I know what I said about not writing the story. But, I got impatient. So, here is Episode 2!
The Camp Half-Blood Show was an enormous success! The crew was setting the stage for the next episode. Percy watched as the crew put everything where it was supposed to. Then, Travis walked up to him with a grin. "Everything's set
up. Lights, cameras, everything!" Then, he walked away. The audience was even bigger then last time. So, Percy was ready to make the audience love him. "Ladies and Gentleman!" The announcer announced, "boys and girls! Gods and mythological monsters!
Welcome to the Camp Half-Blood Show!" Loud cheering. The announcer continued, "please welcome our main sea spawn, Perrrrrrcy Jackson!" Loud clapping and cheering as Percy ran on the stage. "Thank you! Thank you! Welcome to Episode two everybody!"
Loud cheering. "So, for our first skit, you know Halloween is coming up right?" (It isn't but let's just pretend.) "So, we put together a skit called: "Ouija Board Disaster."
Percy, Annabeth, Jason, and Piper as themselves.
"Alright!" Percy announced, "rules first. No asking a spirit how they died. First of all it is mean, and...well it's just mean. Second, no telling a spirit personal information about you. Third, and this is the most important rule. No one is aloud to leave the board without saying goodbye." The other three said okay. "Let's start!" Piper exclaims. "This is unwise" said Annabeth. "Shut up!" Percy, Jason, and Piper yelled together. "Spirits! If you are here give us a sign!" Jason yells out. Nothing. "Piper, you tell them, put charmspeak into your voice" Annabeth insisted. "Alright. Spirits! If you talk to us, I'll bake brownies! And I rule at making brownies!" Then, the planchette moved. "Is anyone moving it?" Jason asked. "Not me!" The rest of them yelled altogether. All of the sudden, Percy asked a question: "What's your name?" The planchette spelled B-E-C-K-E-N-D-O-R-F. "Charles Beckondorf? Son of Hepheastus?" The planchette moved to yes. "Cool. Um so sorry Beck for ditching you on the shop" said Percy. The planchette spelled: It's cool. Out of nowhere, Leo busts in (played by himself. The audience cheers and claps.) "Beckendorf, Can I have your computer?" Leo asks him. The planchette moved to no. "Why? You're dead!" Leo complains. No! The board says. "Sorry Leo" says Annabeth. Leo walks out crying like a girl. "Okay. Let's leave" says Percy. And they left without saying goodbye.
Percy walks onto stage with the crowed laughing. "Next, I'm gonna have my main uncle Zeus come onto stage to interview me! Come on up Uncle Zeusey!" An embarrassed Zeus walks on stage and sits across from Percy. "Alright! Ask me questions!"
Percy tells him.
Zeus: You recently became very well known in Olympus. How does it feel?
Percy: Amazing! Thanks Uncle Zeus for helping me!
Zeus: HELPED YOU?! I THREATENED YOU!
Percy: Chill. You helped by threatening me.
Zeus: NO I DID NOT!
Percy: STOP YELLING AT ME! IM ONLY SEVENTEEN!
Zeus: AND A COMPLETE MORON!
Percy: AT LEAST I HAVE FANGIRLS! ALL YOU DO IS WALK TO A GIRL AND SAY "YOU'RE HOT! COME AND LETS HAVE KIDS!"
Zeus: *gasps* YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
Percy: OH YES I DID AND IM PROUD!
Then, Conner walks on stage.
Conner: STOP YELLING! YOU ARE BOTH PIECES OF CRAP!
Zeus and Percy: *Chases Conner*
Travis walks on the stage while everyone was laughing so hard. Even Athena and some of the other Olympians were amused to see their leader yelling like an idiot. "Sorry for the er...inconvenience. Now here is our last skit: "Help the World."
Demeter played by herself. Demeter's childrenplayed by Miranda Gardener and Katie Gardner.
"Hello world!" Demeter says happily, "we're gonna talk to you about earth. With my two little helpers who agreed to help me!" Katie runs into the room. "Run! She kidnapped us!" Demeter kicks her and Kaite flies into the other room. "You see, the earth is being polluted ever single da-" Miranda runs into the room. "Ahhh! Mother! Why have you taken us?" She asks and pleads. "Shut up Miranda!" Demeter kicks Miranda and she flies across the room. "As I was saying, the earth is being polluted. So we need you to pick up tra-" Demeter was up interrupted again by both Katie and Miranda. "Run! Run while you can!" They shout together. "Shut the heckup!" Demeter yells. She then kicks both Katie and Miranda to the other room. "Stay there!" She yells. "The earth is being polluted and we need your heeeeelp.. Katie stop spying on me!" Then, Katie and Miranda tackle Demeter to the ground, gags her, ties her up, and runs away. "Mhmhmmm!" Demeter yells. Translation: They were the ones that kidnapped me and made a video about the earth! Katie and Miranda were never seen again until 6 years later in the woods listening to Nick Jonas' "Stitches."
Percy runs on stage and everyone is laughing. "Thank you for coming tonight! See you soon!" The crowd cheers and claps. While Conner runs up to Percy and says: "We beat Hepheastus' show "Catching War and Love!" With 20,234,534 views!"
Second episode everyone! Hope you enjoyed!
Peace,
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