Chocolate Frog Card: (Bonus) Teddy Lupin: Challenge: Write about Teddy Lupin.
Gringotts: Hermione/Teddy [Hermione - Pairings], "Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.", "I don't have any Muggle money, but I have a Sickle and two Knuts.", "Are you a Boggart? Because I have a fear of hot girls.", "Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I'm truly attracted to you.", "You don't have to say Luminos Maxima to turn me on.", "Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?", "Are you using the Confundus Charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?", "I can be your house elf, I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes."
February Event: 29. "Is there a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them." (dialogue) [15 points]
Word Count: 583
She'd been receiving the notes daily now for a week, and she still had no clue who it was.
"Is there a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them."
That had been the first one she'd received and they'd only grown steadily worse since.
"Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own."
That had made both Ron and Harry chuckle.
"I don't have any Muggle money, but I have a Sickle and two Knuts."
Fred and George had teased her mercilessly over that one.
"Are you a Boggart? Because I have a fear of hot girls."
Draco had laughed so hard that he'd cried, exclaiming that her admirer must be blind. She'd punched him on the arm and he'd apologised, claiming he was joking but it still didn't help her work out who was sending the notes!
"Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I'm truly attracted to you."
That seemed like one of the more sincere notes, and it made her doubt that they weren't just being sent to her as a prank. She still didn't know who it was though.
"You don't have to say Luminos Maxima to turn me on."
And then she knew who it was. She remembered Sirius talking about his terrible chat-up lines the other month at one of their huge family dinners.
She didn't see her note sending culprit until two days after she'd figured it out, in the meantime, crude notes that hinted to Sirius were still sent to her.
"Hey, Teddy," she called as a greeting when she arrived at Grimmauld Place. Remus' kid wasn't much of a kid now, being twenty years old and fresh out of Auror Academy. Remus, Tonks and Sirius - for he was just there for the ride - was proud of him immensely. As was everyone else.
"Hey, 'Mione," he replied.
"Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" she asked huskily, looking up at him from beneath her eyelashes. She saw him gulp and his hair change to a pale red. She'd got him!
"Er-er-er, what?" he stuttered. She smirked at him, stepping so closely that their chests touched.
"Are you using the Confundus Charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?"
His eyes darkened and he bit back a whimper.
"Hermione, please," he whispered. "This isn't funny." She stepped even closer so he was forced to hold onto her.
"I can be your house elf," she breathed. "I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes."
"I wasn't playing with you," Teddy told her, his eyes moving across her face as he looked for any sign that she didn't want him, want this. "I didn't know how to tell you and I was stupid enough to think Sirius could help but I want you."
"And I want you," Hermione responded. "Tonks told me a while ago that she didn't care about the age difference and I had no idea what she was on about, until you walked out of your bedroom, just in your bed shorts without a shirt. Were you trying to give me a heart attack?"
"I didn't know you were there," he replied, his head bending towards hers. "If I had, I would've walked out in just my boxers."
"Next time," she requested and he didn't get to answer, though with his lips fused to hers, they both knew what the answer was.