Here's the big premiere! Enjoy!

Aerial View:

Tonight was the big premiere. Percy was excited and nervous about it. He had butterflies in his stomach. Conner reassured him that everything was fine and everything was set up as it was supposed to. Then, the announcer announced him.
"Ladies and Gentleman! Boys and Girls! Gods and mythological creatures! Welcome to the premiere of THE CAMP HALF-BLOOD SHOW!" There was a big roar of cheering. The announcer continued. "Please give a fabulous applause to our main sea spawn Perrrrrrrrcy
Jackson!" Another roar of cheering. Percy ran on stage with a big smile. "Hi! Hello! Hola! Bonjour! Shut up!" He greeted the audience. They chuckled. "Thank you for making this happen Annabeth, Conner, and Travis! Give a big hand to them!" The crowd
clapped for them. "But, you need to give a hugeround of applause to Zeus. Who threatened to kill me! If he didn't, I wouldn't be on this stage tonight!" The crowed applauded Zeus. "Alright now for the skits! This is our first skit: "The
God of Movies."The audience clapped.

Narrator played by Leo Valdez.

Have you heard of the God of Movies?If you haven't, pray you will never ever meet him. For example, take little Jimmy here (Jimmy played by Jason Grace.) Jimmy was just watching an inappropriate movie when the God of Movies showed up. "Jimmy, what happened?" (Jason
starts crying like an idiot.) "He asked what I was watching and I said (This movie is too inappropriate so young kids don't get any ideas.) "Wow" says The Narrator, "oh my gosh! Jimmy why would you watch that?!" "I got curious" he says while sobbing. "No wonder he showed up! You monster!...Can I watch...never mind."

The audience was laughing a lot. The Olympians chuckled. Percy knew they had to laugh. Not chuckle. He ran on stage. "Thank you! Thank you! Now everyone knows that demigods lives are very dangerous right?" The audience chorused a big
yes. "Well, here's what it be like if it weren't dangerous. Here is: "A Normal Life." The audience clapped.

"Mom!" Percy yells to his mother Sally Jackson (Sally is played by herself.) "Yes dear?" She yelled back. "I have to go on a quest!" He hollers to her. "To where?" She asks. Sally comes into the room with one eyebrow raised. "The most dangerous of all places...I'm gonna pick up some milk at the grocery store." (Cue ominous music) "Son, you can't! You have a very high risk of dying!" She pleads. "I know mom, it's level of boring is so boring, if one kid stepped into a grocery store. He or she dies." Then, someone knocks on the door. Percy opens it and it is Poseidon. Played by himslef. The audienceclaps and yells "Yay!" "Percy, I have come to give you something to use for your quest...a coupon." The audience laughs so hard. Sally goes back to her regular voice and stops crying. "Okay son. Be back soon." She kisses her son's head and he leaves. Then, Annabeth played by herself walks in. The audience cheers. "Hey Sally, I got to go pick up some shoes at the shoe store." Cue ominous music.

The audience is rolling in their seats trying to contain themselves. Percy runs on stage and he laughs. They cheer. "Okay now for our final skit: "iPhone 100." The audience cheers.

Narrator played by Frank Zhang


Have you heard of the iPhone 100? If you haven't, we're here to tell you all about it. Let's see what people think. "I think it's horrible! Don't buy it!" Cries Nico. "No! Please no! Don't buy it!" Pleads Hermes. Glad to see our awesomecostumes think about our new iPhone as something cool. We have new cool apps called: "Get that Dog!" Where you play as a dog and run away from a psychopath family! (Frank grins and the audience is laughing really hard even the Olympians laughed.) If you get caught, you get put down in the game and in real life! Isn't that just the best! We also have Siri! If you ask her: Can we rob a bank? She says: "Yes. Cause I don't give a crap about what happens to you? If you ask her: Should I burn a building down? Shesays:Unless you're inside fun! So buy it today. And our motto is: Don't buy it! Don't get to live!

The audience laughs and laughs. Percy runs on stage. "Thank you! We had a lovely show! Thanks to everyone in the show. Thanks to the crew. Thanks to the Olympians. And mostly, thanks to all you guys! Bye!" Travis runs up to Percy with a enormous grin.
"Dude! Our show just made 1# show on Hepheastus TV!"

So, that was the premiere. The skits were short, but as I said, I'm a bad writer. But, tell me if you want a skit next time and I'll put it in. Also, tell me if I should continue.

Peace,

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