Characters – As many canon characters as possible and some made up ones

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Author's Notes – Tomorrow, May 7th, is the General Election in the UK, now how would things be handled in the Star Trek universe? Let's check!

Elections/Political campaigns

Tellarite version

"Vote for your local representative, this is your chance to insult his mother if he broke his promises after the last election!"

Orion version

"If they are too ugly for sex then they don't deserve your vote"

Betazoid version

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Andorian version

"The only honourable politician is one who does not speak"

Terran version

"Get out and vote, keep Terra Prime out of government!"

Klingon version

"The bat'leth decides who rules the Empire"

Romulan version

"Leave politics to the Emperor and the Senate"

Vulcan version

"You may vote for any representative as long as they follow the rule of logic and the ways of Surak"