Characters – As many canon characters as possible and some made up ones
Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would
Author's Notes: I've decided to do a commercial break per week. Since it's now week 7 for 2015 I'll post another chapter this week to catch up. The challenge is to aim for 52 commercials, so let me know what products to promote even if I've never heard of em! I'll start with the suggestions already given.
Got Milk? (ignore the bad grammar..go with it)
Tellarite version
"Of course I Got milk? Go get your own"
Orion version (using ancient classical Terran song)
"My MILK will bring everyone to the yard, and there like its better than yours, damn right its better than yours. I might teach you and not even charge"
Betazoid version
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Andorian version
"Milk..a Terran substance to whiten your hair…"
Terran Version
"Yes we 'got milk', can we get something else now?
Klingon Version
"Bovine juice – a drink for warriors!"
Vulcan version
"Got milk"? Despite the incorrect grammar the question implies a request for a milky substance produced from Terran bovine, since Vulcans are vegetarian we prefer Milk produced from other Terran sources such as soy, rice, almond or oats."
P.S I haven't neglected my other stories, I'll get back to them, S/U need their naughty fix, Sarek needs a wife and I'll deal with McCoy in the distant future. :o)