A/N: So I got slightly attacked by plot bunnies today...
Blaine stumbled down a hallway, giggling as he caught himself on the wall. A hand shot out of a door, catching the back of his shirt, and dragged Blaine into the closet. Blaine giggled again as he staggered, falling onto Kurt's chest.
"Oh hi." Blaine laughed, pulling away again.
"Shush." Kurt whispered, peering out the crack in the door.
"Why are we being quiet?" Blaine whispered loudly. Kurt whirled around, slapping a hand over his boyfriend's mouth and glaring at him exasperatedly.
"We're being quiet because we're hiding." Kurt reminded him, letting go of his mouth slowly.
"Oh." Blaine was quiet, leaning against the back wall of the cupboard as he thought, absently playing with the coat hangers. "Why are we hiding?"
Kurt sighed, pulling the door shut and turning to his boyfriend.
"Because Rachel – oh, so, mature Rachel – started a game of kiss-chasey, and she's been deliberately chasing you around the house for the past ten minutes."
Blaine pouted, wrapping his arms around Kurt's waist and snuggling into his chest.
"But I don't want to kiss Rachel. She's a girl."
Blaine sounded so adorably horrified that Kurt couldn't suppress his giggle.
"I'd much rather kiss you." Blaine continued brightly, looking up at Kurt hopefully.
Kurt smiled, bending down to kiss him gently.
"Better?" he asked.
"Much." Blaine sighed, nuzzling into Kurt's chest.
Kurt petted at his back, pressing a kiss to his curls.
"Can we go home now?" Blaine sighed longingly. Kurt smiled, running his fingers through Blaine's hair.
"We're sleeping here tonight remember?"
"Oh... Can we go to sleep now?" Blaine rephrased.
"Blaine... Rachel's still looking for you..." Kurt reminded him.
"Oh." Blaine giggled, smiling into the darkness. He stretching up onto his tiptoes to kiss Kurt and missed, bumping their noses together.
"Oops." He giggled, kissing Kurt before snuggling back into his chest.
They stood in silence for another couple of minutes, Kurt listening intently, checking that they hadn't been found yet.
"Mm tired." Blaine sighed, dropping his head onto Kurt's shoulder.
"Blaine, don't go to sleep." Kurt said urgently as Blaine's weight on him increased.
"Why?" Blaine whined.
"Because I said so?" Kurt tried. Blaine snorted into Kurt's shoulder, shaking his head.
"Night." Blaine whispered, just before he dropped his full weight on Kurt, making his knees buckle.
"Shit." Kurt hissed, dropping to the ground with a thud, unable to stay upright while holding Blaine up.
The door opened, and Kurt blinked in the sudden light.
"Found you!" Rachel crowed happily.
"Well shit."
A/N: Uh, if it wasn't obvious, they're all supposed to be drunk...
Shout-outs to all who guessed correctly when we upload the next mpreg! ^^