Chocolate Frog Card: (Bronze) Ptolemy: Challenge: Reference to any canonical Chocolate Frog Card in your story.
Gringotts: Hermione/Jimmy [Hermione - Pairings]
Ultimate Hermione Pairing Challenge: Hermione/Jimmy Peakes
February Event: 20. pink (colour) [5 points]
Word Count: 314
"I've got Salazar Slytherin," Jimmy growled in frustration. "Again! It's not like the facts even change, it's just the same boring information that we receive every time."
He looked up at his lunch companion and saw her smirk of amusement.
"What?" he asked.
"You get so worked up about this," she chuckled. "It's a chocolate frog card and you're twenty six, surely you're too old to be worried about collecting these things?"
He gasped. "How dare you!" he cried. "You are never too old for a hobby."
"If it's a hobby, why do you get so worked up about it?"
"I don't," he argued feebly. Her raised eyebrow that showed her disbelief caused him to sigh. "I get a bit worked up, don't I?"
"A bit?" She laughed at him. "Here, give me that card." She took it out of his fingers and flipped it to read the information on the back. She already knew what it said but that didn't stop her from reading it again. She flipped it over, using wandless magic and gave it back to her boyfriend. "There," she told him. "Enjoy your new information."
His face took a puzzled expression as he took the card and read it.
"Salazar Slytherin was famously known for his love of fluffy bunnies. He had a a sweet tooth for candy floss and he wore pink pyjamas." He looked at Hermione, a huge smile on his face. "You're brilliant."
"I know," she confessed, winking. He leant forward and pulled her in for a kiss.
"This is complete and utter tosh but you're brilliant."
"It cheered you up, didn't it?"
He chuckled, nodding as he looked at the card and it's fake information. "Say, I have a few Harry Potter cards; do you think that you could give me some true information that shows the dirty on Harry?"
"In your dreams, Jimmy," she laughed.