Characters – As many canon characters as possible and some made up ones
Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would
Author's notes – The rest of the chapters will be mainly adverts, the characters will pop in now and again but they are not the stars of this show LOL
McDonalds (ancient 21st century slogan 'I'm loving it')
Tellarite version
"I don't know why it's called 'fast food', it took the McDonald's server two minutes to serve me lunch. I'm not loving it but I'm not hating it either."
Orion version (using ancient classical Terran song)
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and there like its better than yours, damn right its better than yours. I can teach you but McDonald's will charge."
Betazoid version
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Andorian version
"The Pink skins and Brown skins call this food? The planet Andor challenges them to a duel for the best fish fillet burger. We say McDonald's bring it on!"
Terran Version
"McDonalds….. we're still loving it... just about"
Klingon Version
"Mack son of Donald expect warriors to eat meat that did not die in battle?"
Vulcan version
"It is not logical to use credit resources to purchase unhealthy food but if you insist on doing so McDonald tofu burgers are a decent staple for trips to the desert."
Trill (joined) Version
"I suffer this Terran food to please my host"
Trill (unjoined) version
"Is eating this another test from the Symbiosis commission?"
Author's notes - I am not a McDonalds fan but it's a very global product :o)