Characters – As many canon characters as possible and some made up ones
Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would
Coca cola – 2015 is 100 years of the Coke bottle. I grew up with the famous Hilltop coke advert 'I'd like to buy the world a coke' same tune as 'I'd like to teach the world to sing' by The New Seekers, in this case the advert song preceded the pop song! (who remembers this, hands up old timers lol). So I'm going to use this slogan and give it a Star trek 23rd century twist. For those who don't know the original words
"I'd like to buy the world a home and furnish it love
Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow white turtle doves
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a coke and keep it company
(It's the real thing!)"
Tellarite version
"I'd like to teach the Federation to fight in perfect harmony, but you can buy your own coke!"
Orion version
"I'd like to teach the galaxy to love, mate and drink Coke at the same time"
Betazoid version
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Andorian version
"I'd like to teach the Pink and Brown skins to make better drinks...Andorian ale plus coke is the real thing!
Terran version
"Still teaching the galaxy one planet at a time…always Coca cola"
Klingon version
"Bearable with prune juice"
Romulan version
"This beverage is illegal"
Vulcan version
"We continue to endeavour to teach logic to the rest of the galaxy, the inclusion of the Terran beverage Coca Cola is irrelevant."