Characters – As many canon characters as possible and some made up ones
Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would
A touch close to T rating
Durex condoms (ok the 23rd century might have more effective birth control methods but use your imagination)
Pike – Our new Head of Market Research Ms Gaila has some ideas for this product. Give her your attention troops!
Gaila – Helllloooo you gorgeous sentient beings, as you might know Orions are immune from most known galactic, sexually transmitted ailments so we don't have a tradition of using barrier methods for health reasons but we do like to use them for a little fun
Kirk (whispering to McCoy) – She can have a little fun with me any time she wants.
McCoy (whispering back) – still no play with Marcus kid?
Kirk (mumbles) – don't hate cos you got a Vulcan cold fish in your bed at night
McCoy (smirks) – jealousy does not become you Kirk, I'm T'Shira's bondmate, that's the only logical reason she needs for sex every night.
Kirk (stares back in awe)
Gaila - .. So here are some suggestions that might be useful for your ad campaign.
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Tellarite version
"Durex – at last a Terran invention that has some uses…"
Orion version
"Durex – a new toy from the people of Earth, to enhance your pleasure"
Betazoid version
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Andorian version
"Keep your antennas warm at night …use Durex"
Terran version
"For your galactic pleasure"
Klingon version
"Protection for warriors"
Vulcan version
"Durex…a fascinating Terran invention, various green shades accommodated for your lok"