Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would
Tourism – Las Vegas (old saying - what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas)
Tellarite version
A great place for fights! But why are they charging the audience?
Orion version
You mean we have to keep our holiday a secret?
Betazoid version
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Andorian version
The Andorian version of hell
Terran version
What happens in Vegas still stays in Vegas!
Klingon version
What! No fights to the death at the MGM...and the Terrans expect people to pay?!
Vulcan version
An illogical city, full of illogical people on an illogical planet – the decent summer weather is its only redeeming feature
Author's notes – Next city to promote – New York!