"Oh my gosh" says Harry Potter. "Life is so hard." "Yeah" agrees Cyclops. "It's so hard being like the main character of a franchise when like there are way more interesting characters that totally steal the spotlight from you." "Huh, yeah" they groan together. "Hey" yells Cyclops and Harry Potter at each other. "Your franchise is a total ripoff of mine!" "Oh yeah" says Harry. "Then tell me, do you have a red headed girl that you thought was really useless, but then turns out to be superior to you in every way?" 'Uh… no" says Cyclops just as Jean Grey walks in. "Oh my gosh, see!" says Harry Potter. "You are a total ripoff of the wizarding world of Harry Potter." "Oh really?" says Cyclops. "Okay Mr. Wizard, do you have a principal at your school that also so happens to be your mentor?" "Oh well does your school have a secret group of elite students that fights evil" says Harry potter. "Oh yeah, well does your arch nemesis hate humans?" says Cyclops. "You dare insult the boy who live" says Harry. "Very soon you'll be known as the boy who died" says Cyclops. "Guys, guys break it up" says Frodo as the Hobbits and Doom Patrol walk in. "Stay out of this, ripoffs" says Harry Potter and Cyclops at the same time.