoyed his smoke. Mario, Sonic and Megaman went to join him.
Meanwhile with Ness and Kirby, they saw Marth tied in up in the storage room with nothing but boxers on. His mouth was duct taped and his hair was in distress. Ness grabbed a knife and cut the rope. Kirby slowly peeled the duct tape off Marth's mouth causing tears to form in his eyes. The tape finally came off.
"That fucking Roy! I'll beat the living shit out of him and soon he'll know he'll know not to mess with me!" Marth yelled. He then glared at Kirby. "What the fuck was that for, Kirby!? Peeling the tape off so slow, my boi!?"
"So Roy did this?" Ness asked.
Marth got up. "Yeah. I promised Rose that I would go to the amusement park with her, but I got jumped by most of them."
"Them?"
"Roy, Ike, Link, Snake, Wolf, Ganondorf, Bowser…" Marth glanced over at a wall lock and nearly fainted. "They're probably having fun without me."
"Tailoring Kaabii!" Kirby screeched. A pair of glasses appeared on his face. "Marusu o shinpaishinaide kudasai. Anata wa sukoshi Rōzu-chan to no anata no hidzuke ni iku koto ga dekimasunode, watashi wa anata o tasukemasu (Don't worry, Marth. I will help you so you can go on your date with little Rose).
"Oh no! Kirby's using Google Translate Japanese!" Ness panicked.
"Kaabii-chan, arigatōgozaimashita (Thank you, Kirby)," Marth said.
"Now Marth's using Google Translate Japanese, too!"
In the end, Kirby made Marth a long black scarf, a white shirt, a long white trench coat, white jeans and white boots. Marth took them and thanked Kirby.
"Since I did it out of will, I have a small request," Kirby said.
"What?"
"Please take Ness and I to the carousel!" Kirby grabbed Marth's bare leg and started to beg him. Kirby shook Kirby off his leg. He would hate to be mean, so he decided to take them.
"Fine, fine! Just wear something warm. Be downstairs by two."
"Yay!"
Marth arrived at the front door while he waited for Ness and Kirby to come. While he waited, he spotted Cloud outside. He had a black gift bag in his right hand. Cloud also looked nice today. He wore a black flannel hoodie with black jeans and black boots. Marth went up to Cloud and asked where he was going.
"I'm going to see an old friend at the amusement park," he said.
Marth sweatdropped. Kirby and Ness came out wearing warm clothes. "Okay, let's go," Marth said. He took a pair of keys out from his pocket and walked up to a Mercedes-Benz 4x4. Ness and Kirby dashed towards the car with excited faces. Cloud watched for a bit before walking up to his motorcycle.
They got in the car. Ness started to play with some channels while Kirby started to eat a banana. Marth backed out from the driveway and went full speed ahead to the amusement park.
Amusement Park
"I would like a strawberry cone please," Peach asked the ice cream man.
"Anything for you, princess," he said in a monotone which seemed to tick Peach off. He gave her the ice cream cone. "That will be 50.99."
Peach's eyes widened in shock. "That's too expensive!"
"Expensive? You're a princess. You must have mo-"
"Eat shit you piece of trash!" Peach grabbed his cart and flipped it on the vendor. "Honestly." Peach walked away from the vendor and back to her friends.
Zelda, Lucina, Samus and Rose were talking amongst themselves, but stopped when they saw Peach approaching them looking glum.
"Did you get the ice cream?" Samus asked Peach
Peach shook her head. "No. That man was selling it for a high price."
"Speaking about high, what's up with the line at the farris wheel?" Rose asked as she pointed at a very large and tall red wheel.
"I heard that if you ride in one of the seats with the person you love before midnight, you'll stay together forever," Zelda answered. She buttoned up her coat and fastened her gloves. She stared right at the ferris wheel and sighed. "I really want to ride on it…" she mumbled to herself.
Peach stared right at the ferris wheel as well. Samus looked at them and sighed. "I know we all want to ride the ferris wheel, but who are we going on it with?"
All the girls sweatdropped except Samus. Without notice: Ike, Roy, Link, Robin, Shulk and Pit were spying on them.
"Look at them," Roy said. "Talking about the ferris wheel like that. What a bunch of-"
"Lunatics?" Link filled in. He clenched his fist and closed his eyes. "Just seeing them socialize about the ferris wheel makes me so upset."
"Wait, can't we just follow them on the ferris wheel?" Pit asked.
Everyone looked at Pit with wide eyes, making the angel arch an eyebrow. Ike grabbed Pit by his collar and glared right into his eyes. The atmosphere became more gruesome by each passing second. "Oi, oi, oi! Do you know what happens when a bunch of guys ride in the same car?"
Pit shook his head vigorously. "N-no!"
"It becomes a yaoi fest! Riding the ferris wheel before midnight is a death sentence with another guy, so you better remember that."
"Okay!"
"Could you guys please get out of the snack bar!" The snack bar man yelled at the boys who were hiding in a snack bar. He threw them all out at the snack bar right at the group of girls staring at the ferris wheel.
Rose crawled out from the pile first and started to rub her back. "Remind me to never stand with those girls."
"Need a hand?"
She looked up and saw a pair of dazzling blue eyes and royal hair. Rose's eyes turned into pink hearts as she grabbed the man's hand. He dusted her clothing and fixed her hair. "I noticed you aren't wearing any makeup. It looks very nice on you."
"You-you-you-you think so?"
"Yes. I promised you that I would take you to the amusement park, so where shall we head first?"
"Um, Marth, why are you covered in bandages?"
Marth's face was wrapped like a mummy along with hands and all his skin. "Well, it all started like this…"
Flashback
Marth was driving his car on the freeway casual with the windows down. Ness was reading a book and Kirby was eating kitsune udon. Marth sniffed the air and took one glance at the back seat and saw Kirby slurping the noodles. "Hey, Kirby! You better not eat that in my car! One spillage and I'll use your skin as the new leather in my car!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO~!" Kirby threw his bowl of noodles out the window, causing them to fly backwards.
"Better. Wait a minute, why do I hear sirens?" Marth looked in his rearview mirror and saw at least 50 police cars speeding behind him. "WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! THE POPO!" Marth shifted his gears and went full speed away from the police.
"Please slow down. You're under arrest for spilling your kitsune udon!..." An officer said.
Marth sighed. "I knew it. We're done for. Kirby littered and I'm going to jail."
"At least finish your food, you wasteful in great! Many kids in Africa would die for the kitsune udon! Even though it has been tattered and battered in dirt! Scum like you should just die!"
"Why are you even mentioning Africa?! It's like you're saying that they're the poorest country ever! What the fuck!"
"Wait, did you just cuss in front of the police!?"
Ness put his book down. "Okay, I'll help get rid of the police, Marth." Ness unbuckled himself from the seat and got up. He climbed out the window and stood on the roof of the car. He placed himself on the center of the roof and smirked evilly. "You bastards don't know what of the new moves I have created in the few days. You'll be lucky to live." Ness dug through his shirt and pulled a few slips of paper out. He tossed them through the air.
A few police officers caught the paper when it flew by their windows. A lot of hooting was heard from the police officers. Marth saw a piece of paper fly the window, so he took it. He gazed at the paper for a while before shrieking like a frightened girl.
"Why is there a picture of me lying seductively in a woman's kimono!? Who photoshopped this!?"
Kirby went to the passenger's seat and looked at the pale Marth. Kirby took the wheel and spun it really hard to the right. Ness who was on top got sent flying at the police cars and they all exploded. Marth's car was spinning still and it was heading right towards a gasoline truck and they exploded.
End of Flashback
"And that's what happened," Marth explained.
"Let me help you," Rose offered. A random rose appeared in her hand and she placed it Marth's pocket. The bandages that were secured on his body started to slowly unravel off him. Marth looked all over himself and noticed that his wounds were gone. "I prefer if you were fully healed before we start our… d-d-d-"
"He's mine you thieving bitch!" Peach screamed. She threw herself right into Rose, causing them to tumble into a garbage can.
"Marth, you bastard!" Roy yelled. "You're just trying to steal girls to raise your social status!"
"What the fuck!? Even you know that isn't true! She wanted a date, so it's a date she's gonna get no matter how dumb this is!"
"This is why I hate you!"
"Let's ride the ferris wheel, Link," Zelda said with a pleasant smile.
Link frowned. "But I kinda wanted to ride the ferris wheel with Peach."
"With that slut bag!? Why not me?!" She grabbed Link by his legs and started to swing him around and around. Link started to slowly lose his conscious.
Robin sweatdropped. He looked around and didn't see Lucina anywhere. "Where did she go?"
Shulk tapped on Robin's shoulder and pointed towards a ride with tons of people lined up at it. In the line was Lucina talking to a man with spiky blond hair while looking frustrated.
"Don't tell me that Lucina is jealous?!" Robin and Shulk thought telepathically.
Shulk eyed Robin with serious eyes. "Oi, this is bad. She's talking to someone who's already bad with women."
"We've got to stop them before it's too late. Lucina's dumb heart will be shattered into 20 million pieces!"
The line moved forward and Lucina and the spiky blond were next. Out of nowhere, a girl with long black hair stood next to the spiky blond man and pulled him out of the line. Lucina ran out of the line and by the looks of it, she looked like she was yelling at the long haired woman. Robin's nose lashed out an unusual amount of blood. He landed backwards on the ground and started to twitch.
"Robin!" Shulk cried. He ran towards the man's side and supported him up off his back. "Who did this to you?"
Robin wiped some blood off his nose. He rose his finger at the long haired woman with the spiky blond haired man and Lucina. "It's like a mass chemical weapon of destruction… Those giant knockers. Her face….. Skinny body… wide hips… Long legs…! She's like the ultimate waifu!"
"Ultimate… Waifu?"
"They call her… Tifa Rokkuhāto… The one with… Kuraudo…Sutoraifu." Robin coughed some blood out. He grabbed onto Shulk's jacket tightly and pulled him close. "Kuraudo is very lucky to have the ultimate waifu. Tell him I said that."
"Robin! You mustn't die like this! Please hold on!"
"It's okay…." Robin stopped talking when he saw who approached him. Tifa and Kuraudo with Lucina. Both girls had their arms wrapped around Kuraudo's. "It's the bio weapon of destruction!"
"Who's a bioweapon!?" Tifa objected as she slammed Robin's body on the ground with her boot.
"Oi, make sure you don't kill him," Kuraudo said. "He's very valuable."
"If you say so, Cloud."
"Hey, Cloud, can we go to the shooting game like you promised?" Lucina asked.
"Um, sure, but-"
"No. Cloud's coming with me. He promised to take me out."
"Guys could you-"
"You're not even a Smasher so I don't even know what you're doing here."
"Cloud and I were childhood friends and we saved our planet together."
"Um the planet saved itself on its own…"
"Lies! Lies! Cloud can't be friends with a girl who looks like a street tramp."
"Why would Cloud even fall for a girl who likes she has more balls than boobs?"
Tifa and Lucina both looked at Cloud, but he disappeared from his spot. He was already being dragged by some girl with long brown hair.
"It the 'I'm back from the dead but I am gonna show you who's boss' waifu!" Robin screamed. He got up from the pummeled ground and ran after Cloud and the mysterious girl. Tifa, Lucina and Shulk ran after.
Rose got up from the garbage can and stared at everyone. They were all fighting and beating each other up. Her eyes started to get a little teary. She hung her head down and walked away from everyone. She ended up on a park bench with a vanilla ice cream cone given to her for free from an ice cream vendor. She licked her ice cream while looking at the sunset. She looked at her watch and it was almost seven o'clock.
"We've been fighting for almost two hours and yet, nothing has happened…"
"Little missy, are you okay?"
Rose looked up and saw the love of her life. "Snake-sama!" She hugged him tightly around his waist. "You're the person I wanted to see the most!" She rubbed her head against his long, black coat.
"Hmm… I came here since a couple of brats wanted a stuffed animal specifically from an amusement park. It was a good opportunity to bring Corrin along."
"Corrin?"
Corrin was standing next to Snake with his face wrapped up in bandages still. "Watashi mo koko ni kite hoshiku arimasen deshita! Watashi wa beddo ni iku yo ikutsu ka no nokori no bubun o shutoku shitaiga, watashi wa kono orokana amusemen kōen ni kite imashita. (I didn't even want to come here! I wanted to go to bed and get some rest, but I had to come to this stupid amusement park)."
"And now since he's so pissed, he can only speak Google Translate Japanese."
"What's up with everyone speaking Google Translate Japanese!?" Rose yelled at them.
Montage
Carousel by Michael Jackson
She's from a world of popcorn and candy
Rose offered Corrin some popcorn and candy while Snake was eating his own box.
Pony rides for a dime little children laughing
They all went on a kiddy ride and were laughing as they rode on the extremely slow and boring contraption.
I'm from a world of disappointments and confusions… I want her to be mine
They were playing the shooting game at one of the booths. Snake was shooting down prizes like it was child's play while Corrin kept missing most of the time. He looked down at the ground, but then he noticed that Rose kept shooting her bullets at the man running the booth. She looked over at Corrin and gave him a goofy smile.
I started talking she started walking she disappeared into the crowd oooohh
I lost my heart on the carousel to a circus girl who left my heart in pieces
Corrin was forced on the carousel thanks to Snake threatening him that he would die if he didn't go on it with Rose. He decided to go with the tallest black horse he saw and next to him was Rose who looked like she was enjoying herself.
End of Montage
It was around eleven o'clock and lots of people were still at the amusement park- especially in line at the ferris wheel. Corrin and Rose sat down on a bench together. They haven't said a word to each other ever since they got off the carousel.
Rose kept stealing glances of Corrin every time she had the chance. She couldn't take the silence anymore, so she decided to speak up. "Did you have fun today?" Rose asked Corrin. "I hope you did because I couldn't help but to think about Marth the whole entire time while the montage music was playing."
"Mā, soreha watashi niha kankei arimasen. Jissai ni wa, montāju no ma ni, watashi wa montāju-chū nai Kamira onēsan no koto o kangaete imashita. (Well, that doesn't matter to me. In fact, during the montage, I was thinking about Camilla-oneesan during the montage)," Corrin said back.
"Can you stop speaking Google Translate Japanese!?"
Corrin unwrapped the bandages off his off, revealing a perfectly clean and beautiful skin. "Were you really thinking about him?"
Rose looked away from Corrin. "The truth is that I wasn't… I was thinking about Snake-sama and his perfectly toned body. Isn't he a total badass?"
Corrin stood up from the bench while looking towards the dark sky. The color in his eyes slowly vanished. "I'm going home."
"M-me too!" She stood up from the bench and went by Corrin's side. "I had fun with you today."
"Mmm…"
"You guys need a ride home?" A man with spiky blond hair popped from the bushes with lipstick stains all over his face.
"Cloud? What's with the lipstick stains?" Corrin asked as Cloud approached them.
"Let's just say I got hit on a lot today" Cloud said. "So, are we going home or not?"
"We are," Rose said. "But before we do that, there's one thing we have to do first."
"Sorry, everybody. The ferris wheel is now closed due to it being cursed. It's said that if you ride in it with the person before midnight, you'll be drawn together closer than ever, which meaning that one person will be affected by the curse, meaning that the person who is cursed will love the other person who got on the ferris wheel." The man working at the ferris wheel started to take people down from it quickly as possible.
"Can you explain it better!?" A random man yelled near the ferris wheel.
"Fine you son of a b- Basically, If you ride in one of the cars with a person, one you you will be cursed with the will to love the other person. If it's a group of people, one person will not be cursed and the rest will be cursed and so on!"
Cloud, Corrin, and Rose stood in front of the ferris wheel with a whole bunch of people packed around it. People were hugging each other, kissing and doing some other things that required a censorship bar. Rose's eyes widened and realized at that moment when she saw Cloud with the lipstick stains on his face.
"If what he said is true then…!"
Rose turned pale when she saw Ike and Roy fighting over Marth. She smirked to herself then looked over at someone else.
"Eh?" She saw Peach hugging Samus near her secret garden.
"Eh?" She saw Link trying to kiss pit on the cheek.
"Eh?" She saw Zelda trying to hit on the same girl with the brown hair that dragged Cloud.
"Not surprising." She saw Lucina and Tifa fighting over Cloud who was just scratching his head.
On the other hand, Shulk and Robin were fine. She raised an eyebrow and wondered why they weren't affected by the curse of the ferris wheel.
"I guess we better go find a cure for this curse," Snake said. "It might take a while, but I would hate to see this every single day at the mansion." He took a cigarette out from his pocket along with a lighter.
"But it's fine. We can keep things this way." Rose wiped some drool off her mouth. "I've always wanted to see live action yaoi!" She was staring at Marth, Ike and Roy.
"Hey, hey, hey," Corrin said, "This is no time to be dicking around! Everybody, let's go home."
A/N: End of the chapter. I hoped you like it. I wonder what will happen the of the people who aren't affected by the curse, but have people who love them which are the ones affected by the curse. I can't wait to make that chapter.
