Characters – As many canon characters as possible and some made up ones
Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would
Victoria's Secret underwear (21st century online slogan 'Love me - Make it a night to remember')
Tellarite female version
"If Victoria has a secret then why is she sharing it with others, what other secrets are Terran females hiding?!"
Tellarite male version
"Who knew Terran females where so accommodating….. What is their agenda, why is it a secret?!"
Orion version (using ancient classical Terran song)
"My underwear brings all the boys to the yard, and there like its better than yours, damn right its better than yours. I can teach you but Victoria will charge."
Betazoid version (use your telepathic imagination, if you're psi null too bad)
Andorian female version
"We do not need to entice our men, they need to entice us!"
Andorian male version
"Victoria has revealed her secret…. We thank her"
Terran Version
"Still sharing her secret's one night at a time."
Klingon Version
"Vik To Ria reveal your secret or we will send you to Stovokor… after we bed you"
Vulcan version
"We find Victoria's illogical secret aesthetically pleasing."
Vulcan Ponn Farr version
"Riiiiiiiipppppppppp."