Characters – As many canon characters as possible and some made up ones
Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would
Author's notes – Real life is affecting my muse, perhaps when the clock goes forward the extra daylight will make a difference to my creative juices. Meanwhile I am still aiming for 52 commercials!
Life Insurance - Red Shirt Life Insurance
Tellarite version
"Guaranteed to pay out…!"
Orion version
"Well red does look sexy with green skin"
Betazoid version
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Andorian version
" Red, white and blue – the colours for brave Andorians"
Terran version
"The colour that rewards others after you have gone"
Klingon version
"Insurance for warriors!"
Vulcan version
"There is 92.7 per cent certainty your clan will financially benefit from this policy."