Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would
Author's Notes – Read in the papers today London is the top destination city for visitors – Go London! Now how would I sell my hometown to the Star Trek universe?
Tourism – London
Tellarite version
Go to Speaker's Corner, Hyde Park; best place for debates, insults and heckling. If you insist on spending money go to a local pub, they are everywhere!
Orion version
A great place to get laid! All species welcome*
Betazoid version
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Andorian version
Too damn hot in the winter and too damn wet in the summer!**
Terran version
Still the best city in the Federation!
Klingon version
Too many Terrans, not enough Klingons
Vulcan version
An illogical city full of illogical people on an illogical planet – quite fascinating
Author's notes – Next city to promote – Las Vegas!
*21st century London is one of the most cosmopolitan cities in the world, (40% are non white) so in two hundred years aliens will be just another face in the crowd lol
** We Brits love to talk about the weather cos its always changing