Today was the third episode. The Camp Half-Blood show was becoming more and more well known. Percy was ready to make the crowd laugh. "Alright Perce! You're on in two minutes" said Travis. "Cool" was all Percy said back. Then, the
announcer announced Percy. "Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Gods and mythological monsters! Welcome to the Camp Half-Blood Show!" There was a big roar of cheering. The announcer continued: "Please welcome our main sea spawn Perrrrrcy Jackson!" Another
roar of cheering. Percy happily ran on stage. "Thank you everybody! Thank you! So, this week I decided to try something new! I hosted a game show called: "Who's Your Future Wife?" The audience was curious now. "So, here is the game!"

Contestants: Jason, Leo, Grover, and Frank. Host: Percy

"Hello everyone and welcome to Who's Your Future Wife?" (The audience clapped.) "Here is our contestants" says Percy happily, "we have Jason Grace, he likes to take people flying, a great family man, and a blond dude!" (The
audience chuckled.) Jason frowned. "What does that have to do with anything?" He asked Percy. "It means you're blond!" Percy yells out. Then, he smiles. "Next is Leo Valdez, he's a good cook, likes to fix things, and his dad has been thrown down from Mount Olympus twice! Now, we have Grover Underwood. Grover is a good reed player, loves nature, and is technically in his thirties! Last but not least, we have Frank Zhang! He's a strong man, turns into animals, and Chinese-Canadian!" (The
audience cheered for them.) "Let's get on with the game shall we? First, let's meet Jason's future wife!" A 10 year old girl walks into the room. Jason stares at Percy in anger. "No! She's like...10 dude!" Percy and the girl frown. "Is that wrong Jason?" Percy asks him. "No...yes!...No...ugh!" Percy grins. "Let's meet Leo's future wife!" An 80 year old woman walks into the room. "Duuuuuude!" Leo cries out. "Now Grover's wife!" Annabeth walks into the room. "She's your girlfriend Percy!" Grover screams. "Chill. Lastly, Frank's wife!" A woman in her early twenties walks in and she's pregnant. "She's kinda hot! I'm cool with this!" Frank says. "We're not talking about the woman Frank, we're talking about the baby inside her! She's your wife. It's a girl." Frank stares at Percy in shock. "That's all for Who's Your Future Wife?"


The crowd is laughing so hard at the skit. Percy walks on stage and chuckles. "Alright! Here's our next skit! Chiron wanted to see how the kids were behaving at Camp Half-Blood! So, he decided to asks himself look like a teenager.
Here's the footage we got!"

Chiron goes up to Leo and says: "Hey I'm the new kid. My name is Skippy John Jones" he tells him. Leo looks at him in confusion. "That's a book character. What's your real name?" Leo asks "Skippy." "Ummm...Skippy." Leo walks away.

Chiron spies on Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Leo, Frank, Hazel, and Rachel playing Truth or Dare. "Hazel, T or D?" Annabeth asks her. "Umm...Dare" she says nervous. "I dare you to kiss Chiron!" (Cue ominous music.) Chiron almost fainted in his wheelchair. He goes into the cabin they're playing in (which is the Poseidon Cabin.) and changesinto centaur form and yells: "WHAT?!" Then, Hazel awkwardly kisses him. Then, they play Truth or Dare together.

The crowd laughs and Hazel blushes backstage. Percy runs on stage. "We didn't get a lot of footage but there you go! Next, me and my buddy Conner are gonna sing Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees! Because a demigods life is dangerous right?"
The audience chorused a big walks onto the stage. "Ready?" Percy asks him. "No." "Sweet. Let's do dis!"

Percy: Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man. No time to talk.
Conner: Music loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was born.
Both: And now it's alright! It's OK! You may look the other way! We can try to understand the New York Times effect on man!
Percy: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother! You're Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!
Conner: Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and we're Stayin Alive Stayin Alive
Both: Ah, ha, ha, ha Stayin' Alive! Stayin Alive! Ah, ha, ha, ha Stayin Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!"

The song ends. "Thanks everyone! That's not the whole song! But, you get the idea. Thanks to Conner for singin with me! Byeeee!"

Percy walks back stage where Leo looked at him grinning. "Dude! Our show was nominated for 4 Olympian awards!"