Chocolate Frog Card: (Silver) Nott: Challenge: Write about Theodore Nott.
Gringotts: Hermione/Theo [Hermione - Pairings]
Ultimate Hermione Pairing Challenge: Hermione/Theodore Nott
February Event: 45. (dialogue) "What kind of hotel sells condoms?" / "My favourite kind of place." 15. (object) Lingerie
Word Count: 295
"Have you found everything that you were looking for?" the hotel's small shopkeeper asked curiously, smiling at Theo as he scanned the small amount of items he'd gathered.
"I did, yes," Theo replied, always slightly uncomfortable when muggles that were strangers spoke to him. He had no problem with them any other occasion, except for this situation when they were forced to be polite.
"Flowers and chocolates," the shopkeep commented with a raised eyebrow. "Are you planning on getting lucky tonight, sir?"
"I don't plan on it," Theo scoffed, rolling his eyes. "I know." He internally widened his eyes. The nerve of him to speak to a stranger about his sex life. The shopkeeper - who's name tag read Brian - didn't seem too bothered, and chuckled in response.
"You'll probably need some of these then," he offered, wiggling his eyebrows. Theo turned his gaze to the offerings and barked out a laugh. No, he didn't need them but this man knew what was up.
"Are you serious?" Hermione gasped, staring at her boyfriend as she leant back on their bed in nothing but her black lingerie. Theo couldn't believe how far the two had come from the tense schoolkids from after the war, to the blushing adults whenever more skin than usual was shown to the couple who were now relaxed in underwear and didn't bat an eye.
"I don't think I could be that imaginative for a joke," Theo commented, rolling his eyes.
"But-" She paused. "What kind of hotel sells condoms?"
"My favourite kind of place," Theo leered, smirking at her. He bent down to take his shoes off and when he sat back straight, her lace bra hit him in the face. "This truly is my favourite kind of place," he sighed happily.