A/N: I hope you enjoyed the last chapter. Here comes another one.
Disclaimer: I don't own SSB except my OCs.
Entry 150
Dear Diary,
It's a bit silly, but my sister and my cousins came all the way to the castle just to see if I was alright. I just got a simple stomach virus, nothing more. They gave my flowers chocolates, energy drinks, tea and they did all my paperwork. They're so stupid… Oh damn. I feel sick. Nature is calling 😵 The girls are gonna yell at me for writing in my journal thing. Shit, here they come.
Sincerely,
The Prince of
Chapter 004: Love Is The Best Power In The World
Mario had already woken up and was on his way to the dining hall. He opened the wide doors and saw that there was a few people in there drinking beverages. Mario went to the drink bar and poured himself a cup of black coffee. When he turned around to go to an empty table, the place was filled with Smashers everywhere- destroying plates, beating each up each other and flirting?
Mario dropped the cup of coffee then started to scream. "What's the meaning of this?!"
Ness appeared in front of Mario with bandages wrapped all over him. "Well, to explain it all, they went on a cursed ferris wheel. It made people in love with each other."
"This is unacceptable! This is a mansion for fighting, not for flirting! And why are you wrapped in bandages?"
"Funny you should ask because I-"
"Mario! Mario!" Marth rushed over to Mario wearing a long, black lace nightgown with black house slippers and a black lace night mask on his head. "These two fuckers won't leave me alone!" He pointed back at Ike and Roy who were wearing their pajamas as well with sad faces.
Mario and Ness stared at Marth with wide eyes.
"My morning was ruined!"
Marth's Morning
He woke up on such a beautiful day. Sunlight shined through his curtains and entered his room. He stretched before trying to get out of bed, but he couldn't. It was then at that moment, he felt something under the covers. His palms were sweaty as he gently lifted the covers up. He turned pale. Roy was sleeping on his left hand side and Ike was sleeping on his right.
"What the fuck?!" He looked down and saw what he was wearing and nearly shrieked.
"Oh, you're awake," Ike groaned. "Let's sleep a little longer." He pulled Marth down closer to him. Marth hissed at Ike, but then Roy pulled Marth towards him.
"Stop stealing him for yourself," Roy said. "We were friends first anyways."
"I'm not yours! I'm not anyone's! Why am I wearing this?!" Marth jumped out from his bed, but the both got a hold of his legs and it caused him to faceplant on the ground. His eyes became wet as he clutched his nose in pain. "Now I'll have to get a nose job."
"Let go of him, Roy!"
"No you let go! I grabbed him first!"
"No I did!"
"No I did!"
"How about if you both don't let go of me, I'll hate you forever, and forever, and forever then you'll commit seppuku," Marth said.
With that being said, they both let go of Marth and he made a run for it.
"Wait! Marth!"
End of Marth's Morning
"Man, that does sound rough," Ness said.
Marth felt himself get lifted off the ground. A tick mark formed of his face when he knew who picked him up.
"Shall we go somewhere more private," Ike said in a soothing tone.
"I swear I'll kill you and your ass will be somewhere more private," Marth muttered.
Samus entered the dining hall with half torn pajamas. She walked towards an empty table and sat down. Ness and Mario walked over to Samus and asked what was the matter.
"Peach," was all she said.
"Peach?" They both questioned.
"She tried to give me her "love nectar" in the middle of the night. I almost got raped by a woman!" Tears flowed from Samus's eyes. "I never been so scared in my life of another woman."
Samus's Night
She place her book down on her desk and turned the lamp off. She climbed into her bed covers, snuggled with them for a bit before drifting off into a deep slumber.
Her door creaked open, but Samus didn't hear it. Light footsteps tapped the wooden floor, but it still didn't faze Samus. The space warrior turned in her sleep a little, and cracked her eyes open. She saw Peach hovering above her with excited eyes and drool dripping from the corner of her mouth.
"I want to share my "love nectar" with you!" Peach declared.
"What in the-?!"
Peach covered Samus's mouth with duct tape quickly, then grabbed both of her arms and tied her wrist tightly with rope and did the same with her ankles. Samus started to squirm around on her bed while making muffled screams.
Peach placed both of her hands on Samus's top and ripped it apart with one tug. Samus started to scream even louder. Peach placed her head on her open chest and slowly made her way down to Samus's secret garden. Peach reached down to her private areas and covered Samus's head with panties decorated with roses.
"What's with all the noise?"
Peach and Samus looked towards the door and saw Rosalina standing there with a white mug decorated with gold stars. "Am I interrupting something?"
"I'm so embarrassed," Peach said. She hopped off the bed and walked past Rosalina and wasn't in sight.
Rosalina rushed to Samus and started to shake her. "Are you alright, Samus?! Say something!"
By the looks of it, Samus had seen the devil today.
End of Samus's Sleep
Mario and Ness didn't comment. Samus continued to cry, wetting the table cloth.
"Please, help me! I don't want to deal with this anymore!"
"Wait! Why do I have to go?"
"Because you're one of the smartest people here and you didn't get affected by the curse."
Mario was currently trying to persuade Robin into going to find a cure for this curse or whatever. Robin was just eating his cereal until Mario came yelling his name.
"Fine. But, I want someone to come with me. I honestly don't like the idea of going alone."
"Thank you, thank you! Will anyone suffice?"
"Yes." This trip will probably take more than a week." A puff of purple smoke appeared in Robin's right hand. A book was obtained. He flipped through a couple of pages. "Ah, Mario. Do you know what the name of this curse if?"
"Um…" He slowly drifted into his thoughts, trying to remember what the name of it was called. "I think it is called… I'm not sure. Nobody told me or in fact, they don't know what it's called."
"I see." Robin shut his book then stood up. "I better go to the library and conduct some more research on this "curse"." He dug through his pocket and pulled out a pair of black, stylish reading glasses and put them on.
"Thank you so much, Robin."
"It's my job as a tactician to always find a strategy before going into a problem." Robin grabbed his bowl of cereal and dropped it off at the dish turn in. The he left the dining hall.
Mario sighed and hoped that everything would be back to normal soon.
Elsewhere
Mewtwo was taking a leisure walk by himself near a park. As he was walking, he spotted Cloud walking with Bayonetta sitting on a park bench. He wanted to find out more about this, so he secretly went up a slide and waited at the top of it to listen to their conversation.
"So, basically, your childhood friend, Tifa, and Lucina are deeply in love with you," Bayonetta summed up.
Cloud nodded as he looked down at the bark grass. "Yeah… We went on a ferris wheel together and they started to act strange."
Bayonetta nodded her head in interest.
"Before I knew it, Tifa asked if she wanted to sleep with me after we left, but Lucina said she wanted to as well…What should I do?"
"Trick them into saying that you're gay or a shotacon?"
"..."
"Trust me. It will work." Bayonetta got her phone out and started to text someone. "I'll even get someone to help you."
"I'd rather not…"
"Interesting…" Mewtwo thought. He smirked evilly to himself. "Maybe I'll get some people to join in on this "game"." With that, he vanished into the thin air and was never seen.
With the Brown-Haired Girl
Corrin was in the tea with room with the brown-haired girl wearing a long, pink dress. She kept bugging him over and over to do something about the elf with obsession problems. Corrin just shrugged not sure of what to do.
"I'm sorry, but I have to go now. I already had shooting lessons and I need to meet my family," Corrin said with a sorry expression. "I really shouldn't keep them waiting…"
"But- okay, after you meet your family, will you help me?"
"I suppose so. We should hurry now."
They were about to leave, but there was a blood curdling scream coming from outside the tea room. Corrin and the brunette stopped in their tracks.
"Where… are… you…?" was what they heard. The voice sounded vengeful.
Corrin looked as if he pissed his pants, but the brunette on the other hand fainted. He rushed over the the brunette and tapped her face. "Are you okay?! Answer me?!" He waited for a response, but he got nothing. "I should probably do CPR."
"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BABY GIRL!?"
"Zelda!?" Corrin placed the brunette over her shoulder and escaped out the window. Once he did that, the door exploded into millions of pieces revealing a black shadowy figure with red eyes.
Pit and Link
Link insisted that he wanted to take Pit on a date. Pit didn't want to, but Link wouldn't stop threatening him with his sword, so he decided to go with him. They both wore some casual clothes. They sat in an outdoor cafe surrounded by beautiful scenery and the sweet aroma of coffee.
Pit shyly placed his eyes on Link, then back at his cup. He picked his cup up and sipped it. Link stared at Pit with a grin.
"So, enjoying your day so far," Link asked Pit.
"Y-yeah. It was nice of you to take me this cafe," Pit said. "I've never been here before."
"Well I'm glad you like it."
Meanwhile, a pair of known faces had their eyes on Pit and Link. A woman with long green hair and a girl with black twin tails. The woman with green haired eyed them intensely while loudly chugging her coffee down. On the other hand, the twin tailed girl gave her a blank stare.
"What are you doing, Pittoo? Why are you staring at me instead of Link and Pit?"
"That's because you're causing a scene!" he yelled.
The people sitting around them gave them looks of disgust. The green haired woman glared at all of them then at Pittoo. "Well, it's because I'm getting into character."
"Well how can a goddess act normal around human civilization?"
"True. I guess I'm too goddamn hot for my own good… Opps! I am god! I can't curse to myself. Teehee!"
"Fucking hell."
Pit was busy chatting with Link, but from the corner of his eye, he saw his Lady and goddess, Palutena, sitting with Dark Pit who was cross dressing as a girl. He nearly choked on his spit which made Link worry.
"Are you okay, Pit?"
"Y-yeah. I just saw something surprising."
Palutena pulled out her cam recorder and waited for things to get good.
Link leaned in towards Pit with seductive smile and said, "Wanna see and feel something more surprising?"
Pit blushed like mad and shook his head furiously. "I'm too young-"
Link placed his finger on his lips. "There's no such thing as being too young to experiment."
The girls in the outdoor cafe started to turn red and watch the two boys intensely. Palutena had steam coming out from her nose and Dark Pit could've sworn that she was making pig noises. Link grabbed Pit's hand and they started to leave the outdoor cafe.
Palutena rushed to her feet and grabbed Dark Pit. "They're going to the love hotel! Let's go!" She still held her cam recording, recording Pit and Link.
Robin
He had about twenty dictionary sized books stacked on his table in the library. He just finished reading another book and slammed it closed. "It's no use! I can't find information about this curse!"
"If it's about Azalea's curse, then I know a lot about it."
Robin looked towards the doorway and saw Bayonetta standing there wearing an adventurer's outfit.
"Azalea's curse? The one about the ferris wheel?"
Bayonetta nodded lightly. "I learned about this not too long ago."
"Where can we find the cure?"
"It's near a place known as "Nohr"." Bayonetta pulled a map out from her pocket.
Robin gave her a nasty stare. "Why on Earth would you have a piece of paper to guide you?"
"Because Nohr isn't on Google Maps yet. This is the best we've got."
"I guess we really have no choice." Robin ripped his coat off and was wearing an adventurer outfit. "Let's go to Nohr and find the the cure to Azalea's Curse. By the way… What does the flower happen to look like?"
Bayonetta pulled a picture out from her pocket. It showed an azalea surrounded by small white roses and blue crystals. "It'll be easy to find, but the flower will spawn in about three days. I've already asked Snake to gather the other materials needed to make the cure. This is a race against time, so we better get going."
"Right."
A/N: I hope you enjoyed this chapter. It's been a while since I posted a chapter so I hoped you like.